What would you do in his position?

>Shit in people's food and then wait for them to eat it.
>Shit in a movie theater seat and wait for someone to sit in it.
>Wipe my shit stained asshole on someone's nose

Anything else is pleb-tier.

Kill Hillary
Wouldn't take much, a fall would probably do it

Would the poop be invisible?

I only make noises if I use lube.

I reckon so. Visible poop materializing out of an invisible person is just too absurd.

...dude, if it weren't invisible, you could see Kevin Bacon's shit inside him in the film.

Sit in my room and post on Cred Forums.

>arrange to meet at pub with friends
>go naked and invisible
>see if they give a shit about me not coming
>see them gossip about me
>turns out they actually all hate me and want me there just as a joke for someone to bully
>they call my phone
>it rings on me

Go to hotties house and touxh them in their sleep. Make them believe theyre having a hot dream and fuck em. Eat like a king. Slap people and make them fight eachother

If you were naked then where would your phone be?

cuck

exactly what he did in the movie: kill my enemies and rape hot chicks

up my bum, as usual.

of course it would be invisible
dont you remember that part when he is eating and the food disintegrates and becomes invisible too?
being invisible doesnt mean you are transparent

What enemies do you have user?

but then they'd see the floating phone.

the sexual stuff would be one thing, but i would really love to know how people speak of me when i'm not in the room.

of course this would have to be combined with actually being visible at some point

I don't remember the rules of invisibility in the movie, but in the book his food was visible until it was digested and when he drank he needed to wait until it was converted to urine before it became invisible. Fuck, I don't remember if the stools were visible or not. They probably were visible and he needed to take a shit, not eat or drink to be completely invisible.

Invisibility was really realistic and limited in that book.

How does he even see? With light passing straight through his eyeballs shouldn't he be completely blind?

be on ghost adventures

They would say: Who was phone?

You'll be a Memeguy in a Memeworld.

I think they brought it up in the movie.

loiter

ethnically cleanse

I don't think they did, just that he couldn't close his eyes to protect against bright lights.

Anyway, if I had Hollow Man's powers, I would use them to go back in time and watch a better movie.

find my way to South Florida or Hawaii, somewhere that doesn't freeze in the winter and just hunt the shit out of old ladies until they give in and let the ghost have their way with them

id repeat this until i found the right older lady that would just be fine with a sex ghost living in her place

then move on when i become bored

Rob a shit ton of banks and then burn the money in the middle of a busy street because I'm CAWAAAZYY!

So you stick your phone in your ass?

Assassinate some world leaders

Yup. I set it on vibrate and wait for people to call me so I can virtually rape them with my buttcheeks.

They call me the Ass Bandit.

That sound gay and unsanitary user

It is.

That makes the people calling me into dirty homos.

>put on boots, gloves, domino mask and a bedsheet for a cape
>become Invisibro, the Invisible Superhero
>realise that I can't stop crime with invisibility and can't fight for shit
>retire as a hero and becom become Invisithief, the Transparent Bruglar
>realise that most alarm systems don't even need to see me to know I'm there
>retire and go live my remaining days as The Phantom of the Mall

rape

I would fuck big time with ghost hunters tv reality shits.

this

What do in cold weather?

>they turn on thermal cameras
>it's a fat nerd with 3cm penis wandering around

SPOOKIE!

The sequel was surprisingly decent,even Slater was unable to destroy it

I would probably crouch in a weird way with my arms doing some spooky shit.

Slater can be pretty based when he tries.

Set up camp in a junior high school girls locker room.

I would kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>absolute madman

Hes because it has his DNA in it

Would Bacon's rape victim become invisible?

We all agree Rhona Mitra is an underrated beauty?

rape

maybe you should go kill those fucks on Jekyll island in 1913 instead you edgy fuck

Not what, whom.

jerk off on hot girls at the mall

Lets be realistic here

>probably sneak in movies because free movies for life
>steal enough money, not too much to get suspicious that MAYBE an invisible guy did it, but not too short that I'd have to do it again sooner
>cop a feel to literally all female
>watch people take a bath
>probably take a walk without people noticing me and just appreciate life
>murder someone once a year
>become a vigilante

i always say this. I would make it my mission to poison entire neighborhoods of black people. I would literally make it a goal to vanquish every.single.black person from entire towns, to full cities.

you could also get run over.

Heres a better question Cred Forums

What if, the world is stricken by a deadly virus that is slowly killing all the black people in this world, you found out that your blood contains an anti-gen that could save the entire Black population, the world knows this and they're begging you to help them, the fate of an entire race rests in your hands,would you Cred Forums? say no, and the world will condemn you. say yes you will become an instant celebrity be loved by everybody and have a guest starring in oprah.

either the klan is out to get you to destroy your body and the cure once and for all

Love that x-files ep.

Save them, but on the condition that no more victim complexes are allowed by them, and tighter food stamps/welfare for americans in poorer neighborhoods.

And Idris Elba can never be bond (he can be a new character though).

There is nothing wrong with the black population as a whole Cred Forums, of course save them

inb4 "cück"

I neither hate or love them, but if it means I will get fame and fortune, then I'll help. Otherwise, if I'm the only one who knows about my condition, I will be indifferent and let nature run it's course.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fq1dd1h145w

if the whole world knew even if you said no some nigger or white niggerlover would probably shank you and kill you for your blood.

rape

Have all of your waifus die of "natural causes"

Actually go out in public and do normal things without worrying that people can are staring at me.

Harsh, but fair.

This.

Steal female celebrity turds for personal use

this

I would go out in to the middle of the ocean, hop in, and shoot myself in the head so that my body and blood could never ever ever be used to cure it. In hundreds of years, I would no doubt be worshipped as some sort of Jesus figure who sacrificed himself for the advancement of the human race.

Hope not. You ever try to fuck someone who isn't there?

..............wait.............never mind.

>tfw so much social anxiety that the last time you went out of your house, it was still the early 2000s

move somewhere warm first of all.

you're going around naked all the time remember.

what? poop doesn't have dna in it...

>become a literal white savior
Of course I would say yes, and I'd never let them forget it.

Why the fuck has nobody asked if the cum is invisible?

Of course it does. Just by going through the intestinal tract it collects dna along the way.

*perverted laughter*

I'd probably blow my self up just to make sure they don't get my blood whether I'm alive or dead

Realistically, I'd probably do this:

>steal everything, since I can't use money unless it's and automated thing
>sneak into movies
>scare people on the street
>hang around one building until it has the reputation of being haunted
>sneak into rich people's homes and live in the rooms they don't use

Honestly, I probably wouldn't use my powers to their full extent. But I can't really think of what else I'd do.

I would say fuck them, they won't get the cure.

But the Klan would send assassins to kill me, so the nigs would send a sexy soldier to keep me alive. We would bond while running away from the Klan.

In the end, I would sacrifice myself for her and, as I lay dying, I would tell her to take my cum to make the cure.

You unimaginative fucks

>not whispering to every religous leader's ear about youre proud of them and never talking to them ever again

shitpost on Cred Forums

cause if it weren't then you'd see it in him.

>Invisibility was really realistic

ha ha it's funny because midget

what's your youtube channel, bro? You do stand-up?

Really it just boils down to this if I'm being honest.

Selecting a new one to follow home every day.

fuck, this makes me think

Sure. It would only cost them 2 billion dollars.

>i've even seen showgirls

you say that like showgirls is a bad movies.

As a redpilled fellow alt-right comrade I go with this. Gave Jews the biggest victim card in the world because he lost.

would my schpunken be invisible too?

Id get AIDS first and then agree to cure them. Guaranteeing all black people, not just most, have AIDS and should be avoided.

kill all mobile posters like this one.

why do you hate mobile posters are you jealous

>tfw you can drop invisible shits all over the world and just ruin entire days without anyone knowing wtf is actually going on

Become a vigilante, make sure people who deserve it get somekind of justice, expose as many criminal secrets as I could and go after corrupt officals. I'd probably work out so I could dish over harder punches

Is the smell invisible too though? If it is then there's no point.

I didn't support mobile killing until I saw mobileposters reaction and they are so fucking retarded they didn't realize it was shitposting and got butthurt as hell everytime. In sort mobile posters are probably all the problems here.

>Is the smell invisible too though?

Kill the president.

Enjoy ur v&

Hole up in mansions whose occupants were on vacation

turn self in to authorities

Haven't seen whatever this is from so I don't know the exact limitations of his powers

However they may work, I'm fairly certain a bunch of shit would come up missing

>get near a couple walking on a quiet street
>let out an almighty fart
>both think the other did it

Could also do this when they're fucking,at funerals,presentations,pretty much everywhere

Travel the world for free. Rape bitches and kill fags of course and watch people naked.

murder niggers and jews in cold blood

throw spiders at random people on streets
heavy protein farts in girls showers
go to people's houses and move furniture
go to insane asylums and whisper bunch of stuff to patients, and then whisper the same to guards and doctors
pee on people from higher ground
run around the street carrying dogs to let people wonder about flying dogs

rape and inseminate

I'd pretend to be a ghost and troll people on those ghost hunting shows

also I'd walk around in the vatican

Bang the exact same woman he did. She was even hot in 13 Ghosts and she was a dead woman with a body full of knife wounds.

I didn't like the beginning when they killed her off.She deserved better.

hey this is my thread

It wouldn't make a difference really, I'm already invisible to women

The only thing that scares me is that I won't be able to close my eyes and cry

I'd probably rape Rhona Mitra.

I have such low self esteem I'd just sit here and masturbate and cry like I do now

Jesus Christ. Ironically or not, that's depressing

Fuck a different loli every day

>free movies for life

What is torrenting?

Become the greatest fucking super villain the world had ever seen.

Christ Alive, the things I would do.

RIP harambe