"Go home, get some sleep. You look like shit."

>Character is getting ready for bed
>Doesn't spend at least five minutes holding a gun to his head in the mirror before ultimately giving up and prolonging his torture by another day

>first person view of protagonist getting knocked out by the butt of a rifle

>character wakes up
>doesn't cry when he realizes he didn't die in his sleep

name 1000 movies where something happens

These are just the movies that got cut out of the new AFI Top 100 list

You're such a fucking liar.

none of these are movies

>character wakes up
>holding his head
>"what happened last night...?"

>character wakes up
> his hair is literally prefect and he doesn't have yellow crust on his eyelids

>mfw i saw what got added instead of those

> characters go through an intense action scene and have a moment of respite
>"..."
>"that... WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!"

he said movies, not flicks, joints, or films

>can hear wilhelm scream over gunshots and explosions on the movie my parents are watching 20 feet from me with my door closed and with headphones

Moonman (1945)

>character wakes up
>doesnt immediatly grabs his phone to watch interracial tranny porn and masturbate for 1 hour

>character can come when he masturbates right after waking up

>character can do something other than masturbate to anime, be mad at politics and shitpost

> Characters engage in a meaningful conversation
> one of them walks away implying that the exchange is finished
>"Hey kid..."
> protag turns his neck back
>"Thanks."
> protag walks off without responding

>character goes to bed
>lighting is very bright in bedroom so we can see the character

> teen movie
> slightly awkward underdog protagonist sits on his roof and looks at the stars

Do all Americans sit on roofs?

>character flushes toilet paper down the toilet

Usually rednecks, Mexicans, or roofers.

Go back to bed India

>Character takes a big, stinky shit
>She doesn't even wipe or flush when she's done

>character is a single straight white male nerd who spends all day on the Internet complaining about niggers, Muslims, Mexicans, women, and Jews
>doesn't just end his worthless life

Children

Vice City ayy

> he doesn't use his poopknife to make his chunks more easily flushable

name ONE life where this happens oh wait it's mine nvm

>character hasnt masturbated for 3 hours
>can still concentrate in tasks like everything is normal

>character talks to a cute girl
>doesn't think about how fragile she is compared to his superior male strength and how he could kill her with basically everything in the room and she'd be basically powerless to stop it

>character takes a shit
>he doesn't examine the paper after he wipe his ass
>he doesn't clean the chuncks of shit that remain on the toilet after flushing

Kek ya it's all blue and shit

>character doesn't order a two person meal so the drive thru attendant doesn't think he's gonna eat alone even though they probably instantly know

These threads are always hilarious

y-yeah haha

youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8
what did they meme by this?

>character sees cute girl from the distance
>doesn't start daydreaming about their life together

How I'm supposed to relate?

>he doesn't clean the chuncks of shit that remain on the toilet after flushing

I work with a dude who DOESNT do this.

How should I end him?

>character takes a massive shit
>flushes without looking how big it is
>doesn't wipe his ass until blood comes out on the paper

that's me haha

>i was that dude until my ex called me out on it
I just figured it would flush eventually/it would come the time to clean the whole toilet anyway. My parents never had a problem with that or at least never called me out. Now I'm disgusted by it myself and wonder how I could do this for 20+ years.

redpill me on roofers

I've reported this thread for posting white supremacist hate speech icons.

What's next? Posting pictures of girls from that white supremacist anime Evangelion?

>guy sees his girlfriend again after they had a huge argument and were apart for a few scenes
>"Look, I've been a bit of an asshole lately..."

>You wouldn't believe me if I told you
>Try me

It's one of the oldest subcultures in North America. The first usage of the term can be dated back to XIX century newspapers. In the beginning it was just used as a derogatory term for Italian and Greek immigrants, stemming for their penchant for relaxing on the roof with their whole family/friends but quickly it lost its original meaning and begun to mean all people who hang out on roofs. Nowadays there isn't a lot of people who identify as "roofers", but the practice is still common amongst other groups, such as stoners, frat boys and generally working-class youth with access to flat and/or low roofs. Just kidding, he meant the people who fix your roof, moron.

>please have a seat

>I'd rather stand

wow you have such deep knowledge of le cinema teevee user

>Character passes by an elementary school
>Doesn't get a boner

>google Jay Michaelson
>it's fucking real

>"ya think?"
>"-hear me out..."

>King kong ain't got shit on me

>Character can be near little girls
>he doesn't sweat or get nervous

>semi-conscious man laying on ground
>dog beings licking his face
>"honey, is that you?"

>its done
>hangs up phone without any sort of goodbye

>cuts to bump under the blankets
>it is a "man" performing cunnilingus

That's a tough one famalam

>"the pepe family"
>normies somehow find this funny and post all over facebook
>have no idea what it is about
so much for a white supremacist frog

The most unrealistic part of 24 was the lack of toilet breaks

>boy and girl making out on her bed
>buff dad coming up the stairs
>boy hurriedly hides under the bed, breathing shallowly but quietly out of fear of getting caught
>"Honey, I heard some bumping. What are you doing up here?"
>"Oh, nothing, dad! Just studying for my algebra final!"
>dad looks around room
>"Alright. Well keep it down. I don't know what you might be doing up here with...
>cuts to boy's worried face in the dark under bed
>...boys."

To be completely fair, Pepe started out as an extra in a shitty web comic. He was never intended to be "feels bad man" frog, that's just what Cred Forums used him for.

>character enters a conveniently unlocked car he needs to steal
>keys fall into his lap when he lowers the sun visor

>protag about to get shot by merc
>gun clicks empty
"Guess this is your lucky day"

This line will haunt us forever.
Fucking Ray Liotta.

yeah, so?

All memes aside, I'm surprised they didn't censor kike in a mainstream newspaper

>action star stays awake 48 hours, finds the bomb, outs the terrorist nest, defeats the aliens, saves the president, seduces a blonde, and manages to put his report together so that the chief doesn't fire him for being a lose cannon.
>I stay awake for 20 hours and I can't string 2 words together or tie my shoelaces

>characters never have to take a shit

>main character dies in the end