2016 NRL GRAND FINAL THREAD #3

KEK

The mel-bourne supremacy

Nth for lebos OUT

AFL>rUGLY

zzzzz

Craft beer clearly rots your brain at a way faster rate than anything else.

COMFY
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Execute all fucking white males.

Cuck in the water

Gonba smash a 9pc solo on tuesday m8

>eat better live better book
>KFC

kek

So which /bbl/ team do you support

>Melbourne team
>Wears Purple
>Has a Pink alternate jersey

KEK you CANNOT make this up

>that remote
>that TV
Are you me?

>some hot sluts from my high school are drinking at my local pub
should i go and try to fuck them, lads?

But if we kill all the gays and straight girls we'll all have to resort to fapping...

>DVDs in the year of 2016.

Yes.

I used to be until they got rid of hot n spicy chicken all of a sudden.

Are you cunts going to watch the A league?

lol

Yeah GayFL. The game with no fucking rules. Just put 36 players on the field and let the referree bounce the ball in the middle of the field like a retard.

The melbourne aces

It's all year round in Queensland. Just more proof that it's the best state

Is Cooper Cronk a system halfback?

Fuck yea

If you need to ask then the answer is no

what happened to smallville?

What's an a league?

kek, this

afl """rules""" are f*cking r*tarded

>he doesn't go to George St KFC.
KEK

>melbourne playing dirty
>still losing

Can smellbourne do anything right?

Loving the push and shove in this match boys. Is every gf like this?

Hopefully some biff will redeem this "game"

>That remote
>That TV
Are you literally my grandma?

Feeling my eyes droop lads

>gallel literally drops ball cold
>play on
The fix is in.

>Oh the ball has gone out of play. Let me chuck it over my head like a sped in a totally irregular way.

cunt hope you get enriched

Yes.

>nr ...
...
>... lel

This is the last league game for the year

they are cleaning out the shark's bench

stop posting this rubbish

[spoiler]no one cares[/spoiler]

The ball didn't hit the ground you mong.

CRONULLLLLLAAAAAAAA

YEAAHHH THE BOYYSS

put your glasses on chang

Where were you when the Cronulla Sharks finally won their first Premiership?

Please get off Cred Forums nonna, you might see something terrible. And why are you watching rugby, let alone any sports?

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

KEKNULLA BTFO

KEKNULLA ON POOICIDE WATCH

>tfw no /gong/ ayy league team

Seething

Balls deep in your mum.

BROMBITCH

MELBOURNE GOAT FUCK OFF SHITNEY

In my grave.

they got a try lads

Not this year m8

dying after the sun exploded

Why are AFL fans so defensive?

>Chokenulla

Told you they tired themselves out

I'll probably be dead in the ground by then make. Literally decades away.

rigged

walkcunt irrevocably BTFO

Cucks gotta cuck

Dragons fan here

Fuck chokenulla and the amco cup

Checked. Because they know their "sport" is shit.

Is jesse bromwich the greatest prop this generation?

BromGOD

If they took the ball away from these guys, this game would just be blatant homosexuality.
I feel sorry for Footy Fags.

the same reason closet homos are so defensive

WTF is going on with KFC stopping hot and spicy chicken? Thats all i ever ordered at KFC ever since I was a kid and now they pull this bullshit on me?

They just lost a customer.

Nothing compared to soccer fans
twitter.com/FearOfFootball

Because they follow a shit sport with the most vague and barely enforceable rules ever. Nobody in NSW or QLD gives a fuck about them and that also makes them feel quite irrelevant and insecure.

Melbourne are actually a smart team unlike cucknulla

Reminder that the Cowboys are STILL the reigning premiers.

PLEASE WATCH OUT SPORT BIG STRONG VICTORIANS

>Letting lelbourne back in

Dumb Shark cunts
If they get comfortable they won't go away

I'd pay for foxtel to watch that in HD.

Yes I can believe that the sharks v storm game is incredibly slow and boring with low scoring, Gus.

Is the NRL a public service? Most of these guys would be in gaol if it wasn't for this.

>if Cronulla win my local boys win
>if Cronulla lose I get to drive ten minutes to go watch a riot
Feels good

Are you cunts going to watch the NBL?

>implying you would need to take the ball away to do that.

Literally gayest team besides Storm

> it's a "cronulla chokes in the last 30 minutes"

this is the sharks we know and love

>yes

what's that?

wtf really? i just had hot and spicy last night.

Cumback

>implying Melbourne isn't the sporting capital of the world
>implying Melbourne will lose this

>you now remember Beale ended Lockyer's career and the Bronco's chance at a hip

Why would you watch a poor man's NBA?

Ape hoop is a shit sport anyway

Dont like baseball

DEADKUYA

Fifita is literally a bandido

You're from the Shire? You poor fuck, you never stood a chance did you?

>imported black americans too shit to play in the nba: the league

No thanks

> smellbourne starts coming back
> the cunt who spams "zzz" "omg so boring" "im sleep" stops

Really makes you think

>staying down THAT fucking long for a penalty
Cucknulla confirmed SHOOK

Are you guys gonna watch the ABL?

Sharks BTFO

>God King Tagatese is entering the game
Melbkeks are fucked now

lol who the fuck drops their head that low?

Boring game.

Rotnei Clarke is white m8

Need technical support.

Have had a Foxtel IQ2 for years now, but no support for HD 7,9 and 10. I also don't have a copper wire or whatever it is for free TV. What are the options?

nice attempt at damage control, smellbourne.

I'm white user, I'm fine

Based Katter

Anyone going to watch the ABO?

zzzz

Been to about 5 different KFC places in the last couple of months in cuck Melbourne and not one sells hot and spicy chicken anymore

just watch here if u cant get it working: youtube.com/watch?v=ztn0zICIBT8

Are you guys gonna watch the AFL Womens league?

Reminder that cucknulla will not be winning a premiership tonight.

>australia
>white

Maybe he fell asleep

REFBALL

Take it apart and jiggle around the big cylinder looking things with your fingers. They get loose sometimes and are responsible for decoding HD.

Even worse. People from the Shire are the most annoying cunts in Sydney. You've probably never even crossed the Taren Point bridge have you?

Being provincial isn't a virtue.

>Maloney pass 2m forward
>play on
The fix is in.

Yawn.

yeah mate, down at my local traino, we've got an ABO who knife fights ducks

Falling asleep lads

if he's a sleep why did he stop snoring?

>tfw your nona is only 57 and has the body of a 37 year old

hnnnng why must my nona be so hot. i saw her sunbathing today by the pool and she still gets a bikini wax.

What are you then user

yeah nah don't joke about that m8

ah so it's just a Melbourne thing? that sucks man

>it's a cucknulla get refballed to victory episode
Yawn.

yawn

Are you guys gonna watch the National Football League?

>THE CROWD'S BEEN REAL QUIET LADS, THEY MUST BE ANXIOUS

Lawn.

This is the worst game ive ever seen from Cameron Smith.

I watched the grand final yesterday, user.

Wwubba flunga noonga, white daog

>body of a 37 year old
No

Who /sleepy/ here?

absolutely phenomenal game so far boys

up up cronulla!

If you live in a regional area, 7 9 and 10 aren't available on Foxtel.

Foxtel has the right to broadcast the actual 7 9 and 10, but does not have the rights to broadcast WIN, Southern Cross and other regional affiliates.

What the fuck is a nona

>tfw deep heat smells so fucking bad

who /bored/ here?

yep. redzone at 3am is pretty comfy

Pawn.

>all these sharks forward passes

>what is NFL

Already jacked off twice and feeling horny again

>This game

Yawn.

fuck off leb

t. NRL official

Based walkbro

>nona
>57

Are you 7 or just inbred?

you must be a Melbourne cuck

>This game

Drawn.

Look at all the diversity, Melbourne are going to be quiet for a few minutes while they fix that aching in their pants.

The only people I know who go on about the shire are people telling me how obnoxious people from the shire are

It's literally disgusting.

They aren't even trying to hide it, and the commentators aren't even saying anything about it.

How can anyone say with a straight face this isn't fixed?

Sharks forwards are such hogs, let Barba and Maloney do something

>nona
fuck off cunt, everyone hates you

Yawn.

zzzzzzz

Read that again and look at how dumb what you just said is.

Gonna kill myself if this game ends

>This game
Wtf I am sleepy now

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRING

Yawn.

t. Niko Stantalopolopolopolopolous

>the game is so dull you need to watch 8 at a time to stay entertained

Getting sleepy lads

Sleepy desu senpai.

Yawn.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lel

CHAMBERS!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

FUCK KEKNULLA

GOATBOURNE STORM ON PREMIERSHIP WATCH

You're bringing back fond memories of my childhood with that pic.

hey now that was a little entertaining

post pics of nona senpai

chambGOD

S T O R M
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GETTING STORMY IN HERE

How is Welch not dead with the way he runs facing the ground all the time

After all that Sharks domination, the Storm are leading

Can this game get any worse

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CHOKENULLA

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Is that, date I say it, the end of the game?

KEK

Classic Chokenulla

>poo shit fails ltd

Finally getting hot here in melbourne

Wake up cunts

QUEENSLAND ON POOICUDE WATCH QUEENSLAND ON POOICUDE WATCH QUEENSLAND ON POOICUDE WATCH QUEENSLAND ON POOICUDE WATCH QUEENSLAND ON POOICUDE WATCH

wtf I am sleepy now

Good work Townsend you fucking dumb cunt

Go Dab yourself to death faggot

FUCKING REFBALL

HE WAS HELD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh fuck off

"""WE""" DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS SPORT KEK

is that why storms just scored a try?

>the crocucka sharts

OH GET FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Fuck yeah cunts, melbourne Try

Sharks BTFO

RIOTS WHEN?

BANDWAGONERS IN SUICIDE WATCH
GALLON ON SUICIDE WATCH
NSW ON SUICIDE WATCH
WALKCUNT ON SUICIDE WATCH

Mac is god tier. Great taste, and checked

>Cucknella
Their performance is making me sleepy Tbh

*dabs*

>More refball for Melbourne

Yawn.

Fuck yes, her shoot for FHM was A++

S T O R M
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Smith should take fifteen minutes to kick this.

Yes you dumb fuck.

The script is for cucknulla to win in the final minute.

Bored again

happy to oblige

JAG top tier daytime tv

wow, starting to get sleepy :/

what could be causing this?

Post yfw storm win

>Have cousin in Sydney
>Swans lost
>Sharks losing
SORRY LAD BUT THIS IS TOO FUNNY

but they won't

are the sharks underdogs? I'd rather back the little guy than the side from my state.

>shorks

Think you're proving my point here user

kill urself shitney scum

riots when?

>Don't care about rugby
>Still win

Melbourne is just too good m90s

say it with me

Big
Strong
Basedtorians

Can someone explain the rationale as to why I can currently feeling extremely drowsy?

Photos so touched up she looks like a video game character.

>Another easy GF

Yawn.

yes

...

Sharks are all pretty big guys thanks to certain "supplements".

We'll see.

Melbourne are the underdogs.

The entire league is rigged against them.

If they can win today, it will be an absolute miracle.

Just watch our sport lad

might write an nrl creepypasta

How would Cam Smith do in the UFC?

YAWN
go storm btw

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> it's another rigged gf episode

yawn, we've had too many of these... when will the officials finally crack down on them?

>Melbourne are the underdogs.

So bored

Yawn.

Lads I don't think I can make the next 12 minutes, I'm feeling pretty sleepy.

/gong/?

Thank you based ref

...

Hmmm, very convenient penalty for the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks here, if I do say so myself.

sharks win or lose i'm bashing some lebs tonight

These penalties actually are a bit suspect.

No one stands out for the Clive Churchill medal.

Also fuck Bad Townshit.

Staying down for penalties.

Hope he gets Alex McKinnoned.

Cleveland wins
Leicester wins
Portgual wins
Footscray wins
Cronulla blow it

fuck this is so boring

what could it be that is making my eyelids so heavy? only started happening like 5 minutes ago... before then i was wide awake.

Here m8

>townshit on the ground having a cry again

Melbourne Storm more like Melbourne Yawn

Melbourne Grubs vs the Cronulla Hollywoods.

gay cunt

These fucking refs are doing everything they can. I hope they give Gallen the Norm Smith too.

Then go to sleep virgin neet faggot

Good lad, trips confirm it's a good idea

>Another refball call for Cucknulla

Yawn, getting tired of this lads. Sleepy time methinks

.nwaY

BASED EMPEROR FIFITA DOES IT AGAIN

RIP Storm

Shark try incoming,

Anyone else here [spoiler]sleepy?[/spoiler]

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UP THE SHARKS

FIFITAGOD

REDDIT BTFO

FUCK YES

WIDE AWAKE AGAIN LADS

FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAH CUUUUUUUUUUNTS

YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yanqui U.X.O

BASED FUCKING SHARKS

LELBOURNE BTFO
SHARKIES NEVER GIVE UP

BASED FAT LEBO

YAWN

>5 tacklers

Absolutely poothetic desu.

SMELLBOURNE BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yawn

Told you the fix was in.

ORIGINAL PIZZA SHAPES

post yfw the sharks win the premiers hip

UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS UNDER THE POSTS

Who could possibly have seen this coming.

I have very surprised by this turn of events.

This game is so unpredictable.

>the fix
>in
Pick 2

Some cunt is going to get a celebratory coward punch tonight.

>needing refball to win
i don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me lads

Say what you want about Fifita but if Cronulla wins he'll become a legend off that. Fucking incredible

how can one man be so based? absolute ledge that fifita lad is

THAT WAS A KNOCK ON, YOU KEK REFS

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>(you)

Year of the underdogs rolls on

>Not a knock on
>That blatant refball

Yawn.

I was in your mum last night

zzzz NRL obviousy trying to fix an underdog ending. When's it gonna stop lads?

>SHARKS SUPPORTERS HEILING HITLER

CARTER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Reminder that the fix is in.

Why are they waving their fingers like a bunch of faggots?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STAY UPSET YOU STUPID FUCKING MELBOURNE HIPSTER CUNT

GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUKT DIKHED

YEEEEEEEES GO SHARKS

>when they need a penalty, they get one

he turned jewish

>2012
>Melbourne, after having their team ripped apart, win their second legitimate premiership, ensuring legends of the game, Smith, Slater and Cronk, retire with a premiership win, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2013
>Roosters, after years of falling just short, recruit prodigal son, Sonny Bill Williams, win a second premiership for legend of the game, Minicello, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2014
>Souths, after a 40+ year premiership drought, win a premiership on the back of a colossal season from "Slammin" Sam Burgess, and ensure legend of the game, Greg Inglis, retires with a legitimate premiership, completing a fairy tale season.

>2015
>Cowboys, after years of falling short and referee controversy, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Thurston, retires with a second premiership, and completes a fairy tale season.

>2016
>Sharks, after over half a century of heartache, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Paul Gallen, retires with a premiership and completes a fairy tale season.

>implying the NRL isn't rigged

>Poo Shit Fails in charge of non-homosexual sports
Lmao this is real gay

Reminder that the Sharks win is the narrative this year.

Raiders are next year.

Titans the year after.

Cap this post.

Sharks will ironically win this game

Re-enacting how they fingered your mum last night.

>Phil Gould admitting the refs are helping cucknulla
KEK

wish my air con worked

GAYFL BTFO
MELBOURNE BTFO
MELBOURNE STORM SUPPORTERS EHICH ACTUALLY ALL COME FROM SYDNEY BTFO

Shouldn't you be prepping Ahmed Hanz?

Knights when?

Reality cunt, did you not learn from yesterday?

im just happy to be here lads

The AFL game was blatantly rigged against the Swans yesterday too

>Muh battling underdogs
>Muh narrative

Absolutely disgusting. Might as well be watching WWE.

Excellent post

LELBOURNE SHITTERS CANT EVEN PASS THE BALL TO THEIR OWN PLAYERS

>all this holding the ball
clear refball going on here

As a Melbourne fan I hope Sharks win. Gotta win sometime and we won 4 already.

All these melbourne cucks crying refball. Kek.

Reminder that there hasn't been a legitimate premier since Manly in 2011.

Reminder that every year since has been rigged to push a narrative.

LOL

REALITY CUNT ON ABORTED NARRATIVE WATCH

>2 grand finals in 2 days ruined by faggot refs/umps wanting a fairytale finish

Your sport is boring as fuck and your banter is worse.

Oy vey shut it down

If the AFL was rigged, it would have been a Giants vs Swans GF just to fuck the NRL

who here used to watch Buffy on channel 7?

You guys got a pretty contentious point in your favour so stfu Sydcuck.

>not making a Cred Forums thread for hot 90s stars

Reminder that it is in channel nine interest every year to CREATE a narrative.

I feel like grabbing some KFC but I don't have a car
Do you lads think mum's willing to drive me?

Yawn.

too fucking close

PUT THE TRIP ON REALITY CUNT

MY NIGGA!

>all these asspained NSW cucks saying the AFL GF was rigged

Stay mad

>My sport
Which sport is that mate? I played some lawn bowls a fortnight ago, is that what you mean?

Who coming hard?

Even still nobody in Sydney would have given a fuck about it.

>melbourne dropping their premiership

Commies rip

They all deserve free helicopter rides

BASED BIG GUYS FROM KEKNULLA

She will if you tell her second doesn't have to take you home

Ayy lmao

KNOCK ON
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Your narrative is like WWE, Reality Cunt: Bullshit, gussied, and laughable

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Tell her if she drives you I'll let her suck my cock

Who is that? reverse search does nothing.

Holy shit, how more obvious can you make it that it is rigged?

how can one team be so based?

UP UP CRONULLA

Never.

>implying this won't go into extra time

Catherine Bell

>search the word "cuck" in this thread
>appears 21 times

What did they mean by this?

Catherine Bell

>this nigger didnt watch JAG

rigged in whos way

My aunt

how can one game be so rigged?

Catherine bell

Make it so, after the game.

BTFO

I wish Maloney and Cronk would just fuck already.

Underage detected

>every sport on spee is rigged
>everyone still watches

you guys are so dumb

Sharks for >muh fairytale ending

yeah right up them

what a waste of a play. that had serious potential

>the NRL will rig something against Melbourne

Kek you guys kill me

>Chambers

What a moronic cuck

Every thread involving Australians needs at least 5 cucks per capita m8.

>2 minutes until a 50 year joke ends
I don't know what to feel lads

>Chambers

WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE

THANK GOD MELBOURNE HAVE BEEN PLAYING LIKE SHIT THIS YEAR

lol chambers bet on the sharks

how much is a field goal worth?

>jessica alba
>hot

pick one

1

>professional athletes literally dedicate their lives and careers to their sport
You think they be happy with being part of a "rigged" narrative. KEK

Why don't they kick it between the sticks? Melbourne could be winning by now

like 7

14

Better than the afl gf 2bh

gay sport boring game i hate roogby
Can't wait for A-league
yawn!

>Sydney bogans vs SJW's

Literally the shittest sport lmao.

this isnt AFL you fucking retard

>Melbourne shitters blaming others for their pathetic effort like the sjw cucks they are
Weeeeeeew

3 didgeridoos and 2 dunnies

2 points if your Greg Inglis

CRYING LADS

BASED SHARKIES

Kick it three times instead of just running up and down 20 times

FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

HAHAHAHAHAH

MELBOURNE BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

XD

Based 11 showing good old simpsons episodes again

Lol what a gay sport

Congrats sharks

i cant believe weve won

I don't think this refugee semen slurping sport is for me. Much prefer Aussie rules.

R I G G E D
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>tfw your boss is a sharks fan

>Will 'Fuck Passing to my Teammates' Chambers bombing the win

Wouldn't have it any other way

wellp
time to wank and kill myself

FUCK YOU MELBOURNE KEKS UP THE SHARKIES.

AHAHAHAHA

BASED CRONULLA

/NRL/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

This "sport" is dead to me. Nice fairytale NRL fucking corrupt cunts

GOD'S CUNT
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fuckiong bullshit game

Not even a Sharks fan but I have tears in my eyes lads

>Sharks have won more wooden spoons than premiership

KEK

LELBOURNE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Sorry lads, I don't know if semen slurping is the sport for me.

Is Channel 9 going to cut away like they usually do here in Cucktoria?

SHIRE BOIIIIS
WHO READY FOR LELBOURNE SHITTERS CLAIMING THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT NRL IN THE FIRST PLACE

when did nrlel introduce club songs?

>Watching soccer

Go back to Europe to be culturally enriched cuck

Yeah that's a load of shit
This sport will die in a few generations if it continues on like this

We did it /nrl/

colts vs jags soon. no doubt it will be shit, but i'm gonna watch it anyway

>Not letting Gal just celebrate and have the moment

Jesus Channel 9

GayRL is fucking gay

As a lifelong Bulldogs and Cronulla fan, what a weekend this has been

Especially after my Foxes got up in the EPL earlier in the year

Waited 53 years for this glorious moment

not even a sharks fan and i legit shed a few tears

WB victory was better tbqh

HOLY SHIT
SYDNEY ACHIEVED SOMETHING IN SPORTS THIS YEAR
Reality Cunt will now use this as damage control or something

XD

>thugby

Yeah, pretty irrelevant sport in the grand scheme of things.

>cronulla team needs a pile of lebos to win
Holy shit what a gay sport

SHIRE PRIDE WORLD WIDE

FUCK MELBOURNE!!!!!!!!

Fuck this sport
when's basketball back

These reporters are fucking vultures. Let the players enjoy

oh man queensland win again

And Ricciardo won the Malaysian GP

LOVING THE MELBOURNE TEARS TOP KEK

why is does cronulla have such shit music? sounds like something from bioshock

LELBOURNE SHIT AT AFL
LELBOURNE SHIT AT NRL
LELBOURNE GOOD AT INBREEDING

WEWLAD
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Yep this game was fukin rigged as fuck.

Todd has turned this game into manufactured bullshit.

>couldn't tip a canoe
KEK

>wrestle touch butt ball

why not just cut the shit and do greco roman wrestling?

Who /GOATnulla/ here?

>tfw proud supporter of the best team in the world

>cheering for drug cheats
Wouldn't happen in Melbourne.

"they deserved the win tonight" - melbourne

Man of the Match lads?

Watch them give it to Gallen

>cam smith mildly disappointed
>when you're so used to winning

Why are the Melbourne players so much more classy than the Cronulla players?

Why the fuck couldn't Maloney drag the warriors over the line when he played in a final with them?

I really like Cam Smith as a bloke

Would've preferred if Koroibete to Vunivalu at the end there got points

>COULDN'T PREDICT THE WEEKEND ON A FRIDAY
ayyyy lmao nice one u cheeky cunt

Trip on RC

me m80! Melbourne on suicide watch

IVE BEEN TELLING YOU CUNTS ALL YEAR THIS WOULD HAPPEN. UP UP CRONULLA

Don't think I'll be watching this rigged piece of shit next year lads

>dat ET

:3

>fifita now has more premierships than brain cells

that smellbourne cunt looked like he was about to cry in that interview hahaha

what a soft cunt LOL

>LELBOURNE SHIT AT AFL
Which city has hosted the winners of the last four Premierships mate

Cause they don't like the taste of piss in their mouths

/lifelong/ cronulla fan est. 2/10/2016 here

AMA

ENJOY YOU'RE ONE (1) PREMIERSHIP SHARKS. MELBOURNE'S ALREADY GOT 4.

LEBS BTFO

Because Manly are the most successful team of all time

Because Sharls are degenerate inbred scum and utter fucking cunts

NRL finance committee

2dont count m8

lelbourne have one the last 9/10 grand finals in AFL

how many points do you get when you score a goal??

Fuck off Seppo

>starc and hazlewood against steyn

channel 9 pls stahp

Have fun. Where I live that game starts at 6:30am so I'll be asleep lel

>this one salty Storm supporter spamming rigged comments

So happy right now lads

What is Will Chambers thinking RIGHT NOW lads?

Time and time again this sport pushes me away
Needs to be a serious review with consequences of this league if its to move forward as a serious code

everyone has to start somewhere m8 ;^)

see you next year... that is if you make it to the gf

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Storm on pooicide watch

They also have the biggest losing margin of any grand final ever

>If Will 'Never Pass' Chambers put Cronk over the great white hope would've gotten lmao 2medals

wow i cannot believe the sharks just won a premiership

i wish i had bandwagoned them instead of the fucking the little beirut bullshits

desu that 2011 GF lineup was pretty GOAT, aside from grubby maggot Foran. Warriors lucky to even score 10 against them.

(shoot) UP, (shoot) UP, CRONULLA
fixed, now fuck off back to the chemist with Essendon.

LEBS AND POOFTERS BTFO

Newsbreak: Lebs are evacuating Cronulla, the war has been won

surely this couldn't all be rc samefagging, could it?

didnt mean to quote

Now that is some salt don't forget to leave some salt for you tears mate.

>lelbourne
>shit at AFL
Pick one fuccboi

>step outside
>audible "Up Up Cronulla" coming from every direction
Highest shire pride has been since 2005

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

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kill yourself

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kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

>2012
>Melbourne, after having their team ripped apart, win their second legitimate premiership, ensuring legends of the game, Smith, Slater and Cronk, retire with a premiership win, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2013
>Roosters, after years of falling just short, recruit prodigal son, Sonny Bill Williams, win a second premiership for legend of the game, Minicello, and complete a fairy tale season.

>2014
>Souths, after a 40+ year premiership drought, win a premiership on the back of a colossal season from "Slammin" Sam Burgess, and ensure legend of the game, Greg Inglis, retires with a legitimate premiership, completing a fairy tale season.

>2015
>Cowboys, after years of falling short and referee controversy, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Thurston, retires with a second premiership, and completes a fairy tale season.

>2016
>Sharks, after over half a century of heartache, win their maiden premiership and ensure legend of the game, Paul Gallen, retires with a premiership and completes a fairy tale season.

>implying the NRL isn't rigged

What is Walkbro thinking of right now?

so happy right now LOL

"SBW OMG"

Remember to get your bets in on Raiders for 2017 now.

About suicide.

Walkbro on suicide watch

tl;dr

Same. I dropped the game around 2005. Came back at the end of last year. Not sure if I'll watch again next season.

>We saw Souths end their drought
>We saw the Cowboys win their first hip
>We saw the Sharks finally win a comp

Who's next?

Love the narratives of the NRL, especially this year. Can't wait to suppor my local club (™) and hope they win next season!

t.Straffo

>NRL: the sport Sydfags would rather see drug cheats win than Victorians
No wonder everyone hates you Sydney

my pic has cooled down now

Titans

what is your local club (™)?

Drugs cheats > Salary cap cheaps.

Their drought hasn't been long enough.

My guess is Warriors, or possibly Parramatta, so they can push the narrative of them overcoming "dark times".

>AFL finals coverage, Dogs win, 7 just lets the viewer take in the scenes for 5 minutes before trying to get interviews in

>NRL finals, Sharks win, first interviewer tries to grab the captain almost straight after while he's clearly overcome with emotion, other interviewer rightfully says "fuck that let them have their moment" before getting his interview, then 9 shills the cricket for 2 minutes while the Sharks and crowd are still celebrating

what the fuck channel 9

Either the start of the Raiders or Panthers dynasty

Kinda upset lads. Melbourne isn't my team but I wanted based Vunivalu to get a try at the end there for elite season + Cronulla butthurt.

Poor commies rofl

You might as well utilise that noose while you're at it hahhaa

WalkBro to lose his virginity

Why are Sydney cunts the absolute scum of the earth? Is it because they're dads all molested them as kids or are they just born as human garbage?

they won't win with hayne on the team

>implying storm aren't also on drugs
>implying all professional athletes aren't on drugs

I remember when I was 10

Dragons

it's not rigged you dumb cunts

>won't chambers

>people actually care about rugby in 2016

LOL

They're so awfully shit

Yawn

my second favourite team tbdesu

>Parramatta, so they can push the narrative of them overcoming "dark times".
Like doing exactly what the Storm get hated for, four times in the past six? Just admit you can't stand the idea of Melbourne beating Sydney at rugby.

>another Mackay premiership
Why is Mackay the GOAT rugby-league town, lads?

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

kill yourself

noice

how in the fuck did fifita not win this?

THEY DID IT CUNTS

I fucken called it.

Luke Lewis should just retire now, literally no better way go

Nice reading comprehension, retard.

Time to kill yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=_9Jl5w3tOAQ

Glad the team I've supported all my life, the Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks the professional rugby league team based in Cronulla, in the Sutherland Shire, Southern Sydney, New South Wales, have finally overcame the adversity and through hard team work and brute strength won their first NRL premiership in the year 2016!

Pissed off Will Chambers didn't throw that pass to Cronk, but when I think about it I might be more pissed if Will Chambers was responsible for winning the grand final.

LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000

Lel

upboated

>stepdad
literally wife's son desu

>sydboos

fucking bogans

because they knew he wasn't capable of a good acceptance speech

you're delusional if you think they're not all roiding

stay arsemad silly smellbourner

Not without Ivan and Josh. This general is dead. Next season will be lucky to have 5 posters.

Kill yourself dickhead

have a sook

I would love to knee cronk in the face with my foot

Lucky I'm fat enough to count as 6 posters

>The season is now over

Now what do I do with my time

It looked easy on Phil Gould's monitor but the bloke was being tackled.

No more legends left to send off. No one wins 2017 grand final.

Cameron Smith classy AF

I just got bamboozled by that post

>Cronulla are now Premiers
Tell me its a dream lads

Based big bash

>Let's hear it for the match officials

Lmao every time

Melbcucks SEETHING on facebook lads

>storm players
>classy, magnanimous in victory and defeat, play with honour

>sharks players
>drug cheats, criminals, play with the intent to injure the opposition

love seeing a-league get btfo

reply to this post if you

Which is the best narrative to push for 2017, lads?

>Parramatta
Haven't won since the 80s, and overcoming the hardship of having their team ripped apart by salary cap and losing superstar Jarryd Hayne to a rival club

>Warriors
Haven't won a premiership since being admitted to the competition. Got a new coach in Kearney who will change the club culture and usher in an era of New Zealand reaching their potential.

It's funny because the storm literally broke a players neck and ended his career.

I fucking hate both those teams so neither

i do

Knights young guns go from 2 spoons to ship

No more NRL/AFL
All aboard the BBL train

Staying up late to watch Australia beat Scotland by 50+ in the 4 nations

>yfw the warriors make the 8

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>Knights young guns go from 2 spoons to ship
Don't toy with my emotions like that user

Warriors deffo
I don't even know anybody who supports them, sp better bandwagon now

He was a Knights' player, he had no career.

>Got a new coach in Kearney who will change the club culture

lel, no one except maybe Bellamy would change the coconut culture

>tfw poocastle
>tfw forced to "support" the sixes because muh nsw

fucking bbl a shit

Anyone happiest for Barba more than anyone? He looks so happy :3

Parramatta BTFO Warriors in the final and Foran commits suicide in the rafters of Mt Smart Stadium a week after the GF

Hahah haha the commie is salty

Mr Andrews will be gone next election

Just wait for the meme party to take over

Rip in piece commie faggot's dover in our prayers (not really rofl)

Based Rory Kostjasyn leading the Knights to a premiership after 2 consecutive wooden spoons.

habeeb it
they'll do it for their 30th anniversary

based rory

are you millennials really so cynical that you think the sharks winning this was rigged as a "narrative"?

Manly. After six long years of waiting and two years without finals appearances led by their two homegrown juniors they finally reach the promised land again after Bob Fulton dies on the offseason.

They actually all wanted to keep Cappy because they knew he was such a pushover and they could do what they liked.

>Pearce won a premiership

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who here /stars/?

what's poocastle like?
i imagine everyone there is on the verge of suicide

Sharks B2B

You're a millennial too, fuckwit

I am indifferent to Gallen winning, didn't really care if he won a premiership or not.

It's really rubbing me the wrong way that shitters like Fifita, Bird, Townsend, Beale won a premiership.

However, I am very glad to see Michael Ennis and Ben Barba win a premiership.

Ouch

had to drive through there once on the way to somewhere relevant, literally wanted to kll myself looking at all the inbred huge forehead retards walking around

It's good here but at the same time it's shit. I would like to live in the countryside away from all this shit but I also am glad I don't live in a big city shithole like Sydney or Melbourne. People talk shit about Adelaide but it's the only "major" city in Australia that isn't fucked.

Only nu-males who never played Rugby League hate based Ennis right?

Thats way better to give the kids a ball, AFL just give them a shitty cap

>Not being happy for based Lewis

Fuck you.

Welch 'literally' lost Storm the hip.

No, I was born in the 80's.

>liking Jewis the roid rager

Critical failing of Lelbourne was letting Green run the game instead of Cronk

What were they thinking

Sharks have:
Gallen
Ennis
Based elite Matt Prior
Fifita
Barba
Luke Lewis
Wade Graham

Melbourne have:
Cam smith
Cronk
Literally who: the squad

And you STILL think it's rigged

Lewis is fucking shit.

Literally, objectively and unironically the most undeserving CC Medal since 2015.

Needs to be taken out the back and shot.

To be fair Lewis already won one

Sharkies dynasty tb h

Oh, guess what? That means you're a millennial, you dumb cunt.

>mfw the storms couldve played the ball to cronk to win the game
>mfw

Also forgot Maloney for the sharks

1. a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000.

>tfw raiders died for this
why did they have to choke in the first round?

What do you think Ettinghausen is thinking right now?

Sharks b2b yes/no?

>GOAThu Harris
>Koroibeaste
>Vunivalu
>future origin star Cam Munster

Where is based Convict right now?

I expected him to be here, spamming pics of the small dicked manlet Gallen.

>could be fishing right now

>everyone forgetting that 2017 will be the year of the Broncos narrative

because they weren't as good as the opposition this year?

Not a chance without Ennis

Yeah, so someone born in the 80s. Fucking moron.

>turn your porch lights off because we're coming home with a trophy

what did he mean by this

Gen Z are the millenials you fucking retarded piece of shit.

Kill yourself m

Swearing at people doesn't make your false claims be true, friend.

>doubting future GOAT Jayden Brailey

some famous nrl dude said he'll turn off his porchlight when that prime minister that went missing went missing, then he said he'll be able to turn his porchlight off if the sharkies win a gf

something like that

someone said waiting for a cronulla premiership is like leaving the porch light on for Harold Holt

>I just wasted three hours of my life watching low IQ morons run around tackling each other on a paddock with painted advertising so they could lift a piece of wood that is painted to resemble copper or some shit

You got caught out and are too ashamed to admit you're millenials. KEK

Jack Gibson who coached the Sharks at one point said "waiting for Cronulla to win a premiership is like leaving your porchlight on for Harold Holt"

I'm glad I'm not coming back next year.

Won't be in Cred Forums and definitely won't be watching the Notoriously Rigged League.

All sports then?

t. Millennial cuck

> I just wasted precious moments of my life writing some stupid comment with the sole purpose of impressing people I don't even know

>tfw I've been conditioned to last minute comebacks and can't enjoy this ending

Thank you for gratifying me with your reply

>mfw Sharks get this premiership stripped for being dirty cheats

>Go to Sharks FB page
>“Im a (insert other team) supporter and I just like to say congratulations.....”

You'll be back just to tell us how you're not coming back

I want to knee Yvonne Sampson in the face with my fist.

Gonna watch a replay of the 2015 grand final, aka the greatest grand final of all time.

...

Could the NRL be more commercialised and contrived?

What a coincidence that the broncos v cowboys finals game was also the best game this year.

I want to knee cronk in the anus with my tongue

Yes, it could be the NFL.

SAD!

Which try was better lads, the George Burgess try in 2014 or Andrew Fifita's try?

im knot gonna lie, i would honestly rim cronks asshole. he is bound to have a hairless ass and gooch because he is an athlete so i see know problem with going down on him. im 100% straight but i have been watching porn for so long i want to see what all the fuss i about and go down on a guy.

Any american major sport
NBA, NFL, NBL,
You name it

>chambers on contract for 2017

Newcastle

Dead thread.

Dead sport.

>no replies in the last 60 seconds

DONT YOU DIE ON ME

WERE GETTING TO 1000

nascar post race interviews are hilarious. they spend 5 minutes thanking sponsors

Dump more tits

Not today friend

game's over dickhead

Look at Townsend's stupid fucking head and retarded voice

post NRL qts

>game is over
>all the redditors have left and gone back to their generals

such is life on neo-Cred Forums sans au/sp/ stall warts

Chad Townsend is the wirst halfback to win a premiership since Shane Perry

...

Ben Barba: 1

Bulldogs and Borecos: 0

kek

KEK

K-E-K

...

I wish Poocastle would get next year's narrative and go all the way

I'd even lose weight so I could fit into my old 2000 jersey

>those short skirts on the cheerleaders

welp time to fap

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

hahahahaha

me on the right

I cant understand scat fetishes. Fucking shit tier fetish

So fucking hyped for Cricket.

Sitting back in the comfy chair, drinking tea and eating Anzac biscuits while posting here with my Anzacbros.

>NBL

Are Sharks players retarded? Everytime one of them gets interviewed, they can barely string a sentence together.

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

Full pleb.

Pissing is the patrician fetish. Nothing better than watching a genuine 8/10 woman chucking a whizz.

As someone who's won a premiership I can confirm it's pretty hard to talk afterwards

>man poop

gross

As someone who's been in the premiership sheds, I can confirm it's pretty hard to walk afterwards.

Nothing better than seeing a woman wet her pants.
That wet patch tho? MmmMmm

based walkie

Is that because all the ex-players run a train on you?

>wetting
fag

AT LEAST 700

>moms new bf is a sharks supporter
>he just sent my mom a text saying he is coming over to fuck the shit out of her

time to fap

How do you cum from pooing?

Has Cooper Cronk been exposed lads?

No but he was BTFO by Will Chambers

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Why the fuck is the trophy so hideous?

I hear that he exposed himself to a female journalist in the sheds after one of their losses this season.