Pitch me your Oscar bait movie

Pitch me your Oscar bait movie

Obama biopic

A homosexual black man (played by Idris Elba) and a shy jewish man (played by Jake Gyllenhall) defy all societal norms and get married while making a millionaire company and defeating racial stereotypes

J'amalia Brown, a black transexual "woman" is accused of raping a ten-year old white girl in a female bathroom stall. Our protagonist, a courageous jewish ACLU lawyer must defy a racist and transphobic society and defend him in court.

Based on a true story.

>no mention of the holohoax
is like you don't even want an oscar.

Open a history book, find a good example of an oppressed black woman (or man) and make a biopic about him/her.

man too lazy to think his own ideas puts his cowboy boots on his desk and points to his face

Remembering the 600,000,000,000

I think the world is ready for another Air Bud movie.

Made me kek

A mentally retarded alcoholic Jewish boy and his mentally retarded puppy try to survive the halocaust

The inevitable migrant crisis movie that depicts the rapefugees as good little dindus, Angela Merkel as a saint and all conservtives as strawman nazis

Don't you fucking dare kill the puppy dude

A black man and a muslim woman team up to slaughter racist whites trying to keep them from living a happy life in Stockholm

A Jewish man suffering from autism (played by Jonah Hill) learns to deal with his condition through his mentor (played by Idris Elba) and starts the Bedzin Ghetto uprising. It'll be called Ghett Out of Here.

>his mentally retarded puppy

> savior

Will Smith is Jesus.
Jaden smith is Young Jesus.

It's about the 30 years missing from the bible.

black jesus fucks a white woman.

>Ghett Out of Here.

Record and edit ten hours of roaches and call it a documentary about Turkey

Black guy fights against the odds to better himself.
>insert some oscar 'deserving' shitty black actor like Will Smith
>give him a white love interest

What happened to the puppy?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>not based on a true story
Americans will never buy it. Find a true story that's similar enough and then modify as needed

a black transgendered teen frees millions of jews in the holocaust and then dies of aids

A young black woman must defy societal norms and embrace her true self by making love with a Labrador retriever. They are found out and chased out of town by the white devil. Couple of underground liberals help her integrate into a community of free range organic lovers. Dog dies at the end by the local white sheriff but she turns the other cheek and lives to find a nice Rottweiler.

Retard derby

A bunch of retards have go cart races to the death

>and then dies of aids
lol imagine if a movie had a superhero and he just died right after he wins
>Dog dies at the end
kill yourself

this
>biopic
>black lead
such a shitty role too

>Hollow-jack
Jesse Eisenberg jerks off in front of the camera for 2 hours and narrates the story of George Zimmerman's arrest and trial, eventually climaxing when Zimmerman contemplates killing himself
Cinematography is all natural light and the DP is Lubezki

In four parts

Alright, here's mine:

A trans MTF man who is running for office, tastefully played by Leo DiCaprio is in love with her assistant, Idris Elba. Elba is actually interested in DiCaprios sister, played by Jennifer Lawrence, a married woman who despises her sister for her success and not trans. JLaw's husband actually secretly rapes DiCaprio after finding out JLaw and Elba slept together in what critics are calling 'a performance of a lifetime'. Tensions rise and sparks fly in this romantic quadrangle where one woman's struggle for acceptance and love clash. Jonah Hill as JLaw's husband's accountant who knows everything and covers it up.

SUMMIT

Directed by: Martin Scorsese

Fuck this made me laugh. There needs to be more comedies with retards.

>all these films with poc in the leads
lel
were you guys even paying attention to #oscarssowhite?

>executive producer

just wait for next years oscars

it will be full on damage control

Their love story movie looks pretty fake and baity

a movie about the Flint water crisis. Starring George Clooney as Gov. Snyder, Kyle Chandler as Mayor Danye Walling, and Vin Diesel as the water

A Jewish man is frightened of his own shadow, the main character is his shadow and follows him in a Nosferatu like manner.

POC actors and actresses try to get auditioned for a role.

Movies about the film industry are the real Oscar bait.

A Jewish glass maker with arthritis grudgingly takes on a young black apprentice. The black guy makes glass pipes and sells them. This makes the Jewish guy mad, but he learns to love the black guy and starts smoking pot. They go to the Supreme Court and then Weed is legalized

That sounds like a great 60s movie plot, and a terrible 10s oscar bait
what went wrong

The Jew is played by a Transpecies Rhino who believes it is a sarcastic black girl from the Bronx named Belinda.

Its because its just a John Legend movie. Another love story like his songs. It only got the go when he changed the characters to the Obamas. Its actually kind of shame too because atleast he was trying to make "movies for his people" that arent Madea or Perrys more serious films where only the whitest featured blacks have roles.

White mother and her adult, half-black son are caught in an incestuous relationship. It's up to a brave, transgender lawyer to save them, change the oppressive law that forbids their love and in the process make... herstory.

A movie showing that the US enslavement of blacks was bad

Set in WW2, a two-spirit, transgender, person of color, womyn along with xis disabled, mix-raced, pit bull, fight the Evil White Devil German Nazis lead by White Supremacist, Donald Trump, and free all 600k-gorillon innocent Jews from Auschwitz. At the end of the movie, Trayvonia and xis dog companion marry each other and have passionate sex (this scene will be 30 minutes long, and cost approximately 25-million dollars.)

How brutal will trumps death scene be?

The world's greatest doctor, Hugh, a transgender recluse, is tasked with saving the dictator of a small, warring African nation suffering from an unknown illness. Along the way, questions of morality, human rights and duty will all be raised as the lines get blurred. Even more pressing, Hugh's hardest task won't be diagnosing the dictator but saving her (it's 2016 people) own life

starring
>Bradley Cooper as Dr Manity
>David Oyelowo as the dictator, a conservative christian obsessed with purging his country of the muslim rebels
>Natalie Portman as the ex Mrs Manity
>Andrew Garfield as the plucky young reporter who's given exclusive access to the story while the rest of the press is banned from the hospital. He must also battle with his growing feelings of friendship that turn to much more for Hugh
>Anthony Mackie as hospital's director struggling with balancing ethics and bills

that's what they said the year before too

It will be an off-screen death, as to not trigger anyone.

in a world controlled by a evil white patriarchy...

1 woman will find the courage...

to...

cry..

about shit on line

"FEMINAZI" rated R for retarded

Arnold returns as an old grizzled man facing another Predator one more time

Freddy Mercury biopic that has an intense focus on his homosexuality

>based on a true story
>3 couples: WM/BM, AF/BF, LF/WMtF
>villain is a rich white male banker
>not really a love story, but a story about oppression, racism and discrimination
>Sean Penn is the WMtF and he's a doctor who spends most of his time volunteering. He mainly helps poor orphan refugee girls, who are starving. Outside his refugee center there are fat, balding white men in worn out white wifebeaters yelling racist slurs and waving Nazi flags. The evil white male banker comes weekly to talk shit and threatens to shut down Sean Penn's center.
>add some relationship drama of the 3 couples and have Sean Penn and his/her partner adopt several orphaned children

I'm not good at this, but there could be a lot more. 10 Oscars at minimum.

lesbian romance set in a concentration camp