>"Yeah I'm sure Brad and Leo would want anything to do with your diseases-ridden holes. That's why you're with a sand nigger, isn't it? Because you couldn't get a proper white man? Yeah I've seen your photos with him, I'm sorry but they're frankly fucking embarrassing. I hope he beheads your whore ass because you don't cover up like a good little jihadi whore. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, oh I'm sorry I meant 3 meter pole you retarded yuropoor cunt. Oh and Brad and Leo also aren't into trannies. Oh what, you gonna cry now, slut? Hey look everyone, frog bitch crying! Turns out she can dish it out but not actually take it!"
That's how it's done.
Daniel Torres
Anybody who posts in this thread for any other reason than trips-checking needs to migrate to /r9k/
Camden Jackson
I'm so embarrassed for you.
Easton Lee
Embarrassing. I guess this is what a life time of virginity does to people.
Aaron Harris
cringe cringe
Blake Wright
0.05 cents have been deposited in your account Thank you for Correcting the Record™
Jonathan Parker
She's a cunt but jonah should have been on guard.
Eurotrash envy was so strong with this gorgeous bitch stuck on local tv while jonah subweighves goodbye to his troupe of hollywood whoahs
Benjamin Gomez
>"You're a fucking faggot."
That's how it's done.
Samuel Rivera
haha fuck the normies reeeeee amirite friend xDDD
Austin Thomas
looks like the Ornella Fleury Internet Defense Force is here.
Isaac Nelson
That would've been even more embarrassing for him
Blake Johnson
Trips wins!
Blake Harris
when is their sextape coming out?
James King
easy trips desu
Lucas Ross
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
Blake Walker
>"Yeah I'm sure you're a cunt you fuck."
Jonathan Barnes
sad
Caleb Morgan
cringe
Kayden Roberts
le
Carson Campbell
crybeg
Thomas Taylor
>Yeah, I'll leave, sweetheart......BUT MY TOMMY GUN WON'T!!!! >*shoots up the studio*
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
Lincoln Nguyen
>
Jose Price
dub
Dominic Foster
I bet this shit keeps you up at night, doesn't it?
Joshua Harris
there was nothing wrong with his actual response on the show anything more would have made him seem like the asshole to everyone people were already obviously sympathetic to him
Jeremiah Thomas
>redditor normies and or actual autists who apparently don't understand ironic memery
What are you pals doing here?
Lucas Lopez
Correcting the Record™
Aiden Jackson
>"oh come on why do i need to leave? lets not pretend you havent sucked off fatter older jews to get this prestigious job"
Elijah Phillips
#cucked
Charles Hill
>not understanding this retarded humor
Facebook is calling, my man
Landon Evans
I think they're feminists who assume everything must be motivated by genuine outrage like in their reddit echo-chambers.
Gavin Perry
This entire thread is fucking pathetic. I'm ashamed to be posting in it.
OP, just go home.
Josiah Fisher
...
William Gonzalez
this, shameful thread, makes me ashamed to call myself a 4channer.
Bentley Garcia
>OP, just go home. I'll bet you a million dollars OP is posting from his home.
Nathaniel Moore
I would've been interested to see this actually happen. He attempted some bantz at the beginning with the anal sex joke, but then was just a deer in the headlights. I really wonder how much shit he would have gotten if he said an equivalent amount of shit right back. Would have made the discussion around this stupid event more interesting at least.
Brayden Harris
Lmao you're fucking dumb user
Jaxson Hernandez
What the fuck did he say? All Ive seen is him retweeting shit like a baby.
Camden Miller
Keep digging, loser.
Aaron Price
Indeed it's a shameful thread my fellow fourchanner, I think it's time we commit SUDOKU! xD
Lincoln Perez
It's pretty clear to me that these threads are memetic in nature. There may have been one or two genuinely angry posts by angry fat teenage boys in these threads, I can't speak for everyone, but they're primarily made and participated in for laughs.
Not our fault you want to see misogyny everywhere so bad that you assume this stuff is all posted by genuine, evil, women-hating males.
Silly cunt.
Isaac Baker
Cringe
Owen Rivera
>"humor" at least you got the "retarded" part right
Brody Diaz
No seriously, if you can't tell when anons are being ironic then what the actual fuck are you doing here? Are you new or are you really that fucking dumb?
Jason Roberts
Imagine if Jonah Hill was a long time Cred Forums poster and actually got up, walked around the desk and then did a pratfall and spilled actual, literal spaghetti out of his pockets. I think I'd faint if I saw that.
Kevin Long
hehe
Alexander Garcia
Sharp comeback, very nice.
Caleb Perez
I can't even.....
Cameron Powell
You're pathetic.
Justin Clark
Story behind this? Did Jonah Hill make some interviewer cry?
Asher Cruz
why are you being so mean?
Parker Roberts
UGH!
All these manbabies getting salty that a strong sassy female weatherperson of French nationality humiliated their fatty role-model, am I right sisters?
Let's laugh at the pathetic manbaby virgins who can't even get pussy and need Cred Forums to pretend they know how to talk back to a strong, sassy, proud independent female weatherperson of non-American heritage!
Imagine how fat they all must be, and laugh! Which is acceptable body shaming because they're privileged cis-white male oppressors! We're punching up, ladies!
Sebastian Phillips
>white knighting OP and Jonah Hill You are one sad little faggot, dude.
Julian Phillips
fatty detected
Colton James
Hey, you understood irony that time! Good for you, sweetheart. Now if you could just figure out that nobody here cares about OP or Jonah Hill, you'd be on track to enjoy the thread!
Dominic Gonzalez
What is the meme about anymore
1. the bantz from the girl 2. the responses 3. cringing at the responses
Jayden Scott
A weathergirl made the fat boy cry.
Charles Cooper
Hacking her icloud and releasing her nude photos on the internet is the only proper response
Juan Turner
...
Ethan Russell
DUDE CRINGE LMAO
Luis Parker
But I am enjoying the thread, user. Whenever autistic retards like you get btfo of their own thread, it's very entertaining.
Tyler Reed
>t. (pic related)
Nolan Lewis
everyone in this thread is gay
Jeremiah Walker
>Cred Forums is still triggered by this frenchie
Jordan Butler
For me it was originally about mocking what angry, unattractive young men might say online after this incident hurt his feelings or gave him second-hand embarrassment.
Then feminists and white-knights arrived, took all the posts as genuine and laughed at the perceived butthurt.
Now these threads are a mess of genuine, ironic and post-ironic "banter," with a handful of confused women/feminists thinking they're winning some kind of gender battle on Cred Forums for once.
Connor Ramirez
not wut you mum said kiddo lol
Dominic Clark
How am I getting btfo?
You're the one who doesn't understand what the thread is even doing here. You think people here are white-knighting Jonah Hill, don't you?
Thomas Parker
>oh I'm sorry I neant 3 meter pole Kek
Thomas Williams
Not bad
My Turn.
>"Sure! Sounds like a plan! And while you, Brad, and Leo do your thing I'll be busy setting up their appointments to the nearest STD clinic."
Charles Harris
dubbles check them
Ethan Davis
what if he like just pretended to fall asleep and not hear the joke lol
Thomas Brown
This just sounds pissy, though. There aren't any jokes in it, it's just "You fucking cunt Eurotrash piece of shit go fuck another mudslime ha ha yeah I just took you down SLUT!"
Juan Wilson
The only correct response would be to have an epic meltdown like richie tenenbaum did on the court.
Kayden Hernandez
>All these beta males coming up terrible replies days after the fact and for a jab that has nothing to do with them.
You've been ratd by a woman before and now you get a mite of release from pretending you made a good comeback,living through Jonah Hill.
Thomas Bailey
um hello can you delete this offensive reply? I really don't want to have to report you for cyber bullying.
Nathaniel Cox
>fa/tv/irgins triggered by a french woman insulting a famous actor who happens to share their body type Has there ever been a more pathetic thread than this?
Charles Miller
i don't participate in these threads but i've seen this post at least 13 times per thread, spice it up, get passionate about it
Jordan Martin
>all these hambeast roasties getting buttblasted from second hand roasting by based anons lmao
Noah Morgan
HEY
DON'T BULLY ME BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT
YOU WOULDN'T DARE SAY ALL THAT MEAN SHIT IF I WAS A GIRL
Dylan Sullivan
rekt and checked
John Edwards
this is just getting pathetic
Tyler Taylor
>yewah i'd bring leo and brad but wait, what's that smell? AW IT'S A SMELLY FRENCH WOMAN! DO YOU FRENCHIES EVEN BATHE? too late leo and brad have left holding their nose NO NO LET ME FINISH holding their nose because of the FRENCH STENCH! EVERYBODY! FRENCH STENCH! FRENCH STENCH! FRENCH STENCH! HAHAHAHA stop crying surrender frog! FRENCH STENCH!
Christian Allen
Triggered : The Thread
Owen Walker
>that space before the colon
Blake Foster
4 (You)
Michael Gray
>obese neckbeards still being this assblasted
You don't need to defend Jonah Hill to feel better about yourselves. Just put the fucking fork down. I used to be like some of you, then lost 50 lbs in six months by just eating 1,000 fewer calories a day than normal and doing nothing else (hardly noticeable unless you are incredibly pathetic). Then over the next six months I remained at about that weight (actually got a bit lighter) despite adding a noticeable amount of muscle, simply by doing a bunch of dumbbell exercises and push-ups for an hour a day three days a week. it's not that hard. You just have to be consistent.
Perhaps if you do that, you won't be such insecure betas that you need this fat autist as your self-insert.
Logan Diaz
Because you're not attractive and fat.
Landon Lee
I'm NoT FaT
Zachary Moore
Was that a triple pun?
Owen Lewis
>Trips got wasted on this
Jaxson Hill
Nice to see others who actually knows what's going down. Cred Forums really has unironically become a subreddit.
Justin Hernandez
>trolling is back to acting dumb to trick newfags again instead of just flaming the easily triggered God bless you lads.
Gabriel Scott
Whatever makes you sleep at night, fatty.
Joseph Hughes
He could have played it off by saying it wouldn't be the first time that happened.