What the fuck is flixfling? Is there a rip out yet?

I really like this picture. Mind if I save it?

it's like vudu, only shittier

actually i'd rather you dident

but it would be okay if you did a reverse image lookup and saved a similar one

>what the fuck is flixfling?

It's what I did to your mom last night.

>flixfling

>purple drink
memberberries?

>There's a running rag through the movie that Canada has weird knock-offs of every American product and service imaginable

This isn't true though, if it was true everyone here would be much happier.

As it stands we lack 90% of the shit every American takes for granted, we practical live in a localized stone age up here.

A Flix you Fling it into the trash

>new slutty ASR

YESSSSS

RIP FUCKING WHEN?

I've made a terrible mistake.

Do they ever kiss or touch each other's feet in this movie?

Anyone else cringe when Harley Quinn speaks publicly? It's really endearing how much she admires her father, but still, she sounds like a fucking retard.

Sorry aboot that

At least you're polite aboot it.

good question.

this
irish girls ftw

You know that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the girls try to make another powerpuff girl but she comes out huge and retarded? Harley Quinn Smith looks like a big retard Lily Rose Depp.

Why would anyone pretend that Canada has a culture? Any Canadian will honestly admit that they are little more than self hating americans.

t. Canadian

yeah

that's not ASR

>implying Canada doesn't have a culture

>flixfling
literally what

Most likely Kevin Smith got some shill money to put his movie on VOD for a relatively new site. Similar to what Kanye West did by putting his last album on Tidal.

UH NEENER NARTY?!

Kanye is friends with Jay Z, so I imagine he owns a part of Tidal.

Any pics of Hockey Man's daughter's giant ass?

Anyone seen that pile of shit and know if you can get a few faps out of it ?

>ctrl+f
>nepotism
you are disappointing

any of you fucking kikes have a rip for a gorilla dick nigga alpha like me

who is this cock sleeve?

>cock sleeve

that doesn't even rhyme you asshole

Because you're a mentally ill pedophile.

You can sign up for a free trial and watch it on there I think

Who's the boy on the right?

kek

Literally the biggest bomb of the past decade, both financially and critically

With that said I still want to have sex with his daughter.

Cock sock

She looks too much like Kev.

>Literally

I highly doubt that. The movie looks cheap as fuck to make and was released independently and no one was really expecting it to be any kind of masterpiece of modern cinema.

>and critically
That goes to BvS. This isnt a bomb you fucking retard when it makes all its money back before release. Just a silly cheap Kevin Smith sketch.

I hate her father but damn if Harley isn't T H I C C

I wonder how old you are.

22, why?

Gross.

She looks a lot like ASR.

>I hate her father

>You know that episode of Powerpuff Girls where
no cause im not a 10 year old girl

He hasn't produced a good film in over 15 years.

Hes at best a talentless pleb who lucked into making something good, and at worst a talented pleb who squandered his talent, both of which deserve to be hated.

>thinking PPG was strictly for girls

what

Apparently CN thinks it's just for girls, judging by the reboot. Is Him and the walking set of hips and tits even in it?

If I buy a movie from Flex Fling, do I get an actual offline copy?

wish these two would magically fuse each other harley's body and lili's face

I heard Kevin Smith emailed Johnny Deep a link to the Daughter Swap website as a joke and Johnny took offense and hasn't talked to him since, kek

we had an exchange once and i said she looked like johnny depp

Meh this whole post is disingenuous, if someone elses name was listed as director on Red State or Tusk it wouldn't get the same level of hate at all, both movies were good.

No one would have even watches those in the first place if his name wasn't attached.

Yes is the hipster trash version of hipster trash netflix

Kevin Smith is a shitty director.

But i want to fuck those two.

Really user?

Couldn't even finish the trailer its god awful.

Happens in the first five minutes and unfortunately their characters subplot is the most interesting thing that happens.
I suppose any of the yoga scene when their asses are stretched out.
Yeah... It is pretty terrible.

Where's muh rip?

Like Netflix would waste money on this garbage

I want to flixfling them if you know what I mean

>I suppose any of the yoga scene when their asses are stretched out.
ill check it out for that

is that wok?

>Neflix wasting money

Was it contract with adam sandler?

Flixflinf is 6 years old according to their twitter, which has a mere 2000 followers

kek, and Neflix?

netflix was founded in 1997

Neflix has over 2mil

How become so popular in those years?

Who use Neflix in 2001?

Member when Kevin Smith didn't use to smoke weed? He sure doesn't

dat ass though

netflix was an online dvd store back then
but they're popularity pretty much stems from being the first legal movie stream site

They used to mail the movies out, no joke.

nobody else remembers getting slammed with netflix ads back in 2003-2007?
>pick any 5 movies!
>fast delivery!
>just return in premarked envelopes before due date!

even as recent as 2010 they had two pay plans, stream only, or stream+dvd

i've jerked off to kevin smith's daughter

Is the one on the right a trannie?

>The Avengers

What did the wolrd mean by this?

>going to the Communist State of Hawaiian Islands

>quads
youtube.com/watch?v=kgTiFsCMCo4

I want to see the big one sexually humiliate the little one

Wait wait wait wait.

So they went away with the physical DVD/BluRay plans? You can't get actual DVDs anymore?

what the deal with fatties and big noses

The episode aired sixteen years ago.

I have Netflix, and yes.

they still have dvd and blu-ray plans.

>Avengers britbong version.
>drinking tea

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's what I thought. I thought my parents still had the Blu-Ray plans. It always annoyed me because they'd have a Blu-Ray for like a month and a half. They were wasting their money imo. Not sure if they went off the physical disc plan or not though.

I cancelled Netflix a few months back after realizing I never watched it. Not that it's a bad service, it just wasn't my thing.

post more harley

So, having Netlifx in 2000's was a britbong thing?

>post more lily

fixed it for ya my reddit friend

I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that I was a Brit. I'm American. Is this some attempt at banter or something?

Sorry. I tought you was a Brit.......

pedophilia is not mental illness

it's something the jews want you to believe it's wrong

This looks way too much like pornhub

Cred Forumspedo spotted

Nu-male cuck spotted

How have the mighty fallen.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Kevin Smith, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.[4]

The Sandler movies have been the most popular thing on Netflix though

Yeah, now i know who are the netflix audience.

>normies please die already....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE