AL WILDCARD PREGAME THREAD

>le angsty manlets edition

BALTIMORE ORIOLES @ TORONTO BLUE JAYS

Tillman vs Stroshit

You're like 24 hours early

time to get hype

Available Pitching Choices

Francisco Liriano
>disciplined and mature 32 year old
>consistent performances
>pitches well historically against orioles players
>doesn't get emotional after something goes wrong

Manlet "I can't stop sucking dicks" Stroshit
>petulant 25 year old who might as well be 9
>literally the definition of inconsistency
>pitches shit against orioles and power hitting teams
>throws a tantrum and collapses after giving up two base hits

you know when the unbiased facts are laid out like this it really starts to seem like the blue jays made the wrong choice

Only time I will root for the orioles, I love when canadian teams get btfo

I think Gibby's plan is to give the manlet the first 4 innings with a very tight leash then let based Liriano take it up until the 9thth, hopefully not needing to use any bullpen except Osuna.

how tall is marcus stroman

how tall is chris tillman

Which team should I bandwagon after we lose this game?

Gints

cubs, literally the bandwagon of all bandwagons

>muh 108 years

red sox

i meant to say >le angsty manlet edition

typo n shit

6'5 is king of manlets so you're good

If they hadn't blown so many fucking games down the stretch they could have started Happ or Sanchez. They're a combined 35-6 with an ERA a little over 3. Stroman and Liriano might pitch well but they're just as likely to get lit up like a Christmas tree. Luckily, the same goes for Tillman.

Have you seen Tillman's record against the Jay's? He has an era over 7 against them.

Got 2 tickets in the 100s on the third base line, GF can't make it

Any TorontoBros want to join me?

You're not going to rape me are you?

despite being a yankee fan I guess ill go for the jays because stroman is from long island.

me day tripping to canada ending up cut into little pieces and thrown out in trash bags

i promise to treat your carcass with the dignity it deserves

Aside from being able to say you were there, I don't get the appeal of going to a game vs. watching it on TV

>ITT: early canadians hatin' on Stroman

I would go in a heartbeat if the tickets were reasonably priced. $300+ for one ticket? $100 for 500 seats? Fuck outta here.

bump

This thread is now a Cusb World Series celebration thread!!!!
Get in here bros, we did it!

prices are insane, I'm just gonna go to city hall the only good point of watching it live is the crowd

who /red sox/ here?

first round bye checking in


>shitbirds
lmao

that's rudes

Who /hype/ here?

>500 level
Can you bring binoculars?

Nope, too dangerous. Can't get them past security