Is Fallon finished?

Is Fallon finished?

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He's literally having Clinton next Monday
Are these people crazy ?

Trump seems like a bro. Would have q beer with. Fallon seems like a fag. I hope he gets aids.

Maybe he'll make her walk around for a bit to prove she's not dead.

Fallon actually is a bro. Had a beer with him back in the day. He's actually kind of timid in social situations.

>Senior Editor, The Huffington Post

Just nuke America and get this shit over with.

aww look how trump is actually happy when being treated nice by a hollwood liberal

Canada doesn't deserve that.

It's called the United States.

She gives me an uncanny valley vibe, every word and movement seems stiff and scripted. I honestly can't imagine her doing something normal like having a conversation.

While he comes across as a huge narcissist, Trump does act like a human being.

I think his sheepish, shy nature is part of the charm.

Nicole Kidman went over to his apartment to fuck him once and he was too beta to seal the deal and just played video games instead. He found out her intentions YEARS later live on his show and got embarrassed as fuck it was great

>Canada doesn't deserve that.
They elected Trudeau. Yes they do.

Maybe the whore should have made her intentions clearer.

Oh baby

>Justifiably
So what did they expect him to do?
Get up and start calling Trump bad names?

They fully expected him to start screaming about tax returns and calling him Hitler.

Fuck Fallon desu

>I can't
*FAKE LAUGH*
>I can't even
*BURSTS IN LAUGHTER AND STOPS AFTER 2 SECONDS*
>oh MY god
*LOWERS HEAD LAUGHING AND BANGS ON THE TABLE*

The fact that Fallon isn't blindly on the left by default is the reason he's kicking the likes of Colbert in the ass in the ratings.

Not that I'm a fan of him either, but people don't like their late night hosts to lecture them.

>cunts in general
>being direct about anyting

Is he our guy?

>Are these people crazy ?
They're big supporters of Hillary Clinton, so, yes.

the annoying thing about the news today is that commentary from nobodies is considered news itself.

"twitter in uproar over x, look at these 3 tweets we cherrypicked."

meanwhile online magazine content just pumps out more articles that are just opinionated complaints from total nobodies with no special insights from their expertise in the area or inside contacts.
>huffingtonpost
>salon
>xojane
>jezebel
>slate
and multiple other less known ones are all like this.

They never break stories, never add anything, they just regurgitate and clickbait their way to getting views.

You can complain that both breitbart and huffington post are biased but at least breitbart does journalism and breaks stories while huffingtonpost et al do nothing but regurgitate things in a smug/angry liberal voice.

>mfw some liberal tries to tell me there's no liberal-bias in the mainstream media

How the fuck. He had him cornered.

We need to stop talking about Hillary's health Trump is literally hitler
he needs to be stopped at all costs, Hillary is a woman and a democrat
she is clearly going to be the best president in history.
We
need to stop talking about her foreign policy record especially
regarding the middle east, Trump is going to make it hard for people to
illegally enter the united states that's literally no different from the
nazi's.
We need to stop talking about Hillary's business affairs,
Trump is a misogynist which means that he has a pathological hatred of
women he will bring back pay inequality for women and sign laws that
force them to quit their jobs when they are married or have babies.
We
need to stop talking about Hillary's illegal handling of her emails in
regards to national security it has no bearing on her fitness as a
public servant or a person who's decisions affect the entire world
Donald Trump literally hates black people he will literally bring back slavery.
People who are supporting Trump are literally committing hate crimes we
need to identify these people and target them.
We need to to stop
talking about Hillary's relationship with Saudi Arabia it's a whole
different country there it's their culture to oppress women and kill
homosexuals trying to impose our values on them would be racist, Trump
wants to kill or deport all muslims in the US it's no different from the
holocaust I literally cant even right now Trump makes me sick.

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oh boy i sure do love Cred Forums threads in addition to the capeshit that's ruined this board

funny, it's you who's crying

looks like fallon's on the wrong side of history

the 2100 high school history textbooks are gonna ROAST this faggot

take your hurt feelings elsewhere

>I hurt myself today

Don't you babies ever get tired of your Cred Forums boogeyman?

Cred Forums this Cred Forums that jesus christ you'd think that Cred Forums invented the right.

Regular people on say, facebook, talk about these things all the time, would you tell them to go to Cred Forums too?

If Cred Forums didn't exist which boogeyman would you blame? Reddit?

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>possible future president
>people expect jimmy to be an asshole to him

can't win here

>funny, it's you who's crying

I know you are, but what am I ?

triggered as fuck

exactly

as a result of this Fallon will be treated well when Trump is elected

>To see if I still feel

10/10

>Vague outrage from literal whos trying to show a violation of social consensus

At least they know their audience.

>humanized a dangerous man
the clintons have literally left a mountain of bodies in their wake

He knew that by getting hit, he would win.

Political correctness started taking a hold of Western society in the late-80's and early-90's. This, coupled with the Internet giving "everybody a voice", gave birth to two things:

(1) the average idiot believing that their opinion is somehow important, and;
(2) the rapid sharing of knowledge which led to the discovery of what many had suspected but couldn't quite prove. The Jews, by way of the Frankfurt School and cultural Marxism, were slowly and steadily degrading society piece by piece, person by person.

This is why Cred Forums is so important. It's a collective of people forever searching for the truth and backing the truth up with facts, regarding the continual breakdown of society and the family unit. Cred Forums's influence is NEEDED on not only all boards of Cred Forums, but other websites as well, so that others may learn what we have, and begin to fight back as we have also.

Cred Forums is the chemo to the cancer that's plaguing the world.

but she's campaigning with pneumonia. do you realize how BADASS that is?!

Sometimes I wonder how things would be if the right controlled the media instead of the left.....

>but she's campaigning with pneumonia. do you realize how BADASS that is?!

where is the weak commander and chief narrative?

youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys

worst episode in a few seasons

Top kekerino

>yfw this just makes his ratings go up

When a woman invites herself over to your apartment you'd have to be straight fucking stupid to not understand what that means. She's there because she wants to ride your meat stick and nothing else.

How do we stop the tyranny of Zyklon Ben? How much POC blood must be spilt before someone puts an end to it?

>mfw when some conservative thinks billionaires who own these news networks want to enact liberal economic policies.

i dont think trump is that dangerous

he'll be bared from doing shit and wont be able to buold his wall

>using a porn image

When you watch others fuck, YOU are the cuck.

Pornography destroys your interior psychic world and replace it with a prebuilt disgusting one.
All that "no-fap" is bullshit, the real problem is fapping to porn, not the masturbation. If you feel the need to fap 10 times a day, then do it, but with your own fantasies.

Just try to remind your childhood and your pre-adolescent period, at that time you didn't need porn to get turned on. Now, if you're accustomed to porn, it will be very hard to simply masturbate without it.

The thing is that your creative power, comes mainly from your libido. Your sexual fantasies can be easily converted to a powerful energy to create, think, or do other things. Sex takes an important part of your psyche, and is at the origin of a lot of its contents. By imposing its own degrading images and not letting you create your personal ones, watching porn will slowly degrade your ability to create, because you will be used to have a pre-made material.

It's catastrophic because it impoverished your brain, you became lazy because all the images are available, and also you became more and more perverted because to be turned on, you always need more powerful and shocking images.

Porn is bad for your psyche, and bad for your creative power. You should try to progressively reduce your consumption, and try to masturbate without it more and more until you're totally disinfected.

Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 1
theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/pornographys-effect-on-the-brain-part-1/
Pornography's Effect on the Brain - Part 2
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Pornography's Effects on Adult and Child
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Your Brain on Porn
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>Justifiably

IM RUBBER UR GLUE WHATEVER U SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO U!!

They send their people in to give themselves loopholes.

A garbage man!

I dunno, I actually laughed a few times. Barely laughed at all last season

I think I cracked 1 genuine smile. Last season was crap as well.

Wish they made more episodes like Creme Frieche, Man Bear Pig and Go God Go(1 and 2)

More like ratings boosted, if you live inside the twitter and online "journalism" echo chamber, you start thinking they have all the power.
But reality is quite Hillary has zero grassroots support and no one dare says they support her with all their heart in fear of calling.
Trump supporters on the other hand are prime autists that would kill for him and follow his every move.

I thought HuffPo only had female editors these days.

copypasta destroys yours interior creative world and replaces it with a pre-built disgusting one

What was the point of making this story up user

It's not like these shows offer anything of value to the american public.

is this from a real game?

>implying they don't

They're too big to be hurt by taxes. They want to throw more money into the government to virtue-signal.

LA Noire

Why are people so mad?

Yeah. LA Noire.

>mfw

Yeah, thats definitely the face of someone who takes black cock in the ass

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Reminder that trump is never wrong

Fallons find, he's just not the most confident guy out there so is very jittery

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>how dare Jimmy be a professional and impartial host

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She was, Jimmy was just too young to realize it.

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i'm a liberal who strongly dislikes both trump and fallon but what did they expect? he's not a political commentator or a journalist.

people need to shut the fuck up. if they want to complain about the election, they should complain about how shitty the news media is or the political process that picked the candidates, not fucking late night. late night is shitty too but not because of this.

this

half the cast of mad men is in it

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>too young

is it always the responsibility of the man to initiate?? Maybe he didn't feel comfident enough to flirt a woman he thought was so beautiful.

He'll probably treat her the way The Onion treats the left, with that positive satire kind of thing. Where you're ultimately complimenting someone but doing it in a "humorous" way.

Watch the video again, she was so incredibly overt but Fallon just ignored her and played videogames

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>normalizing white supremacy

I thought part of the whole problem is we live in a society that is white dominated.

So how can something that is already dominate be normalized further?

And doesnt this fall under equal time? Ie, if you have one presidential candidate on your show, you have to let the other one on to?

>traffics in casual misogyny

>Narcissist

Meme word. By virtue anyone with more pride than oneself can be a narcissist.

ffs,

he is the tonight show host, his job is to throw a bunch of softball questions at who ever goes on his show, iirc when cuckservatives were upset at him for being too nice to michelle obama on the late show.

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Why are Lenofags so fucking annoying?

>He'll probably treat her the way
this

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>Nicole Kidman went over to his apartment to fuck him once and he was too beta to seal the deal and just played video games instead.

Fallon sounds straight out of an anime.

So he won't step on any lego? That's a pretty weak wish.

One day you will realize all Hillary supporters are only doing it for fear of their lives. Have you seen what has happened to people tied to her investigations?

>getting outraged at every small little thing

Trumps victory will probably give them an aneurysm.

Ayy fucking lmao

>people turning on Jimmy Fallon for THIS of all things
>not because he's unfunny or overly charismatic to the point of annoyance
>but because he rubbed trump's head

>when you realize you've taken a joke about the God Emperor one step too far

No but for real, I'm a yuge Donald Trump supporter and I thought this segment was funny. I always say you have to learn to laugh at yourself and laugh at those things you support. Hell, I'm a big 2nd Amendment supporter too and that aussie, what's his face, Jim Jefferies rails against guns but his satire and caricature of a gun owner still makes me laugh a bit.

I miss the days when people could just have fun without finding shit to be offended about...

he attacked hillary

Reminder that the Onion got bought out by Univision this year and is being run by a Clinton supporter now.

>Fallon
>one beer
He's an alcoholic

;_;

The absolute mad men....

>(((Silverman)))

>I miss the days when people could just have fun without finding shit to be offended about...

yeah, what a pity, we can't take a joke anymore, oy vey, it's another 9/11.

Except you are white and don't carry a stigma wherever you go. So it's not on the same level when someone makes a joke of you.

great post user

the fact that nowadays liberal reporters are trying to present their opinion like the voice of the nation is why nobody trusts the media

>implying they don't
Keep it up

>Nicole Kidman went over to his apartment to fuck him once and he was too beta to seal the deal and just played video games instead.
ONE OF US

>anti-semitic
Isn't he married to a jew?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEE
dailycaller.com/2016/09/16/media-outraged-after-trump-tricks-them-to-cover-endorsements-from-military-heroes/

JESUS FUCKIN CRIST


AMERICA'S PEOPLE IS LIKE TRUDEAU PERSONIFICATION

lol roasties btfo

>Laura (((Silverman)))

Is there a time were Cred Forums isn't right?

let us pray her anxiety gets the better of her and she kills herself

i had to make a similar post like that two times today alone

people screaming Cred Forums whenever they don´t like something is getting annoying

>Humanize

I'm disturbed by how much they want to dehumanize someone, this is without getting in the constant "He is Hitler" they keep spamming.

>Except you are white and don't carry a stigma wherever you go. So it's not on the same level when someone makes a joke of you.
Nice try, friend. Can't we just have a friendly thread without you masterbaiters seeking (You)'s? I just wanted to comment on the subject of the OP. Stop making this about (You)

Why americans are so cucks?

lol stupid whore

I really wish Ebola-Chan had succeeded.

/X/ got pretty mad.

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These people need a helicopter ride.

what, you don't agree?

That would require the ability to keep the guy in the corner. He didn't have the skill for that.

I might feel bad if she was being remotely honest and wasn't full of shit on every point. There's no way a Jew is this easily upset. They already have the world by the balls.

>Isn't he married to a jew?
his daughter is, iirc he is too cozy with the jews. I don't understand why people call him antisemitic, beside the fact that kwans are obsessed with jews.

>silverman

I don't think either candidate should be treated like this. It's a frightening election and Cred Forums has warped our brains to accept this.

>getting annoying

Blaming reddit or Cred Forums for everything you is part of the same fedoracore faggotry that been all over Cred Forums for years.

>"HE DIDN'T TREAT TRUMP LIKE SHIT!!! REEEE REEEE WHY DID HE TREAT HIM LIKE A HUMAN BEING?? REEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


>"Who want's to live in a MEAN SPIRITED WORLD like Trump's world?"


SJWs, everybody.

>Cred Forums has warped our brains to accept this.
you give Cred Forums way too much credit,

also learn to laugh at the freakshow

>state facts that not every bad person in the world is a heterosexual, white, Christian man
>OMG YOU RACIST, SEXIST, ANTI-SEMETIC, BIGOTED PIG

I hate the world we live in

Agree with what? You didn't make a point, and are still baiting for (You)'s and I'm still taking the bait for some reason I can't comprehend...

>Except you are white and don't carry a stigma wherever you go.
No, but I carry Sigma wherever I go.

So how about that television and film stuff huh

youtube.com/watch?v=qtsNbxgPngA

I hear far too much of myself in this story

>anti-Semitic
Trump is extremely pro Israel. Its the only thing about him I don't like.

Also I didn't watch this but from what I've seen of him Fallon plays it safe when it comes to anything political. If he jokes about anything related to politics, its in a way that doesn't offend people (and usually isn't funny). So it doesn't surprise me if he talked to Trump like a human rather than trying to grill him and get him to slip up like a lot of other (((hosts)))

Well at least it started about a TV show...

>Cred Forums
Yeah, because nasty people didn't exist before Cred Forums

>And doesnt this fall under equal time? Ie, if you have one presidential candidate on your show, you have to let the other one on to?

it does since clinton is going to come on the show in a few days. i don't watch colbert but i assume he has much more liberals on than conservatives. if colbert had him on and gave him softball interview, i could see liberals being upset but jimmy fallon seems pretty apolitical.

he invited a presidential candidate on his show. although i didn't fucking watch the interview, i assume he was polite and laughed too hard and acted exactly like he does with every other guest. just like he will with clinton. that's what fallon's show is about: inoffensive, happy, fuzzy entertainment for old people

the real problem is that people spend so much time on the internet being outraged assholes that can no longer tell what behavior is appropriate for real life situations.

also, i can't help but add that it's very troubling to me that people are unwilling to acknowledge that someone they don't like is a person and get mad when other people do. i don't like trump but that doesn't mean i'm going to pretend he's an evil lizard man without an ounce of humanity. i think it's very important to humanize people you don't like. otherwise, you just end up yelling at cardboard cutouts and become an asshole.

>all the butthurt from this
Jesus Christ. I hate Trump too but these people are acting like faggots. It almost makes me want to vote for him just to exacerbate their bitch tears.

>Nicole Kidman went over to his apartment to fuck him once
of all the things that never happened...

>Trump is extremely pro Israel
no wonder he got this far

>American guns

It's time to accept the Germans as our superiors

Yes, because she would go on national television and lie about ever doing that just for the laughs.

I can understand not liking Trump but I cannot understand the people who think that the world is
L I T E R A L L Y
going to end if he is elected. It's beyond retarded.

>tfw voting for Johnson
I don't care how much you call me a cuck

Nobody is stigmatizing black people. Nobody is making a joke of you.

You have a victim complex and waving it around makes you and your political affiliations look silly. Start treating people of all colors the same and you'll realise it was all (maybe 95%) in your head.

>There's no way a Jew is this easily upset. They already have the world by the balls.

Jews are ALWAYS easily upset. That's how they rule the world in the first place. Thousands of years of persecution makes you EXTREMELY paranoid. So they put controls in place instead of but they just stop being cunts.

youtu.be/rYF7opH-9do

its almost as if people are finally realizing what a useless tool Jimmy Fallon is

i dont understand why people are surprised

>not banning guns altogether
Literally what's the point. Only policemen need guns to begin with.

You're far too well balanced for this thread, you need to shout about Jews some more and call someone a nigger.

No one wants to listen to reason, your well thought out viewpoint will convince nobody who doesn't already think that. Any faggot raging will never change their mind.

The world already ended with Brexit.

#cucked

Do you know what Aleppo is? Does it bother you that the man you're voting for doesn't know basic information about the Middle East?

wtf is Aleppo tho

>humanised a man
DEAR GOD WHAT WILL WE DO

>gun grabbing fake as fuck liberal
CÃœCK

These are the sweetest tears I've ever tasted

I'm kinda upset about anyone tarnishing Calvin and Hobbes with anything. I don't even hate Trump.

Bit rude to call Switzerland and Norway hell desu

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/p28RKOir55zDAVbhSbJV_w/

i think you have a shitposting problem bud

Even Letterman who used to be pretty outspoken for a late night host would only really push someone's buttons a little bit and be pretty relaxed the rest of the time

Why are people mad?

Not even a canacuck fan but this was during sparring(training) and not in an actual fight where he likely would have played more defense.

>gun grabbing
?

>Is Fallon finished?
yeah.....in first

>1:14

still makes me laugh, the change in his face

That's why I hate talking politics with the vast majority of people; they get way too emotionally invested. If someone has a logical, rational viewpoint but you happen to disagree with it, you don't need to resort to screaming and name-calling.

I also dislike when a person learns of some important occurrence, immediately forms an emotionally or morally driven opinion without doing any research into the event, and will defend that opinion to the death no matter how much logic or evidence contradicts it.

So when is huffpo going to demand we put Trump supporters in the ovens since they are not humans like their demon leader.

Do these people understand the implications of their own rhetoric? Jesus, american liberals are fucking insane.

Brexit aftermath was amazing. Brit/pol/ reported tons of people just walking in their universities angry.

Prepare yourself for concentrated Liberal tears.

youtu.be/WZl2udKDG3g

Jimmy is an entertainer. What were people expecting? Hard hitting political discussion?

When did the US go from voting for their party of choice to public declarations that opposing parties are pure undiluted evil that shouldn't even be spoken to like they are human beings?

What is this expression trying to convey?

The liberal media targeting enemies, not even joking. Most colleges are full of overly liberal professors as well. It took me a while after graduation before I saw reality and got out of the liberal bubble. I think the thing that pushed me over the edge was my friend supporting the Ferguson riots

Although, to be fair, the HuffPo is outspokenly liberal so you can't be surprised when they put out shit like this

Britfag reporting, the butthurt was spectacular to witness, I cant even imagine what levels it would reach after a Trump victory

Underage kiddo get out

so many liberal arts college students moaning on Facebook that Brexit had "ruined their lives", no retard taking The Feminist Critique of Christianity for your degree ruined your fucking life.

this is the funniest shit i've read all day

Me tho.

I hate Hillary tho, but im just want to see butthurts sjw so badly.


I gonna vote for trump, just for the lulz

I went over to tumblr that night and gathered buckets of tears (in screencap form).

Please let Trump win, if only for the look on the collective face of the left.

>Trump
>anti-Semitic

Is that why he's the candidate pledging the most aid to Israel? Because he hates Jews so much?

It started with the Westburrow church. Just about everyone agrees they are assholes so counter protesting them got popular. That turned into completely shutting down their protest and that got people in the news as heroes.

Now it has gotten to the point where people think it is common to shut down all opposing views.

>no retard taking The Feminist Critique of Christianity for your degree ruined your fucking life.
Oversimplification never hurt anyone, no sir.

i wish i had been faster on the meme game, he spent 30 grand on this fucking thing and some neckbeard in his underwear posted it on Cred Forums once

Nobody stigmatizes you for being non-white, shitskin.
Except yourself. Maybe analyze your own behavior and maybe estimate why people don't like you?

I think Trump would likely do good for many domestic and economic policies, but I'm very skeptical about his foreign policy and overall leadership abilities. I still don't know who I'll vote for because I don't really like Hillary either.
I probably would've voted for a moderate republican like Rand or Kasich

This desu.
>OMG the LIBRUALS said something bad about the god emperor how dare they!!!!

>Liberals mad that Jimmy Fallon, host of a popular late night talk show treats his guests with dignity and respect because he wants everyone to watch his show, not just ideologues like with Colbert.

that face hahaha damn son

Never thought about this, but you have a point. At this point though I think if Trump loses it sends a message that their tactics worked and that's the least preferable option.

Thanks for posting that. I'll check it out later.

Are more candidates than hillary and trump?


I didnt know that

>Many reporters, some standing on chairs, began shouting questions over the applause from the guests in attendance. But Trump, having accomplished what he wanted, took none.

I'm a libertarian faggot, but this is great.

Misleading yourself, then getting mad at someone else about it, and then crying about it does nothing to the person focusing your unjustified rage on. It only makes you look like a complete dipshit.

>Please let Trump win, if only for the look on the collective face of the left.
I agree. I hate both him and Clinton, but feel that Clinton would do a better job. That being said, I want Trump to win just so I can drink Liberal tears.

No, the primaries are over.

Political correctness consists of actions, words and ideas that cannot be said because it would offend voters. It's based on party and the right has it as much as the left.

E.g.
>Trump is racist

The evolution of this idea that Cred Forums is a haven of free speech comes from having to discredit leftist arguments as bleeding heart virtue signalling thus anything else must therefore be logical and right.

Cred Forums is not a bastion of free speech, you can do that anywhere on the Internet. Even reddit has a bigger Trump subreddit than Cred Forums.

I just want the liberals that promise to leave if Trump is elected to do so.

>Started with the Westboro

No.

I can't take libtards anymore

Trump doesn't drink

Have any of them "threatened" to move to Mexico? They want to live amongst Mexicans right? That's why they're so set against enforcing immigration laws. They're willing to tolerate criminals in their community as long as they're Mexican, so why not just move to Mexico?

>Thousands of years of persecution
lol come on now.

>I want Trump to win just so I can drink Liberal tears.
So you still live with your parents and have nothing to lose with a Trump presidency huh

I hope you're underage because wanting a candidate to win so you can be smug about it is fucking retarded

>justifiably

outrage culture is p funny imo

No, just the usual.. Canada and the Caliphate of Europe.

>Trump is racist
Objectively true.
>hurr the judge won't be fair to me because he's Mexican

What the fuck do you honestly think will happen if Trump wins?

I wonder how crazy it's going to get next time.
>8 years Trump
>2024 elections bring in new Liberal era
>2032 Mandatory cross dressing bondage at all universities.

Holy fuck that is hilarious

>Cred Forums
>outright censorship
Wrong

Cred Forums is always right too.

reeeee

>so what do you do?
>i'm a journalist...
>"WE'RE ALL MAD BECAUSE A COMEDY GUY DIDN'T YELL AT A POLITICS GUY!"

>being so desperate to the point of creating hypothetical outrage

>So you still live with your parents and have nothing to lose with a Trump presidency huh

A Clinton Presidency would benefit nobody except minorities already on welfare and illegal immigrants.

>but feel that Clinton would do a better job.
You should really be dragged out into the street and shot. Literally any other candidate, including Johnson and Stein, would be a better choice than Killary.

Thinking that your life is going to radically change if one candidate wins over the other is much more underage and retarded. Yeah my taxes might go up or down a bit, yeah there might be more or less construction of things, but overall my day to day life will be the exact same.

>implying the world will end of Trump is elected
>implying his vote will even matter
>implying this election wasn't already decided by the globalists back in 2008 and this is all an entertaining sham

>So you still live with your parents and have nothing to lose with a Trump presidency

Fucking lel. You have it backwards, faggot.

People with jobs are the ones with something to lose if Clinton gets the presidency, i.e. 4 years of H1B abuse, illegal immigration expansion and diversity-quotas.

The only people that actually benefit from a Clinton presidency are little shits already on government dosh.

"The jews did this" was a meme even back in the late middle ages. What basically happened was, angry poor Europeans needed a boogeyman but there weren't many brown people around back then so they picked jews instead. This of course changed with the crusades.

>I'M SO OUTRAGED AT TRUMPS RACISM AGAINST MEXICANS THAT IF HE WINS I'M GOING TO MOVE TO A COUNTRY WITH EVEN LESS MEXICANS TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE LIVING WITH MEXICANS
That's liberals for you.

It's sad that we live in a world where people cannot recognise something as simple as professional courtesy.
Instead they have become so comfortable with the belief that acting out like and aggrevated asshole is the only natural response when encountering something or somebody that does not fit one's own personal ideology. So long as you can maintain an air of your own moral superiority for others to look at.

Underated post. The hypocrisy is mind blowing for people that are supposed to be so tolerant and intelligent.

>nothing to lose with a Trump presidency huh

What? There is nothing to lose with either candidate, we've all ready lost everything that matters.

If you think there is really going to be much of a difference either way you are pretty retarded.

This.

Every single person going "durrrr I'll leave the country if Trump wins!" has been an irredeemable turd we'd be better off without.

It wasn't a meme. Jews were kicked out of every country they ever inhabited; not just by Europeans. The king of England kicked them out for clipping coins and this was centuries before the greedy jew became a stereotype. They have literally been a plague upon mankind.

>tfw I thought I was Cred Forums instead of Cred Forums

The entire Old Testament is basically a history of the Jews getting fucked over and over again (sometimes it's their own fault though), don't you read your bible, bro??

>TheJewish–Roman warswere a series of large-scalerevoltsby theJewsof theEastern Mediterraneanagainst theRoman Empirebetween 66 and 136 CE. While theFirst Jewish–Roman War(66–73 CE) and theBar Kokhba revolt(132–136 CE) were nationalist rebellions, striving to restore an independent Judean state, theKitos Warwas more of an ethno-religious conflict, mostly fought outside of theJudea Province. Hence, some sources use the term Jewish-Roman Wars to refer only to the First Jewish–Roman War (66–73 CE) and the Bar Kokhba revolt (132–135 CE), while others include the Kitos War (115–117 CE) as one of the Jewish–Roman wars.
>The Jewish–Roman wars had an important impact on the Jews, turning them from a major population in the Eastern Mediterranean into a scattered and persecuted minority.

Ever since then they've been thrown out and massacred time and time again.

The media was on 24/hr "Trump Hates All Mexicans!" alert, Trump may have had reason to suspect a Mexican judge might not be impartial towards him. That's not racism, that's just worrying that your judge is personally influenced by the media. If the judge had been a trainspotter and the media had spent the last 6 months telling the world how much Trump hates trains, he'd have the same complaint.

That said, he should've just trusted the judge to be impartial, you can't assume that the media influences professionals at that level.

>But that’s not what gets him elected. If he wants the independents and some Democrats to vote his way, he needs something bigger. He needs a trump card.
>And he has it.
>His hair.

blog.dilbert.com/post/125930283831/how-trump-becomes-president

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

Kek, so butthurt, so nu-male.

If I'm not mistaken the judge was American too. Why couldn't he trust that part?

>put Larry Wilmore in his place

lmao

>Nothing but a health problem or a new scandal could stop the inevitability train.
This is downright spoopy

Axaxaxaxaxaxa

>The jews did this is a meme
They been doing the same thing for thousands of years, getting into beancounter positions, tipping finances into their favor, and hiring their friends and family. Jews are no bogeymen.

>tfw US and Britain gave them Israel so they would stop
>tfw it didn't work

Underrated

>(((People)))

Trump has zero political experience, so he will just chill in the White House and continue to shitpost on Twitter. Also do diplomatic stuff of course and he seems to be pretty bad at this (lying about what the Mexican prez said after their meeting for example).

The actual president will be Mike Pence and the other republicans, which means social conservatism, alienating Putin even more, trying to undo the things Obama did (Iran, Cuba) and whatever the fuck Trump's economic advisors (Wall Street CEOs) are going to come up with. Also Tea Party Republicans will take over the party once and for all and senate & congress will be an ever bigger shitshow than during the Obama years.

Dems are probably going to pull the good ole Bill Clinton strategy again and push a Third Way moderate candidate in '20.

Trump presidency will be a wild ride and many diplomatic fuckups, Clinton will be more of the same. If I'm being honest to myself the country isn't doing so bad at the moment, so I prefer more of the same.

>Less Mexicans

Actually...

>The Government of Canada has made it a top priority to re-establish and strengthen our relationship with one of our most important partners, Mexico. To this end, Prime Minister Trudeau today announced Canada’s intention to lift the visa requirement for Mexican visitors to Canada beginning December 1, 2016. Lifting the visa requirement will deepen ties between Canada and Mexico and will increase the flow of travellers, ideas, and businesses between both countries.
>Closer collaboration between Canada and Mexico on mobility issues will also help encourage travel between the two countries while preventing any increase in asylum claims or other irregular migration. Officials plan to meet regularly to promote these mutual interests.

pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2016/06/28/canada-lift-visa-requirements-mexico

found the redditer who started browsing Cred Forums two weeks ago because le ebin the_donald told him to

If Hillary'a numbers are too low in mid/late October the Dems will kill Bill for the sympathy vote

>likely
hes a fucking ski instructor and drama school graduate. its obvious he has no fighting skills whatsoever

Look at how that shit worked for brexit lel

Bill is already dead. They keep him "alive" with necromancy.

Good bye, Canada. Between being flooded with spics and muslims you really don't stand a chance. On the flipside though those two groups will probably go to war against each other: Catholics vs. Muslims.

Fallonw on me over with that one. Nice lad. He's a raging alcoholic too and as inoffensive as Jay Leno. I like him,

>gets triggered
>haha y-you guys are so triggered r-right now, heh

>1. Social freedom (that liberals like)

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Yes, his sicklu appearance now is preemptive evidence for when it happens

>Trump is like Brexit meme
really nigger

That's some pretty good banter.

>hurr the judge won't be fair to me because he's Mexican

How is that not a realistic concern?
The media has been blasting the "TRUMP HATES MEXICANS, IF YOU ARE A SPIC YOU SHOULD PLOT HIS ASASSINATION"-lie for the past fucking year.

That's not "racism". That's logic.

Then again, Libturds gonna' Libturd.

>This political event with two choices one clearly pro establishment and the other not currently being covered lopsidedly by the political class and the mass media is not like brexit

Joke on you, i visit /lit/

and you were a meme birth, fag

>hurr the judge won't be fair to me because he's Mexican
DAE A MEXICAN JUDGE IS MEXICAN FIRST, JUDGE SECOND

HE'S TOO STOOPID TO NOT GET BRAINWASHED BY LAMESTREAM MEDIA TOO

FUCKING MEXICAN JUDGES YOU CAN'T TRUST EM

I hope Trump wins just to see people like this suffer a complete mental collapse.

If Hillary wins, who gives a fuck? Just more of the same shit America has already had. But Trump winning would be the ultimate triggering.

best post.

Even Nigel Farage said they were similar when he came to America and gave his speech on behalf of Trump.
>media against Brexit
>media against Trump

>polls say Brexit won't win
>polls say Trump won't win

>Canadian population: 30 million

I was wondering how they got swarmed with Muslims so quickly.

>UK people are totes like US people
>they're voting exactly the same
Hmm something tells me you're a Murican who doesn't know shit about the isolationist/fascist streaks in most european countries

Also if the White Anger vote would be enough to win an election in the US then Romney would be chillin in the oval office rn

>if hillary polls poorly bill will die in october for the sympathy vote

it didnt work for brexit

This post is like finding a peanut in a pile of elephant shit (Cred Forums). Kudos.

>anti-semitic

He's a New York businessman, supports Israel, and his son-in-law is a Jew, he's practically Jewish.

>Canada doesn't deserve that.
Canada is America's effete younger brother.

It deserves it more than America does.

>media against Romney
>polls say Romney won't win

You know that claiming a judge has a certain bias against a client is an easy way to get a new, and potentially softer judge, right?

Judges and lawyers are expected to be unbiased. It's like how John Adams, despite being extremely anti-British and pro-independence, still represented the British soldiers responsible for the Boston Massacre in court.

>pol/ is a collective of people forever searching for the truth and backing the truth up with facts

I hate it when I get pranked.

>the left.....

And that makes it okay?

>it's all Cred Forums fault
Do you realize how delusional you sound?

Shut the fuck up Francis

>judges and lawyers never recuse themselves

The difference here though is that the USA uses easily rigged electronic voting machines.

The left is only propping up Hillary and faking polls to make the inevitable "election" of Hillary seem plausible. The position of POTUS is always decided long before the convention stage, and not by a vote.

>faking polls
source?

Canada absolutely deserves that

That was before the left started using the media to call everyone who refused to vote their way "racist." Racist or not, people resent that more than you realise.

You know there's a reason why every major international sports game is refereed by a neutral party right?

It's a very valid concern

breitbart.com/radio/2016/08/01/pat-caddell-on-cooked-reuters-poll-never-in-my-life-have-i-seen-a-news-organization-do-something-so-dishonest/

I've seen a ton more like this, but don't have links handy. Pat Caddell is a registered Democrat btw.

Check your black privilege, bitch.

Pretty crazy if the information in that image is factual. Not that voting matters much anyway.

what kind of dog is that

they're getting there.

Liberals can't comprehend why Trump is winning.

spoiler alert.

It's Liberalism that's the fucking problem, Trump is a inevitable symptom.

Okay this sjw nonsense has gone too far, we gotta go back a bit.

i don't think he has any real ideas and will just be some dipshit sitting around in office getting stonewalled every time he wants to do something stupid. i'd rather see him elected than hillary as much as I dislike him.

rally maks me thank

is the entire interview on youtube? it's split into clips and I don't want to miss anything

>gotta keep dem goal posts a movin'

Wtf I hate trump now

Definitely not watch Clinton, guarantee af.

>What is Aleppo?
>You've got to be kidding me

I was pretty stunned by the Brexit vote, I assumed it would be rigged and that those rigging it would go with Remain. I still voted Brexit of course, you never know...

So I had to revise my belief about that. Either they were unable to rig it (we used paper votes, harder to rig) though they may have been caught trying here:

youtube.com/watch?v=EQPMlrNDlxA

Or they didn't bother rigging it because they were over-confident that Remain would win the vote, or it was rigged in favour of Brexit for some mysterious reason. The petulant media backlash makes me think they really were surprised and angry at the result though.

Honestly I can't see Trump doing more than 4 years.

at his age.

Especially if he's just running to prevent Hillary from winning.

Brexit was the mask cracking. I've become addicted to the Guardian because they are seriously having to hold themselves back from just making all caps headlines going FUCK YOU RACIST PEASANTS, it's amazing.

If Trump wins the mask will slip completely, please for the love of god Donald win. The people have to see the bohemian bourgeoisie meltdown in full view.

>current year mayme
>people still believing political leaders aren't anything more than a figurehead that barely get anything done

Globalists and Nationalists are two different ball games but some play both sides.

>Trump has zero political experience

I'll take a highly successful businessman over some puppet with a law degree.

>so he will just chill in the White House and continue to shitpost on Twitter

Cute, you actually think popular figures post on twitter, and not a trusted staffer.

Confirmed underage, and disregarded.

>If I'm being honest to myself the country isn't doing so bad at the moment, so I prefer more of the same.

The country is fucking shit right now, the whole world.

Things have to change, the globalists must be defeated.

Pretty sure Huffpost will shit the bed with something like "Why we won't be covering any use presidential news once Trump is sworn in."

>Johnson
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473662692511.webm

if trump wins the election, the backlash from liberals/people who realized they shouldn't have voted for the leader of their country as a joke will be huge. expect an even wider swing of the pedulum into SJW territory in 4-8 years.

and then they go bankrupt.

Bye Bye...You Won't Be Missed.

1726973 AND COUNTING

pulpless.com/gunclock/gunclock_index2.html

burgers are a fucking joke. their politics, their tv, their "opinions".

Modern day Catholics are completely cucked. They won't do shit.

>If Trump wins the mask will slip completely, please for the love of god Donald win. The people have to see the bohemian bourgeoisie meltdown in full view.

Fucking this. Gonna take the day off just to witness the immense level of asshurt that will spew from the establishment.

I expect salon and the guardian to post some god tier tantrums.

What's the problem with Trump being racist? Cred Forums is very racist so the Cred Forumstards should be glad their hero share their ideology about the difference between races

Dahnald...

Maybe, though a lot of the folks in the SJW movement right now will be in their mid to late 20s by then and opinions change over time.

jews took over the Catholic church sometime around 1965.

on msnbc right now

How about you hand over the delegates and come work for me Dahnald? You couldn't possibly beat my final delegate count form!

Pepe is a frog of peace though, those Pepes don't represent all Pepes.

He's a "successful businessman" in the same way the DCEU is popular with a wide audience.

He gets most of his money from back-end deals before he puts other people's money up for real estate projects.

All the businesses he actually tried to sustain FAILED SPECTACULARLY!

This is not secret information. It has been known for decades. He gets into rhetorical slap-fights with anyone that brings these facts up because he's sensitive about the subject. This is one reason why you won't be seeing his taxes. He can't brag on himself when people find out how he "makes" his money.

Only rubes call him a "businessman." Everyone else with a brain call him an "entertainer," and that being generous.

Here, educate yourself: content.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,2068227,00.html

>A Clinton Presidency would benefit nobody except minorities already on welfare and illegal immigrants.
you forgot your globalist overlords that want to undermine American workers and the American identity their unchecked immigration :^)

youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

>The country is fucking shit right now, the whole world.
I wish I still was a fifteen year old edgelord

jesus. what's the average age of a Cred Forums Cred Forums user? read one book

>I'll take a highly successful businessman over some puppet with a law degree.

>when it comes to the most important political position in the world
>I'll take a man with zero political experience over a person with political experience

also
>implying "highly successful businessman" means jackshit in politics

Why do you assume that only Cred Forums likes Trump? Because his supporters were publicly called racists, therefore anybody who remains a supporter after that accusation must actually be a Cred Forums tier racist? Because all non-racists would just die if people thought they might be racist.

Have you considered the possibility that maybe Trump isn't racist and that only some of his supporters are racist? And the non-racists don't care if you call them racist, in fact it only makes them despise the left more for using such political blackmail tactics?

I think if Trump was actually racist we'd have heard about it long before he decided to run for office. He's been in the public eye for decades and I don't remember one single criticism like that coming out.

If only...

dubs verifies

kek wills it

>Things have to change, the globalists must be defeated.

you would literally just be delaying the inevitable.

Hello, Shlomo.

>malcontent misfits and dorks ecstatic a mascot they purloined is being referenced by people they supposedly hate

RELINQUISH THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD!

DAAAHNALD!

>educate yourself
>clickbait top 10 list from TIME

You're a special kind of stupid.

>a frog from a fur fag comic gets air time on prime time news

yeah, why wouldn't we find this funny as shit?

>there is no alt-right, GEEZ!!! Leemeealoooone, MOM!!!

>I think if Trump was actually racist we'd have heard about it long before he decided to run for office.
I take it you weren't alive in the 80s then. He called for executing a group of black men accused of a brutal rape (turned out they didn't do it). inb4 that wasn't racist, yes it was, with that public call for execution Trump painted himself as a supporter of a movement that was happening in NY back then ("blacks are getting out of control", "we need harsher punishments for them")

you've expectedly misinterpreted my post as being authored by someone in favor of globalism.

>this shit is on national tv

what a triggering day this must be

you might want to turn your pc off before MDE airs tonight

>It almost makes me want to vote for him just to exacerbate their bitch tears.
literally the only reason i support him. i dont even care about politics

Not that user but I'd take honest but incompetent over a corrupt political veteran every time.

At least an incompetent politician can (and may even be more likely to) defer to an expert, and any fuck ups will be accidental and handled appropriately. A corrupt politician will deliberately cheat the USA and when things are going to shit as a result, only an honest politician would be able to fix it.

Hillary is deep in the pockets of Saudis, bankers and the military-industrial complex, amongst others. They are the ones who will set her policies, so you have to decide whether you trust those guys to run your country, not Hillary.

The better question is why would anyone besides malcontent dorks co-opt it.

I dunno, can you tell me how the fuck this shit is on primetime american tv right now?

I'm not watching TV hate-watching shit I don't like as you are, you fucking shut-in.

Your attempts to read confident in your gibberish is amusing.

I too am a rich white kid who lives with his parents and has no real problems :) :) :) the only reason I care about politics is to epic blow the fuck out libtard feminazi SJW cucks so I feel better about my virgin nu-male self (Deus Vult is optional as long as it won't be who's going to get drafted, I just wanna chill at home some some goooood weed and watch combat vids from the Deus Vult on Cred Forums it's gonna be fucking epic for the win)

>and any fuck ups will be accidental and handled appropriately
Iraq was accidental
Iraq was handled beautifully

Which "shit" are you talking about: Pepe, Donald Trump, or his supporters?

That's all that's on TV nowadays.

>I hate fun

Then why are you here?

>i dont even care about politics

most people voting for trump don't, and weirdly aren't even ashamed enough to keep the fact concealed. trump is the emotional choice. it's the i'm-fed-up-and-throwing-my-hands-in-the-air choice. muh sjws. muh something has to change. the message i want to send is "fuk u sjw's".. easier than putting effort into being an informed voter.

I will transcend dimensions to get my delegates, dahnald

>vote for me or the racists win!
>you arent a deplorable too are you?

>mfw betting my life savings on the Cruz Missile

>informed voter

Funny how the people who label themselves as that are usually the most emotional and rabid when it comes to politics.

Oh, I'm having fun, moron.

It's just that "fun" doesn't equal finding validation in hate watching MSNBC and racing to Chan all excited some shit I co-opted is being mentioned on it.

My standard of "fun" is a little higher than yours, mental microbe.

Are you mentally disturbed? Your post makes no sense in the context of what I said.

>inb4 that wasn't racist
That wasn't necessarily racist. I would call for the execution of brutal rapists no matter their race, you haven't demonstrated that Trump doesn't feel the same.

Is there an instance in which he called for a more lenient sentence for a group of white men accused of a brutal rape? If not, then it's not evidence of racism, just more complaining that white people must be racist to expect black people to behave like humans.

>Oh, I'm having fun, moron.
>It's just that "fun" doesn't equal finding validation in hate watching MSNBC and racing to Chan all excited some shit I co-opted is being mentioned on it.
>My standard of "fun" is a little higher than yours, mental microbe.

nice projection reddit nigger

>mental microbe

fucking lel

>vote for me or the racists win
If racists=Cred Forums then yes, that statement is 100% true. I don't want Cred Forums to win, they're funnier when they're having a meltdown.

Cred Forums get really salty with the idea of Trump being racist despite they should be wishing he actually is. If not, Trump wouldn't be one of them, a redpilled

0/10 see me after class

>Is there an instance in which he called for a more lenient sentence for a group of white men accused of a brutal rape?
He never opened his mouth when white guys raped women in his city

Reach for the sky Dahnald

>vote for me or you'll be raped by a Messican, and all the black guys will fuck all the pretty big-titty white women, leaving you with no options other than fucking your own sister. VOTE TRUMP!

>Oh, don't forget I'll be privileged to give FREE BLOWJOBS Putin like if I win. VOTE TWICE!

>Iraq was accidental
What? Iraq was planned before 9/11, by corrupt politicians (Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush snr) who made trillions off it via owning shares in the military-industrial complex (via the Carlysle Group).

And if you're worried about fuck ups on that scale, check how much money the military-industrial complex has given Hillary (through the Carlysle Group), and how they make their entire fortune (it's war). The warmongers own Hilary, don't forget that.

holy shit.
>eat a gun
the tolerant left.

>ur posts make no senz to meeee. make it so can unnerstan it better

Shit, I'm surprised you didn't put an " 're" in that "Your" there.

>claim that mexicans dont rape and trump is wrong
>rape a woman

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>Shit, I'm surprised you didn't put an " 're" in that "Your" there.

damn we got a nigger going on some hard bantz here

>posts meme to relay confidence in a pointless post where he greentexts material he can't find a proper response to and posts "fucking lel" to be edgy