Ride me sideways was another one!

>tfw you'll never marry a qt hairy nun

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP

TED I DON'T WANT TO BE A MILKMAN ANYMORE

more water

m8 you have never had to talk to a fuckin nun
youtube.com/watch?v=kD-fPb87mVA

feckin' birds again.

I have actually, they're quite nice. They only fuck Chads for fun, and priests to advance in their job though. :(

You big hairy arse, get your feckin' hands off me

Guy I know broke his leg dancing with a nun

GET YOUR BOLLOCKS OUT OF MY FACE

Love that she starts laughing as she says it, while Ted's shoving her into another room. Makes it even funnier.

youtube.com/watch?v=ogrfAgbIfFo

Are you sure father? It's got cocaine in it!

Tis my money Father, I just didn't want to fill out the forms

Do you actually remember all those or is it copypasta?

Ya big hairy arse!

: You men, the things you think are "great fun".

Like going to the films, a load of men sitting around looking at films!

And rollercoasters, a load of men in a rollercoaster going up and down on a big metal track!

And sailing, a load of men in a big boat floating around in the sea!

And shouting!, a load of men going around shouting!

youtube.com/watch?v=OxcvVdIgyBA

BIG HAIRY ARSE

youtube.com/watch?v=ogrfAgbIfFo

My lovely horse running through the.........................................................field

Todd Unctious actor is from my hometown, he's been an off the wagon alcoholic since 2000

That's my ringtone.

Last halloween costume party I went to at my irish student union I remember there was big group of priests doing the dance

youtube.com/watch?v=-IvTOkP_vH8

he's been in almost every single Irish movie of the last 20 years

JUST PLAY THE FECKIN NOTE

Young boys running round in shorts. I bet you like that, don't you.

And you, only you're thinking of what they'd look like without the shorts. You're sitting there, imagining that, with a huge smile on your face. You dirty feckers!

>a large group of priests/Father Ted fans at a students' union all dancing to this song
My sides have gone into orbit

I haven't seen him in anything for a long time

They were just dancing to regular music, but they all dance like this

Just kidding, look what I really wrote

>mfw nobody ever calls him out on this on the Graham Norton show

Bye girls!.....Pair o' wankers

>its a he-man and the masters of the universe duvet set episode

feckin grand

I have that duvet in my closet still.

Worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning!

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards.

So who was the most boring Priest in the world - Father Purcell, the Priest with the boring voice in the lingerie store or Father Stone?

I'm fine.

Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night
Like a train in the

Hold on I can get this

Niiiiight

>Graham Linehan wastes his days rambling on twitter like a twat

ah yes

Well he hasn't done anything worthwhile for 20 years now.

Meanwhile, Arthur Mathews has the best sitcom of the last decade on his CV.

-Doesnt Mary have a lovely bottom?
-Careful there. Ted! That might upset the girls
-Right Liam... But of course, they all have lovely bottoms!

>haha benis

>fr stack, if youre trying to embarrass us youre not succeeding
>yes i am

Welcome to my world.

;_;

Stone, at least the others wanted to talk.

That been said, I'd rather have Stone around so I can shitpost in peace

Disheartening tbqh. Still like his shows tho.

I know that feel. Sad really.

Bright lights, glamour - I was thinking - Cocaine parties, drugs, Las Vegas.

Carberry: Good for you, Father! Glad someone had the guts to stand up to them at last! Coming over here, taking and our jobs and our women and acting like the own the feckin' place! Well done Father! Good for you! Good for you! I'd like to feckin'... Feckin' Greeks!

Colm: It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after.

Ted: I'M NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!

Carberry: I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks! They invented gayness!

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KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE SIDES

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I've used Johnny Hellzapoppin as my user name for everything I've need a user name for for the past 15 years

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Good luck with the book!

If you ever say that to me again... I'll put your head through the wall

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>Because, you know, they have no morals and no respect for human life, but what they do have, and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world

Is Father Ted Cred Forums approved?

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DON'T CALL ME "A LOVELY GIRL"!!

jacobs creek chardonnay 1991!

We laughed, then

but it was our future, and we didn't know

We didn't mock it hard enough to nip ut in the bud. We enabled it by letting it fester under the guise of progressivism.

I don't get how any of these are funny, they're not even puns or anything.

If you rewatch the show, it has literally everything that ruined the current world. And it doesn't really mock it or fight it, it just does the "meh, might as well go with it" on most issues.

They started off as real sounding names then she clearly exhausted them to the point where they're completely outrageous.

It's a silly joke, that's all.

This thread is reddit incarnate, no discussion just people fucking quoting the show. Yes we all know the funny lines we've heard a thousand times before

We can devolve to bitching about BLM protests in Dublin and the ever increasong mosques if it helps your Cred Forums sensibilities.

So wanting discussion and new information instead of regurgitated quotes makes me Cred Forums now

Discussion and new information about a show that's 20 years old?

Not the point

What? Of course it's the point

You're complaining because people are referencing a classic TV show on the TV and film board, but what you want as the alternative isn't really applicable because the show has ended 20 years ago

Well then what should we discuss about it? I mean it's a show of constant jokes and weird surrealism. I don't really see what kind of in depth discussions you could have about it.

It makes you Cred Forums if this thread makes us Reddit.

>There will never be anything as good as Father Ted or Still Game ever again

youtu.be/TbFVeUtQmXo?t=845

Who is this mayonnaise milkmaid?

Jesus Christ, how right I was, it's Gail Fitzpatrick:

aznude.com/mrskin/gailfitzpatrick/bitterharvest/bitter-fitz1-hi.html (NSFW link)

Who?

If you talk to me like that again. I'll put your head through the wall.

>I want to listen to some music

>right, well, go ahead

>I wasn't asking for permission

Hello Father Curly

Well there's something I didn't think I'd see today

fug that was hot