5 minutes into the movie

>5 minutes into the movie
>screen goes dark
>yell "Movies over, time to go home."
>whole theater laughs

Name TWO movies where this happened.

TDKR
Ican't think of another of the top of my head

It happened for me at Jurassic World and Civil War.

How bout you learn to read before you complain?

dumb frogposter

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>5 minutes into the movie
>a cartoon character shows up on the screen
>a dying woman up front starts to freak out
>"THIS CARTOON IS A SECRET NAZI SYMBOL IT'S COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN AND LYNCHING BLACK PEOPLE!"

B-but they were good friends.

>5 minutes into the movie
>screen goes dark
>think about making a joke
>worry about what would happen if nobody laughs
>by now too much time has passed for it to be funny
>yell "M-movies over, t-t-time to go home."
>nobody laughs

>aim laser pointer at screen
>shout "JAMES HOLMES IS BACK, EVERYBODY RUN!!"
>no one laughs
>get escorted out by security, banned from the cinema for a year, and taken in for questioning by the police for an hour before being let off with a warning

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>5 minutes into existing
>wish emily blunt would step on my balls

>123 minutes into movie
>screen goes black
>yell "Movies over, time to go home."
>>whole theater leaves

>at movie theater
>autist sitting behind me keeps spewing unfunny drivel every scene
>nobody laughs
>says it louder

>princess and the frog is now nazi propaganda

>30 minute into movie
>cunt whos been on her phone all the time know is having a fullblown conversation on it
>tells her to cut it out or face the the music
>she says 'shut you mouf white boi'
>stand in front of her and tell her to repeat what she said
>before she can open her mouth beat the shit out of her
>theater claps for standing up to this cunt ruining the movie
its a good thing i was there, the other pussies wouldnt have done shit except look disapprovingly

when did you have that dream)

no one even knows his name anymore

Did you sexually assault her after you were done?

he was a good friend

>watching the mummy (the classic horror one) at a classic movies night at the theatre
>credits play before the movie starts, obviously
>title card pops up
>screen immedatiely goes black, projector error
>stand up and start applauding
>get a laugh

I also saw The Wolfman. Lon Chaney is a giant bitch in that movie.

>Movie begins
>Horror movie
>Woman is being stalked by the murderer but she doesn't know it
>yell "OH MAH GAWWD DAT NIGGAS RITE BEHIN YOUZ JUS TURN AROWN BITCH!!!"
>whole theater laughs
>continue with this throughout the entire film, receive profusions of laughter and occasional applause
>after movie ends I am rewarded with diversity medal for my contributions to the film.

LOL!! Awesome frogposter :D

>intense heart-wrenching scene going on on screen
>black woman in front of me starts loudly unwrapping fried chicken wrapped in tin foil
>loudly smacking her lips while devouring the chicken
>too scared to say anything in case I get called a racist for asking her to be quiet

(. _.) ( ;_;)

The Simpsons Movie