Man Utd vs Stoke City match thread 2

Ibrahimovic is contender for worst signing if you don't take into account prices

He's been terrible and completely ruined their development of many players

>elastico nutmeg
>then dive
>Shawiri

Shakira skills but going absolutely nowhere

>the state of manure
>pogba

*shoots wide*

Poogbad

>Bebe's 'flop' United career: 7 games (3 starts), 2 goals, 1 assist

>Pogba's 89 million United career: 15 games (8 starts), 1 goal, 0 assists

Boring match 2bh

*dabs*

good post, missing some la's by the end

Why would United bring in a hack like Mouyes?

>Degay

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

I'll try a dabshot, that's a good trick!

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>balotelli and benteke are in better form that pogba right now
>100 million gbp

that SHAQ attack

So quiet at Old Trafford.

==/ ~LE TALE OF LE LEGENDARY DAB~ /==

literally the only one keeping man utd afloat

add in how much they raved about Depay

Trying hard to recreate their golden year under Moyes.

so they have someone to blame when their "star" signings flop again

bony couldn't hold up a burger long enough to stuff it into his face 2bh

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=OcL4J0pzlAg

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

>THE STATE OF YOU

WORLD CLASS GOOD BUSINESS BUYING THE NEGRO JAMES MILNER BACK FOR AN 88M LOSS

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That was just to trigger Liverslip fans, and it worked

Did he kill himself like he threatened to?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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holy fuck stoke are incredibly shit

Benteke is unironically good though, Balotelli is just playing in a dead league

you what

>45minutes
>0-0
Not sure this semen-slurping sport is for me

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t. Watford lad

and it's still silent

>the absolute state of customers

Milner is 10x the player Pogba is

well that was fucking annoying

RIP Cred Forums

>Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.
>Cred Forums been on Cred Forums since 2008
What a time to be alive.

>0 - 0 at HT

oh boy I can't wait to see the highlights

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>paying 89m for a dab merchant instead of buying 4/5 world class players

SHAQIRI WEBM WHERE??????????????????????????????

what if he dabbed /?? ?

*dabs on Cred Forums*

Finally

hmm

what are you eating for half time lads

reheated butter chicken and pepsi here

Jesus...

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Time for halftime ass and slags, lads.

M8 just cause he's black doesn't mean he's a cannibal

Can't remember when the team last played so well without scoring.

miss after miss from poogba

Has the Ibramemeovic run of goals come to an end? Has he been exposed?

slags where

Me on the left.

Is that Pepsi max?

Is it over for him, lads? Has Pep won?

Black girls > Slags

spending £25 million on a shit meme player and raving about how good he is for him to subsequently flop embarassingly was to trigger liverpool fans?

I'm not sure I understand this Manchester 'banter'

>"biggest club in the world" vs a mighty premier league team

so this is the power of the premier league

Pogba is a big lazy shit who just wants to do keepy ups and look cool wish >we got Gundogan instead

>segment on pogba's "skills" to try and justify his signing

yep

...

Absolutely disgusting

>Reddit Gold user since February 2013

...

checked

>only 1 more attempt on target than stoke

Her ass is far too big

based
>tfw goat taste
>tfw literally no side effects

Excellent slag, who is she?

Stoke are a good team yeah?

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Here's your HT entertainment.

>That picture placement behind her

nice

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Mafia III is anti-white propaganda

never forget

Well it's been 13 years.
All good things.

>Cred Forums in 2018

This is true
Look at this black beauty I met on omegle recently

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>all these ht slags

Getting nostalgic here lads

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Amazing

>that young fanny

im hard

Shall be killing myself if Rooney's subbed on at the start of the half

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>It's a Higuain scores episode

post half time dabs

THICCC

>Leicester City Supporter since April 2016

not sure if srs....

Just one whiff...

please no.
88th minute.

Funny because 2nd half of last season he held up the ball really well just couldnt finish for shit.

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have you got the other half of that one

>gimp shoes

im soft

No idea, sorry.

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>tfw the girl you're dating tells you she's slept with 40+ men

She's a real life half time slag

...

Would smell like pooflakes and spilled cider

>Mememaria gone and Valencia still starting
Who would have guessed.

nope

sauce?

So this...is the power...of Super Sunday

Whoa...

...

>only 40

you're probably lucky then

Literally can't stop scoring
>wasted the Dabman money, they said

You got a pic? Please don't tell me you're still seeing her.

>suck my toes, Dad

high sex drive though I guarantee it

wait til you get a virgin gf

pretty inoffensive sum-up from Owen there desu

pretty much a virgin by brit standards then

what's the name of that news channel where they take their clothes off whilst they do it

>being a literal cuck

Shouldn't you be taking care of her son rather than shitposting here mate?

Just want to the qf of the CL

jesus fucking shit my dick

Leanna Decker, she did playboy for a while.

Meh, I bet she gives good head, just wear a jonny when you shag her and cry into your pillow at night as you remember you will never have a pure qt

How can slags compete?

Fugg knows

More like this if you smell what my cock likes lookin

MAKE HIM STOP

>implying he won't score a hattrick in CL final with this form
Literally best poacher in the world ATM

I WANT ONE OF THESE TRANSFORMER RAZORS FOR CHRISTMAS

they can't

like this

ty

I'd like to know that as well.

Is chinese Moot exposing all newfags with the Cred Forums pass?

twitter.com/PogbaHighlights/status/777507704554287104

MODS ASLEEP POST POGBA HIGHLIGHTS

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i'm thinking about getting me a degree in football

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thanks mang

>customers

Just waiting for my Beef and Tomato Flavour POT Noodle™ to cool down.

The perfect half-time snack. Ready in 4 minutes.

>bra showing
why is this so hot
it's not even a nice bra

can

>*sigh*

make a comeback please?

Is the first Jack Reacher movie any good?

>Piguain
>Not the eternal big game choker

Kek

no

thats messi. or evra

She was literal perfection back in the day

Yeah

...

...naked news?

Apparently it was alright
I havent seen it

Why do Cred Forums suck Manure's dick so much when Arsenal are playing so much better football than them?

twitter.com/PogbaHighlights/status/779666430312734720

You know they play cricket at old trafford as well doesn't it ruin the pitch

when you guys wank to pics do you listen to something or do so in silence?

>it's real
Huh...wow

twitter.com/lmaofirmino/status/782523423213977600

Because seeing their demise is an opportunity to not let up

manure customers are literally everywhere

It was passable, don't expect a masterpiece, but it's a cruise flick, and he rarely makes an outright bad one.

it's a drop in m8

different old trafford m8

they can afford to relay the pitch after every single game. Not saying they do it but they don't give a fuck

Who are City's best competition for the title, Spurs, Liverpool, Arsenal or Cheslea?

Rooney to come on, score the winner, and start vs Liverpool

good post

because Cred Forums is full off 17 year old pakis

low test

arsenal got btfo at home by livershit

Shit vid

It has BASED Pike cleavo, what's not to like?

because arsecuck even worse than manure.

Arsenal

come on city

>chelsea
>arsenal

liverpool owned both these teams desu

i think its spurs.

this is borderline experimental

How many has the DABBIN ape scored today?

>Pogbo

My wife You is so cute!

>100 million pounds for paul pogba

KEK wat

No shame losing to a fellow title contender.

Arsenal or Chelsea I can't see it, Liverpool and spurs at the moment but it'll be hard for them to challenge all season.
I really don't know. Good job not including United though ;)

You now remember Glen Johnson

>pogba

chelsea will finish the season very very strong

check their schedule, its been a nightmare run and its not over yet either

If this was american football like 4 or 5 field goals now

>best goal/game ratio
>broke 200 old goalscoring record last season
>missed some chances before
CHOKER

better than shawcross tbf

100,000 x £1,000

kek

yeah, all those european matches...

> poogba
> bogba
> pogbad

True facts.

>players do go down very easily these days
>these days
What did he mean by this?

Bojan to come on and score off an Arnautavic cross.

>Be Messi
>Play 4 seperate finals for your country
>Each final lasts for 120 minutes
>Thats 480 minutes of football
>Thats MORE time than 5 (FIVE) standard matches
>He has 0 goals 0 assists in all that time
>Apparently the "GOAT" of football can't produce anything of significance in all that time
>People blame Higuain for all your shortcomings
>People blame Aguero for all your shortcomings
>People don't realize that if you were actually GOAT you would of at least taken one of those matches into your own hands because thats what the GOAT would do
>people still defend you because you scored a nice freekick against team USA (lol)
>People still defend you even though Di Maria carried you to the WC final
>People still claim that you are the GOAT

Yeah what happened there? Is he shit now

>720 million and Queen's jewels for selfie-taking Papa Bouba Diop

in his day players went on about it

>Rooney comes on
>Scores a tap in

ROONEY MUST START
LOOK AT THE QUALITY ON DISPLAY

ENGLANDS LION
ENGLANDS HERO

>stoke in charge of first touch
cringe

tfw I salute people at college too

it's really fun

Woah that's a red

That's a red

NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER NEUER

wtf that should have been a red

manure once again with the refball

At least Arsenal fans have stopped pretending that Feo is the future saviour of England.

rooney when

OFF

OFF

OFF

OFF

those early chances. those fucking early chances.

fucking ow, united get away with the ref decisions as usual

just woke up how many dabs have there been

>allen

ALLEN HAHAH

> REF BALL

FUCK OFF easy red

if that werent on joe allen former liverpool star, itd be red direct

that was fucking cynical from herrera, decided to extend his leg right into allen when he realised he was past him

red-worthy

Stokealona

THAT'S A FUCKING RED

YOU BOTTLELESS GIT CAMPBELL

YOU DICKHEAD

>that tackle
>this sky blue stoke kit

anyone else reminded of keane's tackle on haland?/

>united
nope

>The refs hate us la

>rooney

oh no

Got a severe case of dick phlegm

>rppney coming on

Will he save the game or do nothing?

AHAHAH GET FUCKED CUSTOMERS

LIVERPOOLS BRAVE JOE ALLEN

stoke have good players than manure desu

fuckin ripped em apart there ha

>eventually United will be a small club and have decisions go against them for it
only thing that keeps me going when they get away with it

Or that ginger weasel on Zaba in the cup semi-final

united are playing so fucking shit this is difficult to watch

>trying this hard

He'll loosely be involved in United's goal and all the pundits will do a 180 "why would you not start him, when he plays, he creates goals"

That should have been a stoke goal

hello, is this the
>mouyes
thread?

Name a fanbase that treats their captain worse than United/Rooney

Atleast Arsenal let their captains move to big clubs

That's cute

>old trafford
>united players getting sent off

SURELY SURELY it wont happen

>click bundes
>its all british flags talking about this game

well memed lads

>eventually United will be a small club
they make like 500M profits a year

Bring on Martial

>United will be a small club

But they'll think themselves as a great club still, just look at Liverpool

Nah. This is the E X P O S E D thread

*dabshoots*

Playing solitaire with real cards, lads.

money does not mean big club

stopped washing my hair a couple days ago with the intention that I won't be damaging it in the long run as soon as it gets used to not being washed daily and stops producing tons of oil

so far I feel like a bit of a tramp, but I'll keep you all updated in the days to come

who is this shit ref

nice dab there

it kinda does

cheers Joe

Is Mata the best AM in the league?

arrogance of leeds fans is evidence against too

I wash my hair once a week

After a week it really starts to smell terrible

I havent shampooed my hair in years. Just wash it with water.

haha is Fergie still donating his retirement fund into the ref's pockets?

?what the fuck, really ref

>100 MILLION OF THE QUEENS STERLING

120 GAZILLON STERLING POUNDS

m8 liverpool still get tons of refball in their favor

>paying £150m for a dabbing wilson palacios

Mikitaryhan (or however you spell it) still injured?

7-1 thread is in the other direction mate

You now realise Man U are going for the mid 2000s Chelsea 'powerful African' approach despite this being an old tactic that couldn't even win France the Euros.

it's the other way round you idiot

>Leeds

always makes me chuckle

that is absolutely disgusting

Don't talk shit

seems like it, should have the international break to get fully fit at least

no he just ins't very good

mock her for being shit in bed

>40 blokes and thats the best you can do?

>Rooney scores the winner
>Mou forced to put him back into the starting line
>It'll take another dozen shit performances before he'll be back out again

you heard it here first

you can tell the ref really hated having to blow for that

Shampoo once a week
Every other time you shower: conditioner

SHREK COMING ON

just went to tescos, what did i miss lads?

nope. Man City were nothing before the money came. Chelsea were an alright side winning a trophy here and there

De Bruyne.

>african defender
>powerful, defends on the front foot
>constantly makes mistakes

when will this meme end

Bane?

I had a dream last night about going on a tirade about too many black players in the epl

>poogba

>Pogba

Greasy hair chat with the gals

Every AM at City and Arsenal is better.

>need a goal to save job vs worst team in league
>bring on rooney over martial

hes done lads

in this climate every side has fucking money

fuck all is the correct answer

How shitty is the match then? I went to the Chinese supermarket and bought a gorillion packs of noodles of questionable flavour instead.

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some sides have 10x the money though

wtf are you talking about?

yes, broken ego

Whens the Cup Tie against Manc City lads

>put on Rooney is now a legit winning tactic

What minute is it now? I want to see if my stream is lagging.

COME ON STOKE

first half was decent, been utter shit this half though

oh good Rooney's coming on, guess I'll open a few chaturbate windows

COME ON UNITED

just bring on Alex Hunter ffs

45``

65:30

84th

>Rppmey coming on

Anybody want to split the bill on a murder suicide? You can pick which you wanna be.

W O U L D

70'

TWENTY MILLION OF THESE THINGS FOR THE SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDLY LEE CATTERMOLE

3rd october

Rooney coming
Rooney coming
Rooney coming

46th

Literally who

Rooney getting whistled

it's time to dab #dabcity

what happened to toughening up over contact on corners, both city and stoke conceded joke penalties in that game at the start of the season

Mancs in 5 minutes when king Joe scores the winner

How much are noodles in Chinese supermarket? I get mine 45p per 300g at Lidl but is Chinese better value?

>United playing too slow
>Bring on Rooney

Oh god

>Pooney

UGAUGA

>pooney
>fartial

Come on Rodney

>120 billion quid turnover

>man united have £200m worth of black players on the pitch
>all of them are shite

>martial rashford combo

It's happening now lads. Rashford will score.

>your biggest ever club legend getting whistled on

fucking kek customers

'mancs'
you do mean non-white london customers?

>mata for rppney
>mata for rppney
>mata for rppney

>mata off
>rppney on

>rooney
Game over, Stoke are going to get raped.

>Rooney in 2016

>sub out Mata for Rppney
WHY.jpg

game ended la

What is the difference between Lingard, Martial, Rashford and Depay?

Does Depay still play for United?

That was a really nice passage from man u to get out of their own half

>bring on rooney
>surely this will galvanize the fans

KEK

Who won?

fellaini on when?

rooney

nobody

what's he doing bringing Rooney on this early?

Funny, deluded manc customers said they were shit on Thursday because they didn't care about the competition

About 70p but you get much better noodles with better flavour stuff. Bigger too.

Mou looks like a man who knows he's fucking lost the plot

he doesn't know how to win football games anymore

spectators lost

>MOUYES

Rooney assist!

>fellani

Hold still a sec...

I used to defend Depay so much but the lad is a real fucking idiot.
As soon as he got the paycheck he stopped giving a shit.

memetial'd

The city of (You)

MARTIAL

MARTIAAAAAAAAAAL

I will have a look at my local Chinese shop next time I leave the house.

>trying to praise rooney for that goal

cringe

MY NIGGA'S BACK

MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY MARTIAL RPPNEY

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ANOTHER ASSIST FOR ENGLAND'S BRAVE WAYNE ROONEY

>another brilliant Rooney asssist

>beat zorya and northampton recently
>he doesn't know how to win football games anymore
The state of ABUs

MARTIAL

Someone find a pic of that ManYoo turbanator

>puts camera on the sikh asap

STOP FORCING THIS ON ME FUCKING JEWISH CAMERAMAN

>RRPNEY "assist"
top kek

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>ABU's on pooicide watch

*dabs*

ARE YOU FEELING IT

WHAT AN ASSIST BY WAYNE ROONEY
JUST LOOK AT THAT BOUNCE, HE PLANNED THAT PERFECTLY

>that will count as a rooney assist because of his shit first touch

PIC OF THE FAN PLEASE

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

MY BOY MARTIAL WILL SCORE

that fluffed rppney shot goes down as an assist
how does he keep getting away with it lads

literally just needed someone clinical...

BASED FUCKING ROONEY

STOKE SHITS ON SUCIDE WATCH

>Rooney's losing the ball accidentally getting it to Martial
>It counts as an assist

TOP KEK

ROONEY MUST START

>That fluke assist.
Pooney can't be stopped.

AHHAHAHAHAHAH
>AVERAGE MANURE FAN

lmao he didn't even assist it

whelp, time to abandon thread

kek

hnng dat body

>rooney fucks up
>somehow leads to united scoring
lmao

APOLOGIZE

>Rooney comes on
>immediately creates a goal

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ABRs BTFO

>that assist

>Unironically conceding to Man Uniteshit

Stoke going down desu

ABROONEYS BTFO

50 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN

LMAO

omg get it in you mugs

Rooney the God putting it on a plate

best manu team on now

The current PL football looks like an old worn out football

>rooney mis-controls the ball gets tackled

wow what a double substitution wow rooney assist so good

>BAILLY

>Another world class assist for Rooney

When will Jose put him back in the first 11?

HAHA THANKS

kek

what the fuck
>flop

dat camel toe

Bailly is the best CB in the league this season

fuuuuuuck off

I love this rppney assisting meme. World class meme

>poogba
holy shit

>all the manure tripfags are non-white
pottery

>Rooney has now become so shit he's good again

Bailly attempts to shoot

NEW

>pogba taken out by sniper fire . mp4

I really really dislike grant

BASED GOD

#bring it back

>all these rooney haters btfo

>suddenly united have pace down both wings
>instantly score

Nobody could have predicted this

>rooney comes on
>united plays well

>all the manure fans are non-white
fixed

bro tier

Rooney is the protagonist of the Premier League, of course he creates goals that look like mistakes

What did he mean by this?

They look much better now
Rooney confirmed supersub talisman

twitter.com/PogbaHighlights/status/782556286961475584

ayyye that's pretty good. Is it an old copypasta?

>pogba
that's bailly you racist

he's been pulling them out of his ass mate

>those chances
>still 1-0

HOW

name me a better CB than Bailly currently

This.

Most of them, honestly

>united should have been down to 10 men twenty minutes ago

mangala

Blind

>crynautovic

sakho, lovren. klaven, matip, rooney

someone post the age of rooney pic

I can list 39

>Heading one of those things

JUST cut my forehead up f.a.m

cahill

mangala

Singh when you're winning

Are they, dare I say it, back?

Bailly is like prime Ferdinand and Vidic rolled into one.

Milner

UnitedandHassan

kek

Tahith Chong warming up

luiz

Toby and Verts

>Manure customers unironically believe they'll qualify for CL with these doghsit performances
Literally carried by fucking Rooney lmao

Is Peter Crouch the most likeable player?

...

>bring on Peter fucking Crouch

Stoke is so fucking shit this season, holy fuck

stearman

>Le elbow man coming on

Haha, time for 90th minute Stoke pen.

9*

PETER CROUCH SIGHTING

>Meme magic Peter "do the robot" Crouch coming on

Bony getting boo'd off at two consecutive clubs hahaha

Was that a fucking giant replacing him?

Yawn

Just noticed how much stokes keeper looks like Kobe

Every CB in La Liga, Serie A, Serie B and the Bundesliga.

people who buy Cred Forums passes are pathetic

>Crouchy
SCARED

> CROUCH

FUCKING GG

That nacho story makes him sound like a dick

Shhhhh ABU

Agreed

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

>crouch running

he's looked alright today but that might down to the fact stoke have been poor on the attack

>I AM GROOT

Kill your self bony

united are genuniely trying to waste time with 15 mins to go

what happened to them?

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KEK

kek'd desu

OFFICIAL POST-MATCH POLL
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No. They will cover my -1.5 handi just watch

new

still can't ignore the fact that this should have been 1-1 at least or even 2-1 stoke without refball

man city would have rolled these cunts over 6-0 today they have been shockingly poor

united will finish 6th at best

no yellow there wtf ref

>not putting 4 past stoke

are united dare i say it finished?

They're trash, literally struggling to beat the last team on the table at home

Unironically doubting the martian

whats this story?

also have you ever noticed that crouch looks like nacho monreal?

as long as crouch is running in the frame i cannot stop laughing

Utd should have been 3 goals up in the first half.

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>MOUYES
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>ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP

ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN

DE GEA WHY CAN'T YOU KEEP A CLEAN SHEET YOU CUNT

MY FF POINTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS FUCKING OVER

JUST TOW MISSILE OLD TRAFFORD

>de gay

W E E J O E
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ALL THAT MONEY LOST, FUCK YOU

The Fuck

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cs gone, ahh fuck

hhahahahahahaa based allen ONCE A RED ALWAYS A READ

>Memepiss on to save the day
so much fun when united are shit

haha commentator jinxing it

>memepiss

>1-1 against Stoke

FUCKING STOKE!?

>Bringing on DEPAY

OH GOD

ABU
>ABU
ABU
>ABU
ABU
>ABU
ABU
>ABU

>DE GAY

>Letting allen score on you

lol

FUCK OFF GRANT

fuck give that stoke GK a raise

>draw at home to Stoke who have 2 (two) point so far
>glory glory starts playing