ITT: Post what you want the image for /film/'s sticky to be

Refn would work as well

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>Lynch needs to be the face of /film/ to keep the plebs away
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm okay with this.

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These desu.

Any Bane related image will attract shitposters and these ought to be kept at Cred Forums.
t. Cred Forums shitposting pleb
You're the exact kind of poster we want away from /film/

>Lynch
>to keep the plebs away

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>split /film/ from Cred Forums
>somehow Bane is supposed to stay on Cred Forums

>Reddit: The "horror" movie.

>he doesn't like sisterly love
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAG

Baneposter here... I will shitpost every single thread in /film/

try to stop me haha

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Proof that he's been contrarian his whole life

this

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jesus christ this pic just triggered my PTSD from that jumpscare

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why not /cs/ - Capeshit, instead?

A NUUUU

this

If it's gonna be Tark it's gotta be this

/film/

>the conjuring2 had more jumpscares

the witch is a 7/7, fuckers, it's the best you can get from a DEAD genre

>welcome to /film/
>character from a movie

What is this jap shit?

what film is this

dont murder me

>can't even tell a movie apart from a kino
>pretends to fit in with the /film/ crowd
You're exactly who everyone is trying to avoid.

>Faust
>Directed by F.W Murnau
>Jap shit

you fucking pleb

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>jumpscares are cheap! is n-not like i actually get scared by them hehe

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How do we keep these people off of /film/?

if we let these people post, /film/ won't last three seconds

>We can only discuss the films i like
Delete your account

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Wasn't on Cred Forums much lately. Is /film/ really going to happen?

entry level taste does not apply in a serious film discussion board

Yes but le patricians wish it to mean only kinography and fit their personal expectations and not just "movies," where Cred Forums would be television.

>people posting about film don't belong on /film/

I concur m'brethren. Keep these plebs out of our kino connoisseur club.

Not with that taste you plebeian

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/film/ is a terrible idea desu

>he thinks hiroshima has the same definition of film as the meme
You do know that /film/ would include film, cinema, movies, flicks, and kino, right?

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This

Also
>Sticky

We will be able to discuss porn films on /film/?

>waaaaaa people don't list my shitty obscure wankfest films so they have bad taste

i will piss on your grave

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DUDE TARKOVSKY BERGMAN TARR THE LIST GOES ON I'M A CINEPHILE

no such thing but yes, metaphysics is allowed

the VVitcherman

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>Ironic posting

>>>/leddit/

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

>Wasn't on Cred Forums much lately. Is /film/ really going to happen?
Yes.
see

Gaspar Noe porn threads should be allowed

youtube.com/watch?v=2K8O0rVeSC4

Blacked put a great deal of effort into their lighting, makeup and cinematography, and therefore should be considered /film/.

effort =/= result

But the result is good so it's obvious they put the effort in.

convince me

Perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zxqkrmkhrjw
Duvall is the modgod that will throw all the plebs out of /film/

don't die

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The whole point of /film/ is that it'll be moderated so that rule 3 is actually enforced

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is that dolan? lmao

rollin for this

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This guy with a bane mask, the scarface gun and some meme patterns

Yes

Is that a real donut?

These are the only good picks

Noice

what's this?

>that grip

Kuberick is probably the most agreeable

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Fuck off

It has to be Armond. That contrarian fuck is hated by 99% of other critics just like this board it hated by 99% of Cred Forums

secret meme/movie? nice, i'll post it on reddit and they'll explain it to me

Will /film/ return?

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Hello 2015 friend

This actually.

mfw I've been here since 2009 and still don't know what that is.

hi, what's up?

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FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wait what? we're actually getting a /film/ board?

It is indeed. It's made by some lady in Russia apparently.

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Rolling for /our guy/

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>there are people who think splitting Cred Forums into two equally shitty boards is actually going to change anything

what a waste of time. it'll be closed down in days.
we are going to be the butt of all the other boards jokes ;_;

Change it to /film/

>it'll be closed down in days.

explain yourself soldier. It'll be absolutely spammed to shit with cuck porn and "what did he mean by this?" threads initially but eventually that'll die down.

We don't. We let them go to /film/ and we stay on Cred Forums

can i vote for this somehow?

this has my vote

hiro made it once already and exactly what that user described happened, leading to it being shut down in about 3 hours

>closing it down immediately instead of letting the shitposting die

i just live here, ok pal

Pizza is the quintessential film food

>LotGH reaction image

Dude, i love pizza too!

shitposting never dies, newfag

Tell that to /his/

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Who would even bother shitposting on /his/, I don't even think most people knows it exists.

should have been >you've been lynched
tip top choice
sets a bad precedent of memes and capeshit
the only tolerable meme

The point is that it was flooded with shiposts when it was first made but a few weeks of active moderation made it clear that it wasn't a board for shitposting

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Welcome to /film/

Check the catalog before making a new thread; superhero or Star Wars discussion should go in the appropriate generals and actor/actress discussion should pertain to their careers

>durr what to watch
imdb.com/chart/top
theyshootpictures.com/gf1000.htm
bfi.org.uk/films-tv-people/sightandsoundpoll2012/critics
rateyourmusic.com/films/chart

Should be more informational things about reading film and understanding it.

I'd rather have pic related than a Chinese man with a speedo.

inb4 Zizek

How about this?

Don't you understand the real purpose of /film/
It's to remove capeshitters from Cred Forums before season 3 of Twin Peaks starts

1-week ban, then 1-month if they do it a second time, then permaban. For all the people saying it's because of Reddit that people think Cred Forums is only for shitposting, this is your chance to turn the tide.

this

add Pauline Kaels geocities page and Siskel and Ebert .org as an accurate resource for figuring out if a pre - 2000 film is actually good

Might as well add Rosenbaum's list too

winrar

seriously tho, make it happen

Include the Vatican list

Actually, his other pic would be better

I'm going to post some silly pics of directors now

benis

this

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..... you do realize bans dont actually do anything right?

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are those the right dimensions or is it streched?

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>superhero or Star Wars discussion should go in the appropriate generals and actor/actress discussion should pertain to their careers
Why would you allow any of that garbage on /film/

crap needs to stay here

the whole making /film/ is retarded
what it should be created is /celeb/ and /youtube/ so the crap flies away
instead whats going to happen is that /film/ will get raided to death

BRAVO ASIAN MOOT, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

>imdb

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/thread

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>this thread

/film/ is doomed already

>noc recognizing the greatest director alive

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any of these would be nice

is /film/ actually happening?

You wouldn't last 5 seconds on /film/, pal

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My dubs say something else

superior

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Rekd/chekd

lol yeah it is

>implying an automatic response from the spinal cord that you instantly recover no prob from can compare to the dread from real horror movies of wondering if something's in your pitch black room at 3 in the morning

SHEEEIT

while i agree that the board may be stinked up for a few days by shitposters, i think that general threads as a whole are necessary and, when used correctly, can work at keeping large amounts of people from ruining threads (i.e. k-pop threads on Cred Forums or many of the generals that already exist on Cred Forums. Best case senario, the board becomes exactly what the title says, a place to discuss films.

Just saw this Hungarian flick. Pretty pictures everywhere.

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Cinema

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this one is actually pretty good

Everything cinema, e.g. flicks, kino, blockbusters, etc, is allowed on /film/, but capeshit needs their own general.

this works for me

Thanks! Its from my short
youtu.be/IlIK9MDrOZc

This

This has to be samefag. Generic shit is mad generic. Here, good use of architecture.

Prefer the cartoon version

if its any consolation to my bad taste in architecture i like yours more

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>someone thought this was worth filming and uploading to youtube

The Driver's jacket

Holy fuck this

/film/ should be 90% Malick threads tbqh

My apologies. At least you know what looks good. Study up on photography so you can apply it when making films. Cinema is visuals first and foremost.

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Don't listen to them man, you're doing great, keep it up. it's actually shit, don't ever do it again

It's an illustration of light

BASED ROCCO

Pls?

>sets a bad precedent of memes and capeshit
Thats the joke.

Were you on this board everyday at 7 am EST?

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I unironically like this one.

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delete

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What the hell, this is fucking terrifying. I've never seen anything quite that spooky looking in a film. Something about the wings, just this massive black shadow.

What movie? Is filename related?

I didn't recognize it for what it was at first, it looks stretched.

You guys know that making a new board will only prolong the inevitable right?

Totally unrelated, but for whatever reason, that image makes me think of this song.

youtu.be/FDqxY2gIcPI

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her u go my man

imdb.com/title/tt0016847/

what film is that?