Luke did ever tell that we're actually in hell?

*He's

Why are people allowed to have fun? That really genuinely should be banned.

Also
it's actually
>15 in ep 1
>25 in ep 2
>28 in ep 3
>47 in ep 4

Thats such horse shit. You got the years wrong anyway
>10 between 1 and 2
>5 between 2 and 3
>18 between 3 and 4

He's way older than 15 by episode 1. Hes definitely already in his 20s

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Sith Lords? They were my speciality.

38 - 18 = 20
20 - 5 = 15
15 - 10 = 5

So he was 5 years old in episode 1, and had face full of beard when 15? You're obviously the one who is wrong here

>padawan in his 20s

it's

>15 ep 1
>21 ep 2
>23 ep 3
>41 ep 4

Pay no attention to these memeing faggots.

Oh shit!

>These blast marks, far too accurate for sand people. Luke, did I ever tell you about the time a sand person shot your father's podracer, even though it was about 50 yards away and going like 600 miles? He was a good friend.

>did ever tell

Well?

Force - Faith

Sidious - Satan

How come Han didn't believe in the force?
He's friends with Chewie and Chewie knew Yoda.

Also - how could he not belive in force if he was probably around 10 when Jedi Order still existed?

Satan was a good friend

>Your father's lightsaber. Less clumsy and random than a blaster; a civilized weapon for a more civilized time. Anakin killed many children with it. He was a good friend.

well Lt. Solo (Imperial Navy, Retd.) was something of a contrarian

10,000 jedi. 1,000,000,000,000+ sentients.

How could 1.2 million clone troopers rule and control the whole galaxy?

Clones were super soldiers. 1 clon = 4 enemies. Also mobility, speed, basically blitzkrieg.

Because the only people who ever opposed them were low quality droid manufacturers.

Anakin wasn't a knight till he was 20.

>too accurate for sand people
>obviously this is the work of Imperial Stormtroopers, they're all crack shots

Chewie literally did not give a fuck about the Empire or Jedis. He just wanted to play space chess and get into a good rumble with his friends every now and then.

Anakin didn't kill children; Darth Vader did.

>25 in episode I
>35 in episode II
>38 in episode III
>57 in episode IV

Actually according to JJ Abrams it's:

>35 in episode 1
>47 in episode 2
>55 in episode 3
>87 in episode 4

I almost gave a retort. Clever.

>
>"Luke did I ever tell you about the time your father was involved in a high stakes podracing race for his and your grandmother's life when he was like 10 years old? We were all there, even those two droids you just bought from the jawa people. Did I ever tell you about the time your father built the talking droid you just bought when he was 10? He was a good droid. Anyways on the final lap of the race one of the sand people used a primitively sand rifle and shot your father's podracer from 50 yards away when it was going 600mph causing it to explode. They were not good friends."

>Luke did I ever tell you how I'm actually 25 years old? Time on this planet has not been a good friend. I'm beginning to see why your father hated sand so much.

Anakin, did I ever tell you that I'm 40 years old?

I've never seen a Navy Seal or a Spetznatz but I'm pretty sure they exist.

Also did they not have news in the galaxy?