OFFICIAL WELCOME BACK TOM BRADY THREAD

As the grand Poobah of Pats haters there are only two conditions I would tolerated continued superbowl success of the Patriots

1. Tom gets Bledsoe'd
2. Tim Tebow is their QB.

well 2 can't happen because >mest

>system babby
>noodle arm
>cheater

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>GOAT
>suspended for cheating

Pick one, friend.

>A FUCKING LEAF

>post yfw the browns get their first and only win against brady

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>tfw your QB will never miss 4 games for cheating
>tfw even though your QB threw a pick on the one yard line in the SB it's still not as bad as choking away a perfect season in the SB

Welcome back, you Calvin Klein model faggot. I hope you tear your ACL

Go watch CFL faggot

>tfw your QB will never be a Hall of Famer or have 4 rings

kys

>WELCOME BACK TO THE GOAT OF THE NFL, REST OF THE LEAGUE WATCH OUT.
Manning isn't coming back user. Give up.

>tfw your QB will never raise his wife's son

Literally a cuck.

>Brady
>HOF

>thinking a known cheater will ever be admitted into the hall of fame

>implying Wilson isn't gay
>implying Ciara and her son isn't a cover for his faggotry

I don't care where he sticks his dick as long as he keeps winning games on Sunday

>tfw your qb will never have to raise his wife's son

>implying cheaters aren't already in the HOF

>known cheaters
>known

>this delusion

You ain't got shit on Achilles, kiddo.

Do Canacucks actually think a QB that threw more interceptions than TDs in the Super Bowl is the GOAT?

What do you expect from a county where the national pastimes are being retarded and raising another man's children?

you are truly delusional if you think someone who is WIDELY regarded as potentially the greatest quarterback of all time will not be inducted into the HOF

you are truly delusional if you think someone who is WIDELY regarded as potentially the greatest hitter of all time will not be inducted into the HOF

Tom brady exemplifies everything amazing about united states. He is making america great again, as we type.

Constantly accused of cheating. Punished multiple times for unscrupulous activities. Pats are cheaters.

Based Trump supporter, wants to Make America Great Again

Shillary cuck, probably lets his wife get gangbanged by numerous minorities while he takes her son out for ice cream

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HERE IS REGULAR TOM BRADY PEPE, STILL VERY RARE

>WIDELY regarded
widely regarded exclusively by patriots bandwagoners

Anybody with half a brain has him in their top five at the very least.

You jelly of our cheating skills brah?

Come at us.

You know he's the GOAT bongbro. Deep down inside you know it.

Friendly reminder that I, Chicken Parm Papa Peyton, retired with a winning head to head record against Tom Brady in the playoffs.

How do you feel about this?

Mr.Manning how does it feel to hold the record for most playoff losses and one and dones?

I've never even watched a game of NFL but I like Tom Brady.

Well, to be honest Mr. Joe Buck, it feels like I'm not a system babby. I called the shots on the field, made more adjustments than anyone, guided some very shit teams into the playoffs on my back alone. I threw for over 71 thousand yards, 539 touchdowns, won 5 NFL MVPs, 7 All-Pro selections, two superb owls, and retired a champion.

I take baths every night in sweet, sweet tomato sauce and count my Papa Johns endorsement money, fuck my roided out wife, then drift off into an easy and contented sleep.

feels like two chips bitch nigger.

Neutral. Brady has a natural weakness toward Mannings

But how does it feel to be the worst Super Bowl QB of all time?

Well, I can't be sure but I do remember winning two owls. Any time I was on a team half as good as those Pats teams that carried systembabby to his owls, I won.

Even though you think I was the worst quarterback in the history of the super bowl, I seem to remember blowing the fuck out of Tom Babby's butthole in Foxborough during the AFC Championship. Again, that head to head record. Feels pretty great.

how does it feel you're a tool and that your qb will always be remembered for cheating and choking

>in Foxborough
All that HGH must've killed your brain cells, sixhead.

lol 18-1

>not even trying to deny that 5head is the worst super bowl QB of all time

>5head
is that the name of your small dick, lol 18-1

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cheatriots on suicide watch

lol 18-1

Lmaoooooo cheatriots getting BTFO ITT

Hey Tom, friendly reminder that I retired with a winning head to head record against you in the playoffs.

EIGHTEEN

Does this image trigger you?

Does this image trigger you?

Its him or joe Montana

>having a modified asterisk as part of your logo

>yfw he loses to the Browns
I want it to happen just for the shitstorm

lmao I don't hate the pats but this would be pretty funny

My dick is hard

I ducking hate the pats. Bunch of cheaters. Probably going all the way this year.

Someone ought to create a containment thread for Pats haters, there's so many of them

I wonder how they'll get caught cheating this time

>tfw Brady is going to the HOF and you can't stop him
>tfw you can call him a system babby but he still has 4 rings
>tfw he is going to be known as one of the best all-time no matter how much you slander him
>tfw he fucks his 10/10 wife everynight while you Jack off to hentai in your basement
Stay mad Cred Forums.

New pasta? Smells good.

>tfw enjoy watching the Patriots shit on the AFC
>tfw closet Giants fan due to my brother-in-law
>tfw primary team is Vikings

Immune to both these images

He probably won't get suspended as long as he stays on Dana White's good side.

Sorry meant to say Goodell

Proud to have Him back.

bills fan here but steroids say hi

t. Joe Paterno

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I need to start working out and getting big and strong so I feel mentally healthy and have the confidence to say something like this on national tv

>Wilson raising his wife's son
>His wife released a video professing her love for Tom Brady
>Brady seeds two 10's
>makes the richest supermodel ever raise her husband's son.

HES BACK

he'll get in when Pete Rose gets in. He would've made it no problem if it wasn't for deflategate. Belicheat however has no possible way of making it in. They're lucky Roger was a complete pussy early on because a competent would've had him out of a job.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

I don't know if the rest of the league and its fans understand how hard this autist's rage is gonna hit them. Can't wait for more complaints about running up the score.