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*Jazzy saxophone starts playing*

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SAD OLD GIT

A, Bollocks
And B.......Well I don't need a B because the A was so great

And now I understand the Shaun of the Dead reference

It's just a little hobby of mine. Why don't you go and do one of yours?

But I've already done it 5 times this morning

The American remake is better

Christ, I nearly got wanker's whiplash, then!

Now you listen to me buster.....
You're just a door.
I'm Rik fucking Mayall!
Now close!

Eddie, A the Queen doesn't have jugs - she's royalty
And B, if she did she certainly wouldn't get them out on the back of a fiver
She'd save them up for the fifty

Ah, well that's alright then
The Scottish are allowed to be transvestites

The is where the old commando training comes in handy

I wish I'd had some

*Yakety sax starts playing*

What show is this? Anyway, all the talk about saxophones and two blokes sitting on sofa reminded me to watch some Men behaving badly.

Eddie, you've got your jugs on back to front!

DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU?
CAN I SEEM THEM PLEASE, BECAUSE I NEED TO READ YOUR METER!

GASMAN! GASMAN!

It's called Bottom, and it's funnier, if 40% more crude and juvenile...

>that episode where they're stuck on the ferris wheel
That was brilliant comedy writing, a minimal set with only two characters and it's one of the funniest of the whole show.

'allo 'allo 'allo
What's this dead body doing under the carpet then?

AHHH! WOMBLES!

BASTARDS!

I think it doesn't get enough props for how well written it was, probably because people can't see past the vulgar/slapstick element.

The whole scene of Eddie and Richie watching the Hammersmith 'Carneval' is just amazingly well written.

Eddie, wombles don't exist

It's Spudgun and Hedgehog! Come on in lads!

Here comes the fire brigade
They've stopped
He's having a word
Money's changing hands.........
And they're off again

>Richie: Oh look! Here come the Nazis. Hurrah! That should get things going again!
>Sound of broken glass.
>Eddie: They're going into 'The Lamb & Flag'. >Oh yeah, thought so. Dick's throwing them out now.
>Oh no, the police are throwing them back in!

"Thieving bastard gypos!!!"
curse the BBC for changing gypo to yobbo in the dvd release, RIP Rik

Oh, look
It's the children's Postman Pat float
Oh, they've made a little van and everything.....

>Oh look, look - they're ram-raiding the off-licence!

>that episode with the cattleprod

I don't know how these bloody cattle get about
I tell you, it's no wonder they all live in the country

>mfw I saw the blooper with the Secret Japanese Bunker in Bottom Live 3

Which ones that, again?

LESBIANS EVERYWHERE

YEAHHHH

YEAHHHH

>tfw it's not act 2 yet

'There was a little mistake there, wasn't there? Did you spot it? Fucking BASTARDS'.

>'...and being very unprofessional'

Eddie! Give me the cattle prod!

There was a little mistake there
Did you spot it?
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The bloopers in their live shows is always the fucking funniest.

"You listen here, buster! You're just a door! I'm Rick! Fucking! Mayall!"

Are you finished?
It's just I'm beginning to understand why Stephen Fry fucked off

WHAT TIME IS IT?

WHAT PLACE OF MAN?