Characters that are literally you

Characters that are literally you

Same, except I'm always looking to the left.

Don't feed him that; tigers are allergic to cinnamon.

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Same, except I'm always upside down

Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

George Costanza

LITERALLY me

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I used to hang out with three dudes and we acted a lot like the ASIP characters. Seeing the show made me feel retarded and realize how awful we all must have seemed.

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i want australia out

You drink paint recreationally?

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Our mannerisms and life goals are the same. And I always got love for the homeboys.

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I'm that gorilla dick nigga. You know I make dyke pussy wet.

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Genius level intellect, great taste buds/sense of smell. Also a strong dislike for rudeness or being disrespected among other similarities.

He looks noticeably like me desu.

Feels bad man

is that show any good?

I am like Patrick Bateman, intelligent, nihilistic and with wicked sense of humor.

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I'm like Charlie in the sense that I do "Charlie Work" :(

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Nearly identical except I'm a DJ.

literally me on the left

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Yes. Especially if you like dark humor

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no. not even if youre a girl

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that;s not a very big guy

maybe to yourself

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topkek

feels bad man

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MOM'S

right

Is that a bad thing ?

Charlie Day is pretty handsome desu

lol that cat

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I hope one day I will meet someone like you.

Pete Campbell
AJ Soprano
Wesley Crusher
me, except I don't use the n-word

LODNON

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me on the left

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wat

>ITT we form a gang called the SURVIVE FIVE

LDONON

David Byrne?

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Are you okay, user?

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL CRUST

LOODNN
LOOODNNN

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LOODNN
LOOODNNN
LODNN

Is there any character out there that works out,looks good,buys himself clothes he will never wear because he is never going out?

Fuck off Reddit

SOMEBODY HELP HIM, GUYS! user'S HAVING A STROKE!

LODNOOON
LOOOOOONODN

I like to ring my bell.

I'd want some Blake Lively meat too. I wonder what she must tastes like hmm

And a serial killer sociopath?

Left when I was younger, Right is me now.

not even joking. i drive for pizza hut

I just want to go home...

what shampoo do you use?

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we definitely share some traits. feels bad man.

Perhaps there's nothing wrong with him and he's just speaking a foreign language

What can I say? I'm a funny guy. I make people laugh, I amuse people. I'm just a funny guy.

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Palpi!!!

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I know this feeling.

>come from a rich family (but not actually rich myself)
>family got me a well paying job
>want more in life but I don't know what that is


No supportive wife,though.

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Except I went renegade on my professional video game team and have been teaching radical ideas on how to play league of legends to my cultlike followers, not the whole vietnam thing.

>first one to pay their rent gets to stay in my apartment!

I look like him and have furiously beat off to thoughts of my sister. Some random dingbat in my history class randomly brought up the looks thing when we were talking about the War of the Roses and GoT came up.

It's hard to say whether I identify more with Rust or Hannibal. Like both men I feel a great alienation from the world, and like Rust I feel most people do not understand me and I have a highly bleak and nihilist worldview. However, I do share Hannibal's appreciation for the fine arts and the ability to psychologically deconstruct all those around me. I don't believe Rust really has that skill. Also like both men, I am thoroughly trained in a variety of martial arts and I can hold my own in a large scale fight. Perhaps you could say I am the perfect balance of the two.

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>tfw white

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I have all the bad qualities of both of them

>tfw white

good bait

I'm an ass man.

Was about to post this. I'd say im a combination of the tow.

literally me

*two
fuck

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Am I green?

Me behind the fellow in sun glasses.

>So am postin' on tee vee roight.

Mfw Not even meming
>get fat trying to bulk and lose it using ephedrine.
>trained in martial arts but hardly get in fights.
>had few full on gay experiences but still in denial.
>dad hates me
>Super conservative
>above average sense of humour
>good looks but autistic when socializing.

me on the left