UFC Fight Night: Lineker vs. Dodson Gamethread 2

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brooks vs spicboy is up next

Brooks vs Oliver's is next

larry

Wow, thanks man, I trully appreciate that you created this gamethread, what a pleasure is to have you!

Is she attractive?

what if you smelled PVZ's butthole right now? would it smell like poo or just like musty sweat?

I've realised I only get up for the female fights

yes

That guy is tweaking so hard

no. ugly, primitive features

I've got something that gets up for the female fights, if you know what I mean

discord.gg/m9XxVHN
Join the Discord for real fight fans.

dat rehearsed kiss blow

attractive for a female athlete, objectively a 6/10

POUND 4 POUND
ROUND 4 ROUND

rate my harem 1-10

>no more Face the Pain

I do not. Pls explain.

She looks like a blonde Sophia Vergara without the tits with that make up

definitely

Err I think I get it. You mean your penis right?

Shit song, nice video package

gook/10

P4P

R4R

POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND

>not loving literally our girl

Such a bad song

no she's not, she could've gone without any make up in Planet of the Apes

>Khabib was on the prelims

WTF YOU HAVE A 6 FIGHT MAIN CARD AND YOUR #1 ISN'T ON IT?

like honeydew melon and the tears of ugly bitches user

Will "CM Punk" Brooks

POUND FOR POUND
ROUND FOR ROUND
POUND FOR POUND
ROUND FOR ROUND
STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION

Anyone that says she isnt is either a lying nerd or a faggot.

trap music sells ufc cards

most recent fights that sell well, have trap music for the fight promo video

Yeah if you have bad taste

why aren't you watching football instead?

>all those thirsty neckbeards eating the bait like they're at a buffet

these people need to kill themselves

dumb pleb

That guy is flat out on yokes

Khabib's #1 ranking is a joke, he's been sitting on the bench for 2 years, came back and couldn't finish a literal tomato can and then thinks he deserves a title shot.

Smelly dagastani hugging machine needs to stay active and finish some top 10 fighters.

POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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football is the kind of sport that you watch the highlights and note the results and that's it

Anyone here stay at the Wynn before? Is this a good deal?

its insurance for when Gooby gets pulled, retires again, throws energy drinks at Eddie, etc etc

Found the nig

Why does barncat always pressure when his chin and defense are such shit

Look at the typical white beta in the background, if paige turned around she'd instantly convert to BBC right then and there

>yuros

Not even once

guys i want a gf

how to achieve?

POUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDA
CHAMPION
POUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDAPOUNDA
CHAMPION

>3 championship fights
>would prefer Nurmago-fuckoff

Is Will Brooks gonna get it done out there tonight?

Who's ready for some black-on-black violence?

Can't wait for UFC 205 Whites vs Blacks and spics

POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION POUND FOR POUND ROUND FOR ROUND POUND STILL CLAIMING CHAMPION

He did finish horcher though.

But I do more or less agree with what you're saying.

do blacks usually cheer for who is more trill?

>being a pleb with dumb opinions
>lasts your whole lifetime

cowboy oliveira would be great in a porno

Well he's doing exactly that at 205

exposed hopefully

Weeeeew lad

WILL BROOKS ON FIRE
COWBOY IS TERRIFIED
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

No idea ;_;

Pretty decent deal. Only problem I have with the Wynn is its way on the end of the strip, so you can't really easily walk to a lot of the other hotels.

Isn't this the Evil Cowboy?

I have a vague memory of him being a cheating bastard in his last fight

Bootyblasted gringo mad he has bad taste

Go listen to skrillex and linkin park remixes pleb kek

>Arianna Grande

boys...

awful entrance music

Will brooks is going to be a champ by the end of 2907

im doing both

He likes to horse around a bit in there.

Fox keeps insisting garbage time is some big hit, but I have literally seen ZERO buzz about it anywhere other than its own adds

For the friendly webm maker
here's some judo
heres another one

youtube.com/watch?v=zs-pkXzr2h8

shorter file

from 1:39 to 1:45
6:00 to 6:09

>Literally taking pride in having awful music taste
>Yuropoor """"""""""""men"""""""""""

LAST CALL

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I watch it every week. It's legit funny.

You've seen her Weidman interview havent you?

The length of distance between Will Brooks' chin and lower lip is very short. What is up with this dude's face

I actually listen to 70s and 80s music and 90s rap. Only good rap in recent decade is some of the old the game shit.

Your a nig you are atleast centuries behind on developing taste

Oliveira looks malnourished

lower your expectation

Go back to your borderline illiterate trap rap you dumbass

get shaved
get a cold shower
put on a sharp dress
go downtown
by night
enter a crowded pub
approach to the hottest chick you see
ask her if she has any boy
if she doesn't
you're her boy now
go to your place and dine the fuck out of her sweet tight poosy
heem is love
heem is life

>we see the size of Oliveira
ya, cause the piece of shit missed weight by 5 pounds

cant get KO'd

cowboy missed weight right?

>Your a nig
>Yuropoop education

Go listen to skrillex gringo fajita

My boy Brooks better pull through I swear to god. Who are you guys pullin for?

she's prettier without makeup.

He beat RDA whos probably the best LW besides khabib, and he made him look like a child on the ground. everyone else is a waste of time in LW.
Khabib only faced that darrell guy in april because tony ferguson pulled out.
So all the fags saying he hasnt beaten anyone recently is due either due to people either ducking him or getting injured, something thats out of his control.
it'll be interesting what excuse khabibs doubters will pull out of their ass after he beats johnson at 205

safe to say LOLHUEvera will be moving up to WW permanently

Let's not call this anything other than what it is. This is a lightweight fighting a welterweight

olveira is an antiboy

>Gooby gets pulled
He's showed with multiple opponents pulling though

SUCK IT HUE

twitter.com/TWooodley/status/782431963651059712

NaCl

No, I believe he was referring to a nig belonging to you. That was kind of a thing in your country for a while.

confirmed

Why the fuck are people who missed weight allowed to fight? It's not fair at all. Do they just get a fine or something?

What race runs the world? Certainly not the black and brown

from the 3:10 mark to the 2:45 marl there was some nice hand fighting exchanges in the clinch

Generic (just like the new UFC song)

>its a cage grind episode

No

>this card

>fought RDA all the way back in 2014
>that somehow means something nearly 3 years later

Yeah, everyone is just running from his disgusting dagistani ass.

>injuries are outside of his control

How about he stops training to the point where his knees explode? Funny how it another AKA guy who magically has bum knees.

No, I believe that you are literally a leaf and your opinion is more worthless than chicken excrement.

Oliveira's strategy:
1. Miss weight by a ton
2. Attempt to lay all over your opponent
3. Get taken down
4: ???
5. Profit

I support those boOos

*blacksplodes*

the human race

Anglos

>no makeup

lol dude

10-9 Cowboy

The only thing gringo dutchies run are the international brothels in your city.

>that photoshopped chin

every male celebrity has that photo shopped sunked cheek look

If he had missed weight by 1 more pound the commission would have called off the fight

>y-you're a leaf

Literally nothing to say

yes

>"i popped my rib"

>Slavs piggybacking on the white race

What country runs the world? Is the more appropriate question

cute young grandma

are you fucking kidding me

you have to go back

10-9 Brooks

10-7, boredom leading excitement early in this one joe

Holy fuck this is boring. How's pancrase?

This gave me an erection

>William "Frogger" Brooks

Felice is way hotter though lmao

BORING af. Will my boi Liniker save the card?

how hasn't Brooks heemed this meme fighter yet?

Bellator getting BTFO

Felipe looks like a tranny and is a dumb attention whore.

Women's mma was a mistake

make me

make me

dodson is gonna dance around for 5 rounds en route to a boring decision

i predict deez tings

Not him but youre an irrelevant chink

It literally doesnt matter what you say at all, youre a fucking leaf

By getting heemed, yes

>it's a human backpack episode

China and usa

oliveira was holding dem gloves hard

You're lucky I even gave you a (you). Most irrelevant nation on earth.

Bankers

>tfw when more excited for Warriors Basketball Association than mma this year

I could heem both these nonwhites

Will Brooks has never had an entertaining fight ever

Even Bellator didnt want him

I swear two of those knees in the clinch were low

Oliveria is just kneeing Brooks in the ass. lol what even is this fight?

Anyone else enjoying DC commentary?

His Dad voice is comfy

This is what happens when one guy has a laughable weight advantage that shouldn't have been allowed to participate

19-19

Is brooks the least effective guy on the ground since Jon Fitch?

What a boring fight

So what happens to people that bet on Will Brooks then guacho goes and misses weight?

His commentary is probably the only good thing about this card.

Damn, looked like Brooks neck snapped, holy shit

its an oliveira fight, hes a faggot

OHHHHHHHHH HUEHUEHUEHUEU

why does brown cowboy keep initiating the clinch? he's the better striker

Worst card I've seen in a while.

thankfully the main event is going to be spicy as FUCK

Very exciting fight

19-19 BORING AF

It feels like the rules are mattering in MMA less and less as time goes on

These missed weights, nut shots, illegal elbows etc

That first heavyweight fight tonight the dude got elbowed in the back of the head like 6 times and the ref didnt say shit

Felice pls go

Yes, I want more DC and less Stann and Floride.

>dc was never your highschool wrestling coach

>brooks

more like who gives a fook

Fuck off, casual

main event is going to end in under a minute...

Yep. This is fucking terrible. Best part was a guy not even signed to the UFC beating the #9 flyweight.

bunda?

>I FEEL LIKE SHIT

Psh!

Serious war of attrition. Oddly I'm not bored by this one at all, even though it's just cagehumping for the most part.

so will brooks has zero ability to strike right

>I feel like shit

What did he mean by this?

Oliveira is only winning this fight cause he literally outweighs his opponent

>date
no

>employ
yes

>203
>202
>201
>200
>199

Rank them from best to worst

>Will "Black Jon Fitch" Brooks

Would pound from behind while holding her arms behind her back

By like 15 or 20 pounds

will brooks is hardcore those rib injuries are fucking brutal

this hue looks so much bigger

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>Will Brooks would beat Khabib in a 5 round fight

t. Heavy Hands

...

Damn, brooks is fucked.

You guys sure seem preoccupied with us for a country that "literally doesn't matter at all". I think you're mad because of how great it is to live here and how shit it is to live in your third world shithole.

>tattoos
No thank you

It would be gay not to user

webm of Brooks winching in pain upon impact of the takedown?

Never seen someone go so long after a busted rib

199
202
203
200
201

29-28 Cowboy

Underdogs on fire this main card

202/199 equally
203
201
200

>that disgusting face

Ill Will looks like he's in pain and sounded like he wanted to quit on the stool. What happened?

This weight advantage is bullshit. Did Oliveira even make lightweight when he fought Piotr?

BROOKS BTFO

199
202
203
201
200

YE HESPECT ME NOW

YOU HESPECT ME NOW

Is this one of those "spicy bangers" you guys always talk about?

rekt

199
202
203
201
200

fuck Oliveira, I hope that guy gets fucking heemed into oblivion next fight

THE BANTZ

HEEM STOPPY but wtf

>Missed weight
>Talking smack
Fuck this good.

DC is right.

maybe, but who cares

I think you know the answer

NO HESPECT FROM DIS GUY

>jumps out of octagon

>nobody in the seats

>anywhere

Yeah DC is good.
Rogan and DC would be a good pairing.

Hurt his rib.

banter

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>Claim to be a professional by making weight
>Get heemed

Lol

HUEHUEHUE

Fuck this hue is a cunt. Everything about how he approached this fight is disgusting.

DC and dom good commentators, hespect

>miss weight by 6 pounds
>talk shit after you beat a much smaller guy
Kek

bottle o pills will btfo by based hue cowboy

oliveira is such a fucking faggot, fine that fucking monkey

>huenigger scrapes a 3rd round victory against an injured opponent after missing weight

>talks shit afterwards

baka classy

>DC SHOOK BY CROTCH CHOP

They're both colour guys.

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Cormier is such a faggot

>DC angry at Cowboy for bantz and not at Brooks for throwing his mouthpiece

kek

>Miss weight
>Celebrate the win like that

lol what happened?

>throws mouthpiece

THIS IS PROFESSIONALISM

piece of shit hue

Oliveira might get kicked out of UFC at this rate. It's happened before.

I'm gonna need a webm of Cowboy's banter. thank you

macacos being macacos

salvajes...

Thicc

I thought Cowboy was a nice guy...

If you have to ask if it's gay, it's gay.

Why do all Hues act like monkeys?

This guy is truly the evil cowboy

no, Rogan is white you goof

Will Brooks is a boring bitch.

DC is a fucking cuck who has PTSD from the Jones fight and gets flashbacks when he sees someone do the suck it sign.

Thank You Based Oliveira

fucking mexican

These might be the most appropriate boos I've ever heard

>crotch chop

>Oli does crotch chop

>DC has PTSD flashbacks

What a little bitch.

You just lost faggot you cant say shit.

>Will Brooks sues opponent for "too much banter"

do you want the USA to start cheering for our fighters? this is how you get it to happen.

Conor would heem Hueboy

I used to really like the guacho but he's being a nigger.

>post fight etiquette

Will "meme" Brooks.
That post fight trash talk was getting the blacks back for Michael Johnson 2 weeks ago. Based white brazilian man

>Some budget chompers nigel motherfucker can't understand context.
Goof.

oh i see now haha

cormier is white

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Lmao @ goofs that can't handle the bantz

DC got crotch chopped by cocaine man, that's why

Welcome to Brazilians

He is

>7-1

kill yourself

if that's gay then i'm a faggot

>IT EEZ WHAT IT EEZ, FUCK YALL TALKIN BOUT, HEART OF A CHAMPION, SHEEEEIT

WILL BTFO

We /DX/ now.

youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA

lmao

Also, how do you not know that flicking ur fingers under your chin means "fuck you". This is gradeschool tier knowledge.

Just noticed these are from the Paralympics.

What disability do these guys have?

Here are the individual clips and I'm splicing them together as we speak.

why is everyone so mad at cowboy when brooks talked a metric shit ton of crap before this fight? talk shit get hit.

fuck this hue cunt
im so triggered right now

Let's not pretended Oliver's doesn't deserve much worse

>I lost my stuff

is it gay to be straight?

>gotcha

>people ITT getting this mad

homo

naw, he's just a thug.
Yvel was evil, here's an example. pic related.

Their true colors always come out eventually

Underage VanZant

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DC salty cause he's getting flashbacks to when he fought Jones.

Jones hurt him in the ribs early and killed all his cardio, coasted to a 49-46, and then crotch chopped him lel.

It's italian isn't it?

he almost came in a weight class above his opponent

Cowboys 2
Lellator champs 0

Since when do fight accomplishments have exprary dates? I dont see anyone else applying this standard to anyone else.

sure he gets injured during training but it was FERGUSON who got injured before his fight with khabib, that IS out of his control.

A fight kahbib doesnt really need to take but had to take but because of his doubters constantly bitching and hoping he trips up. doesnt really need to take in the first place since its a waste of time

any guy with a 23-0 undefeated streak with 7 wins in the UFC would have already got a shot even without beating somoene like dos anjos.

I suspect cucks like you know khabib will fuck mcgreggor in the ass infront of the casuals so its best for him to take worthless side fights instead of fighting for the title

fight was over, it was classless

wot?

>pussies cant handle the bantz

don't be a condescedning shit at the weigh ins and maybe this wont have happend you stupid nigger

comes in overweight then uses his weight as his main weapon to win the fight. Talking shit after missing weight is is just extra.

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>shit talk your opponent for missing weight
>get heemed
>get mad when he gives you bantz

oh man even a bruised rib is very painful. his must be broken.

Kek this

>not rhyming underage with paige
you done goofed

W E W
E
W

DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT COWBOYS MOM

I'm black

And I never mentioned her consent

You and your countrymen showed your lack of class at the Olympics. We expect nothing from you.

Imagine the jerk off that had the Moreno, Ottowa, Cowboy parlay.

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Brian Stann would have kicked down the cage door and heemed Cowhue out cold

>insulted his mother
Well...that explains.

coz the american got btfo kekeekeekekkeek
based cowboy

most paralympic guys are either deaf bind or both
so they modify the rules where the judoka are constantly gripped

same rules, but they let shit slide, so more time on the ground and every now and then they let the blind guys grab legs, the guys are impressive since they do all their moves based off on timing and feel

>@AlexCowboy88

white supremacist confirmed

sure is

>stop booing my wifes son

Check out her Instagram m8

The translator didn't even mention it, why are UFC translators so bad?

Do other South American countries act like classless monkeys or is it just Brazil?

...

this

welcome to the ufc will brooks

i accept his apology

HUEMONKEY

JON JONES ALEX OLIVERA LANKLET DX RUN WHEN ?!

Because you literally have one (1) job besides showing up.

It's making weight.

If you can't make weight you honestly don't deserve to fight.

>Insulting a BR's mother.
Get DX'ed.

Who's that fatty that gets to sit in between yair and paige?

Anderson Silva would get like Oliveria when he would feel insulted, then be super nice after... is this just Brazilian macho monkey culture?

Because only mcgoober can do it according to them. Cowboy did nothing wrong, Brooks insulted him.

solid 0/10, best i can do sorry

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he missed weight, he already probably felt shit about it and lost his purse, why does he have to accept will brooks aping out and talking shit after his weigh in and on social media? will can dish it but not take it.

Will "Shooks" Brooks

Ew

I want to see yvel in rizin desu

Oliveira still my boy

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when will these classless westerners learn

Will "glass ribs" Brooks

Back to lellator

BRASSSIIIILLL

is this manlet fight even worth staying for?

is it usually the whole calling someone a motherfucker and taking the insult to literally mean you fuck your mom?

>this TRIGGERS /heem/

no fuckin way plywood?

so is Goldie, really
DC would be an insightful straight-man to Rogan's colour commentary. The analytical banter between DC and Rogan would be great.

>Outweigh your opponent by 20 lbs
>Win by cagehugging and smothering

You now remember Yair "Spinning Meme Kicks" Rodriguez

>Le pretend to be KO'd Black Man

these are about the only 2 manlets with KO power, so yes

It's the only fight worth watching

Because foreigners don't care about their mother, they wouldn't understand anyway.

multiple elbows to the ribs would make anyone glass

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>weebs with bodies of 10 year old boys

literally have better pussy on the way over right now

Will "cowboyed by cowboy" Brooks

Dodson heems the other midget

webm the banter please mate i love you

ufc doesn't like to translate insults, just says it was an insult

but easiest way to get in alot of trouble is momma jokes in central and south america

UUHH VAII MORREEERR

the sister does hema

that's pretty neat/autistic

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Hopefully Dodson heems Linekar as redemption for his negroid brethren.

>implying hue cowboy isn't based

God he's such a whiny bitch.

Cowboy missed weight by 6 pounds and then fought a shit fight leveraging his ridiculous size advantage at every opportunity

the real Cowboy is, this one is merely brazilian.

I'm only here for Brooks and this fight

Nice country you got there

LOL if true that's a pretty funny coincidence

only fight of the night I'm watching
because I got money on it

>owww my ribs
>Dustin save meeeeeee

I think so. Coupla decent punchers, plus Lineker likes to come flying outta the gate. Could be a quick finish.

>DC doesn't know what the chin flick means

Fuck this jew, he always acts so entitled when he's never fought in his life

desu tho the Yair vs. Fili fight was pretty badass
I thought the Contrarez fight was boring as fuck.

legit. he grew up in a favela

>when you send most of your purse to the guy you just injured

And he was punished for it, losing money. Why should he accept insults silently?

he's probably crying right now

does this walking nose ever stop whining?

Not sure desu he just said Brooks did something he shouldnt do at all, insulted his mother and etc. But people here go nuts over the word "mother" it doesnt even matter what it means.

someone tell him he's a fucking mark

Who the fuck is that one girl that Bisping didn't hug after he won the belt?

>all those goofs getting shook by Howboy

chat shit get banged

yeah he shoulda thrown the fight cause he missed weight

Beat that nig. Based Alex"Aryan barbarian" Oliveira

hueboy is usually pretty cheerful, he's like brazil's alvey

brooks said something wrong

will brooks wrestlefucks every single person he fights against, he just got beat at his own game.

cowboy would weigh the same on fight night whether he made weight or not you cuck.

How do you know? Please tell me, it's very important.

DC said he didn't know why he touched his chin

I believe that's a way of saying fuck you

Everything he said in those tweets is true though

THE MAC LIFE

you never bet against either cowboys kek

>Howboy

Dude, perfect.

Evil Cowboy = Howboy

Have you ever fought?

My sons mom

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>will brooks wrestlefucks every single person he fights against, he just got beat at his own game.

>why weight classes matter

cowboy found a loophole he just had to forfeit most of his money to implement it

that is one ugly hue. reminds me of some kind of lizard

>Mad at something Arial said for no reason other than it was Helwani who said it

Is that you Dana?

Slightly longer cut so you can see Brooks succumbing to his injuries at the end again

>cowboy would weigh the same on fight night whether he made weight or not you cuck.

First of all:

>flag

Second of all:

No he wouldn't. His opponent cut more weight than he did and is fighting lighter than him so the playing field is not equal you stupid thumb sucking neckbearded moron.

Smellwani is a horrible shitstirring little oven dodging goblin.

i clicked on her insta

worst Korea

nice.....
real nice.....

par for the course

>"I want heavyweight power in a bantamweight fight, I want Ryan Bader"

To Americans, I guess.
They think Sage is good-looking.
Different tastes in different countries, I suppose.
But she wouldn't even get noticed in a place like Montreal or Barcelona.

He's a very professional whiner. I listened to MMA hour last week, I had to turn it off, started raging about the constant spoiled child-like whining.

Dude legit looks like my great grand-father.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Fala pra caralho
>Você fala pra caralho
based,

What does /heem/ think about the Jews?

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/782437891959984129

>bullrider vs legrider
Book it Shelby you DICK

>moss growing on bed
>tv in corner
wut

based banter hue, officially MY BOY now

poor bastard might have broke a rib

Good thing the FOX cards have such a ridiculous amount of fillers in them so I can watch the main event without even getting up earlier than normal

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>fala pra caralho. fala pra caralho
>talk too much, talk too much

he bought her a new house,
im always rooting for hue cowboy, brooks is a cage humping faggot anyway.

kek i want this as a text message notification or some shit

they put a crazy echo on it or something for that soundbyte

Even thought I hate french canucks, I will give it to you that Montreal has babes dude

cringiest shit ive seen in a long long time

Get ready boys, you're about to see Dodson's chipper black ass sent to the Shadow Realm for the first time.

haha

>not Hueboy

wtf i love cowboy now

dude wtf

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

what is that sorcery?

*Howboy

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>This salt
Are there more?

Dodson 'bout to bring some magic to this card

god i hate this awkward little manlet

m8

That knowledge might just help me to tap dat lmao

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Just let me go to sleep

nothing against him but i kinda wanna see this tbqhfamalam

his attitude reached peak annoyance

abandoned hotel

Unironically the cause of most of the world's problems

Who /alcohol/ here?

>this happy go lucky nigglet

Herb should've let him go, Cowboy probably would've lynched the nog from the rafters for being such a crybaby.

>wrestle fuck Pearson to a "win"
>call out Alvarez right after
>can't even beat the bad Cowboy
>wah wah muh poor wittle wib :(

Back to Bellator Will "my fights are so shit they make people ill" Brooks.

>attempted flag banter because you got btfo

shut your chimp mouth

because he didn't make weight ufc limited the amount of weight he was allowed to make back so you are dumb and wrong

*Chowboy

get it, because he's fat

Tecate light here

Everybody loves midgets fighting

Here's them all together in one clip.

Did you want the Uzbekistan vs Azerbaijan clips together or separate?

dodson sat in DC's lap?

>guys you got my mouth guard right?

Cancer in human form

If they vanished overnight, so would literally 90% of the world ills

John dodson's wife is a very lucky woman.

Damn... I weigh 135 at 6'0'

Cody deleted this one pretty quick

about 22 million cunts on a burning island

Brooks tweeted the same thing about Michael Johnson after he taunted Porier. Then he got heemed hard

Somewhere Scott Coker smiles smugly.

Wheres Mike "hue heads on spikes" Perry when you need him?

so classless
jj is bra7i1an tier

hey look, another Brazilian who missed weight!

>so beta that you find genuine excitement and confidence awkward

Wew lad

She screams "SLOWER SLOWER" when they are having sex.

Would you?

DODSON
WE GOT DODSON HERE
LETS GO DODSON

You're literally retarded. Don't give me any more (you)'s I don't even want them, you stupid retard.

there's literally and unironically nothing wrong with being jewish, t͏͏b͏͏h (to be honest) f͏͏a͏͏m.

I like Dodson but I see him getting sent to bed in this matchup

Lineker is a motherfucker whose fists have more hate than a deviant art original character

pretty good actually

This fight is what you get when an unheemable object meets and unheemable force?

No, the tattoos are a turn off

lmfao all these pathetic cucks dog piling on gaucho to get some virtue signalling brownie points. surprised they didn't punctuate it with a #blessjesus

All day baby

Damn I thought Lineker was coming out to "everything is broken" by Bob Dylan

Liver is fucked after yesterday's AFL grand final mate it was a blinder.

Dunno, he has tattoos.

>Colby "I look like a cry sorry when I cum" Covington talking smack to anyone

He's 8-1 and only 2 of his opponents even have wikipedia pages, one of which beat him.

a very based people overall in the long view of history. i subscribe more or less to Nietzsche's view of them. particularly vulnerable to leftism and society-flattening impulses due to historical status as outsiders, which combined with high IQ and organizational skills, put them at the forefront of destructive and subversive movements (as well as "good" movements for the same reasons but to a lesser extent). i long for Tolkienesque white-jewish reconciliation in the future.

good luck brah

This has been such a sleeper I barely feel the hype for this fight and I've been looking forward to it since it was announced

He goes up on her every morning.

dat cameltoe

would eat box

cum in her coconut water then fap furiously in the audience?

i sure would

>White """"""""men""""""""""" triggered by confidence

Well slap my face and call me Sally

kek

that pubis bump is shooped

together please and thank you

nope

>getting this btfo

chimp out then bitch out

thanks for proving me right

Mate ele

Close your eyes and repeat out loud "I have waited for this moment, now it is here"

Good one bro

His socks are nearly as tall as him.

Pretty good banter though 2bh from a fighter

linker has more power than dodson but dodson has better footwork. i don't know who takes this

>be older than 10
>be 5'3

why do these guys even live?

Not me, im a cm punk fan :)

>she's packing more in the crotch region than him

>5'3"

simultaneous heems

GET IN HERE

>Don't give me any more (you)'s
>Does it anyway

In addition to being clueless about all things MMA you can't even follow simple instructions can you stupid ape?

>good luck brah
Thanx senpai

Also
>DUDE I DATE BABYFACED BETAS ONLY LMAO

without hesitation

Dodson is love. Dodson is life.

How fucked is Bellator?

John Lineker is like fucking wolverine

Rooting for Dodson, but Lineker is who I expect to win

Hell yeah it does.
I live in Vancouver but I've travelled a lot and Montreal's women are exceptional - in style, looks, attitude. Just awesome.
I'm in Vancouver. Lots of great women, but it's a different thing, entirely.

John Lineker vs John Dodson is being reffed by John Macarthy

lets go Dodson!!!

...

please just get past the first round

>He stands 5 foot 3 inches TALL

>Tolkienesque white-jewish reconciliation in the future.

One annihilates the other eventually

Yeah, because in Montreal they are actually white

Joe Dodger is pretty good

wtf did DC just say about jon? lol

dude just ate a headkick like candy
dodson is fuck

It's the only way to follow up Big Country vs Bigfoot reffed by Big John

I LOVE DC

lmao

Sounded like dodson joked about not saying anything bad about him since he has the same name as jones.

10-9 dODSON

no

Lineker is fuck

whites=elves
jews=dwarves

they both fade from the world and men take over. but before that they end their ancient feud.

i like lineker so much despite him being a macaco he def my boy

asians are elves
whites are people

Based DC shutting down this Pat Barry-esque "love my opponent" feelgood bullshit.

it's not up for interpretation.

lineker is so fucking mad

This is a spicey little banger

No joke

Dodson looks like he has a speed buff sometimes

Lineker is a fucking blood orc.

kek
on that speed cola

dodson has that hobbit speed

the screaming female has woke up

RACE WAR!!!!!
RACE WAR!!!!
ITS ON!!!!
EVERYONE!!!

Its like he enjoys getting his brain restarted.

But he has no power.

you're dumb

Brasil is white

its 1:14am here

quick recommend me some stronge booze to buy

strong or strange

quick dude quick

NO WAY

ROBBED

OH SHIT LINEKER WINS BASED

ROBBED

STRONG

Garbrandt vs Lineker next spiciest fight of 2016

TYRONE!