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More meme magic next time, hopefully

this is what happens when post-factual arguments take over

i love the bully

Gimi > Wettel

Top drive by Alonso, would have overtaken Perez and Bottas, if he had a few more laps.

Red Bull is clearly ahead of Ferrari now.

Also all the butthurt nigga fans, epic.

Observe their butthurt at forums.autosport.com/forum/2-racing-comments/.

He really set the track on fire

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Sepang was an inside job

>OH NO NO

this is the sound that a bitch makes

who am I?

OH NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Notice anything?

>Something just doesn't feel right, There's been 43 engines from Mercedes and only mine have gone - it's odd

HE WENT FULL CONSPIRACY MODE

Focusing on what's important.

i can't believe Lelberg is actually going to win a World Championship

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>Rossi ruins last MotoPG season with conspiracy theories at Sepang
>Hamilton bound to to ruin F1 season with conspiracy theories at Sepang
pottery

is this proof that Hamilton is a fucking fraud and anyone can win with Mercedes right now?

why even watch this sport when it's 100% carbabbies except based Vettel?

Great picture i love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

Reminder that Hamilton is now 23 points behind Rosberg and this was his NEW engine that blew up

lmaoing at him

Rosberg will win the WDC without racing Hamilton ONCE

CONSPIRACY

noooo, nooooooooo

wait

Rosberg's dad is called kek?

No one else felt bad for Lewis when you heard his radio?

Nico isn't a top10 driver on the grid, it would be a travesty if he won the wdc.

Someone should inform BLM about this. This doesn't feel right.

>carbabbies
>except based Vettel
>t.autist

Nintendo hates Mercedes

What did Lauda say? I missed it.

If Hamilton can do it then any useless twat in a dominant car can.

>muh lauda

Tim O'tendies is right

Keke

where were these faggots last season when nico had the shit car?

such fairweather fans you have in england, i swear

>tfw unironic amx fan
>can't even be mad when it's not a merc that wins

HAMILDUBS CONFIRM

Fucking hangover, should I get pizza or kebab?

why didn't that shit just fucking explode and tear off his ass or something

god i hate that smig mulatto piece of shit so much

why do we call verstappen amx?

>all these cars with the same engine
>mine keeps failing
>cant be me, the largest changing variable between all the Mercedes engines

Ricciardio has pepe on his racing outfit.

Memes have gotten out of control.

He said they shouldn't have put an aux port in Hamilton's car this race.

..what did they mean by this?

Exactly. Nico had all the problems last year and everyone forgets.

C'mon Grosberg, beat Hammy

lurk moar

go for the shawarma, it'll give you the shits and expel the toxins from the hangover

>4:15 am
Fucking worth it

>amx driver of the day

>hamiltons engines keep going because he's trash at engine management
>blames team, engine, and everyone around him

youtube.com/watch?v=bJZVs9YIPtA

OH NOOO NOOOO

>Nico isn't a top10 driver on the grid

So Lewis (who is allegedly one of the best drivers of all time) get regularly outqualified and beaten by someone who isn't even a top 10 driver?

Maybe if Hamilton didn't have to turn his engines up to maximum to get good results, he wouldn't have these problems.

bullshit
where's the proof?

Yeah 2:15 here and I'm wired from coffee blasting Sabotage by Beastie Boys.

This. One of the few seasons where everything doesn't fall into hams lap and everyone starts crying.

My fingers slipped when typing his name once. Then it became a meme

this meme was so good but it's time to finally delete it

>engine management on brand new engine

yeah.. ok

because he's amd

been lurking for a while...

Pepe where?

e-kek

It says Pepe on his helmet, 7 o clock position viewed from the top

>reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/55hfr3/hamilton_engine_failure_bursts_into_flames/

This level of salt

post shoeys

It's a typo that became a meme

Nonsense.

He'll still fuck it up, I feel it in my bones

Can we get a sound webm of that? I was in tears laughing when I heard that.

>implying hamilton won't lead by 27 points after USA

It's an obscure meme involving the AMX bicycle manufacturer and AMD processors.

source: knowyourmeme.com

>woman crying foul play
fucking women

AMX

Nah, Rosberg will choke again. He has it in his blood.

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It's literally all they know

>tfw you will never be surrounded by this many horny ladyboys pulsating all around you

Step it up senpai, 5:16 over here

The mercedes fb page is hilarious.

It's kind of nice to see lewis has fans, i thought everyone hated him.

6:19

been awake since qualy yesterday

Isn't Malaysia a Moozlim country? I thought they weren't allowed champagne.

its literally only british people, and no one else

You either love him or hate him. But his fans are top level Autist

Ahahahahaha

>Rosberg@pressconference hearing Hamilton's Noooo Nooooo

Had to put all his effort to hold down his laugther.

The Australian national anthem sounds like a duck being raped.

>#AskCrofty
>is Mercedes sabotaging Lewis
>did Nico deserve a bigger penalty

top lewis banter on the ziggo stream kek

Christ that's a lot of numales desperate for up votes

On the hand, nobody knows what the NZ anthem sounds like.

how do you fuck up verstappen that much? bit skeptical on this meme honestly...

Does anyone have the webm of Ricky literally making the entire podium do a shoey??

And haram dresses that show your knees and elbows

Yes but they are not that strikt about it like in Arabia

>would you have done a shoey?

>Niki apologising to Lewis for an engine failure and making him so upset

Fuck me, when did Niki become such a cuck?

MAYBE.. just MAYBE Rosberg is better at driving conservatively???

Reminder that Hamilton was pushing super fucking hard, setting FASTEST LAPS when there was no need for it. Rosberg when comfortably leading, never pushes particularly hard and only has like 10 second gap that he maintains.

hurr durr push flat out at the hottest race of the season when youre in a dominant car like 1000 seconds ahead of P2 and be surprised your engine explodes.

But nah it's probably a conspiracy theory because Mercedes really really want to back their less likable, less popular and less marketable and less famous driver because he's """"german""""

the natives are muslim, and the ruling party is muslim, but the majority aren't muslim.

alcohol is served there.

I was going to make fun of yours, but I realised I have never heard it before. Don't you ever win stuff?

does anyone know what car niki lauda drives ? I think i saw him in the center of vienna in a black ferrari. an old turd with a hat was driving, didn't see him clearly tho

Calm down, dude. Jesuschrist.

only bahrain, russia abu dhabi and great britain are sharia countries

when? he always preferred lewis this is nothing new if you actually watched his interviews

>Max
>Mad Max
>Amd Amx

The state of your problem solving skills

I can't believe it. Brits are unironically crying refball when Ham is officially their #1 racer who will be favored by Mercedes in a close race, ceteris paribus.

streamable.com/ojbp

Word. And proper Williams livery.

>Vettel

what does parabolica mean

ive been watching for years and still have no idea wtf theyre talking about

Just now on Sky you Channel 4 pleb

Pretty much.

At this point it has gone well beyond luck. Hamilton is quite clearly over driving the engine.

reddit circlejerks make me want to puke in my mouth

i always wonder how my life would have turned out had i discovered reddit before Cred Forums

>Russia
>Sharia
Pixk one

indeed, clearly rosberg is the better driver this season.

Fucking hell, I though reddit liking ham was just a meme, I thought even they couldn't like the cunt

All of his fans have dindu names?

i see. going to bed now. thank you zealand.

>Vettel complains about torpedoing
>Does EXACTLY the same as Kvyat in a very similar corner scenario and ends up destroying 2 races in the process
>(no punishment btw hehe thats racing, fuck rosberg though for touching kimi)

>FOUR TIMES WORLD CHAMPION

Vettel is a hack confirmed

Oh derp, read that wrong.

Fuck you anyway m8 :^)

Shit, Rosberg was actually pretty lucky to keep his car pretty much unscathed after that heavy accident with Vettel on T1.

the last turn at monza

Riccardo looks like he has Hamiltons hair now.

NIKI IN FULL DENIAL MODE

>"LEWIS WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT"
>"ITS JUST THE BRITS DOING PROPAGANDA AGAINST THE GERMAN TEAM"
>"S-SHUT UP"

they still ban alcohol advertising desu

Is there a link to Hamilton's "no no"?

He kind of admitted it was his fault though.

The commentators were blaming Nico for going wide but I didn't really see an issue there.

WHERE IS THE TOTO INTERVIEW

NEED TO SEE HIS DAMAGE CONTROL

see

It was confirmed in 2014 friend.

any webums? i missed everything because i passed out last night and only just arrived back in the world of the living

And only a NZ knows what a duck being raped sounds like.

HAM and ricky are the only diverse guys in F1, of course reddit is going to love him.

>Mercedes retire and spin
>Ferrari still can't get podium

streamable.com/wr16

SKY IS IN MELTDOWN OVER POWERUNITGATE

Waiting for this before going to sleep desu

>Buttmad Aussies
Top kek, not even a real country.

#illridewithyou

>"Someone has to give me some answers and it is not acceptable.

>"Something or someone doesn't want me to win this year."

>"It's just odd. There's been like 43 engines from Mercedes and only mine have gone."

How does he know there have been like 43 engines anyway?

So, how many video montages will Sky use that "OH NOOOO NOOOOOOO" audio clip in?

vettel didn't torpedo, he just lost grip, went too wide and made contact with rosberg

What did they mean by this?

what is it with fins and alcohol consumption

maybe he saw the nameplate of his last engine and it had #43 on it

The NZ anthem is unironically "God defend New Zealand" because they have no Air Force.

>he didn't pass year 8 maths
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parabola

Not enough.

you're biased because you think there's bias towards lewis
nico has been crushing it out the front when he leads
mercedes have literally had to tell lewis to speed up because he was sandbagging nico into the redbulls and then pulling entire seconds per lap out of his ass whenever they told him to

nico has been finishing races from the front after leading since pole with 20, 30 up to 40 seconds in front of second place so he's been pushing too

>Ricky
>diverse

He's just an Italian who has got tanned in the Aussie sun

He's as diverse as Fisichella

I thought Rosberg's overtake on Kimi was great. Attacked at a really unexpected place and was very clean, could pull it off without colliding since he didn't brake too late or anything. Almost felt like watching Verstappen.
It was unfortunate Kimi got hit, but there was no way for him to see the move coming. It was just that great of a move.

Hamilton is such a dindu

>get gifted the most dominant car in the history of the sport
>get gifted Monaco
>hehe just lucky i guess

>get engine failure
>elaborate conspiracy meant to bring the black man down

How many bings and bongs till Suzuka?

>We get what we deserve

lmao good job sky

the fun thing is that kimi's car prevented nico from losing control and leaving the track

Ever notice how much shorter the Sky post-race show is when Lewis doesn't win?

im Dutch i am just trying to integrate

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>sun was shining in his eyes in Baku

FUCKING SUN!

It's the next "Nico hit me, Nico hit me"

Sky's ultra somber race recap videos for this weekend are making me lol extremely hard

Can't they be happy that someone other than Mercedes wins for once?

7 banes

>yfw OH NOOO NOOOOOO

He can multiply. Merc supplies engines to Williams, FI, Manor and themselves. Lewis is right it's bizarre only his are going, but to think it's fucking on purpose is retarded.

He's always been shit.

NZ still has GSTQ as one of their national anthems, rarely ever use it though and obviously never in sports

The 10 sec penalty was completely unwarranted. 5 sec at best, but thankfully it didn't matter in the end.

It's pretty clear that Hamilton is unlucky.

But you know what they say.
You make your own luck. ;^)

FP1 in 4 teatimes, 15 bongs.

10 seconds for that is ridiculous

So he basically torpedoed by accident

I don't see how that's much better mate

This

SHOULD F1 PAY HAMILTON REPARATIONS?

6 sleeps, 19 bongs, 26 bings, 45 pings

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20161009T14&p0=3257&msg=Suzuka Race Start&ud=1&font=cursive

it's not shorter there's still 45 mins left... maybe your cuck footage in australia cuts it off

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Yeah, I'm seeing an awful lot of commercials.

That hit in Belgium was a total dick move. Betaberg is a cunt.

whenisf1on.com/

He was very apologetic to Lewis actually. He dodged commenting directly to Lewis's conspiracy claims.

torpedoing and going wide are different things.

Go back to faget

Yeah but he pulled that number out pretty quick, and that's pretty sharp of him to get it right if he is. It's not like everyone has used the same number of engines

he drove straight into rosberg's rear, they have this way of describing the kind of impact that creates, i think it's called a torpedo

Post more sad mad HAM.

2014 Rosberg was full beta, he has been a good cunt this season IMO

Webms of turn one?

gib webm, you'(re making me doubt

>someone at Merc doesn't want me to win

Is everyone extra mad because Lewis showed his big willy on snapchat?

Is it, dare I say it, his year?

LOL

Looks like gut's wheel problem won't be penalised. Mechanical failure from the looks, if they penalise that they need to sting Ham for his exploding engine 2bh

>Mercedes be opresssin' Hamilton

>hamilton2015mclaren

lel

KEK its true.

Praise be upon him.

Truly the shitposter messenger prophet sent by kek himself to relieve us from uppity dindus.

the chicano should take one for the team

His move was brutal. Watch the onboard and if you still defend it just kill yourself.

streamable.com/99jz

>he doesn't record the race and the onboard channel so that he can watch it back from different angles

got no webm my le mans

>for me it wasn't so bad but sucked in for everyone else

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It's hardly big, especially considering he's a 5'8 manlet.

146 upvotes to 50 downvotes. And people wonder why Trump has a shot at becoming president.

I wasn't able to watch the race. Did anything interesting happen?

legit where

>rightful place

send photo

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>even Crofty is mentioning sabotage

Yeah, RICCI FUCKING WON

FUCKIN NOICE CUNT

Okay this is getting annoying. Hamilton wasn't the only one with engine problems. Other Mercedes engines had plenty of problems.

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>VETTEL TORPEDO
>AMERICAN ENGINEERING
>BULLY BULLING FROG
>HAM SPITING FIRE

It was okay, 9/10.

LOL that last comment >What are statistics

With only 8 engines in the field, there's less than a 10% chance of anyone else actually having a problem.

youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs

Ricciardo bringing the feels on Sky

what a nice guy

Well, DM comments section is literally a ham circlejerk

>dedicating his victory to jules
>almost two years to the day after his crash

wtf there's two shows about literally naked people on RTL and they're shilling them in ads before noon on sunday

what the fuck is going on

Maybe, just maybe, he is an absolute cunt throwing his toys when he doesn't get his way. So the team was just avoiding him

Channel 4 ending coverage with a montage set to "Hotter than hell"

what happens with his right tyres?

>he continued watching RTL after the F1 broadcast was over

you are their target audience

Dude see the proofs image I posted. upper right helmet

The spooky wheel meme the fia keeps pushing is retarded.

jews

Nice meme my friend!

Amx is incredibly well spoken for his age.

Almost as well spoken as i was at 19.

nah i left the room to make breakfast and just came back to see i didn't turn off the tv

i wasn't prepared to see titties on free tv before noon on a sunday. i've seen the most depraved shit online but this is disturbing.

TOTO INTERVIEW
O
T
O
INTERVIEW

user: I really, really, really like this image.

oh i've bee rused, i was expecting racist meme frog

what's the show called

wow

not a single POC in sight

#BLM #problematic #thisisimportant

Ohhh le Socrates setup question. Go away.

9/10 race

ham crashed and nico podiumed, only thing missing was nico first place desu

only five races left lads

He actually handled himself quite well this time

He did basically say that it's ok to take out other drivers if they screw up your race, and that Villeneuve's comments regarding safety can be disregarded because his crash caused the death of a marshall

The only way betaberg has a chance of winning is when hams engine explodes... Kek

Who were 2nd/3rd?

>Toto wrecking Hamilshit's God obsession while using it as damage control

Classic German efficiency.

Adam und Eva

>ham crashed
>crashed

also this 10/10 damage control by toto
damn what a fucking pro

ham is first and going

VES P2 AND NICO P3

He's from Austria man

I'm dutch and a typiccal amx jihadist but after this win I must say I wish Ricciardo all the best.

He seems to have a great personality and above all he seems to be blessed by kek himself. He even has the name of his only messenger (pbuh) written on his helmet. You can't deny such prophesies, it would be simply blasphemous.

Praise kek.

You can see a part of the wheel rim? On the duct covers after it flies off. To me that screams mechanical failure not human error

Wow Alonso P7 was 4 seconds from 5th.

Many fastest laps were set on lap 44

>YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT

top kek

Can Ham still win if he just comes first in every other race?

It's the same fucking country, with better skiing.

rtl.de/cms/sendungen/real-life/adam-sucht-eva.html

this is one of them

there's another one but i can't find it

>Being this dumb.

Meh, same thing.

If they 1-2 from here on out he goes into the last race with a 5 point lead.

Why there is no more turkish gp? Istanbul Park was a great track.

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Should have gone for the Hitler joke 2bh

No one showed up

in the middle of nowhere, no crowds

Brundle thinking Nico deserved a drive through. Jesus Martin is a Lewis fanboy as well.

dont forget abu double comes into play now too

Did Ted just 'Wew'? Is he one of us?

Because its in Turkey

It's part of the sky contract.

they got ronald schill HOLY FUCK

IS THIS IS A FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE

GERMAN FREE TV IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT I'M HAVING A LEGIT FREAKOUT RIGHT NOW

Every other fucking time he rallies against unnecessary penalties that punish proper racing, and now he's calling for a drive through. Shamelessly transparent.

Nothing I said is relevant to the abu double you dumb burger poster.

All it needed was some more vegetation and some people to actually go to it, trackwise it was GOAT

double points have been scrapped

They axed it.

Finnish commentators who are obviously on Kimi's side said that it was a bit unfair to punish Nico for it because it wasn't that bad and nothing ended up even breaking

It's raining in Amsterdam lads

>tfw last race weekend someone posted "Rosberg hasn't had any engine problems for ages he is due some"

Kek delivered his response today.

what's the show about?

because it would get allah akbar'd

why are germans so sexually degenerate?
They've been like that, just like the japanese with no jewish influence whatsoever.

The Germanics are just sexual deviants.
Why do jews even get blamed for that shit? Or is it a USA anti-semitism meme?

Schill is on the Show! Is he still working as a Judge in Hamburg?

D list celebrities (at best) stark naked on a tropical island. encouraged to fuck. that's it. daily fucking show even.

Them and the French tend to make the best amateur porn so it works out.

That seems pretty haram

Where has Ted's autism gone?

It's Dating show where they sent a bunch of people on a Tropical island with the twist that they are naked

get help

That was me when Lewis ded

hello where are memes

german amateur porn gets weird

italian amateur porn is where it's at
such a sexy language too

We have a fairly liberal attitude towards sex.
Prostitution for example is Legal and not regulated at all

I went "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA" and woke my gf, top kek

i prefer Czech

Oh wait there it is

Yeah, Veneisse is the best

BIRMINGHAM ARRRGHH

they have the eagles although why they didn't use them to deliver the ring to mordor I'll never know

motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-demands-answers-someone-doesn-t-want-me-to-win-832372/
ayy

>german amateur porn gets weird

Exactly.

Ted would play what position in Rugby? Flanker? Inside center?

Toto was pointing at the sky when asked by Brundle about that.

He absolutely wants to save Lewis's face.

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>ignoring elderly malaysian fan
he wanted to take a photo

When is the Blancpain GT race on lads?

cheerleader

Have you ever looked at the sun?
Looks pretty white to me. Just sayin'.

>Pepe is labelled a white supremacist symbol
>. . .
>The black race leader's car catches on fire and the white German gets a huge lead in the championship
Meme magic indeed. The Anti-Defamation League were right.

veneisse and laurateen are great amateurs
the pros like
german goo girls
annette schwarz

2 bongs

Waiting for Taufik's reaction

Link? I wanna Shitpost

What website

I knew I saved this for a reason

probably daily mail

>Acegodfather12

such banter

some aussie posted this exact image on le reddit

knew this general was most reddit filled after the malaysian streamer advertised his "Cred Forums" stream on reddit so much years ago

>how would you know if you dont post on reddit yourself

reading butthurt comments post race is fun :^)

>being this mad

Best girl

>The engine failures is only happening to me. Something just doesn't feel right

It's called probability. Sometimes when you flip a coin it lands on heads 10 times in a row. Doesn't mean you are sabotaging tails

Theyre muslim, but theyre not muslim muslim.
In other words, they dont have a stick up arses like oil rich gulf countries. Kinda like other muslim Central asian countries and the balkans.

Retards don't understand this concept. That's why Las Vegas exists.

what the fuck why does this fucking race start so early compared to literally every race before
I fucking missed it

Ricci dedicates his win to Bianchi

I missed the fucking race, /f1/ - where is the quickest place to find it? Torrent or Racing4Everyone - or somewhere else?

It does if heads is black and tales is white

these things called time zones

Buckingham, mate

>IS THERE NICHT GOD?

Now that the dust has settled, can we just take a moment to appreciate

>Haas

Looks like they literally have a dangerous car now. Their car functioned so well in Australia and Bahrain. I don't get why they don't just run that exact same car and parts. I mean I'm sure its better than having a car that barely stays together and barely completes a race distance.

They've scored ONE POINT in like the last 8 races or something

This is the only part you need to watch.

F1 is actually pretty diverse tho. Youve got an indochink, a mexicunt, Spanish, and a few other south american drivers.

Hamilton fans never were the brightest bunch

Sauce on pic pls

Racing fans/commentators/drivers don't seem to understand probability very well. Hence the prevailing mentality of "He's due for some reliability problems" when one driver is unlucky and the other isn't.

>ywn experience the pain of being a Kimi fan in 2005 again

baka @ all the niggerlovers desu senpai.

KILL YOURSELF.

The combo of 2005 into the abysmal 2006 was pretty brutal

At least 2007 was a redemption but then came 2008 and 2009 lol

Lotus years were good but then 2014 with Alonso as a teammate was one of the most painful things ever

>Ferrari: Here is your car, just use it like we told you and you'll get points
>Haas: Y'ALL THINK WE CAN UPGRADE THIS HERE SPOILER?
>Ferrari: I don't thi-
>Haas: HEY BILLY! GET ME SUMMDAT DUCK TAPE FER THIS HERE SPOILER!

>didn't watch race this week because forgot about it
>lelmilton btfo
maybe i shouldn't watch suzuka.

youtube.com/watch?v=xv7pRj9Btlc

RACE NOTEBOOK

Just landed from a flight, missed the race. Where's the first place it gets uploaded, apart from the henno cancer reddit thread and racing4everyone.eu?

Nice amount of salt right at the start.

Calm down Nico.

be sure to set your alarm for next week lad...

7 am fml

2005 should've been Gimi's year. I think he was at his best back then, but McLaren had some serious reliability issues. I would've rather seen him win championship with McLaren then, than with Ferrari two years later.

Hopefully they'll bring in a competent white driver next year so you guys realize how much of a pitiful carbabby Rosberg is

Hamlelton isn't likable but at least he can challenge the likes of Alonso and Riccardo in the same car

so cunts, can Hamilton catch le conspiracy GerFinn?

wtf are you doing in Sudan?

Isn't the country in civil war?

The next person to drive the Mercedes after these two is Pascal Wehrlein so...

quintessential mate

who cares, those digits are beautiful

Nice drive daniel

Nico's comment on the start

>"Oh, I just got t-boned by a 4 time world champion out of control"

carbabby BTFOing the biggest carbabby of all time

Vettel back to school to be honest

South Sudan is in civil war, I am a native, and our bane of existence are the retarded Shitlamists funneling all natural resources for pocket money

I hope not, so GerFinn get's exposed as a single-season carbabby like Daddy, when Villeneuve Sr, Hunt, Prost and Rene were the proper drivers

>All these bandwagoners who started watching after Barcelona

Toothpastes must go...

Anyone here into GP2?

kino

everyone is sad that such a #blessed man is being sabotaged

cause all hamilfans are pissed off and cant be bothered

and all hamilhaters know he was the superior driver today that just got unlucky/fucked so its hard to troll

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DON'T CRACK UNDER PRESSURE

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I would've watched that season

pretty cool ad despite the irony

>Hulkenberg
>podium
>ever

nico is a fantastic driver but the only way to get competition between both driversis for lewis to be handicapped.
it is not a deliberate conscious act on either lewis or mercedes it is the way the universe works,the principle of vibration, the law of attraction.
lewis won 2016, just differently than he expected!

>HAM just melt his engine
and VET binned it at the first corner like a stupid rookie

i just realized the race was this morning and i'm watching the sky recording

why didn't sainz wave his hands to cancel the start?

Probably the radio recording was from middle-sighting- lap and he managed to turn the power back on before the grid

he started the engine again with the ers

there was a yellow flag at first because of him stalling but it went away and the start resumed

>still no wins for Williams

>2014
>3rd place: Williams
>wins: 0
>2015
>3rd place: Williams
>wins: 0
>2016
>3rd place: Ferrari
>wins: 0

Don't usually miss races, how long is it till torrents are usually up?

Around 18 hours

>Gimi will stay with Ferrari
>Bottas will stay with Williams
>Pic related

Why don't you watch it on 4od

i can watch it on henno od desu

>Sky

>using autismsport.com

>Bottas will stay with Williams
>Best case scenario car is as good as 2015
>Car is most likely actually going to be worse than 2016
>Stroll will bring a shitload of money and therefore probably get preferential treatment when it comes to upgrades, new parts etc
>Best case scenario Bottas destroys Stroll, doesn't even make Bottas look that good, just makes Stroll look shit
>Worst case scenario he loses to a rookie Stroll
>regardless his career is just about over when Williams realize they need more money and get another millionaire's son to drive for them

Should have taken that Renault gamble and try and build that from the ground up

Who wastes so much time writting all that inane bullshit? Seriously though, it is hilarious to witness the people that is just too damn deep into a sport.

So we all agree that rosberg is the first driver ever to win the title purely cos of luck?

Crofty.

>Best case scenario car is as good as 2015
best case it's as good as 2014 t b h but thats never gonna happen

Well, since nothing is officially announced yet, I keep dreaming that he goes to Renault. He needs to gambe now, staying with Williams would get him nowhere.

Some might say Gimi won his title with luck.

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fia.com/file/48378/download?token=_w7TGs9z
VET gets 3 position penalty for suzuka
2 penalty points added

youtube.com/watch?v=DM6J-yw8yjA

gimi tries to crush bits of an f1 car

He has seen some shit.

if you mean keke then yes

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Should we just put the asterisk next to Rosbergs championship now or do it later?

>oh no no no!

hahaha, what a bitch boy.

>what de fug!

Hamilton truly cemented his reputation as Choco Senna today

He destroys his engines and whines about his teammate

>Rosberg will win WDC
>next year Ferrari will have a competitive car and Vettel v Rosberg will be top tier battle

>being senna is a bad thing

hmmmm

>Nico shitberg is going to win a WDC

please no

BUTTHURT NIGGER DETECTED

GO CRY TO FIA SOME MORE

>wanting to be buried 6 feet under and eaten by worms

mfw it happens to hamilton before next season.

>pretending Rosturd is German

Does that mean an Italian won the race today?

Cannot be unheard
And damn that last piece of carbon is stronk

>drives for Germany
>hurr he's not German hurrr

What's your fucking problem?

BWOAH!

Surprised Ham didn't put the fire out himself considering what a huge personality vacuum he is.

amx didn't get shit for Spa.
Fuck F1.

Jesus, tight first half followed by >RICwinsLOL rampage

>He destroys his engines and whines about his teammate

>get out in front
>preserve engine by going slow
>literally get told multiple times to speed up because he's pushing nico rosberg into the redbulls
fuck off, he has better engine management than shitberg
when shitberg gets in front he turns it up and runs a 30 second lead in front of the second car, hamilton because of his shitty reliability at the start of the season has blatantly and deliberately sandbagged in order to keep his engines lasting longer.

>the selective memory of this thread
toto wolff had to go full damage control and everyone in this thread was calling him a nigger for "over-managing" his engine
meanwhile rosberg has got in front then just driven away like his car is invincible

his conspiracy theories would've only fanned the flames

shameless

Anyway its getting obvious that the crash was vettels fault. Honestly Im starting to think Hamilel and Alonso might be right, that vettel is probably the most overrated driver of all time. Think about it, he is barely beating Raikennon, and Rakeinnon is way past his prime. He has only beaten wobbler in the past because Webber was a shit driver during the pirelli era, and he was also way past his prime. Ricciardo is the only formidable team mate he has faced in his career, and he was comprehensively beaten by him. Im sure if he faced Verstappen in the same car, he would also be comprehensively beaten by him. Vettel is probably a top 6 driver on the grid right now, but I dont think he is top 3 material, let alone in the top 5 GOATs like everyone seems to suggest.. I only wished that he face another top 6 driver like Bottas before his career is over, so he can be fully exposed as a fraud.

>it's literally just trickyricky wins lol
>it's just redbull wins lol all over again
no you don't want this, do you really want a soft drink company having that many racing car trophies and Constructor championships?

this is actually worse than MWL, especially if tricky ricky keeps getting 2nd's, 1sts and 3rds for the rest of this season.

>remove mercedes AND redbull
then you have a bunch of nobodies noone cares about getting undeserved wins

Hamilton (and indeed his fans) have absolutely lost the plot. It's beyond hilarious looking at the replies to SkyF1 tweets.

>VET got beaten by RIC
>RIC got beaten by KVY

does that mean KVY>VET? I think, yes.

lol wtf why is everyone thinking that Rosberg's lead is somehow massive? It's not even the points of one victory

Theres like 5 races to go, if Nico DNFs for WHATEVER REASON, be it mechanical, torpedo, choke, mistake etc in only one, Hamilton will likely be the one to win that race and hey what do you know, Hamilton is now leading the championship

Rosberg was so close to DNF today due to things completely out of his control.

Tracks remaining: Suzuka, COTA, Mexico, Sao Paolo and Abu Dhabi. Aside from Mexico, ALL of these tracks have meme first corners, especially Suzuka and Sao Paolo

memes will happen. Drivers have turned around bigger leads in the last 5 races

>ctrl + f
>"Button"
>no results
>All this mercedes talk
>All this RB talk
>All this Ferrari talk

Did no one WITNESS the RELENTLESS performance of the Mclarens? DOUBLE POINTS lads, at this I'm sure they'll have a podium finish at Honda's HOME TRACK, Suzuka

hamiltons remaining 2 engines came off the same factory line at the same time as the one that exploded today
it's more likely he will DNF another 2 times than rosberg DNF'ing at all the next few races

You can argue it was an off season for him, but even then it was only by a slight margin, and due to the unreliability of the renault engine. He had multiple DNFs. Vettel was comprehensively beaten by Ricciardo, enough to suggest that it wasnt just an off season.

Watching gp2 race2 rn
I dled a 1080i 50fps

anyone got a link to a rerun? I missed it and my fucking tv package doesn't let me watch it

Only reason Ferrari isn't ahead of Redbull is because they keep shooting themselves in the foot. If it wasn't for Monza, I wouldn't be able to remember the last time they had a stable race.

That's why they've had non stop changes in the team, lately.

kek, nice

>starting to think
>gets destroyed by Daniel Ricciardo in 2014

There's no excuse for 2014. Ricky had no advantage other than superior talent. Ok Vettel had a couple of unlucky moments but he also drove like shit (for a 4x wdc)

People say Vettel sandbagged deliberately to get out of his contract but that's been proven bullshit. He is also a very sore loser and a pro racing driver - this sort of mentality doesn't allow you to get destroyed just for shits n gigs

Webber wasn't very good, and was aging, and bad at adapting and mentally weak. Vettel had a GOAT car and he drove a great car pretty well, hitting one high point at the end of 2013. That makes him a pretty good driver. Good enough for 1 title maybe, but 4? Come on. Most over-inflated car babby in the history of the sport.

Alonso is 100% right to criticize him and he said that when Vettel drives a normal mortal car, those 4 titles are going to become problematic for him

I think you make a point, but he's a pretty good starter though (besides his fuck up today).Or maybe I should say fast starter

Barring mechanical issues, we pretty much expect the Mercedes to run 1-2 every race.

If that's the case, Rosberg can finish 2nd in 3 Hamilton wins and still lead the championship. If he wins in one more 1-2 finish, then, barring mechanical failures, he can finish 2nd in the 4 remaining races and win the title.

Of course though, Ferrari and Red Bull are gonna ply big spoilers in the coming races.

just torrent it

didn't know it was already up. thanks!

>memes will happen. Drivers have turned around bigger leads in the last 5 races
2007 never forget

But yeah, it's too early to say that Rosberg has won

Likely the engine has VTEC and another 100hp and Alonso lied through his teeth.

McHonda WCC/WDC's till 2020 lads.

Off seasons are a meme. 2015 was an off season for Hamilton and he's the moodiest guy on the grid, and he still won WDC. Vettel couldn't adapt and was likely never good in the first place.

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Fernando was my driver of the day desu

Noice

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I mean that is all unknown and I'm sure Merc will spend all their time investigating what went wrong

True, but there are still other factors. Nico isn't that consistent and he could have some random P6 results or something

Also if it rains then its either Hamilton victory or a Red Bull victory, which could leave Rosberg off the podium or even behind Ferraris.

Tracks like Suzuka and Interlagos arent ultra dependent on engine so Red Bull could unironically be strong there.

Who knows, I have no trust in Rosberg not choking it somehow

OOOH WUD DE FUG!

How is being disappointed after losing a sure GP win because your engine blows up being a bitchboy

fuck you faggot

not even a Hamilton fan

THICK
youtube.com/watch?v=3Vn6Vyl8ybw

No one who ever knew anything about F1 thinks Vetlel was ever good

Alonso has always said he was a car babby

What happened to Button? As far as i remember he was in front of Alonso for the whole race and then 7-9 out of nowhere. Did mclelen pit Alonso and forgot about Button at 3rd VSC?

she looks like a toad

>pepe jeans

Hey guys I just started watching f1 and I wondering during transmission, who is that old ugly guy with burn face in ferrari team?

Niki Lauda

In Ferrari team? Did you start with the 1976 season

Just scroll down a bit to cut out the face

>old ugly guy with burn face in ferrari team?

Probably Ferrari himself lad.

Just the local elderly fan

did i say that? his comment is bitch boy-tier. at least swear like does.

fuck you too cunt.

she's just showing off her deep throat

that's just kimi

he doesn't like when people mock him for his scars

Guys don't worry, Formula E is back next weekend!

Now featuring based Bitch Evans and Felix "F3" Rosenqvist!

>no one mentioning that England's brave Joe Lee & Palmer got his first F1 point
Is he, dare I say it, the upcoming GOAT?

fucking crash.net niggers deleted the #blackenginesmatter comment

Lets hope it's not EWL

bbc.com/sport/formula1/37534044
>Asked later to clarify what he meant by "someone", Hamilton said: "A higher power. It feels right now as if the man above or a higher power is intervening a little bit. But I feel I have been blessed with so many opportunities. So I have to be grateful for those. While this does not feel great, I have to remain grateful."

everyone calm down he was just talking #blessed superstition nonsense not blaming mercedes

Whats wrong with Evans?

When is ROBORACE?

That's Wolfgang Mercedes, the CEO

eDams

it's B(uemi)WL la

Looks like Toto threatened to push Hamiltons shit right in if he didn't simmer the fuck down with the conspiracy comments. Its too late now, that conspiracy stuff is out of control

Anyone have a link to that mental Aussie Hamilton fan on Speed Cafe?

100% confirmed that someone from the team told him to shut the fuck up and stop this conspiracy horse shit

I wonder if Hamilton himself reads the Merc FB comments

Just watched the race on Sky

Did Brundle just say he's glad there are no niggers on the podium?

Vettel 3 place grid penalty

>he is barely beating Raikennon

M8 Kimi is ahead on points. Vettel is dreadful.

in the original interview he mentioned the mechanics and engineers as not being at fault and they all having it within them to win
"something" pretty much gives it away he was talking about higher powers in that first interview, he just didn't articulate it well because contextually people are going to jump to conspiracy instead of superstition

that's bullshit. everybody knows it is a matter of luck/bad luck

why the need to ask others questions about the 43 mercedes engines that functions well?

And as we all know you make your own luck. Bad or good.

m8 the big J controls luck

Kimi at the 2005 Japanese GP is one of the GOAT
performances by an F1 driver.

luck/badluck
high power/ blessed / cursed
it's the same shit
there is about as much proof for luck and badluck as there is for being blessed and cursed and they're basically synonyms for each other anyway.
he was saying it was "something or someone" ie a higher power, therefore something out of control of the team which literally what luck and badluck is

every ones taken lewis's spiritual superstitious talk and turned it into conspiracy theories.

and even toto wolff and niki lauda used those same statistics and acknowledged the fact of all the problems happening to lewis in their interviews too

Oh nice, double points

Suzuka hype

>2015
backmarkers
>2016
regularly in the top 10
>2017
???????

>Post yfw Hamilton's engine exploded

3-5

> 2018
Title contenders

>that camber
stance lyfe

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I had several faces all pictured

First time since 2013 that we've had 4 winners in a season

Was watching the race with my Mum, Dad and 2 sisters. When Hamiltons engine died we all laughed and cheered for the bully. Today was a good day. Goodnight /f1/

Reminder that Fernando Alonso now has more points than Felipe Massa

Massa is having a shitshow of a season but still, he is driving a Williams and Alonso is driving the McLaren which was still pretty close to shit at the start of the year.

If you looked at the McLarens in this race today, their top speeds werent even too badly off the other cars, even the Merc powered ones. I actually think that the McLaren might be close to being better than Williams by now. Kind of impressive (and depressing for Williams)

Button was on a 2 stop, which would have worked out pretty well, but he pitted 2 laps before a VSC and it fucked his race.

>pitting both Red Bulls at the same time

Surprised Amx bought this, as it essentially gave away any chance of winning. If he put any thought into it I'm sure he wouldve gone an extra lap

He moved to an old account for some reason

disqus.com/by/TheundisputedWorldChampion/

What if VSC was only for one lap? RBR just played it safe.

I'm pretty sure there was no VSC when they pitted

there was

Top kek, thanks lad.

that was the reason they pitted you nonce

Full retard

Had only Ricciardo pitted, Max would have had to go VSC speed the whole time Ricciardo is in the pits, meaning Ricciardo would have came out only like 5-10 whatever seconds behind Max. Max would have been on old hards that he has to stretch until the end, Ricciardo would have been on brand new softs and would have caught Max easily and likely passed him

It was wrong for Ricciardo to battle Max so aggressively before the VSC because the plan was for Ham to pit again, meaning he would have come out like 15 seconds behind Max and Max could have tried to hold on to that

send his profile desu

just woke up and saw the results

i guess pooberg is going to win a championship

fuck this semen slurping sport

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what video game is that?

>the sinister saboteurs of mercede bend

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lol Fearne Cotton went out with a full-on pedo

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theres a pic of her licking his dick on his motherless account

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So apparently I missed a good race, worth downloading Ace for? Usual web-stream is fucking up for me

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new thread?

crofty's commentating is actually ruining races for me now

i can't stand the guy

>that mid race over the top Hamilton dick sucking from Martin and Crofty

It was ridiculous but so funny when Hamilton blew up

boku no formula

ace stream is godlike but its probably russkie spyware

I have a second pc that I use for F1 streaming only

How many times have you listened to OH NOOOO NOOOOOOOO so far?

I'm on at least 50

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