Pre-Season Game Thread: Toronto Raptors vs Golden State Memes
>Velociraptor (/meaning "swift seizer" in Latin) aka the Toronto Raptors will take on the bench-less golden state memes, this game will most likely showcase the depth of each roster so look out for players such as: Norman Powell, Cory Joseph, Lucas Nogueira, and Bruno Caboclo.
>Memes, something spammed by retards aka Golden State will battle against repeating division champs look out for players such as: Javale Mcgee and....**muffled talking to someone in the background** "wait...is that it? there are no more players?", sorry folks apparently the warriors have no depth LOL.
i'm a casual. i'm wondering why mavs vs pelicans isn't being broadcast
Brandon Williams
ayyyee, which one?
Colton Ross
7kt stronk
Joseph Cook
Shit game. No one wants it. Should be streamed on their official websites.
Camden Ross
Durant was the cancer killing OKC
Julian Kelly
Also it should be on league pass.
Henry Perez
This Potlel austrian guy is going to be such a bust
His body language in the game is horrible and half the time he seems lost
Levi Fisher
Vanleet is fucking shitting on these nigga.
Kevin Campbell
A lot of the preseason games only get local radio coverage. Yes, no TV coverage anywhere, not even league pass.
Nathaniel Russell
>Durant
Worst signing in sports history?
Matthew Miller
nobody watches the nba preseason except hardcore junkies. A preseason game between two shit teams isn't going to be broadcast anywhere
William Hall
IM LOVIN THIS GAMME
Thomas Davis
>Kevin Turant
Kayden Cox
DEROZAN!!!!!!!!!!
>DURRCAN'T
Gavin Gomez
From what I've seen so far it looks like Klay should be the go 2 guy for scoring. Curry has officially lost his meme magic and KD has always been overrated
Thomas Brooks
desu
Joseph Mitchell
lmao Carroll can barely dunk
Justin Perry
How the fuck was he a top 10 pick
How
Everyone knows Austrians can't play basketball for shit
Ryan Reyes
The Warriors won't even win 55 games this year.
>Durrbeta
Easton Rogers
>Durant is a role player now
AHAHAH, oh wait, he's always been a role player ahahahaahahahahh
29 games tops. the meme has left the manlet, their best player is a jew SG.
Henry Foster
It would be underwhelming af if GS will be shit from the start
Cameron Ramirez
...
Levi Campbell
>Klay >Jewish we wish
We only have Amar'e and Casspi
Wyatt Foster
...
Tyler Gomez
i wonder where you know who is? LOL LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, GOOGLE MAPS CAN EVEN FIND HIM AHAHAHAH,
GOOGLEY MAPS CANT FIND KD'S SHOT AHAHAH
KD? MORE LIKE KFREEZE COLD AS FUCK AHAHAHAHAH
I GOOGLED KD SHOTS, IT SAID CAN'T BE FOUND ERROR 404 AHAHAHHA
I GOOGLED "WARRIORS CHEMISTRY" 0 RESULTS FOUND AHAHAH
Jeremiah Diaz
>mfw KD deleted his Instagram account because he couldn't handle the banter
LMAO
Logan Collins
That nigga dabbing lmao
Joshua Hill
>Curry lost his magic >Draymond already hit his peak >KD confirmed to be Westgod's sidekick >Zaza is trash >Mo Buckets left >Klay still uggo af >Livingston basically dead >Iggy still shook Did I miss anything lads?
Aaron Morgan
>Warriqueers BTFO >Durrbeta choking like usual
>It's going to be a 150 point game ahahahah
>Curry spammer NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brayden Lee
JAVALE MCGEE
Colton Jones
Oh yeah more thing. You're a jew so nothing you say matters.
Kevin Watson
Signing Carroll was a mistake
Christian Carter
>being THIS mad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gavin Rodriguez
if the raptors are doing this to the memes...
CANT WAIT TILL WESTBROOK ASS FUCKS THEM!!! LITERALLY GOING TO QUADRUPLE DOUBLE ON THEM AHAHAHAH
I CANT WAIT!!!!!
Adam Gutierrez
wtf i hate judaism now
kek forgot about it
Leo Cook
He was the best guy you've signed in free agency in probably your entire team's history. You're a large city but in the NBA you're small market tier.
Carroll is a decent role player senpai. And because of signing him and going to the ECF you were able to get another FA in Sullinger.
Jackson Gonzalez
>David West closing out on that shot
Is he retarded?
Cameron Johnson
there was one made day he was drafted
Daniel Cook
GHEET DHATT GHAABAJJJEEE OUTTAHH HERRE!
Jackson Johnson
KD is a poor man's Mo Speights
Ryder Lee
>Lowry blockin niggas twice his size
lmao
Julian Harris
>mfw Steven Adams wears a steel cup and it causes Draymond to break his foot
Chase Evans
>want a job? you learn a skill >want bigger muscles? you lift bigger wights >you want to marry her? you ask her father >want respect? you earn it >want a meme? YOU SIGN KEVIN DURANT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Josiah Reyes
I wanna get into /nba/, how do I start?
Jack Russell
Smug Porzingi is a thing of beauty.
Brandon Anderson
It's like the 9th time he said it this game
8 SCOOPS CMON
Robert Thomas
Hate the Warriors with a passion.
Fuck Kevin Durant.
Recognize the power and achievements of RBL in keeping us safe with their forensics department.
Kobe is the GOAT. Westbrook is the GOAT. LeBron is the GOAT.
Feed it to the big man, that's BBQ chicken.
Don't forget to ignore anyone that posts pictures of Curry.
Hinkie died for your sins.
Find a team near you and support them.
Don't bandwagon unless you're a foreigner and not Canadian.
Juan Baker
Surprisingly accurate
Andrew Sanchez
ALSO
Create OC and encourage those that make the effort to create OC, unless it's shitty.
Joseph Brown
Don't forget he has to master the scrolls
Evan Turner
>Fuck Kevin Durant.
I remember that one.
Ryan Russell
This
Study your lore. It's essential.
Cameron Murphy
>Find a team near you and support them.
But that team is the Suns...
Jordan Long
>JaVale McGee
Jacob Hughes
Suns are rising senpai.
Kobe's sons will lead them to the promised land.
Will be in the playoffs in at least 2 years.
Cooper Rodriguez
They have fine history and a nice future, just be glad It's not Brooklyn
I'm not American but imo as long as you don't switch teams it's okay (I chose Timberwolves randomly like the idiot that I am)
Lakers and Clippers are pretty close too, no?
Julian Roberts
Or Denver, San Antonio.
Jason Wilson
PATMAAAN
Oliver Miller
>that buzzer beater
Bentley Lee
if KD could go back, would it erase everything? would he be liked again? would WB take him back?
Xavier Long
Oh, I assumed you lived in Arizona, New Mexico?
Matthew Lopez
I'm not him, just suggesting.
Easton Howard
He could go full /nba/ and bandwagon the Westgods
Ayden Powell
No, No, No
Durant burned those bridges. That's not how you handle a leave. That's now how you handle a friendship. You don't shit talk people behind their back then shit talk your fans on Bill Simmons' show.
Evan Collins
there's always idiot fans who love everyone on their team just because they happen to be playing on their team that year. This is what happens when you "support the franchise" rather than support players, you end up with retarded fanbases who forgive backstabbers.
real fans (and westbrook) would never forgive him or like him
Jonathan Parker
...
Levi Murphy
where is you know who? where is kd? where is curry? where are the warriors?
have you seen them? LOLOLOLO
Noah Miller
Wtf I hate jews now
Jacob Bailey
OGRE
senpai .... .. .. ... .... ..
Landon Scott
WHERE ARE YOU??????
I'M LITERALLY USING A MICROSOPE TO FIND YOUR ASS AND IT'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
NOT EVEN THE CIA, NSA, FBI, AND GOD CAN FIND YOUR MANLET ASS