Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Smalling, Blind, Pogba, Herrera, Lingard, Mata, Rashford, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Darmian, Carrick, Fellaini, Martial, Memphis, Rooney
Stoke: Grant, Johnson, Shawcross, Martins Indi, Pieters, Cameron, Whelan, Allen, Shaqiri, Bony, Arnautovic
Subs: Given, Bardsley, Adam, Diouf, Walters, Crouch, Bojan
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>NO POONEY
WOONEY
Anime
Who else /LIFELONG EINSTEIN/
HAHAHAHA
MLS IS CALLING FOR YOU WAYNE
Ebin Herrera/Pogba/Mata
>start him in the first few games to show everyone how shit he is, then bench him
thought we'd have another manager with no balls to bench rooney, good job from mouyes desu
Hopefully Shawcross suffers PTSD from the last time he faced Zlat
Called this at the start. The signs were there with the subtle late subs to get him off the pitch
>lingard
baka at starting that shitter Jesse over Martial
#DoubleDab
Martial isn't in form and Jesse gives you energy
Rate my bets:
Stoke to win - City to win both to score
Stoke to win - Spurs to win both to score
Is Rojo injured?
Easy first 3 points for the potters coming up
can't wait until mkhi's actually fit so he can start ahead of him. he was out having dinner with nolito last night apparently
nah he's just shit m8
martial isn't starting because he hasn't graduated dab university obvs
>Stoke to win
There's your problem. One win 13 since Butlands been out
>no James Wilson
>Pogba still in a midfield 2
Loling out loud IRL real life lads.
They're due for a win I'm hoping United are tired from the midweek. 7 matches without a win seems a little unlikely unless they are crashing and burning to relegation.
>Martins Indi - Shawcross
wew
blunders incoming
Nolito is such a friendly chum
and they conceded 33
>bong not watching football
t. Shay Given
You now remember Begovic.
is anyone actually buying that these guys with perfect camera quality are actually random punters sending in questions to the studio?
>Shawcross v Zlatan
just cause he can do sick elastico's and sheet doesn't mean he should be playing CAM.
He will always be more useful as a ball winner and distrubuter
no rppney again. is it finally over lads?
>think the match is about to start
>43 bings
wtf
Who Cred ForumsBU here
>le homosexual lad
de gay
le homosexual lad
>de gay
Any Stoke fans here or is it just a united and ABU wankfest?
Turns out random Einsteins were more intelligent that Mouyes all along, cringe
> no rooney
> herrera
we might actually win this game convincingly !
>lonely weeb virgin
>abu
checks out tbqh
Where is Schneiderlin and what have United done to him
read something about stoke not winning at old trafford in 40 years or something
every time these records get mentioned it always backfires :(
did she take md or is the camera just that bright
Name 10 involving United only in the last 5 years.
yeah she sucked My Dick
>We
Excuse me mate apologies for disturbing you, but what part of Manchester do you reside from?
brightness makes your pupils smaller, either she was just in a dark room or she's high on something
>Stoke
>fans
Don't be daft m8
I reside from Old Trafford.
I literally sleep in a directors box.
The red part
newcastle, everton, west brom, sunderland, southampton, spurs, norwich, watford, swansea, palace
Anyone else get really creepy vibes from this man? He's confessed to only watching 7 movies in his life time. He makes me uneasy. I wouldn't be surprised if he kills people on the side and keeps them in his basement.
I'm in Etihad. Get loads of shit for not supporting City desu
watch yer mouth lad he's a united legend
Death would be a welcome release after the hours he no doubt spends talking to you about horses
>Rooney's not starting again
Praise be
>And to say Rppney will be England's captain at the next world cup
Still not coming back home lads
Rachel aged quite well considered she's white teebeeatch.
I met him once, absolute cunt.
Yeah she doesn't seem like the raving type
Once the media have accepted Rooney position on the bench he'll be there for England too.
> Pogba who's that?
He should have had the balls to bench him from the start of the season. >We could have avoided 2 defeats if he'd just been dropped in the summer.
story time?
>He thinks Rooney won't be starting at the world cup
>de Guardian
It's like you hate your brain and want it to die.
wythenshawe massive yknow
It's not as though there's anyone good enough to displace him.
Same, and same.
Man is so fucking full of himself it's unreal.
yeah but at least now there won't be a massive outrage about rooney not playing, now it's just most of his media friends defending him
>Savage and Owen in the studio
>neither of them will be commentating
their football coverage is good lad
Who should partner John Stones at centre back for Englel
Why isn't Pogba wearing a suit like the rest of the united team?
How is Herrera playing? Is he fit enough to make it to our NT?
>Hargreaves
BT still havn't fired these shitters.
If he did that and it went wrong it'd be all about Rooney getting dropped and he'd have to play every match thereafter. Playing it so that Rooney shows himself up as crap - or actually contributes - early on is win-win for the season ahead
Kane, Alli, Lallana, Rashford, Vardy
Robert Huth
Gary Cahill
restricts the dabbing motion
'no'
Besides it's getting wound up soon, so no more insane SJW diarrhoea.
Basically this: Refused to talk to anyone. He was with Steve McManaman who, as it turns out, is a really nice guy.
>Nig nog discipline
Why do you think that they are still living in the stonage?
>Kane, Alli, Lallana, Rashford, Vardy
Like I said...
The other 11 lads on the bench
*dabs*
Rooney of course. He still has, it, best CB in the Prem
fallowfield ya'll
what don't you like about their football coverage?
Is Savage crying over Rooney not starting like he was on Thursday?
quality post lad
have a (you)
Maybe it's under the coat he's wearing...
Hargreaves commentating I think. It's funny listening to his hyperbole increase throughout a game. He'll call a player "good", and five minutes later he'll call the same player "fantastic, one of the best players you'll see".
he's been pretty great, playing a much deeper role than before but he's done his job well. a much better partner for pogba than fellaini ever will be.
He's probably never read their coverage. He just knows what his propaganda tells him and acts accordingly.
No. They're just a bunch of hacks living off leaks from Utds dressing room.
Shitter journos.
Even if you only accept they're average, it's an improvement on Rooney.
literal GOAT
Used to work in media insurance, she had some naaaaaaasty stuff going on down there.
>what don't you like about their football coverage?
>No.
oh ok you're disabled. never mind then laddo.
Go back to bed JamieJackson.
You can wank over Rppney tomorrow.
>there are actually people who rate Guardian football coverage
they're a bunch of middle-class champagne socialist wankers who got involved with football to feel like they're a part of the downtrodden working classes, and like to elevate the sport to be this great intellectual debate, but they've never actually gone to sit among the great unwashed for a game.
He should probably come over Isco I guess
If United can beat Stoke then they can beat anyone.
It's been a rough 3 years
>How is Herrera playing?
I still don't think he's top quality. But he's the best option available at the moment.
>Is he fit enough to make it to our NT?
Eh... maybe as a rotation player
the bench.don't want another meme player in the NT
It's not the 80s anymore grandpa
Daily Blind
Lewd
What are your predictions for the game lads?
How many dabs will Pogba do today?
Who /ABU/ here?
>Watching the new OSW Review while waiting for the match to start
Comfy, desu, lads
Iheanacho is what United fans think Rashford is
Moussa Dembele is what United fans think Pogba is
True?
90 minutes, two 45 minute halves
Isco is not even playing.He is out of shape
3-1, cause Stoke are shit and De Gay never gets clean sheets due to someone else fucking up
You sound like someone who has never read/listened/watched any of their coverage and dislike the Guardian for their non-football related items
>Iheanacho is what United fans think Rashford is
Iheanacho is a tap in merchant though, Rashford is a proper striker.
It's a game of two halves
the nigerian muller is the next GOAT, better than aguero 2bh
exactly this
diego milito and walter samuel are at the game today :3
>notice me
True?
Manure choking and being shit, with a late sweaty 2:0 win
absolutely not, I'm specifically referring to utter cunts like Barney Ronay
Why?
iwobi isn't better than aguero you nonce
>de gea
idk, maybe mourinho invited them
Rashers is the new R9
Anyone have a decent acestream?
I'm on some russian thing and it is really laggy
>pic related
I was thinking the same
who?
pm me, you can use my optus password
They're investing in Stoke
thinking about having a cheeky wank but I don't wanna miss kick off
Do I risk it lads?
Obviously it's
Pogba------Herrera
----Blind/Carrick---
Away from home
bet you read the sun
hoping we go with this for liverpool away in 2 weeks
>Owen and Savage slagging Ander because his inclusion means Rooney BTFO
The butthurt is glorious.
Is this the end of Rppney?
can't recommend unless you want to ruin the wank by rushing it
Rooney will just come back stronger, remember 2011?
We can hope so.
what the fuck happened to acestreams?
...
>remember this thing literally a third of his professional career ago
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
r/soccerstreams is golden m8
He will now leak a load of shit to the media in order to destabilise the dressing room and eventually get Mou sacked. Next manager comes in, and plays Rooney as a deep lying midfielder for the next 30 years.
Am I the only one that liked Darmian?
>you now remember the "Schmidfield"
*dabs*
>lingard and rashford over martial
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
here
I'm just pointing that it's not unprecedented and that maybe this what Jose is going for, mark my words Rooney will tear the league apart soon.
>you now remember when >mouyes desperately tried to sign rppmey at chelsea but manu refused
>(You)
He's coming back from injury
yeah
He's not only incapable of attacking but also been shit at defending since Sanchez ripped him to pieces
Southampton players were so overrated, funny how they stopped being overrated this season.
Martial been poor since it all kicked off with his Mrs. Needs to sort his shit off the pitch and get his head back on it
Not to finger my own asshole for a moment, but I was saying this from day one.
DAY ONE!
FINGER MY ASSHOLE!
It was more just a "we're going to sign a club legend from you to show you who's boss" rather than an attempted signing based on talent.
Good Morning, everyone.
Hope you all had a good sleep.
Let's just enjoy the game today, and not be nasty to each other like we usually do.
Bye for now.
Is Bloozeed's acestream working?
>Mane
Fucking hell, just seen who is in goal for Stoke
>poogba again in midfield 2
probably invisible for another game
come on Joe la
gerra goal against these manc shite
LOADING GOALS
Are all the /ABU/s still asleep?
To be fair he's probably better than Geriatric Given
I too believe
it was no longer ethical to start a 72 year old shay given
>MOTM last premier league game in midfield 2
nigger watch football
>Bale
great
>Walcott
meh
>Oxlade-Chamberlain
shit
>Lallana
great
>Lambert
shit
>Lovren
great now
>Shaw
shit
>Chambers
shit
>Clyne
great
>Mane
great
>Wanyama
great
>Mane and Lallana
>no one else knows how to make Southampton players good
smug klopp
no
nah i'm here mate
> bt sports
WHO Cred ForumsBU master race here?
But a keeper you have on loan from the championship?
reporting in
I am eternally against these bad guys!
>IBRA
>Memehimovic
FUCKKK
>IBRASHITOVIC
>THE STATE OF MEMEBRAHIMOVIC
>Lallana
>great
>mfw the customers of a large indonesian maize snack conglomerate kill themselves in 2 hours time
>that pass
#POGFUCKINGBACK
/here/
that was scary though, was that the first bit of quality seen from poogba thus far?
>that stoke line
is there even a point in watching this, stoke's gonna get stuffed
I take that back, great to see Grant playing like that
>MOTM
Literally mean dogshit, also it was Pogba's only decent half of all the matches he played. Kept fucking up against Tractor FC as well
cant wait for Bony to score the winner today
Worth every penny I tell you that.
Anyone know how many goals Blind set up from corners last weekend?
JUSTICE FOR BRENDAN
ACAB
>Tfw the stream starts lagging as soon as the game starts
>Good Performance against champions
>Mediocre performance against Park the Tractor FC
kek #POGBACK and you're absolutely >SEETHING
>Mark Hughes has won one match as a manager at Old Trafford, in 2005 with Blackburn, and you'll get decent odds on a second today.
Almost as bad as Steve Bruce
>Glenn Hoddle on commentary
Oh Jesus, kill me now
I am just here to check if Stoke can meme a win, but if Man U start winning I'll turn off desu
no point watching a boring >Mouyes side winning
> bojan
What went so horribly wrong?
Blind is a better LB than Shaw
ey yo pogba is actually amazing
please stop posting. Thanks
>wogba 130 mill
>fernandingod 30 mill
Justify this
>Commentators going on about Stoke's kit looking like City's
Fuck BT Sport
It was more a "let's convince Rooney to join Chelsea so I won't have to deal with him when I am United's manager" imo desu
You guys ready for Brexit to begin in March next year?
Does pighammet speak English?
>le 800 goals in youth squad man
Watch about 20 mins of the build up and then as soon as the teams came out the steam got extremely laggy. Fucking casuals ruining it for everyone.
Homegrown players rule
>commentators talking about a fucking kit
>motm
kek like that means anything, he's been completely mediocre so far
can fernandinho dab?
didn't think so
Why are Stoke so fucking useless?
Fuck off white nigger
>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*
3-0 MU... stoke sucks so bad
united have a stable income
>this atmosphere
Emirates tier bad
>pooney benched again
Will England ever recover?
Going to be unemployed next month, need to find a new job asap. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>spend 400m in the last couple of years
>Lingard, Mata, Rashford, Ibrahimovic is unironically your front four
is there a bigger laughing stock in world football than Manure?
minutely reminder that Man United are struggling at home against the 20th team in the PL.
Woah I had forgot about brexit
> 5.5billion Philipine Peso's
Justify this
>Voted MOTM by experts of the game
>implying (YOU) know any better
Is Alex Hunter based off Rashford?
We'll recover if he's never on the field. Best thing for rppney
>Some people actually thought we wouldn't go through with it
ISN'T IT FUNNY
wow stoke might actually be worse than manure, straight fucking dire
it's way too early for a boring man utd match, who thought this time was ok
>you now remember bony exists
wew
Can't wait for the crash, 2bh
Can't wait until Miky T is fit and Shitgard can move to the Europa League team.
why are black people so cringeworthy?
Imagine being so much of a slave that as soon as you are fired you need to work, because you don't have enough to live on, or wanting to work. I don't know what's worse.
even worse desu
then again, Asian people generally show their respect for something they like through total silence, so they're probably just happy.
its not funny at all, its actually quite serious
> 100 million pounds for a home-owning Bebe
Pretty sure they'd been working on fifa 17 for 3 years. But they probably made him black last minutes
>le be shit then dominate sevilla man
agent bony will score today
>doubting boner
The lads bleeds sky blue, this is his moment to make a statement to guardiola
zzzzzzzzzzz
is it halftime yet?
>overhyped English nog pacebabby
This could apply to about 50 players.
More like Rashford is based off Hunter. I'm pretty sure EA started developing the Journey before Rashfrod was even a thing
Seriously funny.
>Johnson
>RB
>Number 8
t. trustfund babby
does Old Trafford even have a "singing end"?
looks like such a modern dump with those curved corners, absolutely zero atmosphere
>this pessimism
Get out, Remoaner. It's nothing but up
imagine if your job was to track down streams and delete them, almost as bad as being a traffic warden
What's her diet mate?
It's the other way around m8.
>Fired
I'm leaving because the company is moving in a direction that fucks me over. My role changed from doing the work to checking the work the someone else has done, I'm not learning anything new.
>discount ibra will win it for da stoke
SCREENCAP THIS
...
Yeah EA have stated that the inspiration for the journey was Harry Kane
my 24th birthday's coming up sooner than I realised, and I've never had a job! haha!
make it so
PETITE
implying it wont be bony
I meant pogba my Cred Forums autocorrect showed my power level please disregard
you'll be first against the wall, scumbag
they had to bring in a fucking sound engineer to help with their non-existent atmosphere
Why even bother tying that up
Having Herrera as DM is so superior to having Fellaini anywhere
Now, Mou just needs to figure out that Lingard is shit
you can hear a pin drop
...
Yes, No, No, No
>pound store ibra
>bony
>magic gnome
is there any attack more rag taggle thank stokes?
>You now remember the Shaqiri hype
Yeah it does, J-stand. My season ticket is in there
they dont look like slags desu
too foreign
Will probably take "le little bit special one" only a few months
HOW DID YOU MISS YOU FUCKING TWAT
that missed ibra chance is going to haunt us isn't it
he won't figure out shit until the einsteins point it out
>STILL can't track late midfield runners
Do your fucking job mouyes
Heaven yeaj
Far left and the asian would
>getting dominated by 20th team
>at home
>the state of Manure corporation
SO CLOSE FUCK
>poogba
useless mong
>Shakira Shakira
>POGGERS WHY
STOP MISSING
FUCKING POGBA REEEEEEEEE
>pogshit
Thank god that didn't go in, the media circle jerk is already insufferable
nice passing, shit finish
>Pogshit
Sunderland
Watmore (le headless chicken man)
Defoe (90 year old poacher)
Khazri (90 stone winger)
>Wogba
hahaha
>kekba
>Ameridoops in charge of finishing
HAHAHAH FUCK YOU MANC CUNT DABMAN
>Manchester United fan growing up in Massecheustus or however you spell it
>Also had a soft spot for Juventus
This cunt definitley posts on Cred Forums
Bebe has a better goals to games ratio for united than Pogba
in fact Bebe has actually scored more goals for united than pogba in less games
What's that singing?
>dat one touch football
ahahaha pogshit
This is what 120mil gets you
>120 gazilions for black carrick
You'd think for that money his shot would be more accurate wouldn't ya?
This one for africa
>media circle jerk
The media's desperate for Pogba to fail
Why are United still playing a winger at RB? You would think after the money they have spent over the years they'd be able to sign an actual right back. This would be like if Man City had SWP and he was their first choice right back. It doesn't even make sense Valencia still being at the club.
>dab
>£180m
>cant score
if your season ticket is there you should be at the fucking game
AAAAAAHAHAAHAHA
valencia has been consistently good at right back shut up you mong
>15782894280 Japanese Yen for the dabbing Josh Mceachran
I'm not very well today m8, let my dad take my mum in my place
ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN
no dab no pogba
>punch in face
>nothing will be made of it
das it
Arnautovic is probably the biggest chad in football
WHO BEST TWITTER CHANNEL IN HISTORY?
why does your dad need your permission to... take your mum
Rashnigger literally has one fucking trick, are premier league defenses really that fucking shit that they can't defend against a literal playground tier skill?
The most popular team on Cred Forums is manchester united right? The most fans?
>Australia
>knowing the first thing about divegrass
top kek mate. Go feed your quoka.
Because he's brilliant at it
>10369302360 Bhutanese Ngultrum for the blacker Nigel Quashie
It's Massachusetts you fucking British redneck
>100 MILLION FOR A DABBING BEBE
Because it's my ticket
arsenal or liverpool
It worked for Joe Cole his entire career.
Haven't Utd's last three PL games been 12 kickoffs?
Arsenal, maybe Liverpoo then probably Manure
I agree, should be lifetime ban. If that was a [insert team you support here] player he'd be going to jail after the match.
>The most popular team on Cred Forums is manchester united right? The most fans?
Yes.
The fact that you defend the spelling of Massachusetts makes you a redneck too.
> British public school education
How new are you?
I cannot believe Man U are this poor
Stoke are the worst side in the league and yet they've had the best chance of the game
Mancucks: this is what Salford will look like in 10 years. And more.
Mancucks gonna rush to Salford. Salford is King. Everyone wants to live in Salford, not shitty Manchester.
Salford new London Salford all the celebrities live in Salford all the footballers
is poojan injured or relegated to bench warmer?
Mark Hughes getting another club relegated
Might go peel some potatoes 2bh
During the last time I watched Stoke I posted that "Allen will score" and he scored moments later
I don't want Stoke to win though, who should I decide to score today?
I think I choose Rashford, but not yet
>Forgot about a beer in the freezer for 2 hours
>Literally a giant frozen slush
What should I do lads?
No northerner is a redneck
>Mata
HNNNNNNGGGGG
You can't? Have you seen their previous matches, cause I absolutely can
>every time they shill women's football
t. Demarcus from North London
Martial sold when? Mouyes doing a great job with their most talented player
Microwave it
Blind is so good
Shaw needs to be kept out
STOP
MISSING
BLIND ON CORNERS!
WHO CAN STOP US?!
Microwave time
Fuck off mate don't make fun of my school just because I know more about football than you. Be careful of the dingos mate.
>""""""""""womens football""""""""""""""
>Pooba misses free header
>£260,000,000
>it's a manure play like utter shit then score from two set pieces and win 2-0 episode
just like it was under ferguson for the last three years of his reign
Blind's corners are a thing of beauty
>Mouyes already destroying the young players
>pogmiss
...eat the delicious slush?
1) most of that is already built
2) that still looks shit
They know they don't even need to mark nogba as he will still miss
>free header
>goal is gaping, begging you to score
>don't
I dunno lol
Would you rather have Pogba or those other 4 midfielders in your team? Their combined transfer fees are about the same
see
>MOTD sells it as "a convincing win typical of champions where they just find a way"
But can they dab???
>Mouyes already creating dressing room drama
Martial is shit though. He's a one trick nigger like Rashford, Lingard, Depay and every other winger they have
Keep Henderson, I'll take the rest though
>not dabbing
stoke are so fucking shit ay
>hendo is bad
shaqiri sprinting will never not be funny to me
look at that fucking manlet go hahaha looks like a fridge on rollerskates
Just give me Kante & Fernandinho and I"ll win the league desu.
Whose idea was it to pay 100mil for the black Fellaini?
>ustreamer keeps getting his shit taken down
FFS
Bony is so fucking slow, jesus
Morning lads
Depay, now thats a name I haven't heard in a long time
Bony is SO SHIT it's sad
>bony
Wew lad
>it's an Cred Forums don't rate Henderson despite great stats episode
ABLism is such a sad disease
>Hendershit
>41780317946.42 ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS FOR THE DABBING ALI DIA
remember how good pre malaria bony was?
he's compensating so hard it's funny
trips of truth, but let's not forget he's also so shit it's hilarious
>pogba costs 3x as much as the stoke lineup
hiya
>everyone is wrong except me
holy shit, Stoke would be like 3 goals up by now with the way they play in the middle third if it weren't for Bonshit
The fuck drink is that?
Another product of the Dutch meme league
also check'd
JUST
FUCKING
SCORE
Morning
lol @ memegard
ABU here, not feeling good, stoke is really, really fucking bad
>dele alli was too expensive for Liverpool
Kek
>great stats
KEK
This game is good but should be about 2-2
I wish they'd started Given instead.
Tea or coffee you spanner
As Prostate Man would say, THIS IS RIDICULOOOUUUUS.
Grant snorted a few lines before he came on
>people who watch Henderson play every week don't know what they're talking about
>I watch him twice per year when he plays against us and I think he's shit because poo poo pee pee I hate Liverpool!!
YOU DABBING CUNT SCORE
Mourinho is a fucking fake faggot
Man U's passing doesn't seem as fluid as against Leicester
hes dreadful but must play for the resultant meme magic if he scores
...
Is depay permacrocked? Or just benched?
I guess you're in South America!
Cheap coffee, it's clearly not tea
It looks too purple. Looks the colour of hot chocolate, but no foam
> MOURINHO
E X P O S E D
>if I keep saying something despite evidence to the contrary then people will think I must be right
>that flag
>not having Irish potato farls for breakfast
Fucking Sainsbury's near me doesn't sell them. I'd really love some Irish potato farls right now.
shite
>SEETHING
>Ibrahimobitch is my triple captain in fantasy
What have I done
>an Cred Forums
>pronouncing Cred Forums 'espee' not 'spee'
I think you meant,
>it's a Cred Forums don't
all I know is he's shit
>Manure can't penetrate the worst side in the league
just knew grant would have a stormer against us
Oh yeah, wouldn't be a bad shout. I'll have a bit of a fry later, but don't know if I'm bothered going to the shop for some
>expecting anyone to do it on a sunday early sunny afternoon at home against stoke
JUST PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET!
Rashford please assist at least.
> MANURE
LIMP DICK NO PENETRATION
Mourinho can't dress for shit, what the fuck is that jacket
don't you EVER lecture me on pronunciation again you drunk bogan twat, crawl back into your can of fosters
I only watch Liverpool in big games mate, so my entire sample size of Henderson is from big games, and I do not rate him. Therefore he's shit in big games, I don't give a fuck if he's good vs Norwich because he can give the ball to Suarez at the halfway line three times and end up with 3 assists
Jesus christ fuck off
Attack after attack, maintaining possession, multiple chances on a plate. Mourinho can't score for them..
poor mouyes looks miserable as fuck
Owen Hargreaves is so biased, the disgusting Canadian German sub-human freak
Wtf these stoke fans are singing the house down
>NO PENETRATION
>Already created 3 or 4 clearcut chances
k m8, sure m8
Don't reply to abu b8
>valencia not sent off
If this wasn't a home game he would be gone
If Van Gaal was still the manager he would be gone
JUST
Bony is like having an octagonal post that slowly moves around the field deflecting the ball in random directions when passed to
Hate him and his dead monotone voice
What mong decided that he should do commentary
so you watched him against Chelsea and Leicester, but still don't rate him?
ABLism is a cancer
>Implying
He's just depressed and doesn't give a fuck any more.
I don't know why people get upset or bias in such instances
Did Stoke just sing "come on city"?
Streams stuttering more than your sister after the priest fingerbanged her in the confessional booth
>10th vs 8th
>big game
my sides
Did the Madrid job break him?
Kek
Didn't Shaqiri used to be good?
kek
>slowly moves
you're giving him too much credit mate
At bias *
Probably the same mind that gifted us Michael 'the boring goose farmer' owen
you now remember they used to call shakiri the swiss messi
Rashford has been shite.
that a true story mate? tell me more
kek
>INTERNATIONAL BREAK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Shitford
>Rashford
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oi pom................you mad?
Glory hlory Man United and all that jazz aye?
It's shitty bantz,
>le cheer for the opposing team's rivals meme
>rashford
United have no integrity, imagine out of desperation going against your clubs principles and hiring Mourinho
messi is the argentine shaqiri m8
Marcus "journey mode" Rashford
>POO
dubs and Stoke win
what are these club principles of which you speak?
So this is the power of the Premier League
Man U, who everyone insisted was a title contender this season, can't even break down a low energy Stoke side. Sad!
>POOGBA
Slipba
>tripba
1-1
Rashford, Allen.
>pogslip
as good as dubs desu
>900 trillion zimbabwe dollars for the black slippy G
World's most expensive slip.
Bloodzeed is actually bothering to stream now
acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7
>1.000.000.000.000 billion pesos
Was just gonna make a PSA
I thought it might be a joke about their blue kit.
hey it's Joe Allen everybody
...
>i rate pogba
whats the point in integrity anyway. it just makes you go without the things you want.
bailly is mangala 2.0
Is there sound? There wasn't any sound before.
makes sense desu
>'More like waiting room of gentle slumbers than theatre of dreams'
are you even watching the game kid, their defence was dissolved many times over. stop baiting
>Moyes and LVG ruin Ferguson's team by signing nothing but overpriced meme players
>Mouyes will save us
>he signs nothing but extremely over priced old meme tier players
rip manu
>Stoke
your stream that far behind, lad?
someone make a new thread
Rooneys gonna come on and score a last minute winner off his shin and cement his place in the starting XI
new
charlier adams leg breaker on pogba when
council flats as far as they eye could see
look it's a dancing dwarf
>le diving manlet
>Shaqiri
jumped out of my seat for that herrera shot
were your convict ancestors shipped over there for talking such shit as well?
have a fucking word with yourself lad, maybe stick to watching your Melbourne Dingos if you can't see how shit Man U are
that looks so fucking comfy
Nah , wasn't bothered typing it at first but seen someone had on reddit so copy Pastad it
I am on the sky app though and that's known to be behind illegal streams at times
are you ok mate
im not australian lad, we're very multicultural over here.
>rocket
i don't get why soccer fans have to constantly chant and make stupid droning noises for the full 90mins like sit down nothing is happening its a throw in
