Lbg general

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letterboxd.com/Katzelmacher/

Rec me some zombie movies that are as good as Day of the Dead

true review atleast

did a horror watchlist for October

letterboxd.com/white_water/list/31-horror-movies-i-gotta-watch/

Who looking forward to SJB's smackdown on (re)Assignment???

Letterboxd event of the year for sure

should have been "straight white men are dumb" tb h

>Americans don't get a joke unless there is a laughing track
>Americans eat food made out of genetically enhanced corn syrup and plastic
>Americans wear shoes while bathing
>Americans claim to be a democracy free from their British overlords and yet use the imperial measurement system
>Americans are born with personal debt and live on the nod
>Americans heat their fluorinated water in their microwave
>Americans get shot by and for pretty much anything
>Americans can only speak either English or Spanish
>brown people are considered white in America
>killing a black person turns you white in the American census
>Americans can vote only for either a hotel mogul with dementia or a female Zionist agent that spits biblical plagues into drinking water

Letterboxd.com/MinionMax

>triggered manchildren: the post

don't you have a cuckshed to tidy up faggot

Only adding films I've seen since creating the account, about two weeks ago.
letterboxd.com/ommi/

worldscinema.org
filmicability.blogspot.com

letterboxd.com/ggeecckkoo/

>white cishet men are dumb
ftfy

no favorites?

steakbro is his favorite

Hard to choose just four, but my number one is Korkarlen.

No, but this isn't a good post either.

I agree, you should try making better posts

It's not that hard. i just don't have to spam the same review in every thread.

>every day until you like it
It actually works.

im afraid to review movies on lgb in fear of getting bent

Just be yourself

How does dagon compare to in the mouth of madness?

haven't seen in the mouth of madness yet
but Dagon has all the makings of a cult classic

>1752 films
>0 five star ratings

not really, it's a low quality, efort shitpost that bringes no discussions but ''SJW's are so dumb amirite?

+5¢

letterboxd.com/ISniffRice
>tfw no spoiled gf

Branded to Kill, it feels more consistent, whereas Tokyo Drifter kind of drags in the middle.

No, but this isn't a good board either, and here we are.

>13 followers
>0 following
What's so special about you?

letterboxd.com/yawned
Can't be bothered to screenshot what I watched recently and so on but the hunt for wilder people was pretty comf
Rec me some dope movies to watch when you're nodding

Not much

I was/am really looking forward to watch THFTW, but I suppose I'll have to wait for the blu-ray for subtitles :(

THFTW? The hunt for the wilderpeople?

I thought it was pretty clear, even more in the context of the thread, friendolino.

>tfw you think youre being too critical of movies you watch, that mayeb youre just being negative
>tfw you then watch a really good movie and realise that is what a great movie looks like and that most other movies arent up to snuff

never drop your standards fellas

I still have no idea what movie you're on about tb.h
Was I right?

i disliked Branded to Kill

So what is special?

i want to see him in a dress

Too true, good point. Greatness and masterpieces matter

Yes, it is THFTW(The Hunt For The Wilderpeople)

Why do you need subs for it? It's in English
If you can post on Cred Forums you can watch an english film m80

>you watch a movie and you think its bad
>you watch a movie and you think its good
>never change who you really are fellas
wow really made me think...

I can touch my tongue to my nose

You can't even fucking write.

no you are the super retard

Shit taste coming in:

letterboxd.com/UtahGimmeTwo/

I use subs for pretty much everything. Minor autism but they are always a cure for anxiety. That english is the main language of most films I watch means little. For example, I could deal without any actual loss standard american stuff, but something from england, or ayyscotish or ebonics can easily sound like gibberish to my ears.
So, I shall wait subtitles for THFTW.

>ayy scottish
kek
Fair enough then f.a.m

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letterboxd.com/cakewalker/

that's messed up

>anime picture
>double quotes

I think it's not so uncommon. Who could for example watch The Wire without subtitles?

My mouse double clicks.

Most native english speakers i would think ?

No it's not, you're english so you don't understand.
Do you even speak a language apart from english?

>speaking anything but English
>being anything but anglo
ugh I can't even right now

i'm getting pretty good at italian because i hate watching movies with subtitles

haha

It's because you fucking murricans mumble. Can't hear shit.
Old films are God-tier. Everyone speaks clearly.

This is a good point. As filmmaking methods and sensibilities changed, they became more relaxed or 'real', generally. Studio classic products have a great diction.

>>A Bloody Spear on Mount Fuji
>The spear only gets bloody in the area surrounding Mount Fuji
Boy I really hope Tomu Uchida got fired for that blunder.

thats because old movies are like theatre where actors telegraph to the audience

mumbling is real shit

old films are better anyway and by old i mean pre-70s

Just 3 stars? That's a very good film.

70s has some of the best movies though.

>Watch movie X
>It's great, give it five stars
>Watch movie Y
>It's amazing, give it five stars
>Movie X isn't as good as movie Y, have to re-rate it

I wish I wasn't borderline autistic with the ratings.

It's not bad in any way, it just didn't leave much of an impression on me.

Yeah, you can't appreciate it yet.

REMINDER

>Inherent Vice has 3 votes
>TWBB has 3 votes

Come on.

letterboxd.com/samtlx/

Better than the original.

Got me dude, nice one.

I've only started rating after I made the account

Well, then rate all of them nigger.

So you remember all 1752 movies you've watched in your life?

I'm sorry you feel that way.

letterboxd.com/pastafrola/

Yes

Why that image?

based machill learning italian while doing what he loves

its heckin cool

>heckin
delet this right now
Cred Forums is a christian board

who?

/lbg/'s designated cuck

It is

i'm convinced machill54 keeps shitposting about himself to turn himself into a meme as he is the most uninteresting, unfunny and fucking pathetic lbxd poster
Like who the fuck could care about him other than the guy who adopted him?

>the most uninteresting, unfunny and fucking pathetic
And yet he has many followers and is talked about on here.

people like blood sausage

letterboxd.com/lozjudai/

Why no ratings for Dragon Ball flicks?

Because those 2 weren't actual ''movies'' They're 15 minute shorts that warn the audience about the dangers of traffic and fire. And they use Dragonball characters.

No, they are films. Perfectly appropriate to be rated.

Oh I see. Best Dragon Ball film? Bardock: Father of Goku and Battle of Gods

I remember liking Bardock and History of Trunks, but it's been a while since i've seen them. I don't even have them logged on my profile. I'm currently watching the dragonball series and also going trough all the movies so i'll eventually watch all of them. Might even make a list.

I disagree, the purpose was to educate the audience of traffic laws and fire safety, not to tell a story.

What the fuck has that do with anything, you fucking embryo? Films are exclusive to tell stories? Go find a rope

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>Films are exclusive to tell stories?
yes

Would you count a video explaining you how to cross a street using batman characters a film?

##74366240
Here, have it

Your definition of what is a film has to evolve

>refuses to answer the question
Says more about you then answering it.

"a real movie is a narrative - it's a story" -orson welles

It's pretty autistic if you make films without narrative or story, and pretentious as fuck.

It really isn't, there a lot of great non narrative filmmakers. But the dragon ball fire drill doesn't count

"The quote "a real movie is a narrative - it's a story" should not be attributed to me, as I never said it. user is a cunt and a liar, and probably a Hillary supporter." -orson welles

it's in his conversations book with jaglom

who dis?

/lbg/'s designated cuck

letterboxd.com/Synt/

Screening choice tonight between Psychomania and In the Mouth of Madness - which do you go for?

insecure af

In the Mouth of Madness

lol why?

you're probably speaking about yourself lmao!

Not me unfortunately. I'd love to learn Italian to the point I could understand a movie without subs, so much cool and rare stuff online.

Calm your boots friend, surely it can't be that hard to ignore the 1% of this thread I make up with my posts. I understand if somebody wouldn't find me funny or my taste interesting and that's fine but I don't know what about that would create such a strong reaction

Psychomania of course. Hoping the blu comes online soon, keen to watch that. Did you ever watch those flip side movies you won?

>letterboxd

>Synt- the embryo master in disguise- and his orbiter gang arrive on the scene

God I just want to be dead already

I didn't refuse shit. The answer is obviously implicit in that statement. Sadly you lacked the capacity to make the relation.

Holy shit man, what did I do to deserve you stalking me like a complete pussy. It's not like you're going to make me go away or anything so just contribute in some other way. it's just sad at this point dude.

I haven't actually! I've been away from them for a bit but you're right, I should crack one of them out at some point.

>STILL hasn't answered the question
what are you afraid of?

The answer is yes, you fucking retard. Easily understandable even before your stupid question, considering the context of the other posts.

which one of you posted this?

Are you an idiot?

>Holy shit man, what did I do to deserve you stalking me like a complete pussy. It's not like you're going to make me go away or anything so just contribute in some other way. it's just sad at this point dude.
What Synt, leader of the high society of embryos, means by this?

woah, dude calm down a bit

No man, you keep posting even though you already know what that guy's gonna say, plus you're adding DBZ traffic videos to your Letterboxd. Take a step back, think about what you're doing with your life.

but i'm not that guy

>you're adding DBZ traffic videos to your Letterboxd
Nothing wrong with that, if it's on letterboxd why not add it?

you're not autistic enough to be a meme, so the meme has to be hating you

You're just cringeworthy at this point. Also side note, you're using embryo wrong, which in itself is really embarassing.

Am I, master Synt? So it must be so :)

The embryo gang's leader has spoken

the real question is which user is autistic enough to hold a weird, unwarranted grudge against synt

Timely reminder that Synt and ciaociao are the only good new users

It would be cool for you to actually identify yourself. But you'll just refuse or post someone else's, so I dunno what to do. But yeah keep shouting embryo! embryo! behind the glass.

Synt and orbiters always on point. Ain't that cute?

>he thinks he's made a point
kys

He/she/xyr/xir is proving its point every time you reply to him. You are white knighting some literalwho in a shitposting forum

theres white knighting and then theres calling out the faggot derailing the general with their weird jealous grudge against one of the better users.

What's the problem? They're recent so they're automatically disqualified?

Reminder that Bergman fucking sucks and people who like him should go fucking kill themselves.

letterboxd.com/aderranyth/list/movies-women-will-never-understand/

Is american cinema the only cinema that can laugh at its own culture?

Seriously, I've never seen an international film that
1. was legitimately funny
2. made fun of its own culture/country

Is this why american comedy is superior?

Four lions for bongland

Recordações da Casa Amarela for Portugal
Accatone for Italy

Which is exactly whiteknighting, orbiter. But keep thinking you're doing it for noble reasons :)

you probably haven't seen enough foreign movies

it's called satire and literally everyone does it

No, dumb premise and question. If you were present directly and actually engaged in other national or regional cultures you would have a better sense of their own dynamics, like for instance laughing at themselves.
As Murica has money and hegemony it of course lingers larger on the collective mind.

Wasn't actually my idea. Just had dinner with a french friend of mine and he voiced this opinion

May Hell keep burning...

What was the movie, brother?

It's been a while.

can i has an invite

Aren't they still closed?

i don't know so that's why i asked.

Post favourite films.

this didn't work 2 years ago so I doubt it works now

>see movie
>think of it as good
>see another movie
>it's perfect in every way
>can't stand the first movie anymore

>he explains the rating system in his bio

You'll never get far in life like that.

>I rate the Dragon Ball movies

Unfollow me now motherfucker

>"I don't rate 5/5 because there's no such thing as a perfect film"

>he has less than 1000 followers
>he still write reviews anyways

>He has a list with only one movie
wow so funny.

>he does something

>he wastes his time writing reviews

You haven't improved in 2 years?

letterboxd.com/rockatanskys/film/drive-2011/1/

wtf I hate NWR now

i degraded

a lot

lmao what did based NWR say about colored women?

letterboxd.com/machill54/

I read wild in the streets about a year ago, was surprised to see the film get a blu-ray release. The book sucked and so does the film.

What the fuck, I only use letterboxd to keep track of my own films

Is it some kind of SJW hive now? The top review on The Neon Demon was also a butthurt 1 star review from some retarded cunt feminist

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What the fuck is wrong with those 35 people?

BASED REFN

>this is considered a good review in letterboxd
you all cucks

letterboxd.com/rockatanskys/films/ratings/rated/5.0/by/date/

New Johnnie To was pretty gr8

looks like it was filmed with garbage bin digital camera wtf

or is Wiki rip seriously fucked up

>checked this faggots twitter
>he has his pronouns listed

This guy didn't get bullied enough in school

>now
it's been that day for a really long time now

Your rip is fucked the movie is pretty. Beautiful lightning.

it does look like they used shitty SLRs even though they haven't. Office was the same. It's frustrating cause it does look cheap and over-processed but considering the recent output of Chinese cinema it's actually not out of the ordinary:

youtube.com/watch?v=LjaPysWCux0

where'd you see Olli Mäki?

where'd you see Toni Erdmann?

preview screening in Stockholm. it's every bit as good as everyone's been saying. spontaneous applause erupted there, too. the climax is the funniest thing I've seen in any film or TV.

god fucking dammit. why is Maren so GOAT?

first film of hers I've seen, but I'll check out Everyone Else asap.

What did [t](s)he [y] mean by this?

I knew the look of the film was off.

Going to watch the Godfather tomorrow with a symphony orchestra playing the score.

Only seen the Godfather once, a good few years ago, interested to know if my opinion on it changes

>kek
Leave them alone you retard, fucking hell.

where at brah?

A movie theater, probably.

>I rate the Dragon Ball movies

letterboxd.com/hugo/

Unfollow me now motherfucker

>I rate the Dragon Ball movies

Unfollow me now motherfucker

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what are the other blair witch movies like?

letterboxd.com/theprez/

Plush videos are the purest form of cinema

Gonna watch Throw Down soon.

Has vulgar autism reached a new peak?

This Hitchcock/Truffaut film seems like just a bunch of directors sitting around jerking themselves off over "the craft". It's pretty disgusting to be honest.

All shit except the first one

letterboxd.com/CiaoCiao/

Jodorowsky's Dune was great. Love how much of a madman Jodorowsky is. Surprised to see everyone's favorite no-chin meme director Refn show up. He apparently announced he plans to make Jodorowsky's comic The Incal into a movie with his bae Ryan Gooseling as the main character.

>just a bunch of directors sitting around jerking themselves off over "the craft"

Jodorwsky's Dune felt like this at times, but I didn't mind it. I find it too humorous to care how pretentious or disgusting it may be.

that would be awful

i mean, what did you expect really? it's more about the people they're interviewing than about "the" interview itself

Refn is Jodorowsky's spiritual son or something weird like that, it might end up good.

I might find myself near a movie theatre tomorrow morning, is Hell or High Water worth checking out?

>Refn is Jodorowsky's spiritual son
I don't see that at all

>Refn is Jodorowsky's spiritual son
If by spiritual son, you mean devoid of any of his father's talent, I agree. Refn is Brian Herbert to Jodorowsky's Frank Herbert.

> had been seeing Jodorowsky the last couple years in Paris and we’d become quite close. Before we’d have dinner, we’d always have a tarot reading and talk about what it means. I feel that as a filmmaker, he’s the last of the great giants of an era that’s coming to a close. A year ago, he baptized me as his spiritual son and I wanted to reward that gesture.

I assumed you meant in a stylistic/cinematic sense

some tarot, baptism bullshit I could care less about

>I could care less about
I couldn't care less*

fixed that for you

0.5 is too big an increment, needs to be 0.1

Thanks, lad.

America knows its the best country, so it doesn't get upset and kill themselves like japan or the middle east when you make fun of it.

Who's the best /gamer gurl/?

steamcommunity.com/id/msbehaving/
steamcommunity.com/id/xenoplanet/

gamer gurl of course

GO TO YOUR FILM DIARY AND LOOK FOR THE DAY WHERE YOU WATCHED THE MOST MOVIES, SHARE RESULTS

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how about no?

post worst LB users

tsar and his buttbuddy

jojo

That's because movies like that don't tend to sell outside their own country.
Trust me retarded comedies about national identity exist.

is that you john wayne is this me

reviews like that make me embarrassed of "fellow" feminists movie fans...but reviews written by men in that strand are even worse

the top review for celine and julie makes me want to break glass

tsar
amaranth
acid
fabs

letterboxd.com/bvgf/

So many movies I want to see atm, but can't because my car is fucked.

tsar & boyfriends
machill & boyfriends
synt & boyfriends
jackieray & boyfriends
acid & boyfriends
...

tsar, machill, and acid don't have boyfriends

\_(ツ)_/¯

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It's at a concert hall actually

I don't think any of the actual bad posters (doubleposters, sjw reviewposters, frog/fedoraposters) are on this list

I don't know who does them though,

Definitions of 'bad' vary then. All what you said usually is just funposting or things take wake up this place from its default zombie state.

Tiny Tsar

letterboxd.com/thepartyoftea/

Nothing watched today, I'm moving in at the end of the month and leaving my roomie's PVR, so I have about a dozen things on there to watch first.
Also ran into this amazing list. letterboxd.com/darrenf/list/full-movies-on-youtube-a-newer-version-of/

If those things are good posts, what are the people listed doing that's so offensive?

Tiny Tsar

>full-movies-on-youtube

Absolutely disgusting.

letterboxd.com/robotpie/films/diary/

i just got turkish delight on dvd, was it worth it?

Worth what?

First of all it's worth it just because it's the biggest Dutch movie ever made, but apart from that yes, it's pretty good. Verhoeven kind of went over the top on a few things but the story is rock solid and the cinematography is very nice.

nice, i love verhoeven but i haven't seen anything he made before robocop

His debut, the TV series Floris is also pure kino. Used to love it as a kid and everytime I see one of those bubonic plague masks I still think of it, was creepy as fuck when I was little.

I didn't really know what to rate Turkish Delight though. It left me kind of confused and I don't know why.

cool, cool. i'll definitely watch it if his dutch work is half as good as his american.

morning

letterboxd.com/white_water/

gonna get drunk and watch Italian b-movies today

followed mate

Possession, my man

of course

How do I become a /lbg/ celebrity?

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post often, have good taste and slight autism

Thanks machill

This guy said the second one humorously, of course. Good taste has no place on /lbg/, as the 'celebrities' of now easily show.

Lads, should I buy a 4tb external hard drive to put all my kino on? I ony have about 150GB of storage left on my laptop (I know, I know; laptop pleb)

yes

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tsar has atleast 1

>YOUR
please kill yourself if you actually are that dumb cunt

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Which ones lad

these people have ruined lb try reading the comments on that woody allen is a pedo list

don't know yet what my friend has planned, probably 1990: The Bronx Warriors.

>nonehite chars
what

>>YOUR
what 2

Am I drunk or are things actually not making sense?

She means "non-white characters"

It's a good one, hope you enjoy

You can leave the site anytime triggered manbab

Thanks. Fucking sjws don't even spellcheck

Great solution, numale. The way of the champs!

woody allen sucks

'no'

"Waah, people called my statement stupid when it was offensive."

I agree, SJWS are very offensive in their unstoppable stupidity. Cant be called out on it enough.

didnt that one guy make a site of his own
can we go there

It's shit.
But might be attractive to a good lot, so they would be surely missed :)

while I will concede that there had hardly been any comments that substantially and eloquentlly challenged her review with opposing arguments, every single one of her responses has either been "you MAD xD? or "omg yall i literally can't believe that people want to engage in discourse about my opinion!?"

>that slightly endearing feeling when this creature will never realize the irony of all that
I'll also take fries, darling :)

>womens studies
lmaoing right fuckin gnow

>Degree in Women's studies.

Basically he recounts searching for a Latina actress for Drive. He says he kept searching but didn't feel like he could fall in love with any of them. Eventually he met Carry Mulligan and said "You're it" and could fall in love with her, so he cast her. The quote is in one of the comments of the review.

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At my local theater

>English and Women's Studies

I love when people brag about not being bright enough for STEM

I love when STEMtards brag about not being bright enough for philosophy

I love when philosofags brag about not being bright enough for happiness

>this is what philosophy majors actually believe

There are large swathes of liberal arts students who cannot hack it in STEM. Sadly the same is not true in reverse

literally women will never understand kino

is this a joke, am i being bamboozled?

'Bamboozled' is a very cool word

it's also a cool film

how very wahoo this is

What a monster. I bet he wants to see all spics hanged.

It would be wahoo if it was Part 2

tfw I have never seen part 2

>being that far from the screen
might as well watch it on a phone desu

oh your a beb i c

The Rob Zombie film came out today, lads.

letterboxd.com/film/31-2016/

please respect this very nice and respectful user

It was closer to House of 1000 C. than his later works like the Lords of Salem.

Eat shit

>There was an interregnum, a period between what had been and what wasn't quite yet, when collapsed revolution collapsed into hedonistic gratification and withdrawal and an inner-focused mysticism or the hardened, militarized fragments of effort at collective action and things felt increasingly adrift like there wasn't a driver or a captain or a steward

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is /lbg/ excited about /film/ ?

Nice, I always think everything after House of 1000 Corpses gets progressivlely worse, with the exception of Halloween II.

No :)

It's the opposite for me.

The same shitposters will go there, what difference would it make.

new bread when lmao

sounds great looking forward to watching it