What is the Citizen Kane of Bollywood ?

What is the Citizen Kane of Bollywood ?

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Dabangg. Accept nothing less.

Robot is a close fucking second though.

the who of what

Pootizen Looane

Mother India I think

inb4 Sholay, that's the Gone with the Wind of Bollywood

The Apu trilogy.

Citizen Khan

Indians are fucking disgusting.Designated shitty ''''''people'''''''' for a shitty country.

>Apu trilogy
>Bollywood

2 Poo 2 Loo

Singham

Citizen Pajeet

India has the worst films in the world. Everything they make is fucking cut and paste.

>Marriage problems
>Dance
>Solve marriage problem
>Dance again
>Roll credits

>All the poo's in their loo's lose their mind over such an """"""""""""""amazing"""""""""""""" film.

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I got nothing against the actors, actresses, directors, or any other creative person.

What I do have a problem with, are the fucking disgusting curry maggots, who LOVE the same old shit over and over and over again. This makes it difficult for indie filmmakers there to even have a chance to do something totally different and out of the norm.

>Worst country in the world
>Worst people in the world

Citizen Pajeet: street pooinloo.

2001 : A Poo odyssey

As an Indian person I can totally agree with and am glad that I affirm to such wonderful ideals.

>replace curry with burger and youve got hollywood

Aśoka

To be fair, that happens to everything when they want to sell to the retarded masses.

Movies, music, book, video games. Nothing is safe.

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I don't think I've ever seen Cred Forums discuss Bollywood. Anything worth a watch?

gangs of wassypur

KEK

>no bhagavad gita directed by the indian michael bay
One job.

Seconded, enthiran's fucking insane

>no Ramayana, Mahabharata or Purana adaptation by Malick
Why does that crazy Assyrian have to be so Christian?

>Go to third world shithole
>Bring camera
>Film some 3rd world kino
>Take film festivals by storm

Hey, it worked for Danny Boyle! Whats the harm? Your safety? Pfft.

>film in slums
>die of diarrhea

Lots of stories that aren't romance or action get made to be TV series. The industry isn't so accepting of different stuff. It's like anime and why so little of it seems to be more than just high school is life.

The japs made a solid ramayana anime back in the 90s
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Poo Runner

Yeah it was an Indian-Japanese co-production
The soundtrack is pretty good, but then again Indians know how to make catchy tunes

DESIGNATED

>India has a nuclear arsenal
That's scary, especially as most of the population haven't learned how to use something as simple as a toilet.

Blame the eternal anglo for taking some monkeys to their designated universities.