Why do some singers think they can act?

>implying based Singer isn't /ourguy/ for sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful underaged twinks

Either be a slut and enjoy the ride or would just get raped several times a day.

Nothing

Tied up in the mess and turned into a mess fifteen times an hour.

What do you think of Meatloaf's acting abilities?

taytay could if she wanted to

me on the right

why not?

what a ironic costume

Because literally no one will tell them they can't except the public. Not their agents, fellow celebrities, interviewers, their families, no one.

The only way for them to find out if they can act is to be in a movie and wait for the public to tell them.

They asked for this.

And that's why she's blowing through her money. She constantly throws massive week long parties on boats and Islands

There would be more seaman in her gullet than the battleship.

She's an autistic bitch, I don't think she could stand pretending to be someone else

Why do people pretend like Taylor Swift can act? I always see faggots saying she should have been casted for this or that

overdramatic but endearing

Waifufags are legitimately retarded.

she puts on a show 200 nights a year and has been doing it since she was 14.

she may have just one act, but she can act.

>has been doing it since she was 14.
haha doing it
haha sex get it haha

because sailors are gay

There's something about Taylor Swift, I just can't find her attractive. I can understand how others might, but I just can't, I don't know why. I think it has something to do with her facial features, don't they look weird? Maybe it's just me...

Henry Rolins is the worst example of a musicians trying to act

He's very one note, but I like it when he's cast right. He was fun to watch in Wrong Turn 2.

>Rocky Horror
>Tenacious D
>Fight Club
>Wayne's World

tfw Meat Loaf has a better filmography than most """""actors"""""

You're not alone, she looks like an alien. Plus her personality is just so horrible I wouldn't be able to find her attractive even if she was hot

Her face is her best feature. She's just too skinny for my taste.

Because she needs to be attractive in the first place

Do you think people are born actors?

Usher is pretty good in Hands of Stone

>ctrl+f
>no Dwight Yoakam

Nice people can be bad with money

Actors with only one act aren't very good actors. The point is to become different people. It can still be entertaining, but it's something you see a lot with singer-slash-actors.

That's not the way it works
>You think:
>Actor: I WANNA BE IN MOVIES!!! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!

>What Actually happens:
>Producer: How can we spike interest in our product without spending a-list money?

She'd be promoted without having to do anything at all

Jagger was pretty good in Performance.

Is that a tranny?

lol. true.

Yeah, it's Mick Jagger

>sex get it
No I dont. Now I'm sad

>Why do some niggers think they can act?

ftfy

Someone should photoshop a nazi officer hat to make this fappable.

her face is too pretty, that's the problem.

because that spend their lives acting like they can sing

nothing, they the sailors are to busy sucking each other's cocks

>those gloves

Boat hoe, gets ep's on every eval, gets pregnant, shore duty, fat.

I think when someone is as much of a cunt as she is, no matter how "hot" she is, she is somehow repulsive. It's like she is such a cunt it manifests itself in her physical features.

nice boob job tbqh

This is the first time I've seen a picture of Swiftboat where I actually find her attractive

The way she moves is so stiff you just know she is shit in bed. I bet she just lays there.

>tfw you like rihanna but hate blacks.
torn tbqh

>navy
>sex with women

Choose 1

I bet her breath smells like death.

She would cum out the richest person on the boat.

t.former sailor.

there are two types of women in the military, the ones that don't like cock and the ones that can't get enough cock

there's more of the second kind, and most of them were more good looking than rihanna. they can choose between a horde of sixpack bro chads and fuck them with impunity. a few of the less attractive ones tried to hit on me and honestly it's just insulting to our military and to men who risk their lives to protect our countries

i guess if you're into casual sex you won't mind

Noice

>Why do some singers think they can act?

TBB doesn't just affect nigger men...

Studios and record labels are owned by the same entity,
they want to raise the profile of the singer so they give her a small role in a "blockbuster"
and in turn, her fans fill out seats in the cinema

Cher won an Oscar for Moonstruck and was fucking amazing in it and every other movie she was the female lead in. Turns out SOME singers CAN act.

>Rihanna
>Super hot

Pick one. Even for a shart in mart she's ugly

...

...

yfw rape is the only option

Lady Gag a was great in American Horror Story, she won a Golden Globe for it.

What a loser.

youtube.com/watch?v=bkREb1Zdb-w

Sting was pretty goood

>rigged

Sting was amazing.

Can't help but agree with the Baron, Feyd was greased up hotness in this movie.

I've heard that women get raped like crazy in the military

no amount of good thought will make me look good, user.

Lololol stay mad hater

Because directors want their names on the poster and they get a nice paycheck

I want to have sexual relations with her.

qt as fuck

He was great in crank.

I usually hate niggresses but rihanna is fucking gorgeous

I saw Rihanna in person and she is more gorgeous than she looks in the photos. Also her skin is really light.

>HFPA
>not rigged
>puts American Horror Stories as a mini series
>has 6 seasons
>putting her in an easier category to increase chances

its rigged m8

She gave a phenomenal performance, I'd say almost better than Jessica Lange in every season and better than Katy Bates. She deserved it. She can even win an Oscar if she gets the right role.

they get to big for their 5 heads

Sting was pretty good.

boom

same here.
she always looks "out to lunch", she has a thousand mile stare like she's never engaged with anything.
It's really off-putting.

Bitch face.

tom waits was good in 7 psychopaths/wristcutters

They don't, but their agents pitch them movie deals and it is literally free money because people are stupid enough to see a movie just because celebrity x y or z is in it

FUCK YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.

Lots of sailors would get knocked down a rank because of sexual harassment accusations.

>Singers can't act
>Rappers can

Someone explain.

They probably don't, but when offered whatever millions of dollars to show up a few days to play some shitty role, I would look like a retard too.

Fuck you I liked Battleship.

A rap persona is an almost entirely fake act in itself, so it makes sense that they can translate that onto the big screen

Well fuck, I planned to link the actual article but apparently my googlefu is weak since they've gone full SJW.

Remember the story of that one female Navy crewman that banged like 8 male crewmen over the course of their deployment and eventually it all came to light and the men were all disciplined and she was seen as the victim in all this?

That is what happens.

this

Have you not seen her latest music video? She has her tits out grinding on guys.

that's literally retarded, there are plenty of really good looking bad people.

>t.
>bad looking person with plenty of bad thoughts

>tfw no leather glove handy

Tupac honestly was a pretty good actor. I like Juice a lot.

You do know that Tupac was in drama school before he became a rapper right?

> Complain about sexual harassment

> Gets tell on The View

> Pressure for investigation in the Navy

> Writes book

> Profit

>tfw she literally sculpted that face as one would a vase

Modern surgery is a thing to behold

She's worse than Taylor Lautner

But why no Bowie in this thread?

There's far fewer false accusations than true, you fucking moron reverse SJW.

Came here to mention him, but you did it first.

Dunno but Lady Gaga apparently won some prize for her performance in American Horror Story which surprised the hell out of me since I thought she was absolutely terrible to the point where it got embarrassing.

>Why do some singers think they can act?

Because they pretend to write and sing songs.

at least 10%-20% are unfounded
that's huge

You don't need to be able to act to make it in Hollywood

JLaw is a good example of this.

lavish styles

Umbrella age Rihanna was best Rihanna, she went full trash after that.

Dude looks like a lady

No mention of Marilyn Manson?

He is decent

why so some actors think they can sing?

>jared leto
>johnny depp
>victoria justice

yea im calling bullshit on that one

Sauce up, too lazy to hunt through pop videos for your reference.

That's only after their significant other back home finds out.

What about Bowie?

And I actually thought Eminem was decent in 8 Mile

Uh, she'd ruin the lives of an entire command, like pic related

You have no idea how much power military females have.

I don't why but just by looking at her i get the feeling she's a cunt

Bowie could

>What do you think of Meatloaf's acting abilities?
Non-existent.

>you will never hug rihanna

youtube.com/watch?v=UnSrgScjSE8

>There's far fewer false accusations than true, you fucking moron reverse SJW.
I'm not really sure how what I posted and what you posted are somehow mutually exclusive, my friend. Care to take a step back from your TRIGGERED state, calm down, reread my post, rework your logic, and try again?

My ecenomics teacher in hs said he ran into her at a party in LA a while back. He didn't even know it was her at first, also with how "normal" she was acting.

oh god this

rihanna my girl

Don't forget Russell Crowe.