3x3

3x3 thread. Rate and hate.

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Is there a way to manipulate the size so that it doesn't cut off the title?

Not that I know of but I didn't check the page too thoroughly. Wish there was a way to drag the images to orient however you want. Obviously you could do it in Photoshop but I've never used it.

In case you were asking, by the way:
1) No Country for Old Men
2) Dumb & Dumber
3) Glengarry Glen Ross
4) Clash of the Titans
5) Terminator 2: Judgment Day
6) The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
7) Face/Off
8) Goldeneye
9) Scarface

I use this website for my own use when someone asks to recomment movies but this website is not a perfect tool for it because you have to either post the entire URL or post it from an account of some website so the results are often pretty bad.

I just google image all the movies, right click -> copy image location, past into the boxes. There might be a quicker way to do it, but this method takes about 5 minutes to finish off the 3x3. My taste doesn't really change, so I make it once and keep it until I need to make an adjustment (doesn't happen often).

2/6

Anyway here's mine I guess. Not sure if it's my Top 9 or just movies I'd really want to watch right now.
Most of them are probably in my top 9 though.

Of the films I watched this summer, these were my favorites.

And this.

Come at me, faggots.

not shit taste
went to filmschool but didn't learn anything
Damn nigga that's some good choices you have there
pleb but it's ok

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What's the middle one? Is it something from Kurosawa? Also, + for Jin Roh and MoM.

Onibaba by Kaneto Shindô

Jesus fucking christ

Get some taste or don't because /film/ is coming and your tasteless IMDB buff picks will stay here

Thanks.

Ok you nigger, please name every film here and i will watch them all to become a real /film/ snob

They are probably not good and you just choose them because they are very obscure and you can feel better than other people

Annoying film snobs wannabes. Don't you think there's a reason why some movies are successful and famous? Or at least well-liked?

Why do you care about what others think of you?

>feel
I am better than you and everyone in this thread thats one thing I and many of the other patricians of this board know.

>get
>better
>taste

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Name the films then you coward, i want to ascend

>being this insecure.

>being this smug that he can't even help a brotha out

>i want to ascend
Hell, you won't even be able to understand these films since your "eyes" are shit and you don't have the acquired taste to understand them. You'll watch one, get confused, say it is "hipster garbage" and then you'll cry on Cred Forums. For instance , do you seriously believe that someone like you can understand the depth of picture related? Don't make me laugh.

It's > a meme user

Literally everyone knows these movies by their posters alone. You have absolutely shit taste. Not even meming, that's legitimately the worst grid I've ever seen posted.

Thread successfully derailed.

Not even that guy and I can name them

just some CCTV, , The Sheikh, Tokyo Drifter
Casanova, Le Revelateur, rape climax
Annie Oakley Shooting, eye above the well, some unused footage for "Nanook of the North"

I've been had

I'm not him or that other pretentious snob.

You posted this EXACT hipster-watching-on-his-portable-DVD-player-at-Starbucks trash yesterday. Go back to /r/truefilm.

>Literally everyone knows these movies by their posters alone.
>well-known movies are shit
Fuck off, hipster trash.

trash

get on my level, pleb

Kid, If you even spoke a word near me and my friends IRL i think the room would be full of laughter. Come back to Cred Forums when you've left your pleb fucking star wars tourist taste

Holy fucking shit, this entire thread has been memebombed.

your like babies

>implying I said that
>implying you weren't pretentious as fuck by posting the names

What can you expect when you start the thread with one of the worst cinegrids of all time.

Not that guy and I don't usually insult people in these grid threads, but I think what he's getting at is that there's no personality.

In every one of these threads, you see people post these lists that look like the final result of a Sight and Sound poll or something. And you might think there's nothing wrong with having a list of well-known or critically acclaimed films on your list, every single person who participates in those kinds of polls has a personality to their list. The end result is what they have in common.

So if your list looks like a "best of", you are probably pretty young. Your list looks more like an Empire poll or something though.

Not a big deal. You'll find your groove later.

I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is OP.

The entire point of this thread was to get you to take 9 of your favorite movies and put them into a grid, and share with other anons. It's not supposed to be some deep psychoanalytical delving into you philosophizing what "real films" are. Jesus. Just post movies you like and anons rate.

And then commoners get ass blasted, because they get called plebs. Also, these threads are dick measuring contests.

Pleb n proud

But if the movies you like are basically the same movies that every other 14 year old likes, it seems kind of pointless. May as well copy and paste it a few times in notepad, smile to yourself and then go do something else.

Oh don't worry it fucking shows you troglodyte

Only plebs will say this isn't Kubrick's best movie.

We're in the majority here buddy. Have fun ;)

It is without a doubt his best film. It's not even close.
Be prepared for pleb backlash though.

The point is having fun looking at other peoples grids and also having fun mocking them.

This guy for example:
knows how to take popular pleb movies and still create a somewhat interesting grid to look at.

Roman Polanski BTFO Mark Cousins the guru of pretentious snobs. Too bad I can't find a normal video isntead of YTP-like parody but whatever. The point still stands. Fuck these guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=uYWGpjjyhrY

the plebfather
12 angry plebs
king pleb
you get a pass because dragon inn is dope
andrei pleblev
pleb plus massacre
tree of pleb

>phantom of paradise
>bad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOTGH best anime.

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How much of a pleb am I?

you are such a fucking pleb that he didn't even bother

Fuck yeah, I'm the emperor of plebeians!

How about any real arguments because such meaningless and obvious baiting bores me.

Critics and filmmakers are different. It's a critics job to talk about this shit. They are basically just writers/academics. Real filmmakers won't talk about their own films in that way, though, for a variety of reasons. So it's not like Polanski snapping at Cousins is an indication of anything.

It's also worth pointing out that people have posted lists featuring all sorts of genre films and I've even seen hardcore porn in people's lists here and they've gotten praise. All you really have to do to stand out in these threads is just be yourself and make an honest distinctive list that has personality. Nothing pretentious about that.

pleb-hur

Fuck yeah!

Your list honestly has more personality than most the other ones. At least I can tell what your interests are.

fite me.

Thank you.

Ok, where you at bro?

In my wife's son's basement

ah good, you live in sweden too

la dolce pleb
Salo or 120 days of pleb

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I kek'd

10/10

9/9 best in thread

P A T R I C I A N

>catched

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>A Clockwork Orange
>Ostrov (The Island)
>Nostalghia
>There Will Be Blood
>The Master
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>Taxi Driver
>El Topo
>Trois couleurs: Rouge

how long have you been doing this?

The first triggers my autism. 8/10
Everybody knows the names since they're all pleb movies and more importantly it literally says so right there on the poster. 4/10

Excuse my pleb taste that's the reason I'm on this board

Please rate.

It's not one guy. It's one of about 5 mosaics used in grid threads. More than half the people who post them don't know the sauce or the names of the films.

>A Knights Tale
10/10 patrician

Duras!

Posting the same old, same old.

?

Nice to see you're back

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The one in the middle, is it Fincher's?

Pastoral is pretty well known

What's bottom left?

Yes it's The Game.

Now, where can I get my "Pleb & Proud" shirt?

all I see is reddit

Hahahahahahahahagahahaga
Watch Tokyo drifter you fucking idiot

Cloud Atlas, i know Cred Forums hate that movie but i fucking loved it.

is that the only title that you knew

Names?

no, it's also not a CCTV footage, the sheikh, or nanook of the north you fucking retard
kill yourself

lel okay

it's a lot senpai

Names please? The pics pique my interest.

Die bitteren Tränen der Petra von Kant, Magic Mike XXL, Au Revoir Les Enfants

Spione, Margaret, Woman in the Dunes

Friday Night Lights pilot episode, Ikebana, Year of the Hare

qt

names?

Aight Cred Forums wachu think

good stuff
3/8

>all those insanely recognizable movies
>six of them have the names clearly visible on the poster
>the other three are Dumb and Dumber, T2 and Scarface
>actually feels the need to list off the names of the movies as if anybody but him is still confused

you are literally breathing through your mouth so hard I can feel the vibrations through the computer

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So many people

Dont breathe was really great didnt expect it to be

How is everyone

So is this a meme list or what?
I've seen this one so many times and literally recognize 0 of them.

If it's not a meme, I apologize and humbly ask the names

Some good picks, especially The Game. I've probably seen that movie 100 times.

Literally off yourself.

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good to hear my man, will check it out
reminds me of the old threads with 200+ replies

not a meme, just special kind of films for me, not really my top 9, but i do love all

marketa lazarova
shadows of forgotten ancestors
andrei rublev

quixotic
the nibelungen
silvestre

the virgin spring
valley of the bees
the nun

What website did you use? It doesn't look like the Mosaic Maker.

Do you post with many charts?

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names? please?

i know, feels good to see that people are continuing to post especially after the quite few weeks where the threads would die after -10 posts

wew

I made it myself. I know it has a bad aspect ratio but w/e

>bottom left.

i bought a jacket like that today.

First one is Freddy Got Fingered.

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Freddy Got Fingered [2001]
Barry Lyndon [1975]
The Seventh Continent [1989]
Joint Security Area [2000]
Spoorloos (The Vanishing) [1988]
The Man Who Wasn't There [2000]
Blinkende Lygter (Flickering Lights) [2000]
La Cérémonie [1995]
Hana-Bi (Fireworks) [1997]

>[
>Easily recognizable films
>mememe mixDDD f hahaha maymeymem slist

Fucking kys yourself stupid fuck

Looks good

Match Point was much better than I had been led to believe

thnx, and its warm as hell.
thank god for early sales lol

What's the bottom left film anyways

Take a bite of peach

>i know, feels good to see that people are continuing to post especially after the quite few weeks where the threads would die after -10 posts
it's cool, i just wish some old posters came back

yeah, kinda hard deciding 9 favorites, but pic related would be (kinda)

>Three Colors: Blue
also I wanted to put A Short Film About Killing on mine but I couldn't drop Freddy Got Fingered

Blinkende Lygter (Flickering Lights) [2000]

is it too much to name them in a single post

I wish someone made a tool that allows for titles under the images like Cred Forums has topster

topsters.net/

wish i could lurk and post more :(

ur small gangsters from Copenhagen trick a gangster boss: they take over 4,000,000 kroner which they were supposed to bring him.

looks like my kind of film ty

It's comfy a.f.

well from this chart it's
spirit of the beehive
son nom de venise dans calcutta desert
shadows of forgotten ancestors

voices through time
on an empty balcony
out 1

train of shadows
galician caress of clay
hovering over the water (monteiro)

as for the larger one though, i'll probably copy paste the titles on the next thread

weeb

Good taste, Last Year in Marienbad is one of my favorites, I should have included it on this list. What's bottom left?

Love 8.5 and DoBW. I didn't like the Host too much though; what did you like about it? I should probably rewatch it, the only time I've seen it I was drinking with some friends.

Good taste for such recent movies. I could care less about Drive and the Lego movie but Collateral and BTiLC are awesome and the rest are good fun. Makes me wanna rewatch the Oceans movies.

Extremely good taste. The Game doesn't get enough credit, I think it's one of Fincher's best if not THE best. Good Malick, Chaplin and I love They Live.

>spirit of the beehive

this reminded me that i was going to make a few 3x3's of kubricks fav films.

found this on the brakhage video on youtube
"Then what is a film? Stories played by actors? It's called the theatre. Stories told from a narrative point of view? It's called literature. THIS is a film."
thought i'd share it with you

why do you love el sur but no so much with spirit of the beehive julien donkey user? (talking about your lbg ratings)

whats up man i saw blood simple yesterday

is this a meme? Or are you a film major

Am I a pleb? Probably
Pretty decent taste OP, 6.5/10
9/10, well done
Do you actually enjoy 50's movies or are you memeing?
10/10, now this is kino

he's the god of cinema, kinoma

none of them are from the 50's, what the fuck are you talking about?

If you're asking if I like classic film, you're damn right I do. Btw, you are indeed a pleb

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an honest one

only recognize gueros/9

Bunp

Commando
Top Gun
Zardoz
Columbo
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift
The Hunt for Red October
Cries and whispers
The rock
Jesus christ superstar
fight me faggots

2/7

>Commando
>Top Gun

True patrician/9

I don't care what anyone says, The General is the greatest silent film of all time.

I like Sherlock Jr. more tbqh

0/9

Wtf is wrong with you, you must have shit in you head

>Hanabi over Sonatine
Finally someone with taste.

Pretty good but watch more movies

What?

what's bottom left and how good is A Separation? It's been sitting on my folder for like 4 months or more, everything else is 10/10 taste

Either you're a liar or a stupid pretentious idiot

Why not

Not him but bottom left is The Lives of Others.
A Separation is solid.

Why does this board have so many completely braindead retards?

>Castaway on the Moon
My surpreme nigga

man I love Fallen Angels but it physically hurts me seeing it with all that other pleb garbage there

What's the boat movie?

Also Green Dragons feels more like gookshit than any of the old HK gangster movies, even if the plot is connected at the hip to them.

Seriously, what?

>matrix
Literally where?

love your taste

That's okay, user. I just like what I like.

This

hey cool it a bit man, Many plebs may like memories of murder but it's still a fucking great film. Agreed about the others

I like Fight Club, so what? It gets a lot of unwarranted hate because teenagers like it for being "epic" but I think it's good and it just does it for me.
American Psycho is just fucking hilarious
And there's no matrix there, plebmeister.

>save 9 pics
>go to make it
>BECOME A MEMBER

nope

Have you watched anything good recently?

>Memories of Murder
>pleb garbage

user pls

this

what's middle left?

are u legit retarded?

A Bittersweet Life

>la haine
Good shit
>Japanese Amelie
Good shit
>The fall
>Beyond the black rainbow
Good fucking shit senpai
Whats middle left?

A dream /spoiler

is this bait?

Thanks bruv! Have you posted your list here?

Yeah, some good things here and there. Have you seen Pixote? I watched it recently and can't stop thinking about it

You?

Everything is bait on Cred Forums

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>Roshomon is pleb garbage
One of the most influential films of all time.

i made both posts, saw i forgot to ask what have you seen recently
>Have you posted your list here?
this one and yeah i've seen pixote, though a while ago
could definitely see how korine was amazed by it so much, have to re watch tho

>You?
Bene's Salome was interesting, and i saw Blue Velvet and Blood Simple yesterday, both neat

pleb/10

was the Blood Simple 'lynchian' like I was told?

So I think the about face of the lead characters was very obvious (not necessarily a bad thing), was very deliberately paced (not necessarily a bad thing), and ultimately shallow and uncompelling drama (a bad thing).

Put those three together and you've got a film I really, really didn't like. The premise is a great one, a classic Nietzschean one, but the execution left me utterly bored.

what do you like? some obscure frenchman's idea of a documentary?
at least half of this is solid

no really, much more plot focused i thought
and with tons of detail on the realism of violence
but very different from a typical cat and mouse thriller, it was nice, but nothing i really liked

Gonna replace casino with enemy

don't have a definitive list so here's the best of what i watched recently
nothing too patrician in there so don't get your hopes up

Exactly how i feel about it, the only thing i really liked in the film was the body disposal scene, everything else was just kinda boring average crime film. But you definitely see many of the quirks of the coens that will later make much more impact

eh, I won't hurry with it then (I also have it in my drive). I'll probably end up rewatching True Grit for the millionth time. There's just something about in their remake that always brings me back to it..

Do you plan to start logging / reviewing on letterboxd?

Jin-Roh is my favorite academy length animated feature.

It breaks the ankles of people who imagine themselves genre savvy. I routinely enjoy the occasional thread it's brought up in as people spout off their clear misunderstanding of the film.

pretentious: the post

it's one of the few films that I've dropped because of my distaste for it

>he pretends to like shit old movies to feel superior to strangers on the internet

>the neon demon
kill yourself
extreme shit taste ITT

7444315X
7444317X
reminder to ignore low effort shitposting.

>misdirection in a film is pretentious
Literally 2deep4u

I was talking bout your post, not the film.

Just fuck me up

>Only God Forgives
Why?

I like it

If you don't post your taste along with your shitty comment it becomes irrelevant

But my post is 100% honest and unpretentious.
I like the film. I like that it trolls Film 101 types that carry assumptions into watching the film. I enjoy reading posts by people that fundamentally have no grasp of what the film was actually about (complete with Oshii's later statements about the film if they really get triggered by my "theory").

>Only God Forgives
But I am not God and I cannot forgive your shit taste.

>only god forgives

>people that fundamentally have no grasp of what the film was actually about
What? Are you talking about Jin-Roh or Angel's Egg?

You're among the shittiest tastes in here, congrats
:), have some

>You're among the shittiest tastes in here, congrats

thanks! It's a great privilege

>EoE

Jin-Roh.

I don't like Angel's egg. Too sanctimonious.

>subtle baneposting
I rest my case

How can people not grasp what Jin-Roh was about?

I have not seen this so thanks a lot,i have always preferred el sur and i dont really know why, i do love spirit but didnt get nearly as much out of it as i did with el sur, ive also watched el sur a few more times than spirit so i thinks that helps

Not anytime soon as i just started back in college and will be quite occupied, i would love to start reviewing films but it takes me a long time to get an opinion on a film

I am a child

Represent

Nice to see you man

wew

Join with fb or google or ask some1 else to make it

Wew


If anyone has seen kubo and the two strings how was it?

>tfw can decide only on 5 movies and don't know what to put in the remaining 4 spots because I don't like any other movie equally as the other 5
Suffering

>you realize you are a complete pleb

What are the titles?

>If anyone has seen kubo and the two strings how was it?

Sorry but it's a board for adults, we don't watch baby cartoons here.

I usually use just my 9 recent favorites. Much easier than all time top 9.

It's okay, lets watch more films together

lel what's your 3x3 i want to laugh for a bit

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why not just have completely black screens as the mosaic?

I'm not a snob, I just like films is all.

Those aren't films, those are kinos.

Titles?

Sorry I forgot the last one

I've just always loved movies

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wew

us go home
berlin horse
colossal youth

i...dreaming
mr thankyou
landscape suicide

a matter of life and death
julien donkey boy
the green ray

god dammit yoshida, why are you so incredible?
u should make a wall list or something my man
or any list, would b cool
i haven't seen kubo, heard here that it bombed or something

whats a wall list?

do u mean just like a list of films on mubi?

i think im gonna go watch it in the cinema this week

a wall list is a list with just one film, but the point of the list is to talk to you
like, you don't have any reviews or lists, so there's no way i can contact you on lbg, so a wall list it's like a talk list
like this
letterboxd.com/lencho_o_t_apes/list/wall/
or this
letterboxd.com/tsar/list/wall/

just an idea cause it's impossible not to miss at least one 3x3 thread