Luke, look at this photo of me and your mother

Luke, look at this photo of me and your mother.

You just KNOW we were good friends.

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YOU JUST KNOW

Did Obi Wan cuck Anakin?

Is he Luke and Leia's real father?

IMAGINE

that would be an actually sick twist after the fact but it would undo MUH OT

On the other hand, we might get flashbacks of Natalie Portman getting creampied.

Nah. A big deal was made over the fact that he was the son of Anakin Skywalker.

why is his belt so loose :O

he used to be a big guy

Early 2000s were a strange time

He was a good friend.

Is Natalie a cuck?
Is she one of us?

I used to wonder this. Like I fogured that was why Anakin was so mad at Obiwan.

Nonsense. Women can't be cucks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean

Bullshit meme, it is literally biologically impossible to cuck a woman, her child is always hers.

>In mistaken in-vitro, Polish woman gives birth to other woman's baby

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Ewan McGreggor is a sexy bastard, and I'd suck his dick. No questions asked. I'd completely understand Hershlag getting into those firm slacks of his. Also, no homo.

>DNA tests revealed that she was not the biological mother, though her husband is the biological father.

wew

I believe that in early versions of RotS, there was a subplot with Anakin being suspicious of Obi-Wan and Padme having an affair, but it was dropped during a late rewrite.. I have read that it's the reason for some of the dialogue in the final cut, like the scene in the apartment:
>Obi-Wan's been here, hasn't he?

And on Mustafar
>I don't wanna hear anymore about Obi-Wan.
>Liar! You're with him!

There's also a even with Padme saying they should ask Obi-Wan for help, I think on Mustafar again:
>PADME: Obi-Wan, he knows. He cares about us.
>ANAKIN: Us!?

The Episode III script is weird in this way, it was changed late to make the plot more focused on Anakin thinking the Jedi were evil, and in editing Lucas wanted to make it more focused on Anakin saving Padme, which is why the "Jedi are evil" line is out of place.

>HERSHLAG: Obi-Wan, he knows. He cares about us.
>ANAKIN: Us!?
Why is this so funny?

It isn't, you're autistic.

...

dont worry i think its funny :)

>getting mad that other people find something funny
who the autism now pal

YOU JUSTTT

FUCKINGGGG

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STOP IT ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

*smashes something in garage*

Well considering Liam "Evian" Neeson was also on set, it's not guaranteed.

It's still implied in the ROTS novel (highly recommended read btw, if you haven't already).

He was a good friend.

Because he uses it to inject heroine

>that chapter setup talking about how Sheev's lightsaber is hidden in a sculpture
Whoever wrote that book made gold out of shit