How was Pirates of The Caribbean so amazingly good Cred Forums? I enjoyed every moment

How was Pirates of The Caribbean so amazingly good Cred Forums? I enjoyed every moment

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>practical effects
>hans zimmer
>johhny depp
>geoffrey rush
>high sparrow
>comfy adventure movie
>good dose of violence, despite being a disnep film

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>>good dose of violence, despite being a disnep film
>people getting stabbed, shot and killed
>not a single drop of blood

American logic: violence is OK as long as you don't see blood

plot was good, great humor both slapstick and otherwise, good/funny action, great soundtrack, nice to look at despite the cgi. great acting all around, kiera knightley has nice tits

>plot literally involved around blood

Europoor memory

theres blood when will smith cuts his hand open and drips blood on the coins

>tfw no more comfy adventure movies

fuck you hollywood

fictitious violence is fun, with or without (fake) blood

>keira knightley has tits

Johnny Depp carries the film hard
Same story with a generic pirate hero would have been shit
Sparrow is an anti-hero and is funny

There isn't any blood when people are getting stabbed, slashed, shot or blown up.

The character of Jack Sparrow was fresh at that time and the movie was made to be fun, something all these capeshit movies just dont seem to understand

You don't start bleeding instantly after getting shot.

"My name is Will Smith! My father was Bootstrap Bill Smith, his blood runs through my veins"

>not a single drop of blood
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most of the people getting stabbed slashed shot or blown up are skeletons

Jack Sparrow was an absolute gem of cinema, without a doubt one of the best characters ever made.

They should stop beating the dead horse, or at least try to make it new and refreshing. Anyhow Jack will always make me come back to the cinema, no matter what.

Fingers crossed for the new one.

Let's rate the series.
Good
Shit
Shit
So bad that it's good.

Comedy is absolutely essential to all forms of media and communication. So many stories get it wrong.

it's literally perfect

they poured all their mojo into it, so much so that none was left for any of the atrocious sequels.

>Johnny Depp carries the film hard

C'mon, Barbossa was one of the best villains of the decade

COTBP: Great
DMC: Great
AWE: Okay
OST: Horrible
DMTNT: ???

Keira in this was my original waifu

She's so god damn beautiful

Great
Great
Great
Awful

Perfect
Boring, terribly pacing
SHIT, took the pacing of the 2nd, stretched it out and transformed it into a new kind of torture
I can barely remember anything besides a mermaid but shit

It was the best one because the screenwriter adapted his Curse of Monkey Island script to this one. The next movies were original screenplays and were shit

That mermaid is such a qt

Awesome
Mostly Shit
Entirely Shit
Completely Forgettable

Perfect
Good but goes on too long
Average, goes on WAY too long.
Terrible

4/5
3/5
4/5
1/5

5/5
3/5
3/5
2/5

2 wasn't terrible but they did almost zero pirate stuff and spent like the entire movie on land. That sword fight at the end was pretty great though

What ever happened to awesome sword fights in movies?

9/10
7/10
6/10
7/10

>Tell me, do you fearrrr deathhhh????

shit fucking octupus Nighy was fantastic

all of you kill yourselves immediately, savvy?

His death will hurt

Johnny isn't going to sleep with you

wish they'd bring him back as a human like we saw a glimpse of, maybe on the crew of the new ghost pirate villain.

that would honesly be fantastic