uk.sports.yahoo.com
>"I can never order pizza again. Every time I think of it I see that blue b*****d’s cheesy face… Whenever I close my eyes I see him, mocking me"
>"When I opened the pizza box I felt physically sick. There, staring right back at me, was bloody Pep Guardiola. His face was right there, in the melted cheese topping."
I had heard about people seeing faces on walls or clouds but this a whole new level of delusion.
>Sunday Sport
>logo is too similar to The Sun's
Really makes you think.
It really does look like him though
upvoted
Did Yahoo seriously fall for the Sunday Sport?
>CHEESED OFF
That might be because it's photoshopped and the story made up.
>British journalism
Yeah they're really ruining the good reputation of The Sun.
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He really has a case here though, I would be butthurt too if I found Peps smug face all over my pizza
But your country is already butthurt. I mean, all the time. You call yourselves, no jokes, ass-pain.
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>sunday sport reports real stuff
come on
Everyone knows mandrama is fake as fuck and yet people pay thousands of dollars per event to watch that shit.
When will Pep sue for slander and win £13 million from the local government and then have this man jailed for owning a rolling knife without a Round Knives Pre-approval from the Home Office and then during the course of the investigation the 'bobbies' break into this 'blokes' 'neighbours' 'flat' and the neighbor gets found to be stealing broadcasts from the airwaves and is put up against the firing wall for accessing the Queen's radiowaves without a television license?
>sue for slander
Libel.
Jeez it's complicated to be british.
No wonder American comedy is universally panned
look at that horrible pizza though. they didn't even order a real pizza for the news story, they just threw a shitty frozen one in a box.
>Americans
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this pizza is a fraud
This is now a Sunday Sport thread
>first world problems
me over the hood
>cheese pizza
Suing someone over fast food sounds like such an American thing to do. I didn't know it happened in the UK either.
Is this/bundes/?
kek
How the fuck did you english speaking cunts even come up with using the word pepperoni (which is wrong on so many levels) as the name for that kind of topping?
photoshop is awful, how can this faggors survive by selling this garbage?
Did they ever catch the chimney shitter?
Because they're a joke newspaper.
Because pizza was invented in America and they told us what to call them so your opinion is moot. Oh pasta comes from China too.
>Sunday Sport article
>no mention of a sex dward
What is it with them and sex dwarves? Why do they have to be dwarves? Why not just regular porn lookalikes?
literally cringed at this
kys my man
I might be crazy but it really does look like Pep
Look at the state of sports journalism
thats because it's photoshopped
>brisue
I see it but still
I always try to imagine what kind of people write these stories or rather who gives this an OK.
savage
here you go
Yes
Should have been a Pakistani dwarf while muttering racial slurs
my moneys on eddie howe.
Silhouette looks a bit like >moyes
Soon
who in the fuck actually still reads all those ridiculous """""""news"""""""papers in the UK?
Chavs
I thought chavs don't read anything at all
would be better probably
Ridiculous """""""news""""""""papers journalists in Spain. They're like heroes for them.
they must have a dedicated following for it to have been going for 30 years
>reading the Sunday Sport
Somethings fishy about this. Linsey Dawn was born in 1978 but that paper is from 1989
Macho yo me comí una Mozzarella ayer que estaba de muerte.
all our newspapers constantly do
the most famous sports newspaper in the country even quoted a website called "football transfers generator" last summer
I lost my sunday sport folder sadly.
I think people just buy it because it has tits in
>needing to buy a newspaper to see tits in times of the internet
it's 2016, come on
>messi
>sprite
Even the fucking crest is shopped
>Brit-Shits
that's a shit/stale/beat-up joke, iyam
>Brit-shits
>Amerisharts
>Poo in Loo
Nice empire you've got, bongs