/afl/ General - Reality Check on Suicide Watch Edition

fucking hell lads just had the BIGGEST grog BOG

thinking nandos lads wyt (what you think)?

I keep thinking thats Alastair Cook but who actually is that?

Josh Bruce, if you didn't know that you should just kilda yourself.

I reckon Nandos last week gave me that new gastro bug. I was shitting liquid for 48 hours.

what /ayy/-league team are you going for this offseason, /afl/?

t. Dario Lazovic

Who /conspiracy/ ere?

The umpiring was bullshit and suss, the non calls to the swans became ridiculous in the last qtr, factor in the shitty syd/wb free kick ratio its obvious ol' Gill has decided to keep victoria relevant

#rightfullysydneys2016

>the dogs have won a premiership

what a time to be alive

>YOU CAN'T EVEN PREDICT BREAKFAST
>YOU COULDN'T PREDICT THE WEEKEND ON A FRIDAY
>YOU COULDN'T TIP A CANOE

What a fucking day yesterday was. My sides are still recovering.

t. Reality Check

t. Lostradamus

Me твн
Enjoyed a sixpack over the duration of the game, then a few pints down at the local, then went to a house party and guzzled another sixpack, met this sexy jewish girl who gave me a free pinger, then she took me and some mates to the stripclub (I'd literally never done that before) and got us free entry, then I stumbled back and got into another club at around 4, stayed there for an hour or so then took the tram to victoria street and got a delicious bahn mi before finally getting home and passing out.

How's the memory lads? sporcle.com/games/Beatle/2016-afl-grand-final-teams

I mean, him predicting Freo to win for most of the 2013 season only for them to get BTFO was a little more satisfying tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you)

lads who here all /offseason/?

should we fire up au/sp/?

> western bulldogs premiers
> essenshit thymosin beta-4s wooden spooners

kek.

would love to see a webm of Buddy getting pantsed and Boyd bouncing through that goal, what a moment

HEAVE HO UNNA

highlight of the match

Buddy got fucking REKT yesterday, his legacy is in TATTERS

reporting in

who got more REKT yesterday, Buddy or Reality Check?

at least buddy got a goal, RC 'literally' get every single one of his predictions wrong.

Buddy went missing where as RC had nowhere to hide.
pastebin.com/hTK8sUsy

Happy that the dogs won but their style of play is literally built on exploiting poor umpiring

>feel the slightest touch in a tackle
>drop it cold and never get pinged for it

iggs

Who /autismspectrumdisorder/ here

/mildly/ here senpai

Probably everyone ever who posted in /afl/

Reality God on king of Cred Forums watch

>COULDN'T TIP A CANOE

>should Kilda yourself

>[DELETED]

KEK

/sperg/ here lad

I want to die.

My missus is suprising me with a threesome to celebrate the Bulldog's victory

Yup

I think I am but never got tested

same

I at the age of 25 still have an imaginary football league which I had since I was 9

This is obsession to the extent that makes me suspect it's a ploy by reality check to cultivate as much of an attention base as he possibly can. And I know a lot about that.

thats pretty hot 2bh

Rate my 2017 ladder prediction mates

I don't think the Suns will be that high

>all those wrong St Kilda poodictions because he gets bullied by a picture of Josh Bruce

Loving
Every
Laugh

i am interested, who is in it

Awful, really fucking bad. Not even joking

>RC is posting his predictions anonymously now
we did it lads

>Essendon 15th

RC would have them in the 8

>Bulldogs
>St Kilda
>Melbourne

The huntered becomes the hunter muhaha

>making a prediction before trade week and the draft

anywhere i can get a torrent of the GF

GFs don't work like that, but I can recommend you some good brothels if you live in Vic.

go on

jesus christ

Presidential Suite is the best brothel in Melbourne (and probably the country, they won best brothel in australia in 2013 and 2014) in terms of quality:price. They used to have this 19 yo german backpacker named Caddy there. Based on reviews of her online I found out that I was the only dude who she did natural oral on, so I felt like we had a connection. I really liked her and was heartbroken when she moved back to Germany a couple of months ago. None of the other girls there have quite filled the gap, but there's still some quality minge to be had there.

Studio 54 is Preston is very good too. I think Ava still works there, she's a 4'11" qt with rainbow hair with a very tight pussy. Other than that, if you really have money to burn, any of the city joints will do fine. Expensive, and only marginally better than a good suburban place, but you're basically guaranteed a good time.

If you aren't cheating you aren't trying hard enough.

this is NOT sports related.

Sex is a competition.

I don't think this bumsniffing sport is for me lads

LEL Sydney getting btfo

90% sure reality cuck is posting in /nrl/ claiming the game is fixed against melbourne kek

can confirm that it is him spouting his shit again

aussierul.es

Why doesn't the >>/asp/ guy post anymore?

And if you were do you like to think you'd pass?

Probably not

The Sharkies did it lads

Pumping out a mean shit lads

Never diagnosed but can't make eye contact whilst speaking. Listening though I can and do.

Am I /asd/ yet?