Redpill me on Mike Matei

Redpill me on Mike Matei.

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It's huge.

'Redpill me' should be an auto ban worldfilter

Just set up your own wordfilter instead of expecting to be spoonfed every solution like some millenial.

This is all you need to know about Mike "The Mother Fucker" Matei.

youtu.be/_AzWSAMzIx4

Look how big his penis is... seriously the guy is packing a porno sized penis. You can see it in this picture screencapped from one of his live streams

this cant be real

Mike '5 inches is barely half the way' Matei

a few months back when I heard about his long cock I left a comment on an AVGN video saying "if it true Mike has an enormous cock?", and within a couple minutes, I shit you not, I got a reply back from AVGN saying "It's almost 9 inches - Mike"

fucking lol.

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honestly even if he did have a big dick its not interesting enough to make a meme out of it, i think these posts are mike fanbois cuz their show is dogshit and nobody likes it anymore besides children

having a freak donger must be kind of shitty tbqh no sports, no swimming pools, dick could fall in with the poopy toilet water. must be rough

She's super cute bros. Dude has a huge dong too. Shit how fucking based is Mike guys.

Huge cock
James' daughter's father
Mineycrafta

I bet she gets it porno style on the reg, pussy is probably busted like a motherfucker

How can black men even compete?

if most men had that there would literally be world peace and zero stress wherever you went

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yeah shame she has a penis too

Holy shit.
IT'S ALIVE!

He arguably played the best on-screen interpretation of the Joker.

It can't look any worse than Hope Solo's.

Nah that'd be Drew Russell.

>redpill me

back to your containment board

Mike "No woman ask me to go balls deep" Matei.

wtf I love Mike now

Mike "Just the Tip and You're Already Crying?" Matei.

His nickname in highschool was Anaconda.

ROAST

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DO NOT POST IT

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>wordfilter
Pussy.

Nah, I don't wanna get banned for 3-5 days. I love posting on here too much.

fucking kek

he's so obviously gay for avgn

that bish is poor replacement

>youtube 'celebrity'
>getting paid to play vidya
>has a gianormous dick

how the fuck is this fair?

I want to cut that tuft of hair off the back of his head and make the little shit eat it.

I hate myself for asking, but i dont get it. Care to explain?

Everyone thinks Mike has a big dick.
Mike acknowledges it and says he does.

What's there to get?

That'd be like asking Leto if his dick was really that huge but he would most likely not respond, which Mike did.

is he doing the voice? Is he autistic?

b-but whats funny about that?

I was thinking this too. Can't wear comfy short-er shorts, can't go running without having custom made penis-to-leg straps, can't get boners in public.

>Mike acknowledges it and says he does.
only in your fantasy world

Nobody is fucking laughing.

In your fantasy world, fuckboy.
That's why you're in the thread.

I was having a good time watching this until he make fun of virgins

I like Mike.

I sometimes pop a video of his on the TV and it triggers my missus.

For some unknown reason she absolutely hates him and is quite vocal about it when she sees him.

Doesn't seem to have a bad bone in his body and works hard at producing the somewhat subpar content he puts out.

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For a guy who used to call himself Motherfucker Mike, I'm sure he had the point of people hating him but doesn't give a fuck.

Loser virgins detected

He beat jekyll & hyde that makes him GOAT in my book

anybody have the pic saved?

Faggot

>not liking fat white cock

who's the faggot now, bitch?

No fucking way. I thought the big dick thing was just a meme.

imgur.com/VgVeFas

youtube.com/watch?v=dSFkYtH1EZQ

there are like 5 or 6 pics people repost here

it's bizarrely big

>imgur.com/VgVeFas
way too small to be mike

That's supposed to be big? It may be long, but it lacks girth.

So Mike is a Shower not a Grower, right?

if he's a grower it surpasses his knee