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ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

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>When did this happen?
A few days ago.

jesus h. christ, he starts with a william f. buckley joke

Why the fuck is Norm talking like that? I can barely understand what he's saying half the time

>it's not a lady
>Ah, well it's not THAT at least

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>Stephen stepping on Norm's "real jerk" joke so much he just gives up

it's all over youtube, he probably knew about it

HELL YEAH

More of the best non-podcast podcast in the country. Norm is hilarious.

when he starts comparing cricket to the fucking expos i lost it

>It's a Norm alludes that Eget is a holocaust denier in front of a horrified British person episode.

Welcome back old Norm.

Thank you Jesus.

I love Norm so much

>When I die, I want to be cremated.
>And my ashes spread eagle and FUCKED
>FUCKED HARD LIKE A FUCKING REAL TRAMP!


He's just the best

Woo Norm is back!!!

>Stephen Merchant

eugh fuck you Norm

Almost as bad as the time he said Amy Schumer was the funniest comedian working today (like in 2013 or some shit after he saw her read roast jokes written by a team of male writers)

I didn't think he could pull off that joke at the end it went on so long but somehow he did it.

All this pedophile shit is killing me.

that type of joke is called a shaggy dog joke and Norm is a master of telling those.

Google norm's moth joke from conan he literally wasted a 6 minute long segment

I think Stephen really threw Norm in this.

This is definitely one of the worst episodes.

>Mfw i realize there was no sponsor comercial on the whole episode

Maybe with that Amazon prime money was more than enough, i'll miss them tho everytime Norm did one along the guest it ended up being funny as shit.

>HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE MANGRATE?
>*genuine spit take*
>IT'S PERFECT FOR FATHER'S DAY
>IS YOUR FATHER STILL ALIVE?
>No...
>FUCK!!!

Best episode

HE KEPT THE ORIGINAL INTRO THANK CHRIST

this is fucking amazing. uncensored norm macdonald is a great host

uh oh norm

Stephen Merchant is one of those people who I can't figure out why they're famous.

>tfw you will never get payed in oxy to live in norms house/feed his cat

fuck dude, i want some oxy right now

>Oh American humor huh? Watch me not give a shit, fucking Canadacuck. Independence was a mistake.

Based Merchant being based as always.

I remembered why I respect Norm and realised that Merchant is a pathetic growth of a human

thoroughly enjoyable

>merchant
there you go

THANK YOU BASED GOD

Shouldn't have had Merchant on though, he's not funny. Please don't have Ricky Gervais on either for the same reason.

>There is one other option.
>What's that?
>Have you ever heard of the Queensboro Bridge?

Nice callback to what the Holocaust denier Adam Egret does with punks for $15.

>Shouldn't have had Merchant on though, he's not funny.
>he's not funny.
this is why he's a good guest

you don't want some cunt trying to out do norm with garbage material

stephen is a good guest for norm to play off of

Nice to see the old chunk of coal back.

I kek everytime

Fugg that phrase kind of makes me sad desu.

>Season 3 finally

That was great.

Norm absolutely trolled the fuck out of Merchant.

He saw how awkwardly and obviously he was trying to kowtow to a certain level of political correctness and then just proceeded to give him the most uncomfortable hour of his life. He also repeatedly pricked his ego and visibly upset him.

Fantastic viewing.

This is one of my favourite Norm MacDonald performances. Love how Norm makes fun of it all but the faggots around him are so self-absorbed and self-centered they don't realize it.

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

Rewatching this for the umpteemth time.
>he's an Arab if it helps!

His recentish standup special is great at well.

That fucking bit about burying the girl in the woods, god damn. I just love Norm's style.

I love how this shows how unfunny KassemG is compared to a real talent. He has no idea what to say and just goes with the "uh heh you're a weird guy aren't you buddy haha" routine.

Couldnt stop laughing for the first half hour. I love how Norm doesnt stay on anything too long, just enough to get something funny out of it and move on to another topic.

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newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/my-greatest-gig

why is Norm so based?

I love what he did here, but it's fairly obvious everyone there knows exactly what he was doing. They aren't self-absorbed, they're just slaves to the script (and paycheck).

All the stars are here.

Acid tonged A-rab

Seriously Kassem G and Jenny Slate were painfully unfunny.

I love how he does another spit take after Norm says "Chicken, Steak, has never tasted so good!"

I gotta get this if the whole thing is just a bunch of Norm stories, I can hear his voice perfectly

I kept reading in suspense expecting the story to have a typical Norm ending, but it never happened. Reading the book must be nerve wracking, expecting jokes that may or may never come throughout its entirety.

what went wrong?

Not enough, the sick child molesting holocaust denier.

thats what happens when a boy turns into a man

>are you an old sea captain?

I laughed at this because Norm does dress like he works on a tugboat

i mean they raped their nanking

I too watch Deadliest Catch!

>Cred Forums likes something I like
>they're not being irritating or creepy about it either

This is bizarre

>british... british exit

what's the episode where he says "cut their cocks into their vaginas"

why is merchant such a scared pussy

This is a really strange interpretation.

How did you see it?

I thought that Merchant looked and sounded very uncomfortable during the interview while Norm gave zero fucks and seemed to take a bit of extra pleasure in both the extremity of some of his bits and the shabbiness, both things that seemed to annoy Merchant.

Maybe I imagined most of it, but I've always thought that Merchant is a bit of a cunt and took a lot of pleasure in seeing him so uncomfortable.

What went right??

jonah?

Stephen Merchant seemed so afraid of social media backlash that Norm couldn't help himself but make him uncomfortable.

I don't feel strongly about Merchant, but if he's seen a few episodes of the podcast he should know what to expect.

isn't part of Merchant's schtick being a stiff brit? idk much about him but he just seemed to be playing the foil

Egret used to be a fatso

Is it just me or did Norm's voice get 10x raspier since the last season?

>payed
learn2english

He seemed to be breathing much heavier too

Is he ok??

I just ordered the audiobook because Norm reads it himself. Should be out in two or three days.

>Norm trying to make Merchant rag on Ricky

devilish

Larry King

His reaction to that magic trick is hilarious

Also Swardson

>he should know what to expect.
White males?

is his cat okay?

The cat fed the guy the pills.

>claims to like norm, doesn't understand when norm is joking.

> single
> in his 50s
> lives alone
> owns a fancy cat
> constantly makes gay jokes

TOTALLY NOT GAY FOLKS!

Five years from now

>balishnakov
>couple of glocks
>vietnam

>it ain't me starts playing

His son's friend, his house sitter, died at his house. Likely OD on Norm's legally prescribed pills. I hope they don't try and spin it on Based Norm but that looks like where it's going.

He tells that story on Letterman here, although with different details. You never know with Norm.
youtube.com/watch?v=i_gfnhYD1V8

>What's a cis male?

>It's a way of marginalizing a normal person

why the fuck is smerch wearing that stupid ass hat

Throwback reference to Sports show with Norm Macdonald

>Steven 'I'm 6'7, wealthy but still bets as fuck' merchant'

isn't that the official british bald guy hat?

fuck is smerch finally going bald? must be killing him inside knowing him

He was shaved for the role in Wolverine.

He's never had a great hairline though, he's a proto NuMale

YOU'RE AN ACID-TONGUED A-RAB

>based
I don't think you know what that means.
Norm makes joke
Merchant apologizes
Lather rinse repeat. So based

>immediately asks a British man how Muslim his country is

gonna be a great season

man this opening, i fucking love norm.
The only problem is people thinking norm is in any way a "pol" comidian , the only thing norm cares about is jokes and he should be treated as such,
thats why he's so good dude doesnt care about statements or taking sides, just whats funny.

Tldnr: stop making norm a political statment

I'm super drunk disregard spelling misstakes.

he was on fallon last night, followed trump and talked about meeting him

>I'll tell you what does hurt the elderly: Black gypsies
>Merchant is completely silent
lol

This was my very first thought when I read that he was cat-sitting.