You will never be this happy

>you will never be this happy

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>we told pablo to die he actually did it the absolute madman

they're most likely getting vacations, a promotion, and a bonus. nothing personal.

los pepe :)

Why didn't Narcos just retire with $30 billion in Switzerland?

Because of his stupid wife who fed his mind with poison about fighting a war against a government

why didn't he kill his dad and take over the farm and start a great farming empire :, (

how is that shit disturbing, but this shit is perfectly fine?

His dad was pretty based. Told him the legit truth about who he was. Are Hispanic parents this honest in real life?

t. city sweetbitch who has never been hunting

Bears=/=people

both are disturbing

nope, not disturbing in the least
maybe you're just retarded

I bet it was shot in those fake safari's where they have specific spots for lions and this fat fuck just sits in a camouflaged house and shoots the lion
Disgusting

>you will never be this jealous of another man's success
Feels good man.

He probably rode around in a 4x4 fatty cart.

>hunting is alpha and dangerous guys
>just shoot animals from long range with a high powered rifle

god these people are retarded

There's always these morbidly obese Burgerfags doing this shit. America was a mistake.

>Disgusting

They are only allowed to shoot very old lions that are actually detrimental to the gene pool

I would love to watch them bang on a rug made out of that lion

>"success"
>killing an animal from a safe distance in a closed enviorment
If that's success I hope I'm a failure my whole life

this is you

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That's what they say to keep the animal rights people in check

Go out and hunt that shit with a spear you faggot. That fat fuck standing atop the lion couldn't run 20 feet without having major heart failure, so I guess you empathize huh?

>Ah killing animals is bad! I know I grew up in a very sheltered suburb and have never hunted in my life, b-but it makes me feel bad in my head!
God damn man the fuck up son.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

He's right tho

If you think anything about modern game hunting is alpha someone should stick you half-naked in the Sahara with nothing but a bowie knife

>they think they're manly

Nuh nigga, it's how they hunt them that disgusts me, stop being such a triggered pussy.

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>tfw your life won't ever be as exciting as pablos criminal career
Why is the 21th century so fucking boring

The irony of this post is just too delicious.

>21th

Be honest. Have you ever been hunting? If so, what did you hunt?

I don't think you know what that word means or are able to correctly identify it. kys you fat fuck

>HUNTING IS BAD!
>*eats processed meat from the grocery store*
>*doesn't donate to wildlife conservation groups*
>*enjoys catching a Snorelax in Pokèmon Go™*

pick you're lion hunting waifu

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Amerisharts on full damage control

>You might be wondering how i got here

Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect

You saying I am triggered when you keep responding, clearly triggered.

Google is your friend my sheltered reddit friend.

>you're only allowed to disapprove of hunting if you hunt yourself

It's not hunting, it's just bunch of rich fags killing animals for trophies.

this is just sad, they all give off that "I paid $10.000+ to be driven somewhere in Africa and shoot a lion from a very safe range"-vibe

if there was one picture of a guy scratched up and bleeding after killing a lion with a spear or something I'd be impressed

ITT: libcuck millennials who never had a father figure in their childhood to take comfy hunting trips with.

not that user but kys yourself already you stupid fuck

>implying you can see my size
My face actually carries the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.
You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.
*sips glass of red wine*

I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

It's not even that, the fact is many of these bears, rhinoceri, deer, elk, etc can fuck up the ecosystem in which they live, and hunting is often outright encouraged up to a point to restore a balance. It's literally functional and good.

Besides that, tell me what's bad about knowing how to kill something and eat it? Articulate it into words and argue it.

Hunting for pest control or meat is legit.

Hunting is a brilliant way to get out in nature and find some serenity, hiking, camping, being self reliant, coming closer to the world.

If you hunt for meat you're more morally sound than someone who just buys it and can't accept the responsibility of killing an animal.

Being a rich fuck who pays 50 grand to kill a lion is torturing the neighborhood cat tier. If their life played out differently these people would be serial killers.

>hunting is often outright encouraged up to a point to restore a balance

Tell that to stupid Texans who eradicated all the apex predators and now have to deal with hog mania

>hunt that shit with a spear

>prove yer a mayun by doing retarded shit that won't work and will get you deaded

Whats wrong is taking a grinning selfie with the corpse. Killing animals is cool but show some respect for them.

I don't have an issue with hunting but the fact that we allow fat fuckers to live amongst normal people angers me greatly.

>hog mania

sounds tasty desu

your ancestors killed shit by running after it for several hours until it died of exhaustion, you fucking pussy

I'm a psychology major and it turns out that hunting is for legit gay fags who secretly want to have sex with their dad.

Apparently they taste like shit and people just shoot them and leave them where they fall.

Texan here. We don't even really use guns. I go with people with a pack of about 8 hounds and 2 pittbulls and they track them and we tie them. No guns. That said I think there are too many people trying to speak on a subject that they have never experienced so do not truly understand how primal it is. They can stay in the suburbs and vote for Bernie. Not my style.

helicopter & net gun is the only manly way of hunting

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Ur just a numale faget with ur pussy dog shit

>Being a rich fuck who pays 50 grand to kill a lion is torturing the neighborhood cat tier

I know what you mean, but the problem is that lions often kill and eat cubs, sometimes because they have to do a cost-benefit analysis and determine which is the better investment: raising the cubs in shitty circumstances, i.e a scarcity of food, or just eating them and having more cubs later when circumstances improve.


That's cold, but it makes sense. The other reason they eat cubs is to get the female back in estrus so they can fuck again.

Sometimes those lions which employ that short term strategy become a long term threat to the lion population of the area, and people will pay big money to kill it.

So you can say they're fags all you want, but they had money, they paid it to the preserve, they got to eliminate a threat in exchange.

I'm not criticizing the operation. I'm sure they don't all make environmental sense, but sure, if they do, fine.

The dentist is the fag.

Humans are not pursuit predators.

Even if we were, it would be evolutionarily counter-intuitive to use an inferior, high risk technology like the spear to hunt when we have technology like the rifle and scope.

The most efficient use of energy and resources wins, and your caveman spear throwing triathlon bullshit is no longer it.

But go ahead and try it: I'll enjoy impregnating your woman in your warm bed while you're out there throwing and missing and running for your life.

Pussy.

>implying these "hunters" aren't just white bread, middle-class, lower-than-average IQ tryhard rednecks who live in the suburbs

20 bucks on at least one of them having both a browning sticker and a "don't tread on me" sticker on their piece of shit f-250

Slayed.

too soon

Those safari trips aren't cheap. They had to have some success in their life to be able to afford it. Same with f-250, that's a ~$60,000 truck.

would you like to shoot a lion?

Yours will be the tight knit people to repopulate and continue the white race after the The Mass Cleansing. The Liberal Monkeys already see their fertility and numbers declining, and the minorities will be too busy killing each other in their fatherless, fuck fest murder spree cities.

Holy fuck

you smashed his boipussi with logic and quints

thanks u too

I've discovered that only non-whites like this show.

wheres Murphy

also why THE FUCK are they doing another season jesus christ

Not with that attitude, doofus

not really

It's called population control you city fuck

There's more cartel shit to deal with. Pablo was just Frieza, wait til they get to Cell.

SPOILERS FFS

>mfw a country boy will survive

samefag

>also why THE FUCK are they doing another season jesus christ
because I want to see more of Pacho and Navegante

Wrong.

hunterfags are worse than gunfags and christfags combined

make muh dick feel big!
muh hunters honor!!
muh overpopulation!!!

t. I have never been hunting in my life.

I would pay good money to watch fatty get eaten by the lion

t. refuse to modernity way of life where we evolved so much we can get our meat from the butcher
if you kill a Lion, I doubt you'll eat him. You're just a psychopath. Enjoy your shitty life.

Me and my friends have just printed out your message. We're gonna hang it above the fireplace so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. As I write this post, while composing my latest novel in the background [did I mention I'm a prize-winning author? and you're what? a neet shitposter? hahaha], it occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it

Now, be gone!

so you're both a fag and a psychopath.
Gotcha.
Say hi to your imaginary friend johhny for me, you delusional asshole.

t. samefag

Man vs Nature Lion Vs Man Theif Vs Lion
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This kills the Patron

t. suburb samefag

>what should of been a fun thread with pabloposting quickly devolved into a shitfest debate about the ethics of hunting.

Why are the accents of the non-Colombian actors so exasperatingly retarded

t. Colombian

be happy some people actually want to learn how to speak colombian

>exasperatingly
That's a big word.

aun no me he visto esta mierda pero he escuchado que el actor que hace pablo ni puede hacer paisa

0/10

Because Penas actor is god tier
Why not more of him

>Porn and pizza are bad

Fun Fact! These so called "Alpha Males" are the types who would treat a woman like a princess

None are disturbing, both are in very poor taste though

You sound bitter newfriend.

T-triggered

No they aren't they usually bottle their feelings up and take them to the grave unless they've had too much to drink then yeah the heart to heart pours out.

Because he's a fucking bandito

Imagine yourself killing 60 billion dollars.

Imagine yourself taking a $60 billion dump every morning when you wake up.

yeah this guy is clearly a true alpha

Not him tho

t. city sweet bitch who has never been hunting

es brasileño para empezar