OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 96: LINEKER VS DODSON THREAD #4 TOUCHY FILI EDITION

WHO DA FOOK ARE YOU?

what would an axe punch look like?

GGG touted as the hardest puncher in the world isn't a power puncher guys it's all about his accuracy.. See how you logic is flawed?

alright, not Cruz tier

Wow that scramble to submission was fucking slick

very well

Da silva always brings spicy fights

>Bruce Buffer not amused
Nothing new here, kek.

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This is the night their baby was conceived believe it or not, he made her wear the hat, he said it during their podcast

A hammer fist

np

Hero
Eddie
Eliminates
McGregor

Next time wait till the actual end of the round

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like a person swinging an axe?

Man, every thread so far tonight someone's gotten in a "fuck Schaub" before the Schaubfaggots managed to post.

You're slipping, Schaubfags.

I think Schaub is a douche. But they look happy which is nice

main card

I laughed out loud

is Dan Henderson a garunteed hall of famer?

is Bisbing?

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Eddie recently said Conor had poor head movement, but against Diaz it was top-notch. Did Conor just no hespec Chad's power?

I missed Fili and Abdurahimov fights but so far this card seems pretty good senpaitachi

Heem'd
Eddie
Eats
McPunches

I just woked up

What did I miss?

almost like roundhouse punch but with intention to hurt

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windmill

Debt repayments

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Horny
Eastern
European
Men

what is an armbar? do you pull the arm, or twist it or both, do I just put my legs on your face and pull your arm?

Based Schoobs.

i think he was so confident he could run through chad he had no respect for any parts of his game

he stuffed the first takedown easy, hit chad a few times in the guts, and seemed to not care about anything chad had even when he got him with desperation takedowns or some gassy haymakers

btfo

When is the UFC going to hire a hue translator that doesn't look like a serial rapist?

my ace links aren't working

This thread has already made me laugh 6 times today

twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/782411575923732480

standing hammerfist

>look up that we are the warriors song
>it's imagine dragons
>they wrote it for a league of legends video

Eddie by submission(punches)

5/10 card so far

Heem
Everybody
Even
Myself

>tfw no gf to armbar me

I hope you're kidding

you flex with your hips and pull with your arms (and upper body) to bend the elbow the way it's not supposed to go

HERE
WE
GO

all those things suck

When trannies are officially normalized do you think the left will move on to normalize pedophilia?

Tbh this is the best translator so far, he actually transates what the BRs are saying instead of just creating his own version of what he wants to say.

They also used a Halo song for McGregor v Diaz 2

anime

>tips

How effective would that be?

you would have to raise your arm over your head so your elbow is at least above your eyebrow to qualify as axe punch i think.

>tfw no gf to sit on my face

Watching Lineker bully that little faggot McCall around the cage was fun.

all 3 of those things suck massive donkey dick why wouldnt they be associated with each other

When is American Joel Duffers fighting next? And why is Conor ducking him?

I like a few of the imagine dragons songs actually.

You don't stretch, you overextend the elbow (over 180 degrees)

This is the correct one

If Pat Militich and Don Frye can get in after decades of shitting on Dana White anyone can get it

>tfw acquired gf that pees in front of me

>tfw no gf to squeeze me

Hendo
Erases
English
Motherfuckers

>You think I'm just going to sit there and let you call the fight, Jon?

Much better than that autist Cruz

Genius.

Cruz DC when

>tfw girls peeing sounds like dropping marbles in a fish bowl

Kek he looks like he's wearing a top hat when his head clatters off the canvas

>Since he was in another organization
are they not allowed to namedrop bellator

Who /dudeweed/ here ?

Brandon Moreno has won 5 of his last 6 by submission and is 14-1 to win by submission tonight.

Why would they?

Why is backfist, frontfist combo so underutilized in mma.

Huge
Eddie
Endorses
Movement

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Getting very mixed signals here

I'm dude kratom lmao

Why is moreno fighting in the ufc if he lost a tuf fight within the first couple episodes?

wtf?????????????

Why are brazillians such fuck ups at making weight? Is it because of their culture of being lazy monkeys or is it the humidity?

who /livesintheirmumsbasement/ here ?

FTFY.

dd wd lmw

>tfw no titcow gf to provide all natural liquid gains

Me

oh my... who is this?

that might be some corn pooping going on

Only 185ers and above have enough power to make it worthwhile

Unlikely they're both play by play comentators

someone linke a stream pls

where can i proxy from to watch the main card on fp?

They probably just don't know the high level weight cutting techniques which American wrestlers use.

ngannou

>mexican's family trade is building pinatas

lololololololololololol

Minimally

That's pretty much how I pictured it, kind of like a karate chop with a fist. Great way to break your hand.

r/mmastreams

i mean he's clearly in a kitchen

looks like he keeps his piece in the fridge/freezer too

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/r/mmastreams

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meant to quote the guy who said mum's basement

fuck

Dodson gonna annoy the shit out of Lineker gonna be a boring win

I do keep it in the freezer. You're very observant. You must do well at britfriend's puzzles.

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Would you date a qtp2t Filipina?

damn that is fucking slick

Humbled
Eddie
Educated by
McGregor

Only if she's a bully

how does it feel like to cut weight

Now I get it, the elbow goes back.
I didn't get which way they were twisting it.

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>by
No.

he grew up in TJ

he's basically an american, just in the other suburb of san deigo

i actually had a clutch moment at a party the other week cuz the bros had weed but no piece to smoke with, so i made an impromptu waterfall that hit everyone really hard before we went out

wtf is this faggot's problem, why do you post this shit all the time?

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why the fuck is this picture a thing?

Does anyone know how I can watch Webms on my iPhone?

I would

dude you know what you should try

little tip from way back in my dude weed days

put a little bit of listerine in your bong water and the menthol in it will make your lungs feel cold and it's a nice touch for something different

who /manlet/ here?

>swayze and paige in the same shot

This pleases me.

Daniel Cormier reminds me of _______

thanks

but why not just post the link here, its not like they will find it from a places like this. probably bigger chance they take the reddit stuff down first

ok.ru/videoembed/1140399787

Stop posting

you can try for free

Rate this card so far

>5/10

7/10

>Come on over to my place we'll chill and watch fights together, I've got food and extras sorted

Gonna miss some of this, have nachos in the oven

yeah there are a lot of little variations and tricks too. a really interesting one to look up is when Pettis beat Bendo by armbar for the title

pettis had the other arm trapped so bendo couldn't even tap, he had to verbally submit

bendo went on to praise him for a "high level armbar" in the post fight interview

>oh wow how observant, he noticed frost on the glass

k bro

>tfw 6'4"
>tfw know that despite having no trianing in mma I could defeat every single flyweight and most bantwanweights simply based on power and reach advantage alone

why do manlets even bother to learn mma?

Why is MMA by far the best sport

he clothes 2 big for he god damn body

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>Mfw I have the rent on Smolka and he gets heem'd by a TUF guy

why complain?

>we'll chill

>wow bruh why y u asleep they aint that boring baka

LET'S FUCKING GO

WAR SMOLKA

THATS MY FUCKING BOY

why u trying to kill him?

That's cold even for Canada

inc banger

5/10, going just as expected

>the suit always gets me kek

>ywn netflix and fenatyl with based samman

>degenerate gambling
you deserve it

you would get heel hooked in .7 seconds

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it feels cold

there's nothing unsafe about it bud you put listerine in your mouth for fucks sake

5ft9 170lbs shredded reportin in

>The Assassin Baby

>my_dads_suit.webm

This desu.

Jesus christ, i could grab MM and sit him on my shoulders.

Smolka is a killer. Moreno won't last

What did he mean by this? Try speaking Australian next time, cunt

5'11 m8

> feels so bad

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im too high i've been watching 8 minutes of womens soccer

Smolka a proud british fighter like his cousin holloway.

DO US PROUD LAD

>degenerate

Lol polbabby

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I think this suit was a joke desu

RIP everyones picks

MEEEEEEEEEE

HEEM SUBBY

>benavidez next to paige

what did they mean by this?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WHAT AN UPSET

UPSET CITY

s-sorry

heem tappy

SMOLKA BTFO ROFL

JUST

>MFW YOU

AHHAHAHAHAHA SMOLKA FUCKIN GOOF

HAWAII BTFO

my boy DID IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Smolka

FUCK YEA ATTA BOY KID ATTA BOY!!!!!!!

kek

UFC HAWAII CANCELLED
DA LAST SAMURAI RIP

damn it smokey

Heem tappy

A shitload of people just lost money

>175cm
>56kg
Just wow. I wonder what Smolka's walking weight is. He doesn't seem the starved skeleton paddy hoolahan kind of type.

rip everyone's picks

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KEK

MEHICO CABRONES

smolka clearly bet against himself to make a ton of money

Knew he could pull the upset
Should have picked him

+500

tappy que pasó lads

>NINE TO ONE

LGTSS

>HAWAII

H O M E L E S S

where da goof picks

This season's tuf guys are legit as fuck

dont ever (you) me or my boy again

>not just betting under 1.5 rounds @ 2.3

Literally /freemoney/

HE GOT S M O K E D

how can anyone have DJ as top p4p when he's competing with these literal whos...

It's a shame there are no other good fighters to challenge him.

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We'd be millionaires if we just bet on him

chael interviewed this smolka guy 2 days ago, sounded like a cuck and lost to a no name

JUST

5'7'' 140 lbs

6'1 king of the manlets reporting in

>Australian complaining about shitposting

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Never bet on someone whose name you're used to hearing Jon Anik say.

lol the nerd was talking about how he can beat Mighty Mouse

AHAHHA SMOLKA GOT SMOKED. After all that shit from shit talking Pettis too hahahahhaa.

5'11 duke of manlets IN

Jokes on you I hedged my bet

Wisdom

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GOAT tuf season

SMOLKA WAS NEVER MY FRIEND.

173cm 68kg

5"4".......feels bad, man

lads i've been having an argument with my friend: is soup a drink or a food?

If we just bet $200K

i dont train in the gi and i oil myself up before every practice

bet a cool $1.33 on that outcome. what should I buy with my $5?

Actually it seems plausible that you could make more money betting against yourself than winning a Flyweight fight on a TV card.

food clearly

What rank was Smolka?
Moreno was unranked right

smolka's jew jitsu abilities went to his head, just like beneil dariush.

Holy fuck.. are you a dwarf?

Smolka was rank 9

You don't fucking eat soup do you...

Smolka numba 9

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smolka got smolked

heh

>loses first fight on TUF
>beats 9th ranked flyweight

kek. I'm actually more excited to see the winner of that show bring it to DJ

TACOED

Anik is the biggest gambling degenerate I have ever met. I met him at a UFC 200 international fight week and had a chat with him. He bets on just about every fight. He told me Mark Hunt was a lock and that he parlayed Nunes and Edgar.

Smolka threw that fight.

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WHAT CAN I SAY

I'M MEXICAN

what kind of soup?

liquified food

Na, I just have short parents

That you Judo Coach?

Give me things to .webm

smolka still can't believe it kek

DJ going to get ktfo by kai

you could 100% make more than the ufc is paying you for a win

the tricky thing would be getting the money out there cuz i can't imagine there is anyone trying to bet over 10k on a random babyweight fight on an fs1 card

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BROWN PRIDE

>implying that cream of mushroom could possibly be considered a drink

BUILD WALL

That does it lads

I'm going to start train UFC and heem Mighty Mouse

I'm happy for this kid

Literally on suicide watch. Same thing happened with Santos last week.

NICE PEOPLES
NICE TOWN

my mums 5ft, dad 5ft6 im 5ft11....

how fucking short are your parents wtf?

your shit parents probably didnt feed you well when you were a kid.

Everyone who works in the fight game bets on fights. Thats where the real money is

NICE PEOPLE
I
C
E

T
O
W
N

mclovin

MORENO IS NOW MY BOY

Portlands turn for illegal mexicans
lets see how these white libs like it

Port-Land!
Port-Land!
Port-Land is amazing!

KINDA LOOKS LIKE MCLOVIN
vote hillary

Are you asian?

heem deady

and legs

RIP shitty chicken

aww hes so adorable

fuck jon anik how did this awkward faggot even got that job

Vlc

man smoka got greedy with that single leg what a huge mistake but props to the mexican for exploiting a huge mistake in the single leg/high C finish

it's a lot easier to pin someone when you break their neck

>he kinda looks like McLovin

both my parents are mid-five feet and i'm 6'3

tybmailman

bet $1 won 3.75

>tfw got guillotined by McLovin

good lad

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wow go buy a coffee fagot

you were also obviously malnourished as a child

No fight companion on tonight?

Mclovin

omg he is so happy :3

>fight pass prelims featured bout
>mike perry vs danny roberts

Our boy.

There's kai and there's another stud on that show.

Haha Moreno es me chico. Viva Sr McLovin

/free money/

A S S A S S I N

B A B Y

>Nunes

Dude went from top 5 to a can in Lellator.

My mom is 5'1", my dad is 5'5". My sister is 4'11". My dad was the shortest one of his siblings, and my mom was the shortest of her siblings. I was destined to be short

PORLAN IS AMEZIN
I WILL TRY TO COMEAGEN AN IN DE FIUCHUR
Sweet dude.

What do I tell the landlord?

guess the ufc wasn't bullshitting about this season of TUF having way better caliber talent

WHITE FIGHT INCOMING
WHITE FIGHT INCOMING

What a charming young man.

>Matt Hamill is still fighting

depressimg

Nice, now bet that 3.75 on the next +500 underdog, and you could be looking at...

Friend of mine his parents are 5'5" and 5'7" his sis is 5'4" and he is 6'4"

post sisters feet

>He kinda looks like Mclovin

This alone makes me want DC on every card

WHAT?

no

good thing you didnt bet 3.75 you would of only gotten 1 dollar in return

Everyone is sick of Schaub and his interrupting

>new Ben Fagfleck movie

more like goof companion

hey it is, i got a whole slew, of stuff give me a bit ok?

But Ben is BASED

I gambled my rent and lost
I'm sure he'll understand

What would a superman kick look like?

twitter.com/DannySeguraTV/status/782414984886292480

that's racist

balkans should get to the ufc, that shit is spicy

This. Jamie got the message.

Sup Jamie. We all love you.

They'll be fine. Hipsters love taco trucks.

Genes skip sometimes, maybe he had a tall grandfather or something like that. Everyone in my family is around 175 so no surprise im around that height as well.

YOU DONT TELL HIM SHIT, YOU FUCKING HEEM HIM

>tfw 6'5" dad and ur only 6'1"

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lmaoo

Probably something like what Paige landed in her last fight.

Big Ben Beastin 25/8 Affleck owns the UFC now, so you better get your opinions in line or you'll have WME-IMG agents giving your door a few hard knocks at 5AM on a chilly winter morning.

WHAT?!?

its probably ugly hobbit feet

#FreeWarMachine

Duck him and say he's not a draw and that you want the money fights

Nothing, you just have to get on your knees and starting sucking like the faggot princess you are

post yer mom

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gross dude

Meh my dad was 6'2" my mom 5'8" me and my twin brother both 6'4" oldest brother is 6'1" and other older brother is 6'3".

MATT LISTEN TO ME
MATT CAN YOU SEE?

literally no ass

>tfw zak ottow is a local milwaukee boy
let's see if he does better than his team mate rick glen

Post more

Absolute haram.

>wrinkly cage floors

based aunt

Who is this phanny tranny?

That's vile.

Bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

Koreans are white asians... i fucking love it.

>tfw no qt korean gf with a tiny pussy i can destroy after a heavy day of shit posting

as skinny as my ex. now I have a recurring skinny girl fetish.

noass.webm

noice

that is some bannock ass

>The Cult
hell yeah my dude

>Beta white bois get huge stiffies from this trash

Smoalka just lost to the one guy with a dumber nickname than him

Burkman needs to retire

razorblaydes265
Tonight made me even more sure that moving from the city I grew up in and love,Chicago, was a good decision. Without the coaching of #teamelevation and the wonderful facility we train at @musclepharm I don't think I would've made such strides in my game. I can't wait to see myself in 3-4 months, it's gonna be scary
instagram.com/p/BLC5ZVUDkZh/

>admitting to breaking the law

Wtf does the people's warrior mean

what the fuck is burkman wearing around his neck?

>black guys only go for fat chicks because they have self esteem issues and lets face it... you're black so i can hardly blame you.

How much did he win?

Their brains are seriously broken

lol, Tim trained with him in tuf just for the long con on the bet

>tfw when I started watching kpop videos, and I secretly enjoy the music now

[triggering intensifies]

No more whyte women cause we takin' em all LMAO!

how did he break the law?

>it doesn't take much to put on 10 pounds Jon I'll tell ya
If he puts on 10 more pounds he won't make heavyweight

Just bet $250 on Burkman.

Free money.

Ice cream on me after the fights.

innit

so fucking pathetic

ooh you have no idea

im korean and if u like kpop ur a fagget. this applies to fat koreaboo white chicks as well.

Burkman suddenly referring to himself as Joshua instead of Josh for no apparent reason triggers the fuck out of me for some reason.

He was Josh Burkman for like a decade and suddenly everyone is calling him Joshua? Fuck outta here with that shit.

>mojito fighter

a lower back tattoo

Hokey pokey please

>we taking ur wite women
>his gf
>doesn't realize he's literally part taking in eugenics
>taking the trash out white gene pool

>drop to LW
>become Joshua

I want pistachio gelato!

literally a whore

goddamnit burkman's going to get caught.

have i missed any good fight action, lads? also is it weird if i watch mfc and ufc at the same time?

What exactly is a 'mojito fighter?'

a drunk brawler?

[niggering intensifies]

religious

My name is Ottow and I love to get blattow

>dat tooth gap
wanna fill it with cum 2bh

>the trash

lol stay mad as fuck white dicklet

youtube.com/watch?v=Mzx3JBocpNc

does burkman have a tramp stamp

MUH DIC

>tfw VPNing to Hong Kong to watch fightpass in bed

CORN NUTS

tate on the left

Burkman is SO TRILL that BIG JOHN didn't think he was low kicked twice and as SOON as Joshua said that they were both bad he believed him IMMEDIATELY!

>you'll never joke around with Big John after getting your testicles kicked up into your gut

>turn back to opponent
>perform one-handed handstand
>opponent bullrushes in
>spring horizontally into superman position
>both feet violently crash into opponent's face
>collect KO of the night bonus

mmm mojito

literally 1,000,000.

youtube.com/watch?v=DXf20tTwWto

So that's where this came from. Thought it was porn

is vince the best character ever showcased on TV?

Burkman's face is so annoying to me

Looks like pepe ejaculated into a glass

Ottow 10-9

I think more like out of control after hopping out of a single leg, going face first towards cage, jump, handstand kick off cage into said wrestlefucker's spine

>give me a bit ok?
No problem.

youtube.com/watch?v=bjfQW1iGKT0

can you make a webm of the following time mark and chain them together

1:25 to 1:30
4:50 to 5:05
9:31 to 9:37

that aint tim boestch you fuck

lol booty blasted cumskin mad I made fun of his korean waifu

I can already feel the hangover from all the sugar

I do love me some Evil Vince

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

disappointing tbqh she hot af

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>YOU CAN SEE THE RED ON BOTH OF THESE GUYS

>tfw colourblind

That woman is yelling again.

We have to bomb Australia. I'm sick of their shit.

You can tell she is already chubbing up though and will be officially fat in 3-4 years

I could shoot you and tell the cops I felt threatened and I'd probably get off scot-free.

How does this make you feel?

Would you still watch fighting if humans weren't capable of being knocked the f*ck out?

it's woodley's mom practicing

fuck you man

seriously fuck you

ayy lmao

lol that female is trolling

My fucking neighbors are playing the mexican beep beep beep beep beep song from GTAV for the second time today.

>guys just pacing and staring at each other, barely throwing punches
get out of the octagon tbqh

Wtf is this woman yelling, kek

this fight is boring

i just want brooks to demolish oliveira the same way he demolished chandler

>a fucking leaf

19-19

>That fucking sheboon making ape screetchs

lmao, she doesn't stop

>be a face dude
>never pay attention to buty and melones
>never know what to answer when buddies ask 'have u seen those melones'

we are a true special kind

Based Blaydes, looks like a great prospect at HW.

There is always one woman screeching

are they in fact messicans user

>shrieking intensifies

she sounds like one of those goat yelling youtube videos

That second round was close, could go either way really
19-19

this fight sucks, burkman vs Green would have been slightly better im sure

She'll marry a white man 10 years from now and have qt white babys

who the fuck is that bitch? what are the odds that the whole ufc crowd is witnessing a murder on live tv?

Barely got here. What was the fight that started and who won?

I like Burkman but he is getting too old for this, struggling to beat bums

Bitches never shut the fuck up when they drunk.

someone is killing that bitch

You are SO MAD

I'd slap your head off little man

Woooooooooo!

Would've been Green talking shit like the overconfident nigger he is and Burkman kicking him in the dome when he drops his hands to taunt.

>this chimpanzee screeching
Well looks like PVZ really is in the crowd

>someone keeps playing screamer videos in the audience

>acting tough on the internet

Please stop embarrassing yourselves.

this is a nice sparring session but when do the fights start

Someone should.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

did josh burkman's boyfriend pick out that tramp stamp for him?

>this fight

was literally just about to post this

ottow has a decent striking arsenal for being a who

kinda hope he wins even though i dont remember the prior rounds

Why has no one told her to shut the fuck up

boooooooooooooooooAHHHHooooooooooooAHHHHHoooo

>two bums
>decide not to brawl

why even keep em

why don't they just throw this bitch out?

>tfw Andy Wang is in the audience

>Ronda has beeen killed for almost a year now
>Wmma is still around

How to we end it before Cucka White adds a 145 division

Has telling a crazy woman to shut the fuck up ever worked?

dana is about to personally heem the bitch

WOOOOOOOOOOO

down with the patriarchy

Stay Strong Yuros

30-27 Burkman

>ottow does all the damage on the feet
>burkman gonna get this round with that takedown

split decision for burkman

Burkman is shit, needs to drop to BW

I really hope Ottow wins, just so Burkman's boring ass get's cut, and I never have to watch that asshole fight ever again

>That flag

*SCREAMS*

omfg he just gave him rear choke position at the end

>that failed choke takedown

I mean put the crowd cam on her, put her on the jumbo I'm sure she'd shut the fuck up out of embarrassment

And yet we still see ads with that ugly ass cunt

ffs dk who to give that to

YAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNN...

Oh sorry just woke up from the burkman fight guys

> they put this fight between unranked losers on the main card instead of Dias vs fili

JUUUUUUSTTTT SSSSHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIEEEEEKKKKKKK

youtube.com/watch?v=JJsSoaomZSw

What did they mean by this?

i am starting to think that we just fucking enjoy seeing superstars crash and burn, same thing happened when conor got btfo by nate. everyone was just really happy after their first fight man

Ottow won

>he prefers van sletten's retarded monkey ass

That fight is actually a draw

29-28 Burkman though imo

I would literally heem you into a living death!

Shit judges.

Burkman won but it wasn't pretty.

PARLAYS

BTFO

>The woman screaming in the crowd

youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

twitter.com/FunkMaster_UFC/status/782426353945702400

kek need webm of that goof behind paige

her boyfriend is huuge mofo and no one has the balls

I honestly don't hear the screaming lady y'all are talking about

>actually pick Ottow
>Smolka loses

Aljamain are you here bud

Good job no one took picks for this

I am getting BTFO

>Chicken head
LOSE MY FUCKING NUMBER!

kek

please tell me somebody recorded that guy on drugs behind pvz

>chicken head

Based Sterling

he looked like that guy that fought in the garden on tuf

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>he's achieved many things

>but the number one thing you want to achieve in mixed martial arts...

The dude knocked out Fedor

yup

UFC 204 is kinda lame

LEFT HOOK LARRY

VS

THE H BOMB

The video might take awhile to download because of my connection, but rest assured I'll have it done.

join the true fight fan discord chat boys discord.gg/Jrwzaub

Finally found who Handerson reminds me of.

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I wonder if she shaves her pussy bald or leave a patch.

Wait, gap is fighting in 204?

Burkman would've won if he didn't let himself almost get choked out near the end

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Based ausbro never lets us down.

You do real mvp.

Left hook Larry

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*gsp

I really like the prelims, a lot of fights to look forward to there. The main card is fairly weak though.

>That old white faggot's face while he's jumping on his seat.

PVZ and ausbro, da real dream team

Typical white beta male in the background

again i really appreciate it
heres another one

youtube.com/watch?v=zs-pkXzr2h8

shorter file

from 1:39 to 1:43

youtu.be/3xXb4TOdHNg

William "Frogger" Brooks

>Fighting out of Chicago, IL
>he's from Schaumburg