Official NFL in London pregame thread

Is this thing a friendly game?

tune into BBC 2 at 13:45

or tune in now, there's some thing about the Packers on now by Reggie Yates

no, it's a divisional matchup that has playoff implications

>Reggie Yates
Reggie Yates can fuck off tbqh

I kindof wish the Jags lose so we can finally get rid of Gus.

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jagsball is cute! CUTE!!

none of the cat teams will win a superbowl

it's that time of year again boys!

I know Americans might get pissed off at these games where their team has to travel across the atlantic to play a regular season game really early in the morning for them, but it's a lot of fun for us!

also a chance for more people to get into the sport because it's on live BBC tv

>spuds vs city on

Nobody is watching this game

NFL in London and the PL decides to put good games on a Sunday for once. Did they do it on purpose? Damn right I'm watching City Spurs instead. And I love handegg

of course they did

they don't want anyone else disturbing their monopoly on English sport

>british NFL "fans"

>all those white faces

ugh... can we not get past this?

>And now, before the Colts vs Jaguars game, let's introduce newbies to the sport with a 45-minute documentary about the Green Bay Packers
Don't the Colts have fans?

Mimosas and pancakes for breakfast

it's a replay, they first showed it like 3 weeks ago

All I see is a bunch of racist white devils

this desu

why can't white people stop appropriating African American culture

first it was blues and peanut butter, and now it's football

If I went to see a team that wasn't >my team, I wouldn't wear the shirt for my team just because it's the same sport.

For many people this is the only opportunity they'll get to see a live NFL game, so want to experience it wearing their favourite team's shirt.

rate my game food lads:

7up, 2 scotch eggs, an egg custard tart and a small packet of chocolate coated peanuts

BASED MIKE IN THE STUDIO AGAIN

yay it's Iron Mike!

I really like Osi too on the highlights shows

yuck

get out of my country

>tfw no Channel 4 coverage of the Sunday night games this year again

have an open mind, lad

I miss it so much. At least we get some Iron Mike today

I gave the super-bowl a chance twice ,its not like there short games either

so shit and this is coming from a cricket fan

>cricket fan

opinion discarded

Is American football popular across the pond?
As serious as you guys are about European football I would think the NFL wouldn't be taken seriously.
As a Colts fan I don't particularly think divisional games with playoff implications should be played over seas, but I have no problem with NFC/AFC match ups.

Moaning for the sake of moaning, like a woman, won't change things.

>tfw this thread is the first you've heard of it

This is about the 5th year in a row they've done it now as well. You'd have thought they might have made some inroads by now into people actually giving a shit. NOPE.

whos moaning

Scotch eggs and bloody Mary's.
Why fuck around?

>Is American football popular across the pond?

No, not at all. And I don't think it's become any more popular since they started holding games over here either.

>Is American football popular across the pond?

Well not really in the grand scheme of things. I think I heard the majority of people at these London games are British fans.

The NFL in Europe is like the MLS in America. It has plenty of fans, but they're all cringeworthy hipsters.

I've always wondered why England, NZ and the other rugby countries don't have handegg teams. And the reverse: why the US doesn't have a rugby team.

it's got a big cult appeal to it, it's not mainstream, but there seems to be a push to make it more popular.

It's actually quite a popular amateur sport with a lot of uni teams and local teams across the country, but no pro-teams.

there seems to be enough fans in the country to fill wembley a few times per year, but it's fans of all different teams turning up.

Because they're very different games in reality.

I see. Thank you gentlemen.

This faggot ass britbong music lmao

Why doesn't NZ have an Aussie rules team?

>mfw listening to British pundits talking about NFL

Hate it as much as listening to American pundits talking about football/soccer desu.

Very hype for football all day, but the London game starts during my sunday morning poo ritual so I'm guaranteed to miss the first quarter.

Does it not piss the American fans off that their team is playing one of their games abroad? They mooted this idea with English football teams playing a league game in the states a few years ago, and it got shot down in flames immediately.

>BBC playing Chvrches

fans and players have zero power in American sports

teams will just up and leave a city to move somewhere they think will be more profitable

Irks me a bit since I'm a Jags season ticket holder, but our tickets are less expensive to take into account one less home game and because we're the fucking Jags.

What? We don't have music. Right now, we're getting an interview with Allen Hurns, whoever that is.

they were playing Chvrches over some clips

I don't think it really matters, it seems like the average NFL fan only goes to 1 or 2 regular season games a year, the NFL was literally built on the TV experience.

>they actually play real official games here not friendlies

it's hilarious how much they're trying to force it here while stealing home games from teams?

They seen pretty similar to me, m8, except for the degree of armor on the players.

Although what the fuck do I know, I only follow american football during the superbowl and rugby when I happen to find an interesting match.

But the US do have a Rugby team. And we do have a handegg team.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain_national_American_football_team#Men.27s_Senior_Team

It always sounds so fake; I hate them so much. But at least we don't have world's WOAT human Colin Murray doing it this time.

American football did derive from rugby but it's changed beyond all recognition from it.

I don't think divisional games should be played over there. I'm fine with exposition match ups as long as brits want to see it.
In honor of our British neighbors letting us play our silly game in beautiful Wembly stadium, I think I'll make a cup of tea.
GO COLTS!!!

>tfw they'll never get handsome hank from DDFP in the studio for the London games.

Yeah, worst example of PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT known to man.

The big difference is that rugby doesn't stop and start. Rugby players pass the ball, and while you're allowed to pass the ball in American football too, there is usually only one pass per play.

At least we don't get adverts, the only annoying thing is the pundits explaining the rules every 5 seconds like they're talking to a child, they should have two analysis teams, one for people who know how the sport works and another for complete beginners.

Last two digits of this post are by how many points the Colts beat the Jags

You're allowed to kick the ball a lot more in rugby football too, in the air or forwards along the ground.

I want kitties to win

Ramsey will get two interceptions this game.

Book it.

I hope they will hold games in Germany too at some point

Serious question: are there any major stadiums up in the Alps?

I'd unironically prefer it if the feeds for the NFL games broadcast in the UK were directly from the US feed, punditry and all

d-do your best!

Germany probably has more NFL fans than the UK, but London is the place to go for the money and global exposure.

youtube.com/watch?v=moxuL8ssClk

Will never happen, the NFL only cares about money and they will make more money from London than anywhere else in Europe, besides the NFL is on a decline and will probably scrap the international series in a few years all together.

It still seems like it would make more sense to play the international games in places like China and Abu Dhabi than London.

do they have an internationally available stream for this game?

She looks comfy :3

Shut up shut up, there will be a catb owl in our lifetime.

That would annoy American fans even more. I mean I presume most don't mind or even like Britain and London, so tolerate their games being played in England.

Nfl in the morning is pretty comfy desu

>players getting greeted by fans
>they're all wearing other team's jerseys

kek

odds on bortles not playing like shit today?

cbs nfl music is best nfl music

Gus ain't making it back

Euros and bongs, why are you going to watch this game? Are you an nfl fan or are you here to see whether or not this potentially semen slurping sport is for you?

Popular enough to fill a single stadium it seems.

oh shit the pipes on that nigga

>us national anthem

somebody should kneel for the british anthem because fuck it

>mfw USA

which anthem do they kneel for

USA
S
A

>American anthem sung in London

why is this allowed?

I'm an NFL fan now, watched these games for the first time last year even though they weren't very good. Firmly became a fan during the playoffs last year, and supporting the Broncos during the Superb owl because no one was giving them a chance.

Don't have a team though kek

Good anthem

It's fun to watch, but I don't know who any of the players are and I don't care for these teams. I watch NFL whenever I can, though, because I get so few chances and I do enjoy it.

>Cro kneeling
Cunt

Can we just get this guy to sing before every NFL game?

See that Kaep? That's a classy black man.

man, opera singers should always sing the star-spangled banner. got the voice for it.

would love to hear bryn terfel sing it.

Our color guard is more heavily armed the london police

this singer looks like a super villain

it's a British song

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Anacreon_in_Heaven

Time for Laura Wright.

w2c that peacoat

this desu, it's an anthem that calls for a strong voice, not these dumb pop singers who butcher it

Who /best anthem/ here?

If you kneel for the anthem do you stand up for this?

Kinda awkward

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Dublinb owl with College football > this faggot NFL shit

YO, if the queen dies and has a king. does the song changes to god save the king?

I'm literally crying lads

The tune is from an old English drinking song. It's just coming home.

youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g

Is this the same woman who forgot to sing the anthem during that rugby match?

We final fantasy now?

>British make fun of US for having "In god we trust" on our currency
>Their anthem is LITERALLY "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"

here

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

I hope cromartie was smart enough not to kneel for the British anthem

its only the GOAT if its the Whitney Houston version

Because I got roped into an NFL Fantasy Football league despite knowing fuck-all about it.

I like it now, plus a few of the lads are at the game so we've been "bantering" on Whatsapp

Good save a bunch of squatters!

yes, it's interchangeable because they're the same length of word

you now remember the FA cup final when the singer literally forgot to sing

GAMETHREAD IS UP

How do brits feel about other brits that like the NFL?? total fags? no opinion?

It actually does.

Yes.

>american anthem about bravery fighting for freedom and defending it above all else
>british anthem literally praying for help to defend their old hag because the military is incapable of it

She sings anthems for rugby games yes.

Catchy t.b.h.

Yes. They changed it to "queen" for our current queen.

What a pretty anthem
God save the queen.

MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SING

>350 posts early

Yes

>The quarterback position is the most important position in ALL sports.

Good morning, spee.

I took a knee for God save the queen

>it's not Phil Simms and Jim Nantz

based LONDON

Come and join >us!

wait you cant own knives in Britain?

WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON?

there are some fags who are comparable to Portland/Seattle MLSfags, but there's plenty of guys who just like it because it's physical like rugby, but a lot faster paced like the premier league, so kind of a perfect mix.

that's cray

remember to enjoy all the games today because its the last time for a month that your teams secondary color isn't pink

Philadelphia 19-0 eagles

Embarrassing hipsters.

>brits still cheering for kickoffs and punts
>they still haven't learned the rules of handegg after a decade

kek

cbs

CBS

channel 8

But you have your own team, Britbro. The London Jaguars

lol BBC coverage is shit

NICE DROP FAGGOT

>this fucking fail on the BBC broadcast

LMAO

>dmx

Brits what are y'all doing

what's going on? KEK

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>this audio

What the fuck happened?

>These production values

This semen slurping sport isn't for me

theyre just desperate for anything football

It is though. The only other argument you could make is baseball pitcher.
There's nothing like either in divegrass

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BBC DOES IT AGAIN!! THE MAD MEN!!!

Why have CBS ditched the first down line?

Why does the NFL also send their shittiest teams to UK?

Is this to get the British used to really terrible teams before they move the Chargers or Jaguars to London?

It's all gone complete JUST.

be a jet fan. trust me, it's fun! and we have a cool chant!

STOP THROWING SO HIGH BOOTLES

>BBC

WHAT THE FUCK

You can, the police just go around council estates (social housing) because the niggers hide weapons around the area to use in fights but won't get caught carrying a knife which the police can arrest you for if you don't have a good reason to be carrying one.

too convenient to watch

IT JUST

KEEPS

HAPPENING

Imagine a crucial game in London. Better just send the Jags instead

This is embarassing for everyone involved, have they let the work experience kid near the microphone switches?

>It comes back for 10 seconds
>fucks off again

I'm watching CBS and it's there.

Man the BBC commentator has a really american voice. Fucking globalism even ruined european accents.

>two 3 and outs

lol at these "teams"

>Tetley's
>London

inb4 britbongs complain about """"""""""adverts""""""""""

>three and out
>punt
>three and out

Kill me

I reckon I'll see a Super Bowl in London in my lifetime

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the jags are your team we've been trying to leave them there for 4 years now we dont want them anymore

Is anyone enjoying any International themed breakfasts this morning?

I'm enjoying a nice hot cup of burgertea.

Neither of these teams will ever reach it anyways

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Honestly, I don't know that much about this sport. I made money predicting spreads a few seasons back but I picked philly as my team and will shitpost about them till I die

What's the soccer equivalent of a three and out?

>I am repeating the things that I have been told to say like the fans are PASSIONATE and KNOWLEDGEABLE

Blake Bortles is shit. There were posters on here unironically thinking he was gonna make the next step lmao.

nah m8 the new ENGLAND patriots are my team :^)

Reminder that every time BBC cuts to studio the Yanks get to watch adverts

pls stop going to these fucking people on the sideline

it wasn't good last year, it isn't good this year

playing soccer

If I remember the London game is where the losing coach gets fired.

Wasn't it the dolphin's coach that they didn't even wait and they not only fired him right after the game, but forced him to find his own way back to America because he couldn't use the team's charter flight to get back home?

Kek

it's on the BBC here, literally no ads

passing around the defence with no shots probably

nothing that similar

In which quarter will we get a sideline interview with the Man vs Food guy

>I picked philly as my team

If the Jags move here can we move Burnley or West Brom to the MLS?

Yep, Philbin got canned last year and the Raiders coach was canned the year before

JUST

>Clots

andrew hall of fame lock

Update those helmets asap Jags for fucks sake

>CLOTS
>L
>O
>T
>S

>andrew luck is goat material
Lel

>they're literally all black

god america...

Ffs Colts pls

>Clots

ELITE

YANNICK
A
N
N
I
C
K

Bortles throwing motion is trash

>no pick six

shit

How many more plays until we get told about the hot new CBS drama making it's debut after this match?

>THE GRADUATE OF STANFORD UNIVERSITY

The Vikings still got the best QB from the 2014 NFL draft

rather watch ads than BBC

>Europeans talking about blacks

Go back to watching your third world ball, Filip

>Bortles

Threadly reminder that the team that arrives at London first almost always wins

Scotch eggs and a nice cup of Earl Grey

>knee literally exploded during a non-contact practice

>60%

Yet Teddy still has the same amount of wins in 2016 as Bortles does

Who was that?

friendly reminder that the team that supplies their own toilet paper for the london game almost always win

Good goy

America is overrun by blacks. Their government lies about the numbers to make the remaining whites feel better.

>try to get Brits into the NFL
>give us the Jags as """our""" team

Whats the problem?

Le fourteen touchdowns nine interceptions man

why london?

literally 20 years too late NFL is ded

When the Jags move to London, will they be the team that nobody wants to play for? I imagine the players won't appreciate having to live thousands of miles away from family. In the rain.

There's a federal law requiring one every 3 plays. I'm not sure if this law will be obeyed overseas

Better than French Canadiens!

>Jacksonville Bromwich Albion

>englel
>most popular TV network is literally called the BBC

Could this country be any more of a cuck?

is this how westcoast fags feel EVERY SUNDAY?

holy shit what a miserable way to watch football

>all the poor bonglets in the crowd who brought their fathers who are devoted to association football who are desperately trying to explain how its about to get good
>in a colts-jags game

Every year it's this "when they move blablaa"

No, they're not moving there. Ever.

>touchdown
>you dont have to touch the ball down like in rugby

what did they mean by this

most nfl players are black so the only family they have is their mother who they can move and illegitimate children who they dont want to be near

Yes, and Bortles' 35 TDs last season helped lead the team to a.... 5-11 record. That's the difference between the two I guess, Teddy doesn't care about stats and wants to win, I guess Blake just goes for the stats.

>7 white players on the colts offense including the most important job

That's over half of their offense.

lmao why would they bring their own toilet roll? that seems weird

literally can't beat pic related

do Brits at least like the team colors and uniforms for the Jaguars? They will be yours

aw, they have cute little jaguar flags to wave

is NFL really going to die, lads?

all I hear is about how it's losing numbers and going to have to basically become a non-contact sport because of concussion

FIRE PAGANO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

LOSING TO THE FUCKING JAGS

FUCKING CROMARTIRE

TOUCHDOWNNNNNN

No, it's absolutely trash. At least if they did move they would get a total rebranding.

colts o-line has been the worst in the league for 5+ years now so i wouldnt really use them as an argument

is this bortles first time getting a TD in the first quarter?

Honestly if the UK gets an NFL team it shows how pathetic the NFL is

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It's only losing numbers because of the nogs who are kneeling due to the ANTHEMN

Once the election season is over it'll be back to normal

aren't they adorable little flags?

Jax had like 30th defense last year and had to play from behind nearly every game forcing them to go pass heavy.

They'll have to draft players using a butterfly net and some chloroform.

Why are they trying to push the jaguars on you guys? I don't get it

sleep tight carson

>Best QB out of the 2014 class

our best hope is that he gets murdered by a muslim while there since irsay is too coked out to care anymore

the nfl is not dying, if anything its getting bigger. TV is whats dying, we have way more people not watching the games on TV and instead streaming it "illegally" online. and yeah the whole injury situation has the game pretty neutered. although injuries are actually becoming MORE frequent surprisingly

>americans spend literal hours every week staring at big sweaty black men

do you cùcks watch this with your daughters and girlfriends too?

>Muk Donald's

Ours are segregated to one area. We also aren't required to use bulletproof glass at fast food restaurants.

They'll have british and euro players

Do they have cottonell clean care in your country?

Cuz that stuff is the toilet paper of the gods. I buy it by the case 4 times a year.

>EN EF EL ES SPONSAHD BUY, STAHTE FAHM

no

le be black and get injured man

>living in an irrelevant country

that based baby

MAC DONALHDS

You know, I thought Germany blitzkrieging your country would teach you a little about sensitivity.

Their colors include teal. Teal is a color designed to attract black fans if you think about it.

What else is colored teal that attracts black people? Newports.

>illegal bump

>Luck
>Human

My ancestry may be Belgian but you guys are faggots

They want us to have someone, and the Jaguars are apparently the worst team with the fewest fans.

They are busy servicing the rest of the blacks in their ghetto neighborhoods. I believe the term is reparations.

>Not fucking your daughter and girlfriend at the same time while watching football.
As expected of the country that is only known for being a checkpoint for the Germans when they want to invade France.

I still don't get why they keep putting shit tier teams in London. Why not the Patriots vs the Broncos? Something that's going to be exciting.

why aren't the jags playing miles jack?

Anybody else uncomfortable with all the cheerleaders basically all white females and the players are basically all black males?

they are tho

5 seconds play
2-3 minutes pause and adverts
5 seconds play
2-3 minutes pause and adverts

They need to speed that shit up, because I really like the sport

Doesn't surprise me, no idea why they thought Florida needed 3 teams.

based gore running angry as fuck

Because one of those teams would have to give up a home game and hell will freeze over before Robert Kraft gives up a Patriots home game.

>he can slide now
Fucking cucky ducky you lying sack of shit

Natural order

honestly, I'd like it if they actually tried to get the fans set up like they do in most wembley games where if you're actually a fan of either team playing you can sit in a designated zone and be amongst your own fans rather than randoms wearing chiefs/packers jerseys

Patriots played in london once, it was a blowout.

Who else watching the game with wife's boyfriend's parents here?

REMINDER THE PATS LOSE TODAY TO THE FUCKING BILLS. DONT FORGET. FUCKING GOING TO LOSE.

yeah my wife loves football

>tfw she's rocking pic related's jersey w/no pants today

why would that make anyone uncomfortable

I feel this too. I'm predicting a big day for the Bills on both offense and defense.

Antonio cromartie still has a job wee lad

>colts forced to turn to meme plays already

oh boy

tfw your team is the only game on so everyone is talking about you.

Feels good man

Laterals are a meme, right?

I'm sure that only happened because the Patriots found a new way to cheat while in london. Soccer stadiums must provide a lot of good vantage points to steal play calling.

i'm watching this in my manshed with my chasity belt on. the wife has a friend over and told me to watch it there rather than in the living room

>supporting a literal douchebag

>rocking her black bull with no pants
Americucks get your shit together

Only if you're a beta white nationalist male

It is strange, a team named after the people that kicked a certain country's ass is wildly popular in said country.

maybe black women don't wanna do it bruh

Replace today's clots/jags match up with a different match up from this week to make it more exciting.

>Luck running, throwing, killing Jags
Neat

damn it looks like i struck a sensitive chord, i apologize my morbidly obese swarthy friends

Imagine travelling 4000 miles, getting jet-lagged, losing the game, losing your winning streak, and ruining a potential Super Bowl season. You wouldn't want to risk it. So instead, they only send teams that have absolutely no chance of reaching the Owl.

grigson signs players by booting up madden 08 and sorting by overall ratings worked out wonderfully with Gore Johnson and Cro so far

morning Britbros. hope you all have a good day

>who /hungover/ here?

>letting 4 defenders sack luck at the same fucking time

jesus, nice o-line there indiana

My son is going over to my wife's boyfriends house today, What kind of football jersey will make me my sons favorite Dad?

literally any other one

Idk, my gf buys all that shit lel

I still think it's funny that videotaping signals wasn't illegal until the Patriots did it.

good thing I'm none of those

Russel wilson

How good are the Waffles there?

European NFL fans = American soccer fans

fuck this dink and dunk, let luck roll out and chuck dragons

if he stays in the pocket he's going to get heemed

Glad we can share this semen slurping sport with you Britbros.

Should just put luck out there with 10 children with terminal illnesses. Would save cap space.

When we getting our own team then senpai? The banter potential for London winning the superbowl is extreme.

Stick to waffles, bruh. Leave sports for the rest of the world.

5-1

nice meme

Cred Forums Pass user since September 2013.

enojying football requires testosterone production thats a bad comparison

sleep tight carson

>my gf buys all that shit
so, you pick the package up with your right hand? neat.

pats bros are we going to win today? i feel weird.

oh, hey colts

Hello newfag

Wait what?

Everyone did it, the Patriots were the only team to still do it after it was made illegal, and then get caught.

Don't forget Goodell covered for their asses by destroying all the evidence and intimidating witnesses into silence so we'll never know the extent of what they did.

>No Sammy Watkins
>Rex talking shit all week
Belichick will not allow a loss tonight

Who /despise Brits/ here?

Nigga you need some beer and burgers

It's called homoeroticism. As a new pats fan you will get used to it.

why would goodell blow it all out of proportion and then cover their asses after?

Fuck off with your meme pass

Indeed, just like well never know if Peyton Manning put his sack on a trainer and took PEDs

>iphone is finally water resistant
>Screen has increased chance of cracking

>Canada
>talking

when is ivory gonna an hero

Peyton Manning's retirement is the cringiest retirement in the history of sports.

Prove me wrong.

stream?

L O N D O N
O
N
D
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Glad you agree:

Anyone else think this is the most boring season in a long time?

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soccerstreamsarena.com/indianapolis-colts-vs-jacksonville-jaguars-live-nfl-02-oct-2016/

he just has CTE.

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fuck me these teams are bad

>America
>prepping

You silly leaf, it was the rest of the league that was calling for blood because of how brazen the Patriots were in cheating. Goodell not only silenced them all but then gave the team a slap on the wrist and then made people believe it was an actual punishment.

And then the Patriots get caught cheating again.

The commericials are bad but good for him. Get's to chill and still get paid millions to do adds.

colts are gonna go 7-9 and win the division

For real.

This is the most boring game I've seen so far this year.

I don't know why they pick such shit teams to play in london if they're trying to expand the market.

If I was a bong and this was my first NFL game, I would never watch again.

>this horseshit game when City are playing Spurs

i swear to god i read this same comment last season

I definitely do.

On the other hand college football has been amazing

the nba isn't for 3 more weeks muhammad

Live in Green Bay and have to say Favre had the cringiest retirement . Last game he played for the packers I was at the game and threw a pick to lose us the game in the nfc championship game

Sorry lad, most teams are better than these clowns.
The only reason any of the AFC south has had games in the playoffs is because one has to.

I'm sure there's a lot of autists like that

maybe there should be a Euro Cred Forums meet up in London before one of the games

>adbreak with 3 secs to go
>camera won't move from the obviously american fatasses

Based Twigg.

Why are people all standing so close to the boundary? Seems kinda dangerous when some enormous athlete wearing protective gear is running full pelt towards you.

Who /latemorningcoffee/ here?

>Osi Umeniyiora says he'd trade one of his SB rings for an Olympic gold

Fugggg

Everyone in the stands looks so bored, lol

I can't tell if the sport itself is shit or the games I end up watching are shit, maybe its a mixture of both. It's too stop start твн.

First team with a losing record to make it to the superbowl.

Book it.

if they add olympic football we could send a high school team and win every game by 50

They crash every now and then. I guess its part of the game.

it isn't a good sport to watch when you're alone

Cred Forums threads are necessary when you don't have friends

the colts will be good when irsay experiments with bath salts and ends up killing himself, grigson, and pagano

U cum from lnd dwn under m8?

Neither team has any sort of rhythm so it's just
>2 yrd rush
>incomplete pass
>3 yrd rush
>punt

Every drive

Most games are better than that

Colts won 2 playoff games with their last non-dead squad.

Most of them aren't watching their team and are instead watching two of the shittiest teams in the league play the shittiest game of the year. Ofc they're bored.

they'd be 10-9

They always seems so slow to react too, like deers caught in headlights.

>10 am on weekend
>early

On my first cup now, I'm ready to suck the day's dick.

I was in Wembley for Dolphins-Raiders two years ago

It was fucking awesome

>apehoop
>relevant

lads the stream i'm watching doesn't show the ads, i'm spending most of my time looking at this

Is Malik Jackson a FA bust?

Why did people stand so close to full speed racing cars?

Dude literally said he only signed for the money

I said late morning. I usually get up around 6:00 during the week and 7:30 on the weekends, so this is late for me

Have you always had to punt for your fourth down? I swear that a few years ago, you could just play it normally, and if you still didn't get your ten yards, the other team then took possession from you.

>jaguar player

yes

link?

shouldn't you be used to disappointing football in wembley?

It's 1am on a monday morning here m8, kinda hard to watch with mates especially when they don't follow the sport
can you recommend a patrician super bowl to watch for a seething casual?

Come on Jags.

It's a great example of what happens when players get there money.

You dont have to, but most of the time teams punt on fourth down

oooh we dead audio on the BBC again

Panthers/Pats

Jesus even the sacks are boring

youtube.com/watch?v=pO8B2KUgmPE

Lel

You don't have to punt, it's just that if you go for it and fail on fourth down, the other team gets the ball from that spot, whereas if you punt it you can get them back into their own 20, so further from your endzone

>pay your franchise qb a gorillion dollars
>forgot to fix your o-line

Which PL would most likely make it in the NFL?

What a fucking abysmal penalty, what the FUCK

I've decided that this game sucks. Sorry Britbros.

That is why you don't chase free agents and draft and develop talent from within the team.

>woke up early for this bullshit game

Superbowl 49 was one of the best ones in recent history.

If you want to be a skins fan like me, watch XXII and XXVI

Doug and Mark were based

how long have you been on this board, can't you speak fucking english?

Teams don't have to. But if you are not close enough to go for a field goal (or if there are too many yards to convert for a first down), teams would rather punt than give the opposing team advantageous field position (short field).

Touchbacks go to the 25 yard line now, not the 20

>blow the whistle before you actually sack Luck

thanks for the easy mode no fun league

You can, but they give up the ball where its at if you don't make it. With that easy position, theyre guaranteed at least a field goal. Its too risky to do usually unless its a do or die situation.

These teams are pretty shit to pull them off but the Colts will probably try some memes on 4th down soon enough because theyre the Colts.

only on kickoffs

They are big tough guys. Wouldn't fit the picture if they screamed and jumped away like nervous cats.

this quarterback in the white has no vision

What the fuck is this buzzing noise?

Good banter

Cool, thanks. People have started saying you have to when they explain the rules, so I was wondering if they'd changed it.

Clotsfags, how has Ryan Kelly been? I wanted Scot McCloughan to draft him.

Cardinals/Steelers

>tfw Cards fan and still recommending this.

he has tremendous field vision actually he just gets killed if he holds the ball more than 2 seconds

No, a touchback is a touchback.

>try to promote NFL in UK
>consistently send some of the worst teams to play over there

what did Goodell mean by this?

the sound of everyone in the stadium snoring

I have a pretty bad hangover desu

That's wrong though. Touchbacks on punts go to the 20. Touchbacks on kickoffs go to the 25

no it isn't you retard literally look up the rules

Packers Patriots

Really wish they beat them tbqh, they cant keep getting away with it!

The pain and memes aside, it was a great game.

Why do they buzz to snore?

if they want to give us a team just give us a team so even if they're shit they'll be ours and we'll cheer them

This game has been exactly what I expected it to be.

cards steelers was the most exciting that i can remember

Cheers lads watching the highlights now

bruh who even are you, get the fuck outta here

Yeah, probably just easier to explain that way, and teams do punt it on 4th down most of the time, they really only go for it on 4th and short and losing with under 2 mins left

When the Patriots get Brady back you'll see them going for QB sneaks on 4th and short a lot

baka

Colts need to catch the damn ball.

Lmao what, Luck is from London?

I hate adam vinatieri so much, career ending injury when

Vinatieri still amazes me

i cant think of a better place to watch the game than buffalo wild wings.

No wonder luck is so ugly, he grew up in London

Oh damn consider me rek'd

Didn't realize we literally /college/ now

Who else watching the game with wife's boyfriend's parents here?

After the 65 yarder senpai

Most exciting would probably be Rams Titans, closest a game could of probably gotten.

when you first have sex, aka, never

...

They should be paying Vinatiere Luck's salary

hey buddy, no bully Eesti

no one except wayne has been able to catch for years allen is an assured 3 drops and or a fumble per game. hilton drops a pass or two a game for the fuck of it

he spent 3 years there when he dad ran NFL Europe or some shit

Are kick returners literal retards?

It seems like every team now has a second dude down there to be his babysitter and make sure he doesn't run it out like a dumbass

>Our best player is literally going grey
Just shut it all down.

his dad worked across europe for european football

You tell him, Teemu

can people who arent' the qb throw the ball?

test

>that attempt at a spin

More to keep the opposing special team from making him kill.

BLAKE VICK

somehow league of legends Esports has been more entertaining than this god damn game.

andrew is going bald but his hair isn't grey

Not a lot of job security to be accrued from taking a knee, since anyone can do that.

Exactly, they're not as smart as you.

yes.

daquell jackson

Yes. Look at the OP for the /nfl/ thread.

>Packers on a bye week this week

There's a few conditions but see

yes but you can only throw the ball forward once per down

no they are too weak

these teams look practically amateur in some of these plays lmao

No. And the original rule was that you had to be white to throw the ball. The changed it years because because blacks were complaining. As usual.

New thread when?

they only give you a shot if you are an alpha as fuck WR

Yes, but you can only throw it forwards once per play. So sometimes the quarterback will throw the ball sideways, and the guy who catches it throws it forwards, for a meme play.

Anyone can throw it backwards at any time, like in rugby, but they almost never do.

yup, as long as the pass they receive was backwards and behind the line of scrimmage

Look at Edelman's pass vs Ravens

AFC South right now is worse than the NFC West was when the Seacucks and Rams were battling to go 6-10 and win the divison. You're basically watching the shittiest teams that arent the Browns or Bears

Baseball is by far the best American sport.

wow great exciting and well played game today this will surely grow the nfl internationally with such a display undeniable excitement and not at all semen slurping

Best draft pick.

Holy shit stop fucking Bortles

git gud

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>boreball

disgusting

my mom finished my laundry. now i have clean socks to jerk off into. :)

Because they are, the Colts have a couple packer players that were rejects.

>Not watching basedball

What are ya, gay or somethin?

this is why nobody likes our sport. I can't even defend this shit

>that jaguar roar completely audible
Sad

smart genius poster

This better?

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Negative Nancy

wait what did he do that was taunting?

>taunting

Fuck this gay ass league

Something needs to happen already, jeez.

does your mom notice that you mess your socks?

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>Flags. Flags everywhere.jpg

NO FUN LEAGUE

O shit

New

Stop killing our players

This crowd is fucking terrible lmao

I've never seen so many mudslimes in a football thread before

the nfl should apologize to these people

>2012

oldfag

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>helmet to helmet unnecessary roughness
>taunting after the play
how the fuck do those offset?

he spun the ball in front of the defender
It's retarded but whatever.

You sound like me mum

no fucks given either way.