Marvel nu-males BTFO

>this is cyborg

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looks like a nigger

>asymmetrical abs
DROPPED

>aquaman is more intimidating that cutesy thor

kek the dceu will get cancelled before they start on this nigger's movie

I guess Drago is ready to cross the sea.

Am I supposed to want to watch this now because of some Roided Nigger?

>Henry Cavill 6'1
>Ben Affleck 6'3(or 6'4)
>Ray Fisher 6'3
>Jason Momoa 6'4
>Joe Manganiello 6'5

Why does DC like big guys so much?

they're made for men not children

>even commissioner Gordon is an alpha

DCEU has something for everyone, beefcake and pretty/beautiful boys (Leto and Ezra Miller).

n-no one likes these roidmonkeys anyway

Fucks sake, the Henry photo cuts off right at the hairline making him look bald as a bald chap.

>Captain boomerrang is bigger than Thor

How based is DC kino?

IS HE WEARING HIGH HEELS?

Too much test I'm triggered

Golem get ye gone

Reminder BvS also got criticized for its masculinity.

Fucking HGH gut lmao

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

So are the people that post these threads. When /our actual guy/ Mel called batman vs superman trash they tried to claim we always hated him. These Cred Forums tourists are not locals my friend

Too bad about Jesse Eisenberg though.

>light lifts
>big arms
say it with me now lads
ST__OIDS

I don't get it.. Cap is pretty buff.

Funny part is his workout there has nothing to do with DCEU, he just wanted to stay in shape.

those fucking shoes

is actually a roid monkey unlike the others though
confirmed by the scientists of /fit/

It's not so much about being buff as it is to looking masculine. This is why Hemsworth and Evans don't count.

His head alone is bigger than Thor.

>Dat Mom tatoo.

retard

Don't comited at 100% to your role.

There's a shit ton of females that think Eisenberg is hot.

mum.

>Booker T
Based

How can marvel compete

STAROIDS

All conveintly leave out legs from photos. Kek never skip leg day. We will know. Lul

>shit beard, shit pecs, shit picture quality.

lel

It would be a massive waste of time because you never see them on screen.

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>It would be a massive waste of time because you never see them on screen.

You're not going to see the OP onscreen either, or did you forget he's playing a guy with 95% of his organic parts missing?

Momoa looks like a really gritty dude with those blonde highlights.

>good job Will, my turn to do you?
>fuck me in the ass? Sure! Give me a tattoo? Nigga please.

>I look better than this AHAHA

Why Cyborg? No one is even remotely hyped for him. Plebs are going to be so mad when they realize that this Cyborg isn't the "BOOYAH!" one of their childhood.

>DC movies are thinly veiled gay fight club porn
>They'll always be commercially and publicly inferior to Marvel movies

Pick two

Because they need a black guy.

Much more than hemsfag to say the least

>45 years old
>has the face of a 25 year old
>has the hairline of a 20 year old

it's not fair ;_;

Stop making shit up.

Then get Martian Manhunter

Literally one check of his instagram would show you tons of ppl all over his BBC for cyborg. Stop being retard and at least check social media before you post

Never said that, but Will doesn't look as impressive as the other pictures posted her.


>Plebs are going to be so mad when they realize that this Cyborg isn't the "BOOYAH!" one of their childhood.

>Plebs are going to be so mad when they realize that this Superman isn't the "there's always a way." one from their childhood

>Plebs are going to be so mad when they realize that this Aquaman isn't the "OUTRAGEOUS!" one of their childhood.

>Plebs are going to be so mad when they realize that this Batman isn't the non-lethal one of their childhood.

>Stop being retard and at least check social media
>Stop being retard
>check social media

Retarded*

Wtf is nu-male? You guys don't beat these kind of faggots in your country?

And also height and body of a girl.

>nobody's hype
>one check shows otherwise
>r-Reddit reee

>backpedaling this hard

Actually it did but it was only like 2 or 3 reviews.

I love that people are still pretending the DCU is worth watching.

There are even DC cucks trying to claim the Nolan trilogy are part of the DCU. Fucking pathetic.

If Tumblr's opinion matters Ghostbusters (2016) would've been a billion dollar movie and not a colossal flop.

>There are even DC cucks trying to claim the Nolan trilogy are part of the DCU. Fucking pathetic.

I'm a DCfag but I've never seen that. Is it here in this board?

If Big Willy wanted to eat your ass, you couldn't stop him.

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Stop moving goalposts, you said nobody is hype which is a factual error.

>implying MCU is worth watching.
Capeshit became aboslutely disgusting nowdays. Snydershit at least looks cool.

>check social media before you post
Check what site you are on when you're tunnel posting, capeshit tourist.

I'll knock your block back to twitter and your reddit forum so quick that even redwood won't be able to help you.

Never fucking post at my anonymous friends again or you'll regret it.

it's over marvelbros

w-we lost

>check social media

No because it would clash withe the Messiah allegory in Superman. He can come later after Snyder is gone.

It actually is. Nolan is producing it because he didn't want to direct it. Bale was offered an absurde amount of cash to be Bat again, but he said he was finished after the Dark Knight Rises.

Can't take all this toxic DC masculinity.

Where's Bucky and Cap fucking each other?

Kek someone post the DC writers vs the Marvel writers. DC is all buff as shit and Marvel is all out of shape.

They already posted the DC writers ITT. Have you forgotten that Cavill during BvS Snyder and Affleck would do push ups to settle filming disputes? Totally something to brag about. /s

Yes, because the fitness of the writing staff is really what matters, not how good they write. Pan's Labyrinth is a terrible movie, you're right, because some morbidly obese monster made it.

>implying Marvel's written one good story since 2013

Why is he so pretty?

Why does it matter how fit he is if his body is going to be 99% CGI anyway?

>Only black guy in the Justice League literally has no dick

Insecure white guys ruin everything.

You can post all your gayass roidmonkey DC propaganda.

But I have yet to see a DCEU character hang out with kids for charity. That is a true act of manliness there

>Not saving the environment
youtube.com/watch?v=lVIpW25r9uY

Except they have.

they're so cute

when you are that old its not steroids, its TRT.

>that gut
>those forearms
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

This thread is kinda homo

I like it

Wew, lad. Take it easy.

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>hey kids let's save the bats along with the crew of a movie where a grown man smashes a toilet tank over the head of another man

No he's not. This definitely has bigger arms.

>You will never hang out with the DC Chads.
T_T

What the fuck is a toilet tank? People shit in sinks where you're from?

So Marvel won critically and commercially and DC won the fitness and Cred Forums award? Fair enough.

>So Marvel won critically and commercially and DC won the fitness and Cred Forums award? Fair enough.

>god of thunder
>god

Pathetic

Lol nah, he is a lot thicker than slender hemsworth

DC characters yes. Nolanverse Batman, yes.

I have yet to see DCEU do big charity.

>roiding for this
Looks like a mongoloid. He would've looked better without the HGH tbqh family.

>Cred Forums
>liking BvS

Don't most movies that aren't Balltbusters do?

>all that roid gut

Cavill is the only one with decent tits and he's not as good as Evans great at cupping them with his hands.

You know, the lid on the back of the toilet. It was one of the funniest movie scenes in years, how could you forget it?

No, he said it right the first time.

>limey cunt

When you start lifting you no konger become impressed with shredded like this, and only care about who's biggest.

Why is everyone forgetting DC has literally the biggest guy of them all?

Literally everyone in the pic you responded to has a wider, broader chest than evans, are you retarded or blind?

Hopefully he doesn't start drama just like he did in the Fast 8 set.

You guys are fucking gay, you know that right?

I just want DC to cast Hafthor as Hercules in Wonder Woman 2 or whatever.

Because we don't know jack shit about the Captain Marvel movie last I checked. It's years and years away.

Don't forget

He is a rather large fellow

I bet ur a big guy, user. ;)

DADDY

>dead lifting bumper plates
>impressive

Jfc normies are pathetic.

>can wrap his hand around her whole waist

Thats not cyborg....thats a pic of lenny when he was younger

Biy, the Injustice art is really fucking sporadic.

Pretty sure Cavill did some. And you can bet once Flash comes out, he'll do some.

>they will race behind you...
>they will stumble...
>they will fall... but in time...
>they will join you in the sun

Kek

They've always had the big guy.

>calls Marvelfags nu males
>when Ben Affleck is an Islam apologist
kek