Cast it

These.

Blizzard's in house animation team is fucking rivaling Pixar with these shorts. I would love a feature length movie showcasing the rise, fall, and rebirth of Overwatch.

And I can't decide who I love more.

Daniel Day Lewis as Mei.

Cred Forums rabble needs to leave Cred Forums

76

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Leslie Jones.

Leslie Jones as Talking Gorilla

Just shut up my dude. Thanks man

>actually going for fruit this low hanging

widowmaker

>Letting fruit rot
Wasteful

mmm a first person shooter where you don't have to aim to win

Michael J. Fox

First legitimate idea.

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>Blizzard's in house animation team is fucking rivaling Pixar with these shorts

If by that you mean "copying by exerting effort to avoid having to depict any sort of real emotion from a human character," sure.

Go watch "Alive". I fucking dare you to tell me that those characters don't "depict any sort of real emotion", you autist.

I'm a Britbong I would really love for you to stop excusing that terrible acting by the Tracer voice actress.

Why? She's a britbong too.

Yes, and she is a terrible actress.

Well I think she's adorable. But then again I'm a teaboo so take that as you will.

the animation is superb but i agree on the lore being fucking kiddy friendly caillou level storytelling.

Fassbender as 76

Yikes.

>I think she's adorable

Can you explain why? No one has ever confused me as much as eva green.

I feel like I'm seeing through a magic spell she cast to make people think shes attractive.

Who's going to play pharah

Hasslehoff as Reinhardt is an easy choice

>lore
>kid friendly

Yep, like the woman who was tortured and brainwashed to kill her own husband? Or the former Yakuza crime lord forced to beat his own brother nearly to death? Personally I'm fond of the climate research scientist who was forced to cryogenically freeze herself and her team to survive a freak blizzard, only to be awoken 20 years later to fins she's the only survivor.

Tracer's VA is adorable.

Eva Green is a cheap skank who got lucky with a decent set of tits.

Do they pay you for this or what faggot?

Kill yourself

Better thread:

Cast the porn parody. It's not like this franchise is known for being a video game.

>get called on your bullshit
>Only defense is to call me a shill/faggot and tell me to kill myself.

GGez

Don't forget that the brother he nearly killed was a sex addict who was literally sentenced to death by the Yakuza because he would not stop fucking

... nope, that sounds like just about your basic entry level anime/comic origin story.

He means not very good lore, he just put it in a stupid way. He's right though, why build the lore if it's just team deathmatches where composition makes no sense? Ana and Widow would never work together, along with Reaper and 76, Junkrat and Mei, etc

Clint Eastwood as soldier 76

Eva Green as widowmaker

that fat guy from my name is earl/american history X as roadhog

that girl from quantico as pharah

carrie mulligan as mercy

jay pharoah as lucio

nobodies can play everyone else

Yep! Not to mention all the shady shit that "Blackwatch" was alleged of doing right under Overwatch's nose. Which of course, led to a questionable explosion which nearly killed two men.

Man, pure kid's stuff right?

Steven Lang as '76.

10 years ago maybe

>that fat guy from my name is earl/american history X as roadhog

Ethan Suplee? Yeah maybe 20 years ago. Dude has lost all the weight.

Oh yes, all of this is made abundantly clear in the definitely not kid friendly Overwatch shorts™!

Except no it isn't and it's all kiddie garbage.

Oh you want to talk shorts?

How about Alive? Tracer fails to prevent a political assassination!

Hero? Soldier 76 beats a bunch of Mexican gang members nearly to death and nearly gets himself killed trying to save a little girl.

Did you even watch Big Hero 6?

fuck off Cred Forums

No, because I don't watch movies for children.

Video games are for children. Get a real hobby losers

Clearly you do.

>hurr Overwatch is for kids
Getting tired of your very limited argument kid.

that was my first post in the thread
you are clearly a little 15 year old cunt

>leave Cred Forums because the blizzard shilling gets too obnoxious
>the blizzard shill starts posting on Cred Forums

I've basically spent my entire life fleeing advertising and it keeps finding ways into my life. I've got this fear that I'll run out to the wilderness and live as a hermit and within a year they will invent billboards with audio that is beamed directly into people's heads via supersonics and they'll build one right outside the mouth of my cave.

>playing video games past the age of 18

I was playing Overwatch 10 minutes ago.
Just because I acknowledge that the shorts are overrated and kid friendly it doesn't mean I don't like Overwatch.

i dont even have a video game player

The future looks horrible. And yes the shilling for Overshit is getting insane

>I don't watch movies for children
>I just play video games for children, watch commericals for the video games for children that are for children, and constantly obsess over both

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damn

Nice gif you fucking faggot. Fuck off

>>>/tumblr/

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She's grown on me, as has her voice.

Mercy

The actress is from Yorkshire, though does a cartoony London accent which is obviously what they were going for with the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=1EnWG8PpHco

Pure qt.

I know this isn't the right board but I need some lads for quickplay. Add me, my gamertag is RainbowDotDash on PS4
Tracey! OMG shes even cuter in real life haha, shed make a good actres to boot!

>my gamertag is RainbowDotDash
Nobody add

Get out.

1. Fuck off back to Cred Forums
2. Holy shit that's your PS4 name? HAHAHAHAHAHA
3. She is an actress you horsefucking mongoloid.

>playing a shooter on console
>ponyfucker

im literally SHOCKED you dont have any friends

Wow.

That was a pretty faggy response

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I made it a long time ago and PSN wont let me change it no bully pls :(

Idris Elba should play Gerard, Widowmaker's hubby

I bet you play healslut too, don't you fag?

That german actress from Troy and Inglorious basterds as Mercy.

Actresses don't do vidya voice acting though. Thats the bottom of the barrel, its a sign her career is dead. Just sad.

Frankie Sandford for Tracer. Though I don't think she can act so that's a problem.

widowmaker

She was on Downton Abbey which is like the biggest britbong show since Doctor Who.

Plus she's going to be in the new show on E4 from the guy who created Misfits (one of my favorite shows) called Crazyhead.

Her IMDB is full of stuff. imdb.com/name/nm4925834/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Budding shitposters, please take note of this post. This kind of post right here, this is the worst kind of shitpost. The lowest of the low hanging fruit. Just reply to the entire thread and you'll come off as so obnoxious that you'll get at least a couple of (You)s.

It's easy, but not worth abandoning any remaining dignity you might have.

Monkeyslut?

Monkeyslut!

just watched all the shorts because of this thread, buds. had never seen them before. teared up twice for some reason wtf, they aren't even especially emotional pieces

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i bet that boy in the gif looks good in drag. would slather in cum, t-b-h

>nobodies can play everyone else
>nobodies
like roadhog, pharah and lucio?

I was so bored by this post until I got to Winston. Sneaky bastard.

Scarlette johansen as D.va

>steve buscemi as based god
>leslie jones as harambe
mien negro