>During Clinton's latest visit to The Tonight Show, which taped Friday Fallon jokingly donned a surgical mask to welcome the Democratic presidential nominee, who recently recovered from a bout of pneumonia.
>Clinton laughed and high-fived the late-night host, who then made a show of applying hand sanitizer.
maybe this was just an act into baiting the trump fags (who were destined to lose) into obsessing over something and making them loo paranoid
Christopher Miller
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Brandon Gonzalez
>who recently recovered from a bout of pneumonia.
lmao, does anyone buy this shit
even if it was pneunomia (it isnt), its not something you "recover" from after a week when youre 70 years old
Nathan Fisher
has she apologised to the stunt child she recklessly endangered?
Evan Price
lol no shit right.
Angel Sullivan
>"pneumonia."
Anthony Richardson
is this for real?
Juan Sullivan
yea
Lincoln Smith
yes
it's horizontally mirrored from the original for some reason but totally real, from a week ago
Gabriel James
>(who were destined to lose) You seem increasingly nervous.
Ryan Diaz
I'm not saying pneumonia is some kind of super killer, but it took Bernie Mac from us, but left Hillary?
That's some bullshit
Christian Baker
Maybe so, my CTR friend.
Nolan Torres
I thought brain strokes were not contagious.
Alexander Moore
this person is not fit to lead a country, even a meme country like America
Kayden Peterson
it's a fucking late night talk show
it's a joke
jimmy fallon is smart and mostly remains politically neutral with his guests because he doesn't want to alienate half his potential viewer base. that's probably why he's beating everyone else in the ratings. he treats everyone the same regardless of their views. it's a late night comedy show, it's meant to be a fluff piece and promote the guest no matter who it is.
Nicholas Flores
lol he is as good as dead F
Josiah Murphy
Are you forgetting when a literal cripple led the nation through the largest war in human history?
Kayden Perry
He barely did anything. Neither did the US military as a whole, in either of the two world wars.
Zachary Perez
a cripple with a functional brain. FDR didn't suffer a brain stroke before he got elected.
Nolan Carter
she's dying
Tyler Wilson
We're all dying user.
Jose Nelson
>ruffles Trump's hair >does this god dammit Fallon I didn't even know you had it in you
Kayden Smith
Plz be real
Justin Johnson
FDR was a literal fascist.
Gabriel Davis
and Reagan had alzhiemers but the republicans dont seem to care about his health
Connor Clark
BREAKING NEWS
Jimmy Fallon dying from radiation poisoning. Dangerous amounts of uranium found in organic coffee from Colombia.
Asher Perez
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Michael Moore
The media is so full of shit.
Brayden Peterson
They would have gotten away with it too if some random Czech tourist didn't get that video
Parker Moore
>blame the frogs!
Elijah Watson
It's bullshit that that is what they're saying she has. No 68 year old woman gets smacked down with pneumonia like that and then gets up all smiles and sunshine ready to great orchestrated PoC kids a half hour later.
Zachary Campbell
BTW she hugged a child at the 9/11 memorial service.
According to her own people she was diagnosed with pneumonia on friday and was still contagious when she attended the memorial.
Another example of Clinton putting her ambition above other people.
Blake Foster
Or shes just fucking lying like she always does
Anthony Flores
wtf man
Thomas Cook
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS HE HUMANIZING HER?
Alexander Robinson
Don't worry. Her true illness is not contagious only lethal.
Leo Taylor
>if it weren't for you meddling Czechs!
James Brown
oh man. 1st trump now this. This is first class destructive behaviors. The lefts are gonna tear him apart.
Noah Wright
>Or shes just fucking lying like she always does
oh I know she's lying I just wanted to point out that if what her people said this weekend is to be taken as 100 percent fact she willingly exposed a young child to a potentially deadly disease.
Like some sort of Typhoid Mary except she's always sick.
Thomas Wilson
>next to no one likes her
>her allegedly dying is seen as a reason to /not/ vote for her and ensure a short term before based Tim Kaine can take the reigns
Charles Campbell
>Tim Kaine
Justin Torres
>when the bluepill kicks in
Joshua Allen
It's mirrored because youtube was taking down videos.
Charles Green
Why the fuck are we letting 2 70 year olds be the potential leaders of our nations.
Brain function can start declining 'as early as age 45'
Man has far outlived nature, 1800 the life expectancy was 40. I wonder how cognitive these two really are when they aren't heavily scripted and thrown softballs all day.
Benjamin Harris
>just throw her in the van, nothing to see here people
Michael Nguyen
Trump is in relatively good health, At least for a term he should be okay. Hilarry is a trainwreck tho.
Cooper Scott
That only came out years later and wasn't noticeable to the public like Hillary's """pneumonia""".
Hunter Bailey
Not too sure about that, the videos 20 years back when he was 50 he was far more composed. He spoke with more eloquence and seemed like a well put together person. He seems like a drastically different person from the man in the opera videos to the lunatic having no filter on stage.
Maybe Trump would have been good a long time ago, but I feel like that time has past.
I feel like the president should be late 40's to early mid 50's.
Have to imagine trump or hillary would be a horrible sight to see if they had to be in office until 78.
Can we stop with this fucking meme already? Look up life expectancy statistics that don't factor in infant and child mortality, the figures show that people who survived childhood had a pretty good shot at making it to their 60s.
Charles Bell
...and Trump's dad had died of Alzheimer's. So I guess we really are getting another Reagan.
Especially telling if you look at Trump's crazy doctor and covering up his medical records.
Jaxson Foster
It really looks like Hillary's campaign just takes all her faults and shoots them out at their opponents
Samuel Sullivan
She is a lizard.
Dominic Walker
That's too what I think it is too maybe.
Aaron Edwards
>that don't factor in infant and child mortality But that would be silly. If many people were expected to die before the age of five that is a valid inclusion
Anthony Roberts
Uncle Joe should've run
Logan Edwards
lied about an illness now is 'laughing it off', your being played
Blake Morgan
What is it?
Zachary Bennett
can you blame Biden here? she is a huge qt
Easton Reyes
is that bitch Dead yet
Brody James
WHY DOES HE WEARS THE MASK?
60 replies and no baneposting. Is it finally dead?
Jacob Hall
Around half the people would die before reaching puberty, the other half could reasonably expect to live into an old age.
Only tribal societies have actual 20-30 years of life expectancy due to little food, harsh environment, fuckall for healthcare and incessant warfare.
Dominic Cox
Joe would've Made Cunnies Great Again!
Isaac Perez
friendly reminder that she was the lawyer of a rapist and won
Ryan Flores
Bish looking like me after I chugged half a bottle of hennessy
Luis Hughes
Clones only last 24hrs. They start to malfunction after that.
Thomas Taylor
whats his name again?
Colton Martin
He will be shot by the Clinton foundation
Charles Miller
We don't factor in abortions into our modern life expectancy
Brayden Reyes
Hadn't actually seen the video until now... Just hadn't bothered but I'm glad I did. I have been waffling between Hillary and Johnson, think I might actually go the third party route.
Evan Ward
That's all her campaign really is, just projecting.
>Trump is racist.
Hillary is actually racist as fuck.
Hudson Perry
Are Americans really going to vote for trump? He appears as though he was a robot being controlled by a small alien in his head
Chase Martin
Reagan had trouble towards the end of his presidency, hillary is michael j fucked up and she hasn't been inaugurated yet
Carson Robinson
Clinton BTFO
Jack James
What? Hillary is the one that looks like a robot. Have you looked at this Mecha Hillary malfunction.
Jose Scott
What is Aleppo?
Joshua Gomez
Have you not seen those autistic facial expressions that Trump does? Have you ignored the fact that nothing he says makes sense?
Parker Peterson
People legit die because pneumonia. Do we want Hillary's vice prez to run shit or the fat real estate owner? That's what it'll come down to soon.
Jacob Cox
>1800 the life expectancy was 40 Are you saying I have less than 10 years to complete my magnum opus?
Jordan Sullivan
Is Biden "our guy"?
Angel Roberts
can't find this online fuck
Jason Hernandez
Already been confirmed as fake, why do you think it only shows the back of her head
Chase Peterson
The shills are getting desperate, eh?
Kayden Wilson
Has she been infected?
Hunter Cox
It's a shame no one knew about that tourists crippling depression
Dominic Powell
Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put her on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, she was so willing it was almost pathetic.
Dominic Brown
I don't really care for American politics but if I was American I would vote Trump. US is between a rock and a hard place since both canidates are complete shit.
But Hilliary rubs me the wrong way, she is so fake and plus all those emails shown she can do some spooky shit. Hiliary just wants to be president and will fuck some shit up, she would sell crack to children to get her goals.
Trump is a wild card he will either fuck shit up or he will do nothing, I would say the safe bet is Trump since he is a walking meme who will most likely just sit in the white house saying dumb shit on twitter.
Liam Hernandez
is that real, because that's funny as fuck, i actually like fallon now
Oliver Mitchell
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Evan Butler
>tfw posting that video on Cred Forums got me banned for a day
it's fine, it's not like I wanted to post anyway
Hudson Bennett
Even Shitlary handles the bants better than Jonah Hill