How will Marvel nu-males compete with this?

Can I ask you a question OP?

(I'll assume you watch straight porn because of that "nu-male" comment.) When you watch porn, would you rather the guy who is fucking the girl have a small wimpy half erect cock, or a big rock hard cock?

Make your own aquaman movie if you're so triggered :^)

Isn't that what you types tell the Asians when whites get casted for Asian roles?

Wrong. But let me rephrase

>All male cast members have the ideal male physique
>Wonder Woman is a twiggy fridge

/fag/core

I just like cocks, friend.

So its true then. The Cred Forumsmblr numales are pretending to be Cred Forums posters

Like this

Never been to Cred Forums, so that's not an argument. Why can't you make your own Aquaman movie instead of whining that someone else should change theirs :^)

Only faggot nu-males want a empowered muscle woman so youre just proving OPs point

Men should be men
Women should be women

Leave this place nu-male

BTFO

>Women should be women

Yeah, so why does WW looks like a boy?

Because Video Games = "entertainment" sensibility = autism.

This is predominantly an art board (the "entertainment" shit that is constantly being discussed here is a result of crossposters from pleb boards like Cred Forums and Cred Forums)

True cinema = art which is the opposite to autism and in turn the opposite to video games.

The sensibilities resulting in video game appreciation are diametrically opposed to the appreciation of cinema as "art". Videogames/autism/"entertainment" are the reason for capeshit.

If you support capeshit you are Cred Forums and anti Cred Forums, Cred Forums, film and art.

How many women have you fucked?

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now THIS is bullying!

wew that whole wall of text and not one argument

Where did I say I "support capeshit"? I'm asking why its okay for whites to complain about character miscasting but not okay when asians/nonwhites do it, as per the original topic brought up in

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature, redditor. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose. You are not welcome here, /legbutt/.

DC boys seem like they'd hold themselves in a fight.

I don't think anyone would dare start a fight with Mamoa though.

Why is Iron 'Man' a cgi'd apple-box'd up potbelly manlet?

Easily.

You have any doubt about it?

Don't forget their new addition.

You may validate your allegiance with words of "professional" "critics" while you position yourself in line for the next Marvel assembly line comfort food

But DC fans have attained true enlightment while under moral and spiritual assault that their side is superior. Our comfort is that although these movie arent appreciated now, tehy will surely endure the test of time more favorably than the latest cheap forgettable modern marvel

poor ben
From directing actual film to anti-art hogwash

With interesting characters, intelligent writing, and respecting female characters.

because Marvel doesn't seem to be as /fag/core as the DCEU is

That's my entire point actually

with cg suits

Who needs muscles when your the fastest man alive?

>tehy [sic] will surely endure the test of time more favorably than the latest cheap forgettable modern marvel

he looks fine

>The Trash

Wasn't it confirmed Dwayne Johnson would be in a DC movie too?

Erza is perfect.

>men being manly is gay

Just give it up right now bitch! We all know youre a fucking nu-male in disguise

So youre saying all the 80s kids watching He-Man and GI Joe were gay

KILL YOURSELF

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DUDE TOXIC MASCULINITY COMPENSATES FOR OUR SHITTY INCOHERENT FILMS LMAO

Yeah him too. He's Black Adam. I hope they can get Channing Tatum as Shazam.

>Marvel is the numales they said

>Who needs muscles when your the fastest man alive?

Have you ever seen Usain Bolt?

You have to be super alpha to wear that without having your masculinity threatened bro ;)

>CGI
Kek

I bet you like magic mike.

Thats him as Frank Furter

You trying to call Tim Curry a fag or somethin?

Tim Curry hated that movie and all the the fans are awful fags.

who doing weighted chin ups in between shitposting on numalechan here? try it you'll feel good.

Just regular pull-ups
>tfw not a big guy

this guy is handsome as fuck no homo

omo but no homo...

It's kind of pathetic to need muscles to feel manly

Everyone knows true manliness comes from gun ownership

"God made all men, but Sam Colt made them all equal"

Affleck is photoshop or cgi

Muscles alone don't make a man manly, user.

She doesnt need to be ripped. She isnt human. She is amazon.

DELETE THIS!

God she is beautiful.

Why is Aquaman ripped?

those cgi abs on Affleck are terrible.

I'm not gay, but I'm constantly looking at pictures of this man shirtless.

Neither does being a psycopath.

true, but seriously go lift

your testosterone being elevated changes your way of thinking. And it makes you feel like you could rape a shark to death

What? Have you never lifted weights in your life? Are you obese or a woman?

>he fell for the women meme
Classic nu-male

Muscles do not make a good movie

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neither do quips

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But he ain't crazy, he know what he did, and he do not need your help.

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SuperBat is better anyway.

I guess they'd rather be "numales" than straight faggots like you, Sir.

do these people look at others and just imagine shit?

is that how they imagine all the "shipping" stuff

>Having to shop.
Stay mad, fag.
>Sir.
Ebin!

t, nu-male

>Ebin!
Fuck off back to gaia, faggot.

You can post all your gayass roidmonkey DC propaganda.

But I have yet to see a DCEU character hang out with kids for charity. That is a true act of manliness there

>Go on Cred Forums to find comfy thread
>neck beard faggots arguing over men on roids and capeshit

I'll be on my way now

If you don't want to lick this sweety manly armpit you are definitely a nu-male

you seem to be confusing "women" with "skeletons"

/film/ soon friend
/capeshit/ too

Is "nu-male" slang for "straight"? Sorry, I won't keep up with your memery.

He kinda looks like a regular dude who's been working out for a few months. Nothing more nothing less

t. nu-males who are threatened by masculinity

t. Faggot who wants dicks up his ass.

Wow he got to meet Captain America
Why do bald kids have all the luck?

I bet you weren't even in 2013. What glorious manly threads we had without nu-males like you shitting up everything.

>only le oldfags want to gargle spunk
Stop embarrassing yourself, nancy.

I feel bad for nu-males honestly. They rarely fantasize about powerful masculine gods and instead jerk off to their cuckolded Marvel "superheroes".

>I miss homolust threads
Are you a woman? If not then remember Hannibal was trash too.

>this triggers the nu-males
Do you even know how to use your penises, dickless Marvelcucks? lol

By making better movies.

By making actual good movies that are watchable and not a mess. And also not catering to homosexual males via muscular dudes

wtf is that real?

Nice falseflag Marveldrone

This scene is symbolic for how many times Snyder is going to shove a huge dildo into DC fans' giant gaping asshole (precisely 11)

>And also not catering to homosexual males via muscular dudes
You might want to rewatch Thor. Or Captain America.

me on the left

Yes
But the Cap is female

>n-no u
Literally lmaoing at your sexless flicks, Marvelshit. No wonder your latest superhero is a balding, dickless real life cuckold.

>getting this mad

Someone's trapped in the closet

Is this 2014?

Is the kid trying to give the camera a finger?

"Hey kid how you doin? I'm Tom Holland! And I don't have cancer! Awesome, right? Now smile for the fucking camera you unworthy-of-survival mongrel"

And people said he couldn't fill Tobey Maguire's shoes, guy's a fucking maniac.

said the fag :^)

How can Marvel fans even attempt an argument their franchise is not for nu-males and children?

Billionaire "playboy" Tony Stark was in a committed relationship by his 2nd film. Their transformation from cutesy best friends to nonsexual platonic business partnership with occasional kissing defies all logic. It's funny the lengths Marvel went to characterizing Tony as again the "playboy" but then he ends up with a woman with no sexuality whatsoever portrayed by one of Hollywood's most frigid actresses.

Iron Man isn't the only Marvel character that contradicts his own characterization once sexuality is being discussed. The young rowdy "debaucherous" to the point of banishment Thor Odinson lived in realm of immortal beautiful people that apparently mate with their hair braids like aliens in Avatar since the films have yet to present Asgardians as possessing any sort of sexuality lest Thor become a womanizing misogynist of course. Romance is treated like a high school soap drama of looks that go on for a second too long before awkward laughing. The assertive "powerful woman" Lady Sif shows romantic interest in Thor by tenderly holding rubbing his hand after an adrenaline fueled visceral battle.

Marvel's homogenized crayon-colored world wouldnt dare depict something so bold and scary as intercourse among their walking talking action figures. Recall the image of the lifeless Falcon (a virile young specimen with no significant nonwork or nonmen relationships) and brainless Winter Soldier (an eternal juvenile with all passion and sexuality literally programmed out of his body) bicuriously edging on Captain America to enact the equivalent of a middle school lip peck with a woman 5 times his junior -- dont forget the on incestuous undertones of the woman potentially being his granddaughter in another life (a symbol of just how forced and awkward their relationship is). Meanwhile visionary Zack Snyder disproved the Woman of Paper thesis masterfully with Superman getting his dick wet literally.

Nu-males love and envy the gratuitous homoerotic ab shot but god forbid they present Thor or Star-Lord using that body for anything. Zack Snyder turned the superhero bare chest shot on its head by making Superman do it for his girlfriend rather than for the audience's masturbatory purposes. How novel.

Aquaman already sent nu-males into a furor by showing recreational drinking as a enjoyable pasttime rather than unbearable curse (although Marvel didnt even have the balls to portray that Iron Man storyline). I'm sure Momoa will have no deficiency of whores to demolish with his superior Atlantean hammer, inspiring uncomfort in Marvel-bred nu-males everywhere. Justice League will wipe them out entirely.

>Literally lmaoing at your sexless flicks
Wait, what?

>hurrr i found a thesauras lawl
What a numpty.

If DC movies doesn't make you want to worship the phallus, you are literally a nu-male.

I hear the Thad Castle was going to be Shazam.

>mfw superman goes bald

Yup, momoa is probably the alpha on set, simply because he probably has no filter when he speaks and does shit.

Ben is the senior and has respect so he probably comes in close second. the rest are younger so its a toss up

>literally cgi dick
>literally cgi in blu-ray dick because in theatres women were so shocked by how small it was

Evans, Hemsworth, Boseman, Stan

there you go.

Are you talking about who gets to be the top?

god i want to harvest that cum straight from the tap

You know why Affleck is only buff in the movie? It's because it's CG.

IS that a CGI dick?

me too tbqh

Not everything is CGI, marvelfag

yes

he worked out and took roids but wasn't that gym-happy it seems, that scene of him waking up you can see the slight high bf moobs

now he has a serious case of gyno (literally two footballs of fat only in the nipple)

Very, true, but that cock, is.

Shredded Gods > Puffy waterwight nu males

spotted the obvious nu-male

>no hair

Marvel confirmed for low test nu males

>mfw you just called Batman and Cyborg low test numales

>No one mentions how Afflek is Photoshopped/cgi fake muscles. even though hes a big guy with a big cock, hes got too much estrogen and cant get muscles...also has bitch tits.

No shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=yP6LkvXN5LY

Daily reminder DCucks genuinely are numales.

>Marvel-cucks
>implying

Boy, those Marvel chads sure are intimidating.

>black lackey sidekick thinks he can comment on anything

>was too afraid to see himself in a video
this is what you look like

>MCUcks are balding
>DCucks are bald

Really makes you think

So what you're saying is, Marvel-fags are dumb blacks?

ass to ass?

here's response #7 from another cuck who started SS a month ago and thinks he's big and tough because he benches 180 and jacks off to pictures of DC actors shirtless

Even the judge was jacked. Literally everyone but WW.

Requesting new Gordon pic.

>senator was more jacked than Wonder Woman
Made me think

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Someone post the pic of Henry making fun of his height and then his manlet rage erupting

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Funny that Iron Manlet is taller than Zack

Jelly of that jawline 2bh

He's half human

got u family

WHEN

my son

THE

He is about to kick Batman's ass. A 220lbs, 6 4, Batman.

Pretty based for a manlet.

>he literally jumps up but still can't match Ben's height

marvel actors get swole too

don't click the spoilered picture it's a "you will die unless" i'm sorry i had to

Did you even watch Jessica Jones?

Best sex scenes in any capeshit.

i want to die though

just let me die

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B-but how do I repost this?

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

DC also has the hottest girls.

shit

You sick fuck.

D E L E T E T H I S

Why does ben's body look so fake in OP's pic?

Because it is fake

Yeah, all 4 of them are jacked too.

Because it's CGI. It's so obvious when Bruce Wayne is wearing a suit.

I'm actually jealous of that nigger.

A human guy gets to fuck Supergirl.

The sex is probably out of this world.

>those traps on the nig

not even trying to hide the juice abuse

I love Cavill and Affleck.
To bad they're stuck in that hacklet's movies.

>19

>YOU BANANAS

says the ape....

Marvel are content with casting the numale nostalgic dream of an American superhero

some bland pale old school pretty boy

DC are casting what superheroes SHOULD look like in the modern age

DC are progressing while Marvel still stuck in the past

If you wouldnt fuck Gal Gadot, you are on the list of essential /fag/core shit faggot. She may not be a shedded sickcunt but shed definatly get it if i seen her out on these streets sonson

who is that jiz wiz?

All my niggas eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.

>second from the bottom

DCucks would rather have a Jew than a Nazi war hero? no wonder their movies are failing

i kno rite?

Chyeah whyye boi i be fuckin. Dat alein girl pucci yerm. Dem jewish producer be sayin i culturally enrichin da program knamsayin?

>How will Marvel nu-males compete with this?
implying muscle is all you need to make a good movie. LOL

Marvel is the herald of the fall of the white race familia

That's actually what NYC looks like though

There's seriously only 1 white guy in the movie? That's extreme. I don't believe you.

Damn imagine a threesome with scarlett and gal. Its be like eating two delicious flavors of ice cream at the same time, my dick cant handle this shit

just let me go

That's one of THE most beta things I've ever heard

If you're not exceedingly wealthy or intelligent then you'd better be ripped/strong as fuck to justify calling yourself a man

Never been to Brooklyn?

fackoff

>DC
Meme Game of Thrones actor who redditors love, a throwaway actress from the fifth movie in the acclaimed Fast and Furious franchise, the lead actor of the Immortals, and Ben Affleck
>Marvel
pic related

cuck.

meme

>all these overcompensating nerds trying to convince other anonymous losers that they're physically strong and dominant

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They have the chest hair of a 14 year old between the four of them...

>who ?

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>jew - nonjew
>nonjew - jew
>nonjew - jew
>jew - nonjew
>jew - jew
>jew - nonjew
>nonjew - jew

>4 - 5

DC wins

Kind of strange seeing Spotlight with all of those great movies.

Who dis ?

I can bench 200 lbs tho
If you ask nicely I'll post a pic of my chest

PLEASE

youtu.be/76G34zS7Xls

Lifting is good for keeping the body tight. Being muscular/fit helps people age gracefully. If you want to keep doing cardio only, be my guest. You'll get saggy.

this entire post is hilariously wrong

Turns out I can't hold a time stamp, camera and take a good pic without IDing myself

Guess you'll have to take my word for it

Jesus Christ this thread is cringe as fuck.

Cred Forums literally deluding itself to think its superior to other Cred Forums posters

kek genueinely laughing

Please explain. If all you do is run/jog there's no way you can prevent your (upper) body from sagging. Weight training is much more beneficial along with cardio on the side.

not taking any chances senpai

So where's all the black people?

Why is Superman ripped?

>Literally everyone in the new Spider-man movie other than Spider-man himself.

They live underground, silly

>Eggs Benedict

AYYYYY LMAO

I wonder what do her armpitts smell like ?

>Men can have vaginas too!

I bet her pits get nice and smelly

Thats the villain though.

sure, bro... sure

I like this doggie : D

DELETE THIS

And then she dies

Its an indication that DCEU is all superficiality and no taste

>DC are casting what superheroes SHOULD look like in the modern age

So superheroes should be roided mababies with no talent who get cast in shitty rated movies?

Great taste, dcuck

Selling them fake rolex watches, purses, handing out blank cd mixtapes, and claiming their homeless while also pulling the race card.

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>Selling them fake...
No that's not in the picture, stupid.

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT RETARD Cred Forums SHITPOSTING ALLOWED?!?!?

I don't know but I report it every time and nothing happens.

He absorbed solar radiation from the sun for 3 decades

Better scripts

Tru

Affleck's abs are photo shopped on.

Affleck is ugly. Bruce is supposed to be a qt billionaire.

The universal answer to any type of "how can Marvel compete" question.

>nudc

>Cred Forums
>comfy
>implying there wont be that single discussion that will trigger you

gb2r

Is that Afflecka photoshop?

>kardashian

BTFO
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What a fucking prick, no wonder he sleeps with hos and his wife left him.

>a normie meme

This is what MCU looks like

i love this meme. indian fb is a goldmine.

>I can do everything a spider can, including not getting cancer
>now, say cheese!

>BC phone home

>You are no match for this Metahuman's power
>You are not worthy as my rogue

Some people just have the genes for them, all I do is a job with a lot of lifting and hoisting and hauling and I have joosy traps.

>Frank

B A S E D
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DCEU has everything, from beefcake to handsome men to cute boys.

>rotten tomatoes

It's fun how people on this site believe to be intellectually superior and act like elitists, then they "prove" a film is either good or bad using a shite site like RT.

Bravo user.

he's flexing them while the others aren't

>Afflicki's CGI abs

Ayyyyy lmao.

With Jared on top, representing all 3 in one person

I'd like to think the only fake thing in those scenes is Bruce's scars but what do I know

> The opinion of critics is more important than forming my own opinion.

Truely, this is cuckoldry at it's very base. I don't even like capeshit, but this has to stop.

Momoa got his face fucked up a few years ago. Someone broke a glass on his face or something. That's why he has that scar and the lazy eye.

You actually said toxic masculinity. You dont get to have an opinion.

would eat jelly out of his ass no homo

It's pretty easy to tell. Affleck was basically skinnyfat in Gone Girl. Looks like he did a cycle and lifted nothing but arms and chest for BvS.

Just shoot up the steroids & work just 1/3 of what they do .... They may get the same pumping iron like those in the pic (笑´・艸・) Hilarious!!!

Spending that much time in the gym is ultra nu-male

tall guy is beastmode
henry is goat
nigga looks like shit
affleck is just fat and cgi'd

200lbs woooh big scary guy. I lifted that in my third month of lifting. Come back when you can lift 3plate.

>spending 5h per week in a gym is numale
>says the guy spending 40h per week shitposting

k

Just because shitposting is gay doesn't mean that spending that much time in the gym isn't.
If shitposting is gay, and the guy knows it (which isn't a far fetch since we're on Cred Forums, the dick central, and everyone know and loves it), he could be good at spotting other gay related activities.

>Talking about male masculinity
>While discussing a movie made for children

lmao. the movie is about men dressed up in spandex and fighting cgi monsters.

>gb2r
What is this?

By making good movies.

The problem are not the activities themselves. The problem is the time dedicated to them. Spending some time in the gym might be gay, but it's a fraction of your time, not enough to really get infested with gayness. Shitposting on the other hand, because of the ridiculous amount of time we spend on it, soaks deeply into our cores and slowly, silently makes us all gay, and we don't even realize until it's too late.

He's versatile like that.

where you belong

so new it hurts...
reddit pls go and stay go

wonder woman should be a woman not a man or a shitty genetic failure like that jewess

Broad hips, firm body, aryan, tall...

That thing you posed has more testosterone than either of us, user

lol. I don't know if it makes you feel more manly, but people definitely treat you that way.

not true, first off women athletes dont inject testosterone, second off Im an avid fit cross poster

>t. nu male Mc Faggot

You look natty, and women do inject as well. Do the math.
Well, that's unless you aren't actually natty.

They use anavar, which is not androgenic, its the best choice for women because it doesnt turn them into men

This was the only proper choice. But honestly now with everything else I've heard about that movie I'm so glad they didn't pick her. Lynn Deserves better.

You think in fitness industry terms. Real athletes do whatever the fuck they have to do to win. And if you watch closely some of them really do look quite masculine.

whew lad, just give in and adopt a #dadbod. Once you lower your personal fitness enough, SURELY one of those 30-y/o washed up fine ladies will be happy to marry you.

god what a fucking freak using any excuse to post his body hahahahahah

also not jealous, if you say that. as i lift myself but honestly mate that is horrible

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cool story breh
fitness industry and being an olympic athlete are entirely different things, women have to get drug tested as well, and nowadays no sane athlete (female) would inject or use shit that is androgenic because it fucks you up big time

>struggling with a fucking tiny tyre
Looool

c-can he keep this?

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dreamer?

>your testosterone being elevated changes your way of thinking. And it makes you feel like you could rape a shark to death

True, when I was a tiny twink I used to be liberal and degenerate af. Now as a muscle bound freak my believes have changed 360°

What a gay fucking picture but god damn what a great fucking ass.

I dont know how the guy is, he posts on fit too, he is my goal body, thick and beautiful

>p*le
>aryan

pick one and only one

same, I was kinda redpilled before but when youre actually lifting and it shows your mind changes

>those thighs
>that jawline
>those fuckboy lips

poles and germans are practically blood related when theyre not mixed with slavs...

aryan is also not 100% about genetics, the nazis didnt even know about genetics, its about ancestry and appearance, mannerisms and shit

>people crossing-july-3-2011
kek

based

Griffith.......

he seemed pretty big in that shower shot, a lot of back work and rear delts

but the dude is 44, way harder to have that lean low bf look.

>dude is 44, way harder to have that lean low bf look

but who was Statham?

Pick all of them.

Germans are mutt of slavs, celts and scandinavians. Poles are of Aryan/Scandi stock like Vandals and Goths.

same, went from skinny to super skinny, noticed I was way more disgusted with feminists and trannies' gender shit and questioned them more.

Decided to to test if it was testosterone and lifted more, went full right and wouldnt even give them the benefit of the doubt (although them going off the handle didn't helped but i had less patience for it).

>the bully memist
not you again :D

sure but that guy was a literal athlete since young. Affleck was a skinnyfat tall chad nerd

>ywn join them in the banter.
At least I can join them in the sun, right?

Ranking order compared between the two:
Hemsworth, Evans, Momoa, the weird ass looking dude on the left, scarjo, guy on the right, renner

Too bad Jared hates the DCEU now :^)

Pratt, Evans and Thor all have better bodies.