Cast it

Cast it

Idris Elba as demo man obvi

Jerma985 as Scout

Chloe as heavy

>Not Vince

Also, Bill Murray as Engineer.

Tom Hardy as the Heavy

too old

Jean Dujardin as the spy

Pyro

Amy Schumer as Heavy
Lena Dunham as Scout
Lupita Nyuongo as Demo
Jennifer Lawrence as Medic
Idris Elba as Soldier
Azis Anzari as Scout
Leslie Jones as Pyro
Michael Pena as Sniper
Melissa McCarthy as Spy

Leonardo Dicaprio and Brad Pitt as the villains


btw I'm jewish and an actual producer

Colbert as medic

Anything worth while happen to this series lately? Last time I played was after man vs machine came out.

Nah he can't holler that loud.

Who?

Why?

Who?

I like it. But it needs to vocalize so....nope.

Well meme'd.

/thread

kek

what do some say about him?

Cast them.

nice maymay

>wanting another shitty video game flick
No thanks

>Implying Meet the Team wasn't the last good thing to come out of TF2
>Implying the characters weren't the best part of it before the wacky xD hats and shit

...

Medic - Colbert
Sniper - Hardy
Demo - Terry Crews
Soldier - ???
Heavy - ???
Scout - Donald Glover (inb4 but you can't change his race!!!!!one!!)
Engineer - McConaughey
Pyro - Pitt due to the irony that he'll have a mask on the entire time

scout needs to be quintessential bahstan, you can't make him a nigger

>Get me a vodka rocks
>Helen, it's breakfast!
>...And a piece of toast

Why did they make the scottish guy a nigger?

Diversity. Not saying that's a bad thing though because I can't even imagine what the Demo would look like if he wasn't black. His design is perfect.

>Engineer.

Woody Harrelson.

i could get behind this

>no women
How did Valve get away with it, guys?

Obviously they couldn't cast this guy anymore but Medic always reminded me of Atticus Finch.

Ron Perlman as Soldier

Heavy should be the guy currently playing the mountain from GoT, the big islandic fucker

Lena Dunham as Pyro

He'd have to gain a lot of weight.

yeah pretty much

he is fucking huge mate, trust me he weighs a fuck ton.
Too old.

I know he's huge; he's literally the world's strongest man, but Heavy's physique involves quite a bit more fat around the waist.

Honestly I think if they do make a Team Fortress film the cast should be made of unknowns. The name itself is guaranteed to make money so why not hire people based on talent and not name. That seems like a Valve thing to do.

Even then implying it won't be CG animated film by Valve and have the game's voice cast

Got nothing against black people or demo but he'd literally look the exact same but with white skin and ginger hair and it wouldn't have changed a damn thing about him.