NFL General: P*ts get BTFO edition

If I admit that Carr is unironically elite and better than Rivers will the raidnig fans agree to stop shitposting here?

once a choker always a choker
>losing to a two-man team with both players already out of the NFL

Say hello to the Very Good White Black QB

no more 7-9 bullshit

>Tardinals in free fall

Lel that assraping by the Pats killed their whole season

>its a cuckme recites emo shit episode

Oh no way, he's never moved a team then took them to the superbowl.

He's just shit and Kronke is retarded

What's his win percentage on challenge flags tho?

What's wrong with the NFC?

>Realization that Cards and Panthers have same record as the Bears and Jags.
>All Card/Panther fans on suicide watch.

>6 hour game in Tampa

I have never shitposted about the team as myself, but I cannot stop the others from doing so.

pls kill me

TYBC

...

We top of the division now.

>What's wrong with the NFC?

they only have 2 good teams, Viqueens and Eagles

What's wrong with Dat Bird?

Pepper your angus, Stoolers

They have an offense that relies heavily on big plays. Palmer has lost a step and can't make the throws anymore.

Who else?

>Jaguars won
>Bears won
>Chargers trying their hardest to give the game to the Saints

Browns are the only hope.

Half the problem was removed today. Now we just need to eliminate the other half

>yfw NFC East is actually good and competitive

If either of those teams make it to the owl they would definitley get BTFO by the holy Pats-Broncos-Steelers alliance.

Wentz and it's not even close

So how long until Caldwell is fired? Eagles are gonna push our shit in next week. Their defense is built to fuck up the Lions guards/center so I'm expecting a big blowout. Only problem is that he currently has the best winning record of any lions coach since like the 30's or something but maybe with our new GM and another shit show like last season Caldwell can get canned.

A-are the rams elite?

This weekend has no been kind to cardinals

Anyone else feel sorry for Julio and Fitz?
They're never gonna win a ring even though theyre GOAT

Should demand trade for pats

What did they mean by this?

>Who the fuck is the tallest midget?

Soon he's gonna retire you mean

we are still leading the division brother let these kids have their day in the sun

It all makes sense now..

WE'RE ALWAYS SINKING; AN ENDLESS CIRCLE

WE'RE ALWAYS SINKING; AN ENDLESS CIRCLE

do you really think anyone is scared of Smeth?

no theyre just memeing t b h

>implying the vikings and broncos arent the same fucking team

>team Mystic
maybe they should help take back our gyms instead of protesting a false narrative

Thank you, based Carr.

>tfw chargers

>shut out @home by Rex Ryan
I don't care what number QB you were playing, that shit is inexcusable

I'm afraid of Marcus Peters though.

Team instinct amiright?

do you really think anyone is scared of a team that got BTFO by the fucking iggles?

I'm sad for Fitz

I like Carr

They aren't. The Broncos are the defending Super Bowl champions and 4-0. The Vikings haven't proven shit.

kill yourself

Carr or Wentz Cred Forums?

the broncos aren't 4-0

That game is over. They should have just called it instead of a weather delay.

This isn't the NBA faggot.

Looks like some false flag fuckery

>jets fans leaving with 12 minutes to go in the fourth

Damn. Their spirit was broken.

the game is objectively not over

carr

You know the cuckaneers aren't coming back

even god hates the buccs

>The Raiders, Patriots, Texans, and Ravens all have the same record
Cool.

lel
>beat panthers by more pts, 8 fucking sacks, 3 ints on the league MVP
>held Godgers to under 200 yards, 3 fumbles, 1 int
yeah. nothing at all

>busc fan
ahh. lol. got it now

Browns West

Just because you're a bucs fan doesn't mean you have to lie to yourself.

>mfw I have a good evening of watching football with friends and family

>"why don't (team that isn't the pats) trade (team's best player) to the pats?"
every fucking time

>This weather delay

what the fuck

i don't think they're coming back but the broncos still aren't 4-0

that's just a statement of fact

>lol. got it now.
i'm glad. otherwise i would've wondered why you can't recognize what is fact and what is fiction

>tfw the lions will fire Caldwell before the y play the Vikings
>tfw no 2 free wins

>beat the panthers by more points
>by more points
well no shit you fucking nigger

>3 fucking games
Yes. Nothing.

Close. But the Browns have at least won shit. The Chargers only have 1 AFL title while the Browns have several AAFC and NFL titles.

both are going to be top 5 QBs, but I think carr is probably going to be the better QB over all

Enjoy the bandwagon while it lasts.

the game is objectively not over

>Rams officially leading the division in week 4

HOW THE HELL DID THIS FUCKING HAPPEN?

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB TARDINALS

>this level of straw grasping
someone get this NFC south monkey some water, or he might collapse from the mental gymnastics needed to keep the tampon gay fuccin queers in this game

Patriots will go 18-1

Cap this post

>Caldwell WILL be fired
>Lions WILL get a top 10 pick
>Bob Quinn WILL get a new coaching staff

2017 is the year.

Carr will never be a top 5 QB.

go harass Allison some more fuckboy

no
kek

Are all Raiders fans this delusional?

How Chargers is it to hand an 0-3 team their first win?

It's beautiful. I cannot state how much joy I feel about it.

REMINDER:

You may ONLY post in this thread if your team is leading their division. ELITE division leading teams only.

>this level of illiteracy
i don't think the bucs are going to win

i think the game should've been called instead of this weather delay because it's apparent the broncos are the better team and are going to win, but it's a simple fact that the game wasn't called, so the broncos still aren't 4-0

Learn English

Give it up man. If the browns are the factory of sadness then they lions are the corporation of disappointment

That was English, you dolt.

>his team lost a game
Second-rate division tbqh

I'm the least delusional Raidnigger around (not the guy you responded to) but DC will be a top 10 QB for sure.

Yeah, if a foreign scum was writing it.

...

So who are we drafting #1 overall this year?

Top 10 at sucking ass.

You wanna fuck about it?

Top 10 sure. Not top 5.

They gave the Saints their first win in 2012 as well, the year Sean Payton was suspended and they started 0-4

Serious question here

How much money would you give up in your contract if it meant the team you'd stay with is guaranteed to go to Superb owl? Not saying they'd win but you'd at least make it there

Chargers will own the basement this year. 2-3 will be split between Raiders/Chiefs and the Broncos will take it.

St. Louis regretting not to help build a new stadium?

>your team
>your reaction at today's game

>Chargers
>pic related

15 percent

>memeing this hard
Belicheat coaching tree is a proven failure

Fucking Lions. I win $130 on a $5 parlay bet if they cover.

He's already arguably one this year and I don't really see any signs of him regressing in later seasons.

seeing that the panthers are kill i think it's time we sat down and had this dialogue

is there any division in the league with a worse collection of defenses than the nfc south?

think they're even worse than the afc south at this point

Well, at least they placed 2nd in the AFCW that season.

if bill belichick had ordered his thugs to attack the other team's quarterback before the game he would be banned from the league for life, but that's none of my business

I'm lubed up and ready to go, faggot.

I would play for league minimum if it meant playing in the superbowl every year

on a scale of Chorgers to Superb owl 29 i'd say its somewhere around firing the HC after a 14-2 season and playoff appearance

0 percent

winning owls is nice but it's not gonna keep me and my family comfy in retirement

and who the fuck would work their ass off playing this game and being the best at it only to take less money than you know you are worth

fucking cucks, that's who

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>Seahawks
>Wilson didn't get murdered

All smiles man

That is essential Chargers.

All titles left to Baltimore. Browns haven't got shit.

>raiders

Fucking chargers literally cost me 500$ you fucking faggots. I hate you, I hate the players. I cannot forgive this and I will not forget this. Die.

JIMMY'S BACK

$0

I'm not risking my body just for a ring. Fuck you, pay me.

>Raiders
My heart cannot take these kinds of games. Fucking Carrdiac Kids.

Hey man, can you paste that Bucs winning pasta. The one where the guy is used to the team winning so he misses when the team was bad. I think at one part it says "Another win? Just put it among the rest"

Yeah, well, I hate you cunts, too.

I'd bet money he's got seriously more potential to be a top 5 QB than the younger back in the league today.

Big fucking deal, they shared a division with the 2-14 chefs and the raiders. It's like being the smartest pats fan.

Am I married to a rich as fuck supermodel?

Pretty easy to say as a bonafide NEET, isn't it?

>Seahawks

>Broncos have to play Atlanta next week
>possible with a second string rookie QB

Why would you ever bet on the biggest chockers in the AFC?

Nope, I'm against government-funded stadiums. It's just football.

there's one thing i'll definitely miss, now that the bucs are an elite team

it's the thrill of winning, just winning alone, no matter how inconsequential and frivolous the game may be. you guys know what i mean?

i mean, i'm looking ahead to next week against the texans and i don't even care. it's already another win in my mind. i'm not crowding my mind with pointless projections for exactly how the bucs are going to btfo of a stupidly named team and their meme dlman (texas texans though? really). i'm thinking big picture: playoffs, superbowls, and dynasties

not if, but when

and only "how" when asking "how many"

old me would be salivating at the mere prospect of keeping the game close and not getting humiliated. present me doesn't even consider the texans, and most other teams in the league desu, a worthy foe for the bucs

yesterday, lovie, the players, fans, and everyone was going crazy just because they narrowly beat a sloppy saints team

today, i feel nothing

a win? just dump it among the rest. find a spot.

just another bump in the road, crack in the path

and i feel

nothing

sorry guys i didn't want to get all depressive and deep but i can feel the weight of having an elite team and it's a terrifying monotony desu

h

Assuming the Vikings win and the Steelers win:

1. Vikings
2. Patriots
3. Seahawks
4. Raiders
5. Cowboys
6. Broncos
7. Rams
8. Ravens
9. Steelers
10. Chiefs

Don't worry. Falcons are just pretenders. They will implode when they face a real defense. Panthers defense might be the worst in the league.

Why are black people so bad at quarterback?

>Colts

Forward down the field
A charging team that will not yield
When the blue and silver wave
Stand and cheer the brave
RAH! RAH! RAH!
Go hard win the game
With honor you will keep your fame
Down the field and gain
A Lion victory
GOOOOOOOOO LIONS!!!!

>chockers

I can't imagine how hard your life must be.

I remember I put down 400$ for the chorgers to win it all in 08 or 09 or some shit.

>best offense and best defense
>shits pants in playoffs

Fucking die of a kidney stone

Why are you so obsessed with a team with a 3rd string QB with a bum hand losing to a defensive minded division rival? Everyone in NE and the Pats organization is thrilled they went 3-1 without Brady and you are treating that 1 win like you won the Super Bowl.

It doesn't matter at all.
Wentz.

>lost a close game after leading for a big chunk of it
meh, not entirely surprised they lost but they were close
>Bowman carted off the field
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

thanks b. It's my all time favorite pasta

If Brady gets five rings he is the undisputed GOAT, no debate

This Tell me you'd take less money when you're actually working for it.

My uncle played with Bobby Layne.

>Jags

they won because the Colts went full retard on 4th down but I'm not complaining

>since the 49ers beat the Rams, the Rams have gone undefeated while the 49ers have gone winless

Really makes you think.

Lynch played well today. Siemian could have returned, but they wanted to let Lynch finish it out because the Bucs suck and it gave them an opportunity to see Lynch play in a regular season game.

The Falcons suck.

Why would you ever worry.

Nice Quads

also muh oppression

They try to move around and run, which results in them getting BTFO

Not sure why they would. The Rams will always be the third team they root for

>2. Patriots
>6. Broncos
I'm sorry, which of those teams has a loss today?

Actually if he gets five he ties with Charles Haley.

>why are the panthers retarded enough to let their elite qb run like a power running back?
ft4u

np

i thought you were just going to use it for your team

but being in a better team will arguably get you better performance wouldn't it?

injuries happen no matter who you are. risking your body to know you won't make it in the superb owl is stupid isnt it?

>black
>people

Wewlad.

>leading the AFC east
>accomplishment.

Beating the Bucs by less than 30 is equal to a loss

take that back, you racist shit

i'm black and i assure you i'm more human than you'll ever be

weakest bait of the day

What's the deal with the Broncos game? How long is this gonna be delayed?

>IMPLYING

Lets get this shit start. What will be YOUR face when the Los Angeles Rams take the NFC west?

fuck off samefag
go talk about little girls being fuckable some more faggot

>Tom Brady next week

FINALLY

The Falcons have scored far and away the most points so far
Also yours is just in general a complacent and losing viewpoint

Kroenke wouldn't have given a cent towards a St. Louis stadium. He wanted out and he got it.

>patriots #2 after that piss poor performance against Buffalo.

lolno.

If you don't have the confidence to believe you can put a team on your back and win titles anyway then maybe you aren't as good as people say you are and actually deserve to be paid less

be less of a beta cuck would you please

>Implying any division besides AFCN is competitive

I will take nothing back. Learn your place, nigger. Here, a gift for you.

Injuries happen and shorten your career. Get your fucking money. Fuck winning.

>brady back next week
scared faggot?

>i'm black
>i'm human

ITT: Loser cry babies who aren't built to be #1's

>division that has the browns in it
>competitive

I know at this rate Cam will have to start pissing and burning american flags at BLM rallies to stay relevant.

>iggles
>get blown out by Steelers
???

Reminder that the Patriots have been punished for cheating during all 4 SB runs.

>the third best team in the AFC West just beat the team with the best record in the AFC North

Really makes you think

the falcons have scored so many points because three of their games have been against nfc south opponents, all of which have proven themselves to have shit defense

you are both confused

i am the human. you are just a memelord.

>the Eagles would be blown out by the Steelers
34-3

What will your reaction be when Matt Ryan wins MVP?
He only leads the NFL in every category and made the Panthers defense look like the Browns defense.

Against bad defenses.
They won't do shit against the Broncos' elite pass rush and secondary.

Why do you do this every year Lake? You know it's a matter of when and not if Matt Ryan will collapse.

stop lying to yourself

this can be true for nba or if you're a pitcher but NFL is the most team sport there is. no one person can elevate a team unless you're a GOAT qb talent

so you play for money and not to win? that's the dumbest mentality in sport

How is he going to win MVP when he gets sacked 4 times and throws 2 picks next week?

>Matt Ryan
literally who?

Will be happy since he was a BC boy

I was going to use it for my team. I think you would be disappointed who my team is though.

Cowboys going 15-1

The beginning of the end lads

so you play for the owner the make money while you destroy your body? THAT is the dumbest mentality in sports

I think it's cute when you jungle bunnies get all uppity. How was the watermelon?

Everyone knows the Steelers and Bengals are better than the Ravens though.

Cowboys going 15-1

Loser mentality. Yeah we know objectively that football's a team sport but every player has to have to confidence to believe they're the fucking shit and can singlehandedly win games. You don't get to be the fucking best in the world thinking you're only great as long as you have great teammates around you.

git gud faggot

its not too late

repent now and be forgiven once the playoffs start

You may only reply to this post if you're team is 3-1.

Not so fast, 4-0.

ITT: SHIT WIDE RECEIVERS

More like SB MVP

A new QB hopefully

What if the Browns destroy the Patriots?

Literally watch more football.

>being a namefagging memelord
This isn't Cred Forums fuck off

>Has the worst O-line in the league
>Lynch retired
>sprains his ankle and MCL
>still throws 3 touchdowns and 300 yards.

Why is he so perfect, bros?

For who

>you now remember the Patriots getting blown out 41-14 two years ago
week 4 game too

>at ratbirds game
>fucking hate the ratbirds but friend had free tickets
>two raiders fans get into a fight, get hauled out of the stadium to jail
>two fans
>of the same fucking team

Is there a worse fan base in sports?

The New England JUSTS

>The Chargers are 1-2 this season in games they've led by 13+ points in 4th quarter. The rest of the NFL is 25-0 in such games

That's my Chargers.

cause he's white.

nah i won't be disappointed

at this point i just appreciate the feeling that i've made someone somewhere happy, or have otherwise improved the quality of their existence

you're a qt meme

>Rodney and Coach, who is the best team in the AFC?
>"Patriots"
>"Yeah, Patriots"

Really makes me think

I am.

Put your trip back on, nigger. Oh, don't tell me you actually like the darkness?

>#DENvsATL
>or #ATLvsDEN; whatever
Yes obviously we are in agreement about Denver's D being superior to what Atlanta has faced so far. But simply blowing off Atlanta and assuming a victory is the kind of attitude that throws games away. Just ask the Patriots about whatever year that was

Trade you our bust for yours

>golden tate falling into nothing

but he was so good on the Seahawks man.

m-muh failmary

Seahawks will take him off your hands. What do you want in a trade? I'll forward it over to JS himself. I got his phone number. If it's good, he'll give the okay.

>First sunday off in a while (not that I care because I get time and a half on sunday)
>Pats completely shit the bed

Fucking lame, wish I worked today

i'm not saying you won't make money but the ultimate goal of football is to win a championship. what's the point of playing then?

wouldn't you have more confidence when your team consistently wins? why would you feel confidence playing for the Browns for example?

The Falcons are probably losing next week, but the way things are going they have a high likelyhood of going to the playoffs regardless, and Ryan is playing better than anyone in the league.

If you watched the game you'd agree that Ryan just looks completely different this season. Mobile in the pocket, accurate throws across his body on the run, and deep bombs in the endzone to literal whos (also literal Ju's). I hope this continues. Ryan is playing like a god right now.

His has GOAT level mentality. Also cool and calm.

Because blacks are steered away from playing QB during their formative years by coaching staff who typecast them for their athleticism as WRs and RBs.

>Dat bird
Kill me now

embarassing

I don't believe you.

>300 yards to julio
>OMG RYAN IS SO ELITE

has there ever been a bigger wr babby?

did someone say worst O-line in the league?

cuckme is literally right here you stupid sack of shit, how can I be him

I don't play for the fucking team. My confidence doesn't matter. The Broncos aren't going to overlook them. Talib and Harris will look at what the Falcons did today and want to make a statement shutting them down.

But Dak is doing good

Oh bullshit. Niggers lack the discipline and intelligence needed to play the position well. Of course there have been a FEW exceptions.

Is Matt Ryan elite again?

>Chiefs upset Steelers cap it

Wings or Calzone

>Ryan Fitzpatrick is 5th player in the last 30 seasons to throw 10+ interceptions in 1st 4 games of a season

>naners
>filthy Frank putting a shotgun in his mouth.png

Vince Young is that you? Just because your confidence is literally so fragile it gets shattered by a couple of losing seasons doesn't mean that's how it is for your average NFL player.

all these white boys jealous of the bbc

Brady is coming back you false flagging faggot.

Hiro sells Cred Forums to reddit

>2015
>started 5-1
>finished 7-9
You just don't fucking learn do you Lake

Doctor who rules!!

>This time is in 2nd place of the AFC South.

WELCOME TO DETROIT, MARVIN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Willing to wager something on this prediction Lake?

He better beat the Browns next week or Cred Forums is going to meme the shit out of the Pats

that's a cute girl.

yfw the Falcons meet the Vikes in the NFCCG and cuck them yet again

>Marvin Jones next week: I now see why Megatron retired.

Didn't Ryan just BTFO the Saints when Julio only had one reception?
What about in 2013 when both Roddy White were out for the season, but he still was top 5 in yards?

Julio is one of the best if not the best WR in the NFL, but he does not just throw up jump balls. Coming into this game Julio Jones was the 3rd leading receiver on the team.

Also in general, it takes two. Good WRs aren't GOAT without GOAT QBs. See Rice, Moss, Irvin, Harrison, etc.

Of course

no that's boy.

I might be scared if I thought there was literally any shot in hell of the Falcucks making the playoffs

Vikes won't get past the wild card round with Bradford lel

I dig the Chiefs all-white.

>memeing this hard
It's just sad desu

*team

Apologize.

>obligatory FOOTBALL IN POOPER

Dude the falcons looked real nice today. NFCS is pretty much a lock for them if the Panthers and Saints continue to underperform

>Moss

yeah, Culpepper was a real GOAT.

Whatever happened to home teams wear white?

Not until he has >4YPC

Someone on this board yesterday said he sucks unironically theres some real butt hurt fucktards on here

>Saints continue to underperform
Who was expecting the Saints to do anything?

He's shown up one game out of four. I'm not convinced yet.

>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 16s16 seconds ago
>The initial fear for #49ers LB NaVorro Bowman is that he tore his Achilles, a source said. He'll have an MRI tomorrow. Would be devastating.

$(ers can't catch a break

>Bowman's injury is to his lower leg
>speculation is its an achilles tendon injury

i have no suitable words for these feels...

Right, i forget theyre rebuilding. I meant the Bucs sorry

>1/4
this is his 2nd 100+ yard game in a row

Please watch the fumble and stop at the 11 second mark. I don't know what to think...

youtube.com/watch?v=bcXncK_zy4g

>mfw Ryan has a 10.5 YPA

>Tom Brady
Culpepper was a multi-year pro bowler and one of the best QBs of his era though.

Only 25% of the season has been played, user. Ask again when it's 50%

[spoiler]and the LA fan base either put Fisher on a pedestal or want his head, based on the win record[/spoilers]

F

Reply to this post if your team is 4-0

Not so fast >Pats fans

Culpepper sucked once his knee got BTFO

>49ers went from the one of the best LB corp ever to the dumpster fire that they currently are

What happened?

until he chokes like he does every year

The Falcons are in the tough part of their schedule, and they play the Broncos then Seahawks next.

Still though, even if they lose both games, they're tied for first in the division at worst, and the schedule gets easier from then on out. They have a good chance of making the playoffs at this pace.

Chargers have gone to a SB
Browns haven't

yes my weaboo shitposting friend

second time this season that the bucs have been down 20+ points in the final minutes of the 4th and winston was still out there taking hits

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Willis and Borland both said fuck it, Aldon Smith kept getting in trouble, and I don't even remember who was playing the opposite OLB position

Why didn't we draft Mariota?

>muh smoothies
even Chip's strength and conditioning has been exposed

two? retired, one has off field issues and went to the raiders, one has injury problems

Fucking sucks that I bought a Willis jersey within months of him retiring

He's had two 100+ games faggot

>tripfags in charge of understanding football
Winston is young you dumb fuck, he needs to get his reps so he can learn the position. Garbage time is the best time to play your young QBs.

end your life

Willis didn't want to keep abusing his feet for a team owned by a tard that fires a winning coach over feelings

Aldon Smith couldn't stop being Aldon Smith

Borland decided getting hit in the head sucked

Bowman and Brooks are all that's left and Bowman might be ded again...

reported pedo

Ahmad Brooks?

Their LB lineup was just fucking insane. They had 4 All-Pro caliber players playing at the same time.

BUSSY

What should I get from Dairy Queen?

A gf.

salmonella

Thank fuck brady is coming back next week.

Ty Detmer was a decent QB.

it was a patsposter originally

>sprained MCL
>bum ankle
>3 TDs and 300 yards

You cockwaffles gonna admit he's elite yet or nah.

Koy Detmer was a decent back up QB and elite field goal holder.

Every other QB on this team can fuck right off. Weak ass faggots. When is the last time Brady missed a game due to injury?

>jets defense

no

>Cardinals

winston started the entirety of last season

reps aren't so important that he should be on playing on a soaked field down 20+ points in the final minutes of the fourth quarter against a defensive line which is the best in the league and recognizes that it can pin its ears back and penetrate the line because winston has one option and that is go deep

you are dumb

you should apply for a coaching position with the bucs

He's no Matt Ryan.

A long time ago, and it was some injury.

>tfw Brady loses to the Browns on his return

Who can stop them?

Besides each other.

Eli is better than Tom in that regard too, longest playing streak, never missed a game

i didn't know they sold gf's

how dense is their menu

Tendies box and a Blizzard

>4th and 43

my sides

don't hurt as much as Winston's after they fucked him up

injuries
a meteor

You're so fucking cringeworthy.

Tendies box and a gf

08 missed the whole season with a knee scrape what a fucking pussy.

I mean Rivers played in the AFC champ game with a torn knee.

fuck you bernard pollard

i want you to make fun of me

please

humiliate me

hurt me

stop stop

don't ever stop

Never suspended either

Why isnt Krapsondick playing?

5 buck lunch that lasts all day for a limited time

Torn ACL/MCL

You couldn't play quarterback in the NFL with two perfect knees

Who are you trying to say? Charles is active he's just on a limited snap count

Because his team isn't playing.

lmao @ bucme asking how do you say hi to a girl during the game thread today

I can't do this anymore. Baltimore, can you take this team as well? Please?

He's shit

Oh a little QB named Cam Newton maybe you heard of him and his Panthers squad?

>torn ACL and MCL
>knee scrape
are you shitposting on purpose?

I meant why wasn't he plying

>mfw the Bears won a football game in 2016

Protecting his health to preserve his trade value

Are the Chiefs the worst team in the AFC?

do it harder

The pessimism surrounding the Browns is laughable. They are literally ONE good quarterback away from becoming a legit/competitive team. This season may be a bust, but all it will take is a competent draft to turn things around.

>OUT
Chiefs
Panthers
Cardinals
Redskins

>IN
Raiders
Falcons
Eagles
Rams/Giants

Is this accurate?

The Seahawks LB corps was better anyway.

>rasms

Browns
Fins
Chargers
The entire AFC South

Not even close

>They are literally ONE good quarterback away from becoming a legit/competitive team.

Couple of reasons

1. He went vegan and lost too much weight and muscle mass.
2. He and Chip do not get along that well
3. He didn't play that well last year. He would probably play better this year, but the 49ers weren't desperate enough to replace Gabbert yet.
4. Gabbert is a yes man, white runner.

You missed out. Nice to see The Raiders pull it out.

...

Not even close

"All we need is a great QB and we can finally be competitive!"
t. literally every fan of a team without a good QB

Why is NBC televising rape?

You're a special kind of stupid.

>Cred Forums
>on purpose

what do you think?

Seahawks desu. It's probably the hawks or vikings at 1a/1b though tbqh

Heard of him? His daddy plays for the Broncos.

You mean that stupid nigger who's 1-3?

Ignore it, it's an autistic trip.

Nice response loser. The Broncos won an owl with the worst QB play in the league.

So what's the deal with Tom Brady? Is his cheating reign over, or did today's game with a fucking 3rd string starter put him back into play?

>Terrelle Pryor
>Corey Coleman
>Gary Barnidge
>Isaiah Crowell
>Duke Johnson
>Joe Haden
>Emmanuel Ogbah
>Carl Nassib
>Briean Boddy-Calhoun
>Jamar Taylor
>Danny Shelton
>Ibraheim Campbell
>Derrick Kindred

We have the guys who can make plays when needed. Defense has been much better this year, and our secondary surprisingly looks okay. Pryor, Coleman, and Barnidge have all proven their playmaking ability so far this season. We have the guy we need as a head coach and we have the right coaching staff.

We just need a quarterback.

Wow. You aren't pretending. Wow.

By not being the browns they automatically don't have the worst QB play.

Hard to notice true eliteness when it's surrounded by the single best secondary of the generation.

Plus, they have a ring and are still mostly active.

What team are you referring to?

1. Ryan
2. Rodgers
3. Brees
4. Wilson
5. Carr
6. Wentz
7. Rivers
8. Dalton
9. Roethlisberger
10. Prescott

I never bet on NFL but Katie Nolan said these two teams were locks so I bet on them and won.

>namefag
>can only respond by memeing
you are the worst poster in this thread and there was a leaf here

He was being facetious you imbecile.

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>Rodgers

Hahahaha. Elite status is reserved for winning teams

wow I can't believe the jest and suckaneers lost

Pretty bad damage control. Again, wow.

>Ryan ever being an elite qb.
That's literally all he has to do is throw it to Julio when he isn't triple covered. Daunte Culpepper did the same thing when he had Moss.

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Can I get a response?

Are they reairing Cougars games?

they won't even make the playoffs

They're 2-1?

just a friendly reminder

>Seahawks offensive line

I honestly, no memeing, think he would die.

>Wilson at the 1-yard line.webm

Exactly.

I like to suck big fat black cocks.

I let tyrone fuck my girlfriend in the ass in front of me every single night.

Playoff Tier:
Dallas
Philly
New England
Ravens
Denver
Oakland
Minnesota
Atlanta

Almost There Tier:
Buffalo
Pittsburgh
Kansas City
Green Bay
Los Angeles

Already Preparing For Offseason Tier:
New York Jets
Miami
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Jacksonville
San Diego
New York Giants
Washington
Chicago
Detroit
Carolina
New Orleans
San Francisco
Arizona
The Entire AFC South

1. Brady
2. Brees
3. Rodgers
4. Ryan
5. Rivers
6. Carr
7. Wilson
8. Roethlisberger
9. Newton
10. Wentz

How can Tom Brady last an entire year with that offensive line and yet Jimmy G and Brissett can't go a game without getting hurt?

there's obviously some sort of cheating involved

Seahawks vs. Broncos now would be an interesting game. I'd like to see it happen.

you forgot the seahawks

wow

>makes a dump down pass to Sproles
>Sproles does all the work going all the way down field for the touchdown
>HOLY SHIT WENTZ IS A TOP 10 QB AFTER 3 GAMES

am I on drugs?

Why isn't Brady playing? I don't get it.

Punished for cheating

remove the rams and giants and its accurate

Oh, he's a Cred Forums troll.. Fucking stormweenies.

Put them in Playoff Tier since they're destined for it anyway.

>Dallas

Stick it in my ass tyrone.

Steelers are back to looking like SB contenders.
>KC and Pittsburgh in the same tier
>Dallas in playoff tier
>Green Bay in almost there tier
>Bengals in preparing for offseason tier
>Houston not playoff tier by default, courtesy of the rest of the AFCS
>Arizona not almost there
This list is shit.

He posts like someone from Cred Forums as well, see

I thought the suspension ended last game so that he could play this one?

every time we think it's fixed, it just gets worse

Nope it was 4 games

>Doesn't understand the entirity of that play
>Epitomizes an entire QB's skill on one play
Phil Simms is better than you at interpreting the action on the field of play.

Ah. Think Brady is gonna even try. Le that his 18-1 is ruined?

Who's the last NFC wild card then?

How would you know how Cred Forums posts?

Winston is not NFL caliber, he's the next Geno Smith.

>draft a kicker in the second round
>surprised that your team isn't fixed

Post schedule predictions based on this quarter's performance and hopes for the future

>having hope

Green Bay has been exposed most of this month, Bengals are done with Dalton, Houston doesn't deserve that luxury, and Dallas is playing really well to not be in playoff tier.

Man, Big Ben is destroying the Queefs.

Former chargers fans here

Iam now officially a #LARAMS fan for life now . I can't take being a chargers fan anymore

green bay has been a playoff team since the nineties and made it last year with adams as a primary reciever

>browns, bucs, jags and titans still have fans
honestly i just don't understand how

Cred Forums has had some great meme threads

but then you have shitposters that contribute literally nothing to threads with their one word responses

Jesus I can actually see this. Raven's, Titans, and Chorgers are all maybes at best.

can somebody post a GIF of antonio brown hump dancing the football

>salt
>salt
>more salt

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>Actually tied for 2nd in the division
How does he drew it, lads?

NFC South

>gb
>exposed
>after only 3 games with the only loss being against one of the top 3 teams right now
sure

I wouldn't know. I'm not cancer who enjoys the company of other tumors. Sad.

AFC
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Steelers
4. Texans
WC1. Bengals
WC2. Raiders

NFC
1. Vikings
2. Eagles
3. Seahawks
4. Falcons
WC1. Cowboys
WC2. Packers

Tamba Bay and Jax are nice places to live with a lot of people who live there that are fond of football.

I don't know about the titans though. I've literally never seen one in real life (I live in austin, tx) and they have a whole state for them.

>Cred Forums has had some great meme threads

Maybe you should go back.

Brady gets busted for blood doping immediately after he finally beats Denver in the conference championship and they use the narrative to win other owl. Brady retires to avoid any penalties.

source: I'm Goodell's brother and the season's outcome is already set up. This shutout loss is the 2016 equivalent of 41-14. Not going to spoil who the NFC champion is but you're in for a surprise :)

>vikings
>knowing that >we will beat NY by 30 and Chi beat Det today

DUDE PATRIOTS BRONCOS AFCCG EVERY YEAR LMAO

As all the teams look right now, what do you guys think the playoffs will look like?

AFC:
>Pats - 1 seed
>Broncos - 2 seed
>Wild card: Steelers/Ravens
>Wild card: Raiders/Texans

NFC:
>Eagles - 1 seed
>Vikes - 2 seed
>Wild Card - Falcons/Packers
>Wild Card - Rasm/Cowgals

My fantasy team is attached to the browns at the hip (crowell, barnidge, Pryor) plz keep up the offense

>NFC South teams have allowed 124, 128, 118, and 130 points through 4 weeks this season

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>seahawks
yeah good luck getting to the playoffs when wilson's knee explodes
it'll happen this season

It's almost like you're proud of being a dumb man. Meh, ignorance is bliss I suppose.

jesus

W vs. SD
W vs. KC
W @ JAX
W @ TB
W vs. DEN
BYE
L "vs." HOU
W vs. CAR
W vs. BUF
L @ KC
W @ SD
W vs. IND
L @ DEN

That would be the joke. Yup.

>chargers

Yeah...nice one guys

tyvm

>Broncos - 2 seed
They already have a leg up on the Pats and their regular season is in Denver where the Pats suck.

>Texans
>Wild Card team
Literally who in those divisions are going to challenge them?

>yeah good luck getting to the playoffs when wilson's knee explodes
He LITERALLY hadn't missed a snap for 4 years. He just shredded the Jets with no legs and has 2 weeks to get healthy.

Keep on wishing

TYBC

You were serious?

Green Bay - played 2 division rivals, teams that were built to counter them as well as they can. One is arguably the best defense in the league. The other was a close game by an inferior opponent. They also beat the Jags who have a habit of pulling Week 1 shenanigans against clearly better teams. Packers also gave their starters minimal preseason action to prevent unnecessary injury risk - this has been practiced by many teams in recent years and often means a slower than usual start. The Packers will be just fine.

You have no clue what you are talking about with the Bengals and Dalton. He was a Top 5 QB last season and is playing well this season. They looked good on Thursday for most of the game. This is also the team that hasn't fired Marvin Lewis, so I doubt they'd give up on a competent QB like Dalton unless he threw 4 INT games for the rest of the season.

Houston doesn't deserve it, but no one in the conference wants to do anything about it. The Titans may be dark horses if Mariota gets his shit straight. That defense isn't awful.

Dallas has played division rivals they know are pretenders and also hot garbage teams. Bears and 49ers may compete for Top 3 draft picks and both the Giants and Redskins may be pretenders. Bill Parcells has got the sum of Prescott pretty well when he said his success isn't his own doing, it's a perfect storm. Storms fizzle and perfect rarely continues to be. He needs to do much better under center and not use timing routes out of the shotgun as a crutch.

But he did miss a snap against the Jets.

>I let my girlfriend's bull fuck me in the ass
>I think women are equal to men.
>I let my girlfriend abuse me every night
>at this moment I am euphoric
>I am #withher

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You forgot to quote me but I know who you're replying to.

>Dalton was a top 5 QB last year.

Name your top 5.

When will this meme end? He's thrown the ball to almost every receiver on the team each game. That includes all the WRs, RBs, and TEs, and the FB, including the backups for each position. Julio only had one catch in the Saints game. He's not a Julio baby.

Broncos

v. Atlanta - W
@ SD - W
v. Houston - W
v. SD - W
@ Oakland - L
@ New Orleans - W
v. Kansas City - W
@ Jacksonville - W
@ Tennessee - W
v. New England - W
@ Kansas City - W
v. Oakland - W

Playoffs:
v. Bengals - W
v. Patriots - W

Super Bowl:
v. Vikings - W

youtube.com/watch?v=UCVnFUUI6X4

Mike McCoy still has a job lol

Mariota isnt doing that well, but that could be because the titans have the worst hc/oc combo in the nfl.

wow yeah so elite lobs a wobbly ball to a wide open receiver and gets him injured because of shit placement amazing play he's so much better than rivers

Surprisingly, we have a good schedule this year.

And so does Pagano.

Ugh.

Put your trip back on. I love how mad you are, nigger.

that new kia techmo bowl ad
>Bozworth: Thanks for not running me over!
>Bo: Again?

You are really fucking angry lol.

can't fire him, he had cancer

1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Drew Brees
3. Russell Wilson
4. Roethlisbereger
5. Derek Carr
6. Philip Rivers
7. Joe Flacco
8. Carson Wentz
9. Andy Dalton
10. Dak Prescott

>this butthurt

stay terrible

You're thinking of the other Pagano.

will Chad Kelly be an elite NFL quarterback?

Thanks for the win man. Hope you guys fire Trashman.

I don't even blame Gordon or Benjamin 2bh

Not even surprised what happened
It's almost expected

GUIZE I'M A HUGE FLAMING RETARDED FAGGOT.

>Flaco that high
>after his terrible play today

tune down the homerism

Literally will do the opposite of what his dad did in the NFL.

Look at this shit, sit here and look at this shit right here.

Gordon had a great game, despite the fumble.

Benjamin needs to run some more drills with Rivers.

Pagano, once against, DOESN'T ADJUST.

i want Cred Forums to leave

Flacco is like 14-17

So he'll win 4 straight Owls?

once again*

then leave Cred Forums

exactly what I'm super sayin'

How on Earth do you rank Wilson that high? What is the reasoning behind this?

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Hey guys. So I hear the Falcons offense is pretty good.

*breathes through mouth*

That last drive was horrendous

Well, the last 7 minutes.

How many times does this happen?
How many injuries?

Something about that organization is seriously fucked up

take your pills wayne

Look at THIS shit.

The 2011 Dallas Cowboys are the only other team to lose 2 games after leading by 13 points in the first 4 games of the season.

fuck you, it has a fucking board and you can discuss your political fecal matter there you waste of human space. kys

>imblying Cred Forums is here

newfag

GO BACK TO Cred Forums!!

>How on Earth do you rank Wilson that high? What is the reasoning behind this?
Do you watch him play? His game has been transcendent the last 2 years outside early season injury shit this year.

There will be no doubt Wilson is top 4 by the end of the year.

Have Ravens fans finally admitted that Carr is elite after he came back on you twice?

well yeah ESPN that would be a meaningful stat if you count just this season.

carolina fag here, good game falcon bros. was at the game today. fans were cool as fuck and it was bittersweet to see julio jones rack up 300 yards.

>fourth quarter leads in every game

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that's good that's some goooooood shit right there right there is some good shiiiittttt mmmhmmmmmmmmmMmmmM right thereee good shiiiitt

>all these blowouts this year

I hope you don't kill yourself after finishing in the basement again.

He's fucking terrible.. He runs around like a chicken with his head cut off and then lobs the ball in the general direction of his receivers. Most of the time this results in a sack but I'll be god damned if he doesn't get incredibly lucky every now and then. Without that GOAT defense keeping games close I doubt Wilson would still be with the Hawks.

A spicy dildo could put more fire in the belly of this team than Mccoy ever could

Is the Romo era finally over?

>browns could actually go 0-16

so what will happen? will the browns be ceremonially executed after going 0-16?

And into the filter you go.

Romo a shit. Big D wants that BBC

As much as cowboys fans are autistic and annoying as all fuck, I would actually start feeling pretty terrible if JJ fucking had romo over prescott. I really like how he's turning out and having your brokeback QB play over prescott is fucking dumb.

>implying that I visit Cred Forums or was discussing politics in this thread

I just saw your post and gave some friendly advice if you want to avoid that kind of stuff. No need to get so upset newfriend.

>JFFM
>rating Rodgers

fake and gay

If the Loins didn't get banished from NFL after 2008, neither will the Brownies.

At work, my bad.
Not 100% certain off the top of my head, probably Brady, Wilson, Rodgers, Cam, and any number of people could be argued for #5 like Palmer, Dalton when he was healthy, Brees, and maybe Ben when he was healthy. For accuracy purposes, let me rephrase it to "played like a potential Top 5 QB."

He's coming back, possibly rushed, in Week 8. Wait until the first moderately hard hit he takes in that game before we know for certain.

when will god end my suffering

I hope one day that people like you realize how much skittles carried that team. I get really tired of people giving Wilson credit when defenses had to keep people watching Lynch and opened up opportunities for that offense.

>will the browns be ceremonially executed after going 0-16?
no it's just hilariously awful

>I started watching football 11 minutes ago: the post
And you're a name faggot to boot. If you literally know nothing about the sport you should find a different board. Filtered.

Wilson threw for 4k yards and like 35+ tds without Lynch on the field you retard.

Great job not explaining your position on the subject at hand. Also, thank you for filtering me.

A good run game will always open up the passing game. lrn2football

>queefs

He threw for 4k yards with a 68.1% completion rating @ 8.3 y/a. 34 touchdowns to 8 ints.

You are literally retarded.

This year's browns aren't even half as bad as the '08 loins. Nothing will top how hilariously awful the '08 loins were. The Browns haven't even topped it and they've been really ridiculously shitty in the past.

They have a competent coaching staff and a bunch of players who have playmaking abilities.

The problem is that they have no quarterback, and unless you have a defense like Denver's, there's no way you're going to win with a shitty quarterback.

they're 1 qb away from being a competitive team.

I love how you conveniently leave out Rawls' great season. God damn you are stupid.

>Stallers
>Gilbert injured

Those are bust numbers and you know it.

This Browns team could honestly win 4 or 5 games if they had even a mediocre QB.

They've been like this for the past few years, too. I really feel bad for them because most people don't see this.

Weak as fuck b8

>Just when I had a sliver of hope that Pittsburgh wouldn't win the Super Bowl, tonight happens

Can the Eagles move to the AFC for the rest of the season?

Have people just gotten used to Seattle's horrific uniforms?

Weak as fuck retort desu. Pretty sad that you're unable to articulate your thoughts, dude.

>inb4 iggles v steelers rematch in superb owl
>spee has to decided between 7 lombs and letting the "we got it this year" meme go

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>I just started watching football but I already feel comfortable talking out of my ass
I should have filtered you long ago

>post actual stats to back up my argument
>"those are bust stats"
>they're actually incredible stats
I'm not going to continue to put forth real arguments if you can't do the same you absolute turbo faggot

make new thread

Could >we really wind up 2nd in the division?

When did you finally come to terms with your homosexuality?

Fuck off, Rawls is a fucking meme. He's nowhere near Lynch's level.

I bet you thought Jeremy Langford would be great too.

When you did, bb

Yes

NEW THREAD, FINALLY

you could probably beat panthers bro
maybe the bears

Thank you based Carr

Patriots?

Will Alex Smith announce his retirement after this game?

Have you seen the NFCS?

>this type of fag
I guarantee no less than 10 times in your life you've spoken the phrase, "actually pigs don't sweat"

>Pats
Absolutely unacceptable performance on both sides of the ball.