Is he going to address the twitter chimpout tonight?

how is that semen sommelier?

What did he do this time?

pic related

Trump was on the Tonight Show and it was a really tame, cutesy interview and Jimmy ruffled his hair. Then twitter and liberal news sites freaked out because they interpreted it as making a perceived-bigot likeable.

Literally just ruffled Trumps hair.
Twitters assmad because he humanized a Nazi.
Sarah Silverman's twitter is a practical salt-mine.

has he apologized yet?

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ummmmmmm i'm not sure what a semen Somalian is but im pretty sure she isnt

BEHEAD THOSE WHO DO NOT INSULT TRUMP

lil Jimmy should have busted out the cheatos!

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Remember when he was relevant?
It's been a while.

>he thinks she's pure and virgin
oh user...

of course!

youtube.com/watch?v=ClAzH3R8QcU

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Is Fallon the most neutral man on TV? Have we stumbled onto to something? He treats every guest with the same amount of fanboy adoration.

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who is this cum mum?

she IS pure though
she IS

i'll fucking kill you

I think there's a real chance of civil unrest no matter who wins the election. Both sides have been conditioned by their leaders to believe that the other side isn't just wrong, but represent an existential threat to the country. People are talking like its the end of the world if the other side wins this election. This race has already caused numerous cases of violence on both sides.

what even is a 'cum mum'??

>Remember when he was relevant?
>It's been a while.
a few months, the blaze is finished. he really fucked up when he really fucked up when he thought he could tell his audience what to think instead of what they wanted to hear.

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Jimmel Kimmel seems like he would be pretty un-cucked because of the Man Show but he is cucked

Colbert and Seth Myers are cucked as fucked

Conan is probably cucked as fuck because of Harvard but he seems to contain his power level some

don't know anything about the fat gay British guy

who is that penis prodigy?

I don't care. He's dead to me. Pic related.

Corden panders to the "yaaaaaas queen #slay" audience with his carpool videos so he's probably cucked too.

who's the ejaculation crustacean?

His show at least attempts to be >COMFY
Politics isn't >COMFY, Partisan Politics is the opposite of >COMFY. So Fallon avoids politics entirely and talks about Trumps childhood home and messes up his hair.
He is a soft-ball pitcher, problem being humanizing Trump ruins the caricature democrats have been painting for the past year. Hence why twitter is so fucking raw at what was just a casual interview.

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how can you kill that which has no life?

>liberals so delusional they want a literal walking corpse to be in office and outright censor the competition
youtube.com/watch?v=PSTaOka3Z9k

post more pics of her dressing like an 80s mom

mind giving sauce on that orgasm chasm?

i DONT eve know what these MEAN

who is that sperm speculator?

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It's awoovement

>she is going to poop all that out her butt

tee hee

what does an 80s mom even dress like

dear god
youtube.com/watch?v=_qd1zYV1MZg

who is that cock rocket?

I take it that the MSM is just plain out of ammo?

you're confusing me with all thes naughty limericks

who's the splooge cooz?

>he doesn't know how much of a fuckfest the Olympic village is
There are dicks flying all over the place, user. I guarantee she caught a few of them

youtube.com/watch?v=eh-Wk70BGhg

it's gone too far.

seriously, look how fucked up things have become for this little board.

back in the early 2000s nobody outside of weeb outcasts knew about this site.

we went from a shitty anime site to the latest liberal boogeyman, with our fresh memes being flaunted as white-supremacist symbols.

we just need to go back.

this shit sucks.

please refer to the attached image for my opinion on the subject

>we

You reek of Reddit, lmao

what are you guys even saying

I want to know the name of the cum carnivore

Katie will make a great mother and wife!

>Cred Forums still thinks Trump can win

FINALLY someone says something nice!

if I had a prize to hand out I would give it to you!

Why does he wear the mask?

Since the opponent is Hillary Clinton anything is possible lels

>mfw I know her

WHY CONTAIN IT?

>back in the early 2000s nobody outside of weeb outcasts knew about this site.

obviously so do nu-male cucks and niggers since they are so salty about someone being nice to Trump

Yeah wow one fucking local news report.

>meme magic is breaking time and space

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can you get me a pair of her socks

haha, you know

as a joke

who is the semen swimmer?

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All that salt

What the fuck? Are we in bizarro world?

>another le secret club discussion

pls stop

Trump and Hillary are virtually tied in polls and the debates haven't even started

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yes

that was actually on the rachel maddow showtonight

"Dank memes"

We twilight zone now

????

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What a time to be alive.

kek

I bet she had a 10 minute rambling intro just about this

what a waste of time

dank memes

>I cant partake in these discussions because I started coming here a month ago
>plz stop this needs to be a safe space

This is what happens when the 24h news cycle starts reporting about twitter posts.

yep

and that nazi pepe was on the screen for a whole minute

Chlorine is a bitch.

how triggered would these retards be if trump actually wins?
that would be reason enough to vote him in

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at this point to deny it is not a real possibility is pure ideology

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Fallon is still pretty Leftist.

The fact that he had Trump on his show and DIDN'T dive-tackle him with a fucking hunting-knife doesn't mean he's some sort of bastion of tolerance.

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He's leftist, but he didn't set him up for failure which is what they wanted.

Jimmy's show is literally just a safe space for an attempt at, "light hearted fun."

That's all it is.

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>Meme magic has gone this far
>Pepe now represents white nationalism rather then a representation of feels

I swear if my mom talks like she knows what pepe was/is really about I am going to tear her fucking head off since she thinks the news tells you everything about the history of related subject.

Even Nate Silver can tell the tide is turning.

stop posting ledecky pictures for one day please and go outside and meet some people. i beg you!

I don't think these people know what fascism is. It's a far left form of government, fucktards.

>Can I mess up your hair

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ok, by my watch its 23:52

I will stop for 24 hours since you asked so nicly

>when leftists call Trump a fascist

>president
>powerful
Kek

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pajiba.com/web_culture/why-we-wont-be-featuring-clips-from-jimmy-fallon-again-until-after-the-election.php
LOL

I just saw you post on another thread... come on man reset that timer big guy

>libs are mad at hair

can i mess up your hair donny

Pay attention to the filenames, its not me.

Every file name has been a string of numbers. It makes sense to me that all those posts were from you.

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? I'm saying if you see a ledecky posted between now and 24h from now, look at the filename. It won't be mine.

I'm literally in bed typing this, good Knight

2007 is not early 2000s

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Trump stole the anti-trade lines from Friendmanites
It's just like he stole the birther bullshit from the Ron Paul supporters after Hillary lost and became Obama's SoS.

Along with being a bluffer and a con man, he's also a rampant plagiarist. Except he rhetorically botches the sentiments he means to steal, which leads me to the "infrastructure spending" bullshit he stole from Sanders during the primary.

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Fallon treated Trump like a guest on a talk show. Leftists threw a fit because he had the audacity to treat Literal Hitler™ like a human being.

They're angry because a milquetoast talkshow host wasn't an irate partisan arsehole like they are.

>milquetoast talkshow host wasn't an irate partisan arsehole

Man we get it already...youre smart, not like those idiot redditors right?

What did he mean by this?

Eventually they will discover "Bernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash" and similar pages then realize that left-leaning socialists use this shit too.

Then what will the conversation turn to?

Apologize for what?

The only thing is, the Bernie memes were never blessed by Kek.

And he lost.

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>Jimmy Fallon's brand is "everything is awesome" until it stops being about a thing I don't think is awesome

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As the radical left has been saying:
"You're humanizing a monster"
"Don't let Trump speak"
"Nobody should host Trump, he's racist"

It's an echo chamber.

They also want him to apologize for being white as well.

youtu.be/YoX1WL8myfM

>attempt at, "light hearted fun."
he does it pretty well, though. i have nothing bad to say about the guy, he just wants people to laugh and feel good when they tune in to his show

>conditioned by their leaders to believe
oh you mean that whole hillary email fiasco, lying to the FBI under oath and that whole benghazi affair was just a ploy to make me hate her? really makes me think. on the other hand, trump said mean things and people got their feelings hurt. one sde is obviously right in this election.

Trump can be a fucking moron.
He's an honest moron though and he's surrounding himself with the right people. Much unlike his adversary. He's also been made an enemy of the mainstream media, which have a 91% distrust rating among Republicans, 80% among Democrats.
And that's why he's going to win.

What the actual fuck is wrong with lefties? How do you get to a point in your life where you get genuinely triggered by a political opponent talking on TV? Where are these people coming from? How is this ideology being spread so effectively?

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Hollywood and the media, corporate elite.

All lefties.

Cred Forums would say Jews

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>He's an honest moron though
yeah, hes made billions of dollars being a moron kek think for 2 second before you post

Just listen to what comes out of his mouth sometimes, man. Just plain obnoxious. Trump can be a cunt to people he doesn't like. It's a redeemable quality. He has a business mind, not a political one.
He's been good the past couple weeks though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

their perception of reality has been shaped since birth by idealogical subversion.

>humanize Trump
>everyone gets mad
>now more people will watch his Hilary interview

it was all part of his plan.

>dumbfuck millenial feels intellectually threatened by basic as fuck words

>numerous cases of violence on both sides
Can you show me gangs of Trump supporters attacking Hilary supporters? I've seen tons of video footage of Hilary's gang doing thug shit, but not the other way around.

Yea lmao of cooourse everyone uses these words daily and not when trying to sound smart on the internet! of course how silly of me.

>violence on both sides
Is this the new meme CTR has been pushing?

Clinton gonna die.

>now more people will watch his Hilary interview

Less people will watch it now because they're all still pissed off. And it's on a LOL FRIDAY

Hillary has black people though, you can't count them for rioting, they've faced a history of oppression

What's this CTR I keep seeing referenced recently?

Because he's had to neuter himself for the election.

Hillary's Internet muscle

You may have heard of Hillary's camp putting insane amounts of money and human resources into mass online opinion machines. Trying to influence the election by "Correcting The Record" on social media, image boards, ad space buyouts, mass reports for Twitter bans, etc.
Suspected use of bots on Reddit and Facebook, allowing them to control upvotes and likes with 20-30 accounts per employee. They control what hits the front page on nearly every social media site.

I'll post links in a bit.

Their world is crumbling and it's beautiful.

Miley was great tonight, did anyone else watch? This is the only clip out so far but I loved her new song.

youtube.com/watch?v=N0mTsjpYhB8

>these cry baby halfwits get the same voting rights as normal people...

>Pepe
>fresh meme
Pepe is as fresh as fucking Costanzaposting.

medium.com/@rhea/hillary-clintons-search-results-manipulated-by-sourcefed-not-google-3dd9a5c68ca1#.2ikc1uobb
If you type in Hillary Emai- on Google, it will not autocomplete. If you type in Clinton Scand- it will not auto complete.
Try it out yourself.
You'll have to be specific when you type on Google if you want to find any information on Clinton. Use Bing.

latimes.com/politics/la-na-clinton-digital-trolling-20160506-snap-htmlstory.html

Hillary Emai- works for me, Clinton Sca- doesn't though.

LA times article addresses one of Hillary's PACs responsible for online poll and trend manipulation.
There are a few of her other PACs suspected of doing similar activities on different online platforms.

It's all legal, too. The constitution does not apply to the Internet in this case.

The article is old. It used to be a lot worse. Some adjustments were made.

Try the same thing with Trump.

Why is every phonia suddenly negative? I'm pyrophobic, as in I am scared of fire and will run away from my house if it suddenly engulfs in flames. I guess I should sit there and burn alive? We should be scared of radical Islamisation, it's fucking terrifying the human rights abuses in those European communities right now. Everyone can agree the Nazis were an objectively dangerous group of people, but oh nope that'd be xenophobic to be afraid of them.

It's going to be hilarious when the West collapses and all the whites flee and the Asians and Arabs take over. Wouldn't be surprised if they literally enslaved the blacks again.

Libtard tears are the best kind of tears. Can't wait until Trump gets elected and they all fuck off north while the spics fuck off south

People seem to forget that Hillary and her husband have literally killed people - bombed civilians to shit. She's pretty vocal about being anti Russian too, so we're likely to see more bloodshed in the Middle East if she's elected.

Donald Trump Sca-
also doesn't work, you stupid faggot.
Hillary Clinton Sca-
works fine.
Hillary Emai-
works fine.

Think for yourself instead of copypasting some bullshit from blog.

Talk to the guys over at the Donald Trump subreddit. I know what you are thinking, but they are the ones getting hit the worst by this, next to conservative Twitter users.
Its been infiltrated, shut down, had entire day's worth of content removed... Some real bullshit

>humanizing Trump

stop playing to the left. You don't need to humanize Trump because he's a better person than Clinton will ever be

>they all fuck off north
This meme must be the result of a liberal echo chamber. How can you expect anything good to happen by relocating to a new place as a non-citizen, with no money and no connections.

They autocorrect to memes, though

Like I said, it is several months old. Used to be so much worse.
The money to the PAC probably ran dry. There are hundreds of articles similar to the one I posted.

she IS ugly though
she IS

>You don't need to humanize Trump because he's a better person than Clinton will ever be

Good luck getting that shit to fly, user.

That's why it's so funny when every Hillary supporter tells me that Trump is a warmonger. They don't even know who they're voting for.

If there are any americans here who aren't planning to vote for Donald can you please tell me why

>Libtard tears are the best kind of tears.

Third party hopes. People will be writing off ballot this election. A lot of people.

As for Hillary, I've not seen a single bumper sticker or yard sign. Trump signs everywhere here in southwest Florida.

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easy. these batshit crazy foilhats are as out of touch with and alienating to moderates as they are with the liberal strawmen they're always screeching about in circumstances identical to these

I want him to defeat Hillary, but I'll be voting for Johnson.

the funny thing is I knew some folks that weren't planning to vote for Trump no matter what but between Hillary declaring war on a fictional frog, Hillary dropping dead then going into hiding, Media staying in a daze of retarded hatred, and the CTR shills going full retard its pushed most of em straight into open Trump supporters

All these years of threats/blackmails/payoffs/potential deaths to maneuver Hillary into the Whitehouse and 3 steps from the finish line the levees start breaking on PCness, her health taks a nose dive, and her competition is a force of nature that no one can predict and keeps gaining steam.

Shits a sight to bee hold really

yeah, like that

Seems too much of a hothead, and he doesn't seem to know what he is doing.

Another topic is Obama and Micheal are doing everything they can to make sure Hilldawg gets the win and thats putting people off as well.

Obama if pretty much terrified of Trump as president dismantling and shitshattering what little Obama has done over the last 8 years that he can be remembered by.

If Trump becomes president, before its over with, obamacare which is imploding already will be a foot note next to first black president and killed Osama

The only uncommon word he used there was milquetoast

And the word milquetoast perfectly describes Fallon anyway. That dude's just an insecure fag.

>obamacare is imploding already

What do you mean?

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It's being rejected by lots of health care offices

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rates are skyrocketing higher every month.
Heard mention it was up like 70% in Tennessee

Basically the entire thing was built to care for the extreme elderly off the backs of everyone else, its nightmare fuel for people with newborns, and people would rather be fined every year than pay for the much more expensive healthcare

Lenny Lenny Blades So Skinny, Leave This Place You Latless Ninny

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top kek
Is there one with reactions on election day?

happens every cycle

He's a moron. Like a sleazy car salesman trying to bamboozle us all to line his pockets. He literally has no plan or policies other than MUH DEPORTATIONS AND GREAT WALL, but that's infeasible and ill defined as well. I don't trust him and he has no leadership qualities. Also, his wife is blatantly a Soviet spy manipulating him for Putin. I'll be voting independent, as should everyone else.

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trump's actually in this one. simple son of a bitch never recovered emotionally from that whole birther shitshow

thank you for voting Independent and indirectly contributing to the Trump victory by denying Hillary your vote.

You know some of you haters really should check out a video sometime on the Washington D.C. Trump Hotel, its already one of the worlds 20 best hotels and its not even done. I think we can blah blah blah all day long about bankruptcies or bad language but the proof is right there about Trump's worthiness.

>voting for a le weed man who is for TPP and doesn't know what Syria is

>its already one of the worlds 20 best hotels and its not even done. I think we can blah blah blah all day long

I don't doubt it.

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Tfw when I'm a liberal and 100% agree. Trump isn't a great choice but if Hillary wins it will prove to the democratic party establishment that they can pull any dirty tricks to get who they want in. Regardless of them being literal criminals immune from any punishment because they are rich.

He literally begged Britain not to Brexit. He's full cucked.

>Good luck getting that shit to fly, user.

As much of a corrupt businessman, racist, sexist, overall shithead you think Trump is, at least he has never directly contributed to the death of millions of people and used a fraudy charity organization to launder money and profit off of earthquake victims in Haiti. Face it, even if Trump is everything the mainstream media says he is, that still wouldn't make him half as bad of a person than Hillary is.

Not Twitter but it's an example of the outlash against him

The hilarious part is that conservative plebs actually believed Obama was going to take their guns so they bought so much ammunition the prices skyrocketed out of control. They then blamed this newfound scarcity on Obama and bought even more fucking ammo! Meanwhile the gun jews are laughing their asses off at the retards who are stashing 10,000+ rounds because you never know when the government will invade your anus.

I've lost count of the number of times Hilary and the DNC have broken the law in the past year or so. The fact that they keep having hitmen kill people who know too much like the email leaker is just outright horrifying. I certainly can't and won't support my party when they are so openly and flagrantly abusing their power and the people.

It's not the first time we make the news
Remember the hackers on steroids on fox news? We went from conservative boogeymen to liberal boogeymen

Is this new or from whatever last time fallon had hillary on?