what you watching and dining tonight?
What you watching and dining tonight?
which part of the UK are you from?
gonna have me one of these bad boys
that's some nice lookin' 'go 'za, brah
what type of pie is that?
Had a pizza, pan of baked ziti, and some cookies and ice cream :^)
I have some leftover pizza I might eat I guess.
This looks pretty good desu
I've already eaten a curry but that box of obscene lard is making me want to eat random objects in my room.
Pan fried blue snapper and roasted veggies. Gonna work through some aqua teen dvds.
I don't have any food ;_;
>eating healthy on a Friday
Bet you're a lot of fun
Scotland obviously.
i'm jelly
>lettuce
The Blair Witch Project (1999) and Taco Bell
Where the fuck did you get this?
Makes it healthy.
I don't know. Maybe the new season of From Dusk til Dawn: The Series, maybe Peaky Blinders, maybe Banshee, or maybe marathon Rectify. As for dinner, too tired/sick to cook a real meal, so it's either scrambled eggs and jelly toast or a simple bean and chicken burrito and some ice cream.
>tfw just got my check in the mail + a fat bonus
PIZZA NIGHT BABY
I bet it is some filthy take away called something like 'Spice Hut'
shut the fuck up, you meming cunt
Dining on a parmo and watching Jonathon Bowden interviews.
remember to cook it
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Looks good, mate. I'm having some Longhorn Steakhouse and watching John Carpenter's The Thing
>lightsnackinamerica.jpg
amerilard detected
I eat light when I plan on drinking. I am pretty boring though tee bee aitch (2bh).
How can you people just eat and research movies you've already seen for enjoyment? It's so hard to rewatch a movie and wait to be entertained by it when alone....
it's called not having autism
Why are you so triggered?
jesus christ that looks like a fucking tumor
what the fuck is that?
Breaded chicken/pork covered in bechamel sauce & cheese.
It is delish.
>tfw cant enjoy marathoning even a single kino unless I have a literal buffet before me
The usual go to is two medium pizzas from papa johns, 2 liter coke, cheese bread, 2lb wings and cinnamon sticks
>that post-kino diarrhea
>lasts for the rest of the night but gives me lots of time on the toilet to shitpost and gauge Cred Forums to see if i liked the kino or not
>tfw waking up halfway through the post-kino food coma to belch up acid that burns my throat for hours
>tfw kino is killing me
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Drink some milk after that buffet to keep from having acid reflux, senpai.
Oh the Gut-Grinder, my favorite!
Settling in for a movie marathon. Not planning on sleeping until 3AM.
Papi makes me happi
Fucking Americans. How do you people even shit?
Was going to watch In the Heart of the Sea, but I'm getting drunk and watching futurama like every night.
That's Yuropeon food, faggot.
I don't know what's more sad, the fact that the first user might not be joking or the fact that the second user is taking him seriously and even has tips to make it easier
>government check comes in the mail time to buy some greasy unhealthy food
Maybe you should spend your food stamps on some real food you fat piece of shit leech
The OP is obviously from the UK, Pajeet
how many people have you murdered?
GLASGOW
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i bought a pizza and a 12 pack of modelo. shit posting is inevitable.
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why are scots so much more based than the average yurocuck?
Just finished up Temple of Doom and a homemade pizza
drinking tiny beers and considering watching yojimbo
if this post ends in 8 i will
>not attaching img with same name as one you ended up attaching
Cmon lad, at least put some effort in.
Alright Duncan McDonald, it's time for bed now
christ no wonder you britcucks are so fat
LLYODS FERMASSY
Same. SEASON TWO WHEN?
I work full time you nigger faggot
>LLYODS
shameful
lets go babee
At least you got some lettuce with that
Otherwise, you know, it'd just be gratuitous.
never seen a pizza in a munchie box, usually it's just arrangements of muslim meats plus chips and cheddar
>degenerate porn
that's fucking disgusting.
end your life
I'm eating this face first.
Go to bed, Limmy.
honey soy chicken crisps?
I'd much on that
Did you severely misspell "cucked" there or something?
>Cred Forums
>Aussie cup holder.
You are a master of your art.
>why are scots so much more based than the average yurocucked?
wut
Beer with a side of beer
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Three chocolate digestives
Now it's time for bed
this is the most kino thing I've ever seen on Cred Forums
havent had a good philly cheesestea since i went to america 10 years ago
>at least put some effort in
do you know where you is?
Looks like some dirty arab shit between the buns and covered it in poor quality cheese.
My family called and asked me to come to shakeys so i drove over there and as soon as I got there they said I'm dressed weird (just regular shirt and jeans) and after they kept asking about my car that I crashed a couple months ago and if I was gonna buy a new one. They literally talked about money the rest of the time, so I said I was going to the restroom and went home. Playing OW while eating wendys, feelscomfy.
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Oh my god man. What the fuck are you doing to yourself?
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Are you trying to provoke a heart attack?
The Red Rock chips are all pretty dope, but the sweet potato are next level.
>i'm fat: the post
Fug that looks good, wish we had that in the states.
Glasgow?
you're all starving now
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i say, those young ladies are quite fetching
Looks like someone is getting blown later
Porno and cheetos
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Is that supposed to look good?
no but this is
>was going to watch Krampus
>made tacos
>watched up to the 20 or so minute mark, then accidentally closed out the stream tab
>took way too long for it to load back up
>finish my tacos, watching the buffer icon go in circles
>close tab
>come to Cred Forums
>on a diet
>this thread
Why did I open it.
Why.
Why.
Why.
WHY.
Anyway my go to snacks are grape red vines I'd eat black red vices except they're hard to find, black jelly beans, salt and vinegar/zesty salsa pringles, or Good and Plenty's.
Or lately a veggie/fruit tray, usually carrots, celery, and a small amount of berries and walnuts.
Is this thread getting JACKED?
>Cred Forums
>Cred Forums
>Instagram
>TWO Dictionary websites
What the hell is that meat? Looks disgusting.
Why do people feel the need to 'invent' these useless products?
I can cut a potato into good sized chips in less than 30 seconds.
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as stupid as that is, bet its delicious
Just got back from seeing Snowden, and I'm drinking myself to death while my wife sleeps in the next room.
Why the fuck aren't kebab boxes a thing in America? These would sell extremely well in any major city here.
>eating unhealthy is fun
bet you are a fatass
Coffee and the remaster of Bioshock.
Looks great and plays like a dream.
>Don't even have a subscription
Why pretend
mexico pls
YOU MUST GO BACK
fuckin...... wa la, bahah =]
I sure hope so.
>bioshock
spotted the pleb
Dining on my man's shithole. Licking it right clean, yep yep
Who /BigBoyBite/ here?
>hello, pizza hut? I'm about to marathon the first episode of Mad Men and need some appropriate sustenance
>we got you senpai, get those tips ready
>a convoy of pizza hut delivery drivers roll up to the driveway
>pizza hut chinook hovers over the house while more delivery men rope down into the lawn
who are the girls?
Nigga eats like a Hutt, tongue first.
>100 proof
Real nigga shit
That looks like a fuggin cokaroch baybee
you'd think so but i already lost weight, i've been eating at maintenance recently
i eat at a strict deficit with heavy exercise; fruits, nuts, and yogurt primarily, then i eat whatever the fuck i want on friday,
Pic related and Jack in the box leftovers from lunch
Maybe some nice 'go 'za will help you calm down
I hate jack.
>tfw you ruin your brains reward system by jerking off constantly and overeating and watching flashy flicks and taking molly and drinking alcohol every night if im being honest with you
watching this makes me physically ill
Oh fuck yeah, bud!
Kek was that from his family trip to disneyland?
goddamn I wish I had the ingredients to make this right now
How do you properly eat one of these while making sure you're savoring each item?
Would you /BigBoyBite/ a Ja/ck/ Stew?
How much do you people weigh, dear god
Maybe invest some time into your health
Maybe the fact that I'm playing them in sequence will stop your autistic frothing.
They're fine games, and work well within the Shock series.
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you have to go back
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For me, it's the McChicken.
Had a beef burrito earlier, along with a vitamin-c packet. Fast forwarding through Tokyo Drift.
Also the vape pen.
I wish I was a fat fuck who could eat all that in one sitting. How do I become a big fat guy so I can consume vast quantities?
Playing vidya
Get all your shit through the drive-through and Amazon, so you don't have to look anyone in the eye while you do it.
I'm not gay, my dude. I wouldn't fit in over on /fit/.
What i'm taking from this thread is that no one can cook in this day and age.
I love shredded plastic over my pizza.
Pathetic.
This guy knows what's up
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Is this better? Made it a week or so ago.
>mexicans
i don't get why that's funny
Are you a red head or an Asian?
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It's not just you
I can't even watch a single episode of anime without stuffing my face with something
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Get out of here with your mudslime """""cuisine""""".
I didn't read the thread, what is this exactly?
Where do I get one?
If you eat some healthy food, it cancels out all the bad food you previously ate.
This is exactly what I was thinking of when I saw the cheese
ITT: Prader-Willi syndrome.
Real talk ive seen numerous webms of these dishes. What's it called.
kino
You must go back
Meh
>cheese pizza
Give this man a trashcan, and he would eat right out of it and call it a delicacy.
Nigger you best be trolling. I'm from Boston and I hate Philly and the scum that live there but that is a motherfucking OG Philly Cheese Steak. Scoff if you like, but the combination of heart clogging processed cheese whiz and searing hot steak is a national treasure.
im from boston abd i didnt read your post beyond the first line
i want to throw up
dunno, gonna go drive around for a bit then come back and smoke some and then try to find something to watch.
suggestions? for things on netflix
otherwise i might just start sopranos again.
pic related is my last month.
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fatfuck confirmed
>give me 500% daily allowed sodium plez
ok you got me
>I wish I was American: the post
>crying over sodium when American eat 5 times their calorie intake on a daily basis.
so they deliver heart attacks now? wow, america sure is great
>allowed
freedom affords you the independent agency to formulate your own allotments. any other method is jewish by its nature
My fuckin nigga. These plebs will never understand the bliss of the parmo.
It's from Scotland.
American "Food"
Ausfag here would eat/looksdisgusting
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The OP is kebab from the UK, you fucking moron.
Where can I get a munch box in the US?
Not sure what i'm watching yet.
Perfect becky cuisine.
>Australian national dish
>plastic wrapped around the remote
>strawberry milk
>pizza
>kebab
gtfo mudzlime
i hate mudslimes but they make good food.
I'm American but okay, thanks for the (You).
Im strayan
cunt
>Cheese pizza
Absolutely disgusting. Seriously what the fuck?
i'm so sorry, you guys are like the niggers of white people
>being this austriggered
Can somebody (You) my previous post in this thread? I won't tell you which one it is, you have to guess.
gummo/10
I felt a slight twinged in my left chest.
fuck off
Truly the parmo needs to go global.
It's an outrage, A SCANDAL, that it isn't more popular.
>national treasure
Then how come I can't get one in the Great Plains of America, big guy?
I can't even tell what any of that stuff is.
> soggy doritos
> cucumber slices
> raw white onion?
> coleslaw
> pickled tripe
> candied cherries
> parmesan cheese
> raw quail egg squeezed from a garlic press
> pixie dust
> half a bottle of ketchup
> orange soda
What am I even looking at?
>australian """"""""""cuisine"""""""""
youtube.com
Why do you niggers never make this thread on a Saturday ;_; I'm probably going to get some Little Caesar's deep dish and a handle of Everette's.
You have to think of it as more of a desert
>posting a bogan jewjuber
clutch at straws mate
>diabetus boxes
You realize this thing is like 2 days worth of calories right?
>In the Netherlands and Belgium, sprinkles—hagelslag—are commonly used as a sandwich topping.
I wish I had a manly face like his. Like a Chris Benoit
Fancy a parmo now me lad. Thats tea sorted.
The texture would be horrible.
TIL
thanks mate
>>>>>>>>>"plastic cheese"
>>>>>>>>>calling mustard KETCHUP
It is fucking plastic cheese i hate kraft with a passion
this cunt thinks he's too good for plastic cheese now
>not understanding satire
m8
kraft makes real cheese too you faggot. You'd know that if mommy didn't buy food for you.
fucking disgusting, guys.
here ya go
Bread, then butter, then chocolate sprinkles. Like this guy:
Good lad.
>tfw you can only have kid parmos because youre on a diet
>t. Kraft Employee #315627
its not even the good type of lettuce you stupid fuck
i'd take a parmo over this dog shite any day
>being this desperate
>animal style fries
11/10
I don't get why chains give you whole jalapenos, especially since they're extremely chewy. Are you meant to spritz the negligible juice on your meal?
>memesters always linking gorillion posts with their memenout
Goat cheese on sesame crackers with an A&W.
now i gotta eat
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stop calling each other fat and tell me what to watch. and eat.
fatties.
Nutty Professor 2 and chicken wings you fat nigger
i ate too much guys...
Taco Bell is still open. Go grab a 2 5 layer burritos, a crunchwrap supreme, and an Airheads White Mystery Freeze. Watch Fox's Gotham while shitposting on Cred Forums.
take a shit
make some room and eat more
i though this shit was a meme wtf