Au/sp/

long hot iggles summer

>Dr. au/sp/, I'm /rug/

5U

Nice trips m8...

Not one good guernsey in the bunch

Getting trips was part of my plan.

>no defense
>just memes

The Highlanders one is all right
The Crusaders outfit would be okay if it weren't for those disgusting shorts

Great news for one of straffo's 4 teams

who's this fat bogan?

Jesse Hogan signed on another 2 years, iggs BTFO

The most patrician sports watcher in the southern hemisphere.

Best and worst provincial jersey lads?

They call him the Wizard of Wattle Glen

Some cunt from /afl/.

Is that you Straffo?

>he doesn't play any of the sports he watches

no just a stalker

Best: Auckland, Otago, Waikato
Meh: The Rest
Worst: Harbour, Steamers

Is he really a wizard or just a fat virgin?

Auckland 8/10
>Manawatu 6/10
Hawke's Bay 7/10
>Bay of Plenty 3/10
Taranaki 4/10
>Canterbury 7/10
North Harbour 8/10
>Counties Manukau 6/10
Northland 4/10
>Tasman 3/10
Waikato 3/10
>Wellington 6/10
Southland 1/10
>Otago 3/10

Best: Auck, HB
Worst: Southland

Walkbro is dead. Walkbro remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

tldr

>DUDE WALKBRO LMAO

This is why noone takes /nrl/ seriously. You guys have 0 originiality

The thing is, I didn't hate any trip to begin with. But over time as you are exposed to them more and more and begin to see what they are truly like, you begin to hate them.

I started browsing Cred Forums in 2011, au/sp/ wasn't even a thing back then and wouldn't be a thing until flags were introduced.

I took a break from Cred Forums right before the Olympics started and didn't come back until the start of 2013 right when it was NRL pre season. I remember following the NFL playoffs and hearing about JFBF and followed his journey through the playoffs. On the day the Ravens won the owl, I remember his victory thread and in that thread there was a lot of drama started by Convict, but of course I had no idea who Convict was at this time. The thread really confused me because I was just there to talk about JFBF's epic prediction and prophecy, but the thread descended into shit.

So then from there I was just posting in /nrl/ threads, continuing with my spamming of Basedogs shit like I had done in the 2012 pre season threads. This was when I was first properly introduced to Goose and Convict (I had no idea who Convict was in the JFBF thread until much later). I had no problem with them at all.

I was even one of the people who would constantly beg Goose to make gifs and Convict to make OC and then say 'thank you based Goose/Convict' or some shit like that when they delivered. Convict too was nice for fantasy discussion because I joined the /nrl/ SC league and love playing fantasy.

But as the season slowly progressed, I began to hate these two, and trips in general. Convict, with his constant attention grabbing by rehashing the same shitty 'OC' that was just the same pic with a different team's colours. But what really pissed me off about Convict was the lies he would perpetuate, the shit about having a wife and kids and being a drug dealer. Then when he posted that collage of someone else's kid posing with Western Bulldogs players whilst claiming it was his son, I fucking lost it.

Fat virgin

Then there was Goose, with his constant attempts at being 'that cricket guy' and pretending to know shit about other sports when it's clear he doesn't. I think I really started to hate Goose when he tried posting in /rug/ threads pretending he followed the Wallabies. Then it all exploded in the Ashes when I made that Simpsons song. That's when I really let loose on Goose. But what really shits me about Goose is the image he tries to present of himself when posting with his trip. From his 'I'm going to reply to this random cricket question that popped up with my trip on' when au/sp/ is at maximum shitposting, to his constant use of ironic shitposting when he encounters a person with an opinion he deems to be edgy or in your face or whatever, even if the issue they raised is legitimate (see: people criticizing EA of being a horrible company and him going 'le fuck le system, down with corporations XD XD' in response)

I don't specifically remember when, but at some point in 2013 I started meticulously studying the posting behaviour of Goose and Convict, whether they posted as trip or as user. I remember this one time an 'user' tried posting about fantasy in /nrl/ and posted his team. I went to the SC league to find which team the screenshot belonged to and surprise surprise, it was Convict.

But this summer has really gone to another level. Goose being caught samefagging and forgetting to turn his trip off all but confirmed what type of person he is. Who knows what fucking kind of posts he makes as user, whilst he tries to present this image of 'that mature trip who always discusses cricket when everyone is shitposting and plays video games and definitely isn't some annoying shitposting cunt'.

Anyway, that's the end of my story. These two faggots have made me hate trips. I haven't even talked about Roosterman, and he's right up there in terms of tripfags I hate the most.

This is the post (or two posts) that made me, in my opinion. It was here where my career really set off.

I started out 2013 as just Basedogs from the /nrl/ SC league. I also recognized Milky and called him out somewhere near the beginning of the year. However at this time, there was no link between 'Milky's friend' and 'Basedogs from SC'. A little while later, I started ironically tripping as '/nrl/ bro' in /afl/, and Milky recognized me as Basedogs from SC due to 'having similar posting styles'. I decided to confess to Milky that I was also the guy who went to school with him. So now there was a link between the three identities, Milky's friend, Basedogs from SC, and /nrl/ Bro.

Then of course came the 2013 Ashes series in England. You know, the famous series where I started going all out on Obesitygoose. Initially Obesitygoose thought I was 'Angry Iggle', and would always reply to me in such a way (remember the cringeworthy 'IYA CAN'T CONTRAL MAH ANGER!!!' responses that he would post to me?).

Somewhere down the track, I became known as 'trip obsessor' because I was not only attacking goose, but Convict as well. Of course, the Basedogs/Milky's Friend//nrl/ Bro identities were not linked with 'trip obsessor' at this time.

Harbour cuck detected

based Harbour lad.

Harbour cuck detected

>/rug/
>/ayy/

No longer relevant or interesting.
You're wasting your life.

Who /cut down in their prime/ here?
Tore my ACL when I was 16..
Feels bad man

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A severe head injury kept me from becoming one of Australia's best athletes

Coming from /rug/, which literally has appropriated its entire culture from /cric/ and /nrl/

enjoying the /nz/ flavour lads

here m8. got banned for 3 years for punching some kid in a scrum when I was 14. never played again...

I have autism so severe that I quit pingpong and now constantly post walkgod on a gook website. Heartbreaking.

must have inherited that trait from your mom lmao

Why is to difficult for the NBL to survive?
Over 20 defunct teams in less than 40 years of existence

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_National_Basketball_League_(Australia)_teams

Saved to my /rug/ banter folder

bustle.com/articles/187476-Cred Forums-is-on-deaths-door-thats-a-win-for-feminism

pls buy a pass guys

I'm from /cric/ you faggot

I'm surprise the league exists at all

What's the bigger joke NBL or gay-league??

is it ameri-friendly in here? I think rugby is a jolly good sport m8's

I clean bowled Zach Merrett for a golden duck when I was 16.

Thanks for sharing this one Saxon

Nothing wrong with a love tap m8. You were wronged.

Only if you PLEASE WATCH OUT SPORT(S)

What's that angry dwarf from? Looks like a movie/ show I'd like to watch. Love dwarves.

Hilton Cartwright was my bunny in high school cricket. I stopped bowling after I broke my wrist though.

3 years for 1 punch seems a bit harsh.. did you king hit him or vegetate him or something?

who honestly watches nbl

Aussies only
GTFO

Been to the shire?

Where's Shitspouter? He said he would be here by now.

Saved to my stale retorts folder lads.

Apparently Western Australians do.. according to wiki the hold the top 10 attendance figures for like the las 4 seasons

Apparently no one. It was bankrolled by America who were trying to expand the sport or something and now they've pulled funding.

I just watch the finals when NZ humiliates the entire league lol

broke his jaw. his dad or uncle or something was on the local rugby board. the little fucker kept rubbing his hands in my face and eyes through the whole game so i got him back and got framed as the bad guy because i got caught

Should've found him and finished him off. Fucking rat.

I'm from WA and I have literally never met anyone who watches American baseball, let alone an Australian league. I've also never seen a baseball field here.
Honestly, the only sports people care about is AFL and cricket. Posh private schools are also big on rowing and white African expats watch union, but that's it.

It's basketball you fucking mook.

lol i was a prop back then and couldn't catch him. swear he was hiding from me

I have something to tell you...

Didn't even read it desu. Basketball is just as non-existent though. Some viets play it I guess.

>nbl
>baseball

its basketball man, which the based wildcats RUN in this country fyi

yeah m8?

NBL is basketball
ABL is baseball
But yeah apparently Perth Arena is home of the Perth Wildcats and it gets the best attendance figure in the league

I was that kid. I rubbed my hands in your face. I would've rubbed my dick in your face if it were possible. I asked Uncle John to ban you and you deserved it. Also, you punch like a girl.

I'd heard western Australians didn't read that well. Thought it was a meme.

youre lying. you were on my side before i said i was a prop. fucking secretarian cunt

Is it? Honestly surprising Tbh

Yeah I was just kidding. You wouldn't land a shot on me.

hurry up and get the biffo on

probably northern territory tbqh, abo's are literally the dumbest race

>secretarian

Tbh you can't really say that considering a lot of them have next to no education
They are elite athletes though

set the time and the place m8 ill be there

I'll be at Sylvia Park 12pm Saturday.

kek

im not going to auckland for a scrap. meet me halfway at hamilton kfc. the one on ulster street

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>halfway
kek where the fuck are you? Tokoroa?

rotorua.

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You just want KFC you fat cunt.

it will be my victory feed

who is walkbro?

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You are all going to be covered in my poo.

Walkbro is what he is

feels fucking good lads

Would you get me a zinger if I lost or are you a ratshit cunt.

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fucking kek at the state of the new geelong guernsey

handsome based intelligent roosterGOD

where are you
what has become of you
why have you left us
i need to know

>dees keeping their players
What a time to be alive

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you can have the diarea that comes afterwards. ill give you the potato and gravy spoon to make it easier to eat

kek

Potato face but I'd still wreck it
Bung eye but I'd straighten it for her.
With my penis.

hottest person from tasmania ever probably

>Australian "sports"

Mary queen of danes

don't you have some niggers that need your fawning

I'm going to all the generals and encourage more foreigners to post in au/sp/. We need more diversity in here and then maybe Australians will be nicer to each other and stop taking it for granted that you can reply to someone that lives in the same country as you and has the same culture and humour as you.

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
god i wish she was my mum
1. because being royalty would be based as fuck
2. because i want access to her panty drawer

you are the fucking devil

what, wouldn't even be top 10

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I love women with sense of humour. All the women I meet around here are so fucking boring and serious.

Yummo

Leave this poor man alone. He clearly suffers enough being a fat smelly prop.

who here has a shit rig

Not me

Umm no

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>avid /nrl/ poster

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>21

This is my favourite one.

She's a blue blood now mate

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Life's hard in straya

Ask in /cric/.

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Fucking hell, feel horrible. Never having kfc again.

Who are the Denver Broncos of /afl/?

Aww, seems like a sweet guy

N or E lads?

dunno

I hope becoming a registered nurse wasn't one of them

um first,

who are the denver broncos?

>I enjoy sports

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Lol I used to see her around QUT all the time, she worked at Grill'd just down the road when she was studying

The notorious exhibition Rubgy League match between Brisbane Broncos (Aus) and Denver Broncos (USA), in 1993, ended after just 32 minutes after some of the Denver players accused the Brisbane team of playing unnecessarily rough and refused to continue play. The accusations were labelled as "rubbish" by the Brisbane captain, Allan Langer, who went on to explain that "It was supposed to be an exhibition [match], but the Americans started making disrespectful comments, trying to say they were tougher - then it turned into a proper game".

The referee for the match, Greg McCallum, said afterwards that "Although a few tackles were a bit thunderous, there was nothing illegal", and went on to say that "..Both sides were giving as good as they got so I was surprised when the visitors [Denver Broncos] refused to play on, it was a real shame".

The score before the match was abandoned was Brisbane 34 - 3 Denver.

Please charge your phone

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>every hole is a goal
What exactly did she mean by this.

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Sick of seeing pretty girls I'll never date

who here /onthelist/?

>up the rabbitoh's
>not the titans
dropped

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Dunno mate, describe them to me

classic

Parents must be proud.

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What the shit

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>Great defensively
>Great talent evaluators
>Large fanbase, but not in a major city
>Tied for most ever championship appearances, but get blown out if they don't win

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Gold Coast Titans

I'm really bored right now.

Let's compare our gfs.

This is mine.

And you?

who watching bathurst classics here

Noice.

Mine is only a 6/10, but she's really cool and I'm punching above my weight.

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I'm engaged to the brunette, and the blondie is my gf.

Would eat her roastie.

Would give her a roastie.

Already seen these mate

Best: North Harbour, Auckland, Northland

Worst: Southland, Otago, Wellington

Just acquired her a month ago.

I'm pretty happy with her.

Freo

This one will be my gf soon.

Soon.

Tonight's dinner was a scoop of chips, two fish, a hot dog and a chocolate donut, courtesy of the local fish and chip shop.

The hot dog was supplied by accident and thus came free of charge. This good fortune was offset by the poor quality of the body of the meal--the fish.

Don't know your to tell you this m8, but your gf is literally a prostitute.

She's based on the Sunshine Coast, but currently on Heron Island.

Here's a pic from her Escorts & Babes ad.

>dinner at 4pm
lmao gramps go to bed

My girlfriend.

Yeah I know, she isn't great, but this is the best I can do.

6:40pm RWCT 2bh

Geelong Cats, besides the championship appearances thing

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Is this the worst thread of all time?

Yes.

Sad

youtube.com/watch?v=81svwcGe-Wc&list=PLZQotpncMsxOOpeL1weAHzC8ntfih08NW

Link me, lad.

I can't find any of your posts on the other generals and no foreigners have arrived.

This thread is 100% white Australian.

Disgusting.

It's down there for /rug/
Pretty solid for au/sp/ though.

Gentlemen, how do we stop racism?

how long will he last? I give him 2 1/2 seasons max

Heard singapore has good prostitutes

youtube.com/watch?v=Qt8Qp_wqMMA

It's shows how far /rug/ has fallen now that the threads are filled with ancient /nrl/ memes and third rate /nrl/ pseudo trip rip offs.

/rug/ used to be a place you could actually avoid rampant autism and the general cancer of modern Cred Forums.

Sadly, since /rug/ got btfo by /nrl/ during the world cup, a lot of the regulars seem to have left, and the people still here have severe autism.

Now that /rug/ has been destroyed, I have no reason to ever come to Cred Forums again, as it was the last bastion of hope.

Goodbye friends.

I did have some good times with you.

Be more racist until what is currently racism becomes the norm

Pepe's expression is perfect

Bye

Bye.

think i'll have some curry

Honestly don't think I'll be able to deal with all the self righteous smug fucks when Hillary becomes POTUS.

She's obviously the right choice, but people need to shut the fuck up about it.

Going down to Carl's Jr you guys want anything?

Is this autism?

Lemonade

yeah pick me up a gf, cheers

There's nothing more cringe than when an “Australian” ““““““““““Man”””””””””” discusses American poolitics

This is alpha-God Straffo laying down the law. There is no autism in sight.

You want the kind of girl who loiters around Carla Jr? Alright m8 one obese coconut coming up.

What do you blokes think of the upcoming US election?

Lads, is Hillary "our gal"?

Need Trump in, shit would be hilarious.

No, Based Straffo is teaching this entitled millenial how the world works.

You don't get a whole day off to do something that takes 10min

No.

This is our gal

Nothing made me cringe more than that "vote to save the world" youtube video when a bunch of young, hip melbournians were urging americans to vote obama.

See

>literally posting the same shit every day

yep, off season is here.

American election.

australia a shit

Link?

Why has our media been taking the piss out of Trump so much and talking up Hillary constantly? Its not like we have a stake in the amerifat election.

Donald Trump.

Footy.

just came to au/sp/ after a few weeks. Some things are new to me

>2(two) days until televised cricket returns
lads

Have to give the guy credit, he has a point.

youtu.be/erwf4jre98Q

youtube.com/watch?v=S6yEwJdniS8

at least I'm not such a jew that I cut my flag into a square to save on materials

rate my girlfriend

youtu.be/Bn_6sU7O43w

Broken wrist when I was 11 kept me from representing Southampton youth team (we lived in the UK for 4 years)
Broken Collarbone when I was 16 kept me from playing for the Sharks in my youth, was never able to recover

Feelsbadman
Also, fuck Australia

youtu.be/TW5gQo43ay4

I imagine that people who never stop talking about politics (especially politics from another country) are very fucking sexually frustrated

youtu.be/5Kz2Evwk5EU

It's the new hip social media trend.

first time I came blood I almost fainted

No, the new hip trend is to be a racist, sexist "alt-right" fuck.

rate my gf

because they want the BIG STRONG AMERICANS to notice us

>rags

Cricket being named after a very annoying insect is making much more sense.

is this where we discuss hockey?

gf pls rate

>rags

Why is it always Melbournians who do this shit?

never heard of it

>tfw phimosis

WalkGod died for our sins

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>wanting a gf

You know she's cheating on you with some fuqboi she met on Snapchat right?

On an unrelated note, is Melbourne a terrible place lads?

I'm not sure. Melbournians always try to be trendy and constantly seek the attention of americans.
Prime example was when the american vice president came to visit and a couple of hundred of them stood outside the building he was in with "black lives matter" signs.

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It's the SJW/Nu-Male capital of Australia

straffo has a job?

Skinny girls really turn me on

Never understood the fascination with this dopey faced slut. So many more attractive porn stars with big tits out there

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who /basedozzymanreviews/ here?

I didn't know dick bleaching existed.

Ah, just saw this one on nudevista

Why don't YOU have a gf?

I do m8.

I'm happy with my 2d anime girls

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She seemed to legitimately enjoy it

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Give it a blast, dip your knob in bleach.

see

Why are girls so cute bros?

How can white "men" compete?

so cool

based matt

Wonder what he says

How can women compete?

How can mutilated cocks compete?

god i love her little dick

sometimes i wish i had a dick like that

Sure is sports in here

At least with shemales you know when they're orgasming

>/rug/

Delete thread pls

I work with an all-male workforce, mostly middle-aged, so there's no socialising outside of work. Lost touch with all my uni friends. Housemates keep to themselves. Don't have fb so can't go on tinder and besides I have no photos of myself anyway

>not being able to feel the vagina spasm when she orgasms

you are either a virgin or just terrible at fucking

How do you fuck an Aussie? : )

>temporary block
>didn't delete the posts
KEK

You guys will need two threads tonight. Quite an impressive start.

Have ascended above the lures of the flesh

>I work with an all-male workforce
military, mining, tradie or church?

>tfw you made based ivan jerk off to shemales

Fireman.

Hello my fellow AusGODS. How has your nigh-- I mean DAY been so far?

manufacturing

raep

I was masturbating to shemales way back in 2008, long before I met you.

I always felt dirty/guilty afterwards until early 2011 though, when I learned to accept that chicks with dicks are superior to normal women.

It's the Patrician choice.

lol i knew it hahaha

>Reacting to Justice RM Lodha committee’s direction to banks to freeze its accounts, a disgruntled BCCI has decided to cancel the ongoing New Zealand series, which has a Test and five ODIs remaining.
Literally seething

>ozge tufan will NEVER wrap her DSLs around your tiny cock

Just off to bed lads. Ill see you cunts tommorrow.

Im expecting at least 3 newcunts replying to this post btw

Is there an A-League Supercoach competition?

Made $500 from correcting the record on Cred Forums last week.

I've finally caved lads, off to jerk it to some trap porn

based matt

How long did it take this AUStist to download each of the webms? 5 minutes a MB?

Westworld is already a masterpiece lads

------h
------b
bravo

Based Walkie

fantasy a league on fox

fat hump gay

>more normie bait

*Yawn.

You've made the right decision.

genuinely have no idea what you mean by this

Can you make a Cred Forums league?

what's her name?

Brianna Wu.

have to admit, sarina valentina is quite the specimen

Can't stand her, to be honest.

Her dick is absolutely fucking pathetic.

If it was a bit bigger and actually got hard she would be 10/10.

Literally 2 minutes a KB

I started a /rug/ thread.

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TYBGB

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What's the name of this position?

Who's your team? You've gotta have a team

Worlds worst tripfag here

I forgot my old trip password, so I'm using a new tripcode.

Stop fucking bickering about code wars and be more multicodetural

>the Reds won't win shit, Amor will leave and be replaced by John Kosmina
>the Striker will do what every truly South Aussie sporting team does best; be the scrappy underdogs who always show glimpses of potential GOATness before crumbling at the end of the season and getting knocked out in the first round of the finals

The tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

halfback

Fuck marry kill lads

Why are we allowing these criminal derivatives to be allowed to continue living?

Is there not a clause in the Commonwealth which allows us to execute all Australians?

I sure wish there were la

Marry Kiwi fuck Korea kill china

are aleague threads going to come back or is the autistic woghater still going to spam them

Fucking kill gook and chink, marry based Lyds

t. dimitros stavropopolous

>Why are we allowing these criminal derivatives to be allowed to continue living?

Lmao what a sentence

didn't know they had down syndrome events in the paralympics

You calling Lydia a tard mate? because I will fuck your shit up

just wanked to some tranny porn AMA

was its dick bigger than yours lol

I am literally going to hunt you all down

don't worry lad, the extra skin makes it look bigger

t. Jack "Johno" Warren

Stretch it out gradually

t. Cured myself last year

t. Dimitri Paradoploulos

>or is the autistic woghater still going to spam them
There's more than one of us and yes

t. Darren "Dazza" Darrenson

t. dominic marinkovic

t. Alessio Rocca

got it wrong lads I'm Greek

t. Ziggy Noustatos

t. georgios katsidipopolous

never heard of a greek called Ziggy

Can I dump some memes here? Thanks lads.

no worries mate, anything for a big, strong, muscular, elite American

up the /vic/
gotta love the big v

> Ben Khallfallah
> Berisha
> Rojas
> Troisi

Other a-league clubs on suicide watch

reddit.com/r/AustralianSports/

come on over here lads. It can be our safe space on reddit :)

Who here has had JIMMY GRANTS the restaurant run by george culumbaris? Top Kebabs

*yawn*

doing a poo lads

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