Character shown taking a shit

>character shown taking a shit
>he shits with his shoes on

>he doesn't remove his shoes to shit

Why even bother?

>character shits with his pants on

>character shown taking a shit
>doesn't bring his laptop with him so he can shitpost while he shits until the battery gets to around 11% or so

Name 44 films that show that

>male character takes a whiz
>he doesn't have a small wet spot of pee soaked into the front of his chinos when he comes out of the bathroom

Why is sadfrog used exclusively for tropes now

I miss coherent Cred Forums

>character doesn't stand up naked to wipe

>character shown taking a shit
>his shit isn't black

>Character goes to the bathroom to shit
>Character cleans when he is "done"

>american shitcom
>characters walk with shoes inside and put feet with shoes on on bed

>tfw used to shit with clothes on
>tfw have been shitting naked for years after an insect crawled in my pants while i had them down

Why are you people posting the alt right nazi frog here? Fuck off to Cred Forums

>Character shown taking a shit
>He doesn't get up after each poop to check for blood

> Woman taking a shit.
> Her husband/ bf doesnt watch and fap

>character doesn't run the hot tap and wet the toilet paper a little before wiping

Fuck off back to Normiebook, newfag.

That's stupid. Enjoy your fungus.

>character in movie taking a shit
>doesn't jack off while he's there

i get completely naked every time i poop and shower afterwards. sometimes this makes for a lot of showers in a day

>3-4 wipes at most
>call it a day

Give me a fucking break, people can't be this filthy. My ass bleeds sometimes but I guarantee it's fucking clean.

>character shown taking a shit
>he doesn't struggle for 10 minutes pushing with all his strength
>giant log of a shit doesn't tear his asshole open

>Doesn't use a square of tp to dry his pee hole
>Doesn't get tp stuck on his head
>Doesn't have to lick his finger or wash dick at the sink to get the tp off

> bleeds
that's not healthy for your asshole.
Soak the paper in some water if you don't want a busted pooper.

>Character SHITS IN THE TOILET
>HE DOESN'T DO IT IN HIS PANTS TO SAVE TIME

w-what..i always do a wet paper wipe
i-is this bad

Who /bigpeehole/ here?

>Character takes laptop into the bathroom to take a shit
>He doesn't sit the laptop on top of the water reservoir and sit on the toilet backwards to shitpost with 100% efficiency

The only thing that might happen is that you get little bits of tissue paper stuck in your crack because when it's wet it falls apart. Other than that it's no different from using wet wipes. Feels good to remove all that excess shit you miss that clings to your butthair.

I got hemorrhoids from sitting to much in the toilet, but here I am shitposting and pooing again

>shitposting and pooing

It's just too comfy