Hey baaaaaaaybeeeeeee

Man, I feel bad for these guys sometimes, then I remember they're pedo fucks who deserve the arse raping in prison they'll shortly receive

i cum cum
you make baaaaaaybeeeeeeee

I agree, I love watching the 40 minute clips on YouTube.

When does HvP release each episode?

God the creepy doll music that plays as this lanky motherfucker walks around the kitchen is truly horrifying

>got you some chips
>gives her cheetos

he sweated like a motherfucker

Which are better, the ones that look like pedophiles, or the ones that look like normal people?

MR. BOHANNON

the ones that look like wiggers

can't wait for the episode with a guy from Cred Forums

TWO WORDS

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>Hey boo

Were there any pedos that did not look beta?

Yes.

Hey boo

I happen to know law enforcement

HEY BOO

hey boo

Hey boo

>hey boo

motherfucker birthday

Hey boo

Hey Boo :D

What is that haircut called?

The Dupee toupee

audible kek

HEY BOO

I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL

>I'm 30

Hey boo

Can we be honest here?

His responses were on point, & I have a feeling he had an idea of how he should approach this, if it were to happen.

Obviously the evidence regardless of Hansens introlligation is what sealed it.

8.5/10 desu.

>tfw no 19 yo gf that can pass for 14

Hey boo

oob yeH

damn he was cute

>2002
hi raimi

Which was the most violent episode/suspect?

Any where they try to attack Chris or make a run for it and get tackled

Hey boo

>enter the house
>brings snack
>smug as fuck
>hansen appears
>heavy breathing and sweating
I don't even recall another degenerate switching faces so fast.

The kike rabbi almost let him have it

>my children

HEY BOO in case dogs count

HEY BOO

>okay, you can come over me pedo my parent are out of town :D
>engage
>Get a bunch of flyers if some random company -make it up if you have to
>drive around the girls neighbourhood putting said leaflets through letterboxes in the street as if you have to as part of a job or something
>suss the place out, including her house as you post the leaflet
>do you see cops or a group of people standing around like the teams Hanson has etc?

Now the thinking peso would have to do this kind of thing a few hours in advance of meet up time so they're not suspecting the marks arrival.

...pls no bully FBI I'm just having fun thinking of wacky ways to beat Hansen.

Is that your dog? What breed is he/she if so

I'll never understand men married to women and have kids with then then try to have sex with boys who are as young as their kids

Hey boo

You can't if they already have the transcript of what you said to a minor

Heeeyy boooo

Just do it in a public network or with VPN or whatever.

...

built good too

>bring a girl a big bag of flamin' hot crunchy cheetos

No wonder he was smug, nobody can resist them.

Hey Boo

I was thinking, they're deservedly fucked, but they could easily get out of being on TV by swearing so much they couldn't edit it

>What are you doing here?

Well fuck, cunt cunt cunt, I am cunt, stucuntpid

>What do you think should happen now?

GAS THE KIKES THE RACE WAR IS COMING WHITE IS MIGHT CUNT CUNT CUNT

Americans don't like that word one bit, and all of those bleeps would make it pointless to air on tv.

>hansen literally says "what did you mean by that" in this episode
youtu.be/qrsea1AOgpM?t=9m15s

WHY THE FUCK WAS HE SWEATING SO MUCH? WAS HE HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK OR SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK SENPAI

...

You know that feeling when you check your bank account and see you've got no money left, or when something so bad happens you feel all the heat drain out of you? I'm assuming that's how he felt right then. All of a sudden he's going to prison as a kiddie fiddler, he's on national tv or the internet or whatever, and everyone he has ever known will find out about this.

he was at the same time trying to think of a credible story about the situation that will make the whole thing go away and remembering he took viagra so his dick is going to be hard for the next hour no matter what happens

the multitasking caused his system to overheat

Who won the game, the steelers or the ravens? Do you think he ever got to see it?

HEY BOO

HEY BOO

Since watching this show I get really nervous talking to High school cashiers

JUST

What's the deal with the other guy having a gun?
You guys think he might kill/rape someone?

Now I know how romans felt when they went to see gladiators fight to death or watched people thrown to the lions and tigers and shit.

>Our next predator goes by the screenname "BigGuy4U." He claims to be a CIA agent from Langley, Virginia, currently returning from a mission in Uzbekistan, but calls to the agency confirmed he has never worked there.

>He asks our decoy disturbing questions, such as "If I [bleep] your [bleep], will you die?" When our decoy says it would be extremely painful, he simply replies "For you."

the feeling was "i'm the one getting raped to death 2nite fug"

>sir, it's tuesday.

>go to some random house who's location is given to you online

>don't bring a gun

>"Sir, would like to upgrade your combo to a large for just 50 cents"
>is this some kind of set up

The only one I felt even a little bad for was the teacher who sits at the bar in the house and talks to Hansen for like 30 minutes. He was going through a divorce and shit and really seemed conflicted. Then, I remember he taught 6th grade and was trying to hook up with a 14-year-old. He was clearly more educated thpugh, so he was probably just a better bullshitter.

Laughed my ass off.
Chris Hansen has the most job satisfaction out of anyone ever.

It wasn't just a gun, it's the fact he had duct tape and a fucking shovel in his trunk along with the gun and knives.

He was for sure going to try kill her. Right off the bat of arriving he tried every possible way he could think of to get her to go out to the car with him. Nobody else has done that shit.

Most of these guys are just simply looking to get their dick wet in some tight early teen poon. They just want to come over, cuddle up as you watch stuff then fuck that tight puss and leave the next day. This other guy just immediately wanted to get her out of the house into his car. He tried everything he could think of.
>hey let's go drive around
>hey come on i'll show you around
>i'll take you to someplace nice
>we'll go to an empty place and you can drive around
>okay how about we just go out to eat
He was very persistent. He for sure had an ulterior motive. Rape and kill would be my guess but maybe just kill who knows.

Not to mention he was also in the army and went to iraq so he could be really fucked in the head, killing some sand niggers and seeing death made him want to kill someone in his daily life or something after he got back home.

He's definitely the guy I've been most glad to see arrested. Apart from the overwhelming evidence he was planning something horrific; the guy came off like a classic creep, he literally looked like a walking cliche of a pervert

HEY BOO

Jim Carrey got old

>he looked creepy so I was glad he was arrested

lol, normies.

fucking us and their entrapment system

that guy who brought his own kid to the orgy was pretty epic

habib boo

(hey boo)

The married guy who brought his 5 year old looking for a 14 year old boy?

FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

Hey Boo

Why don't pedos just befriend the parents and ask them if it is okay before trying to fuck their daughter?

HEY BOO

HEY BOO, guess who's back?

nice

hey boo

His smug fucking face when he shows her the chocolate.

boo hoo

HEY BOO

>then I remember they're pedo fucks who deserve the arse raping in prison they'll shortly receive

Fuck off numale.

They don't deserve rape.

BE STRONG

Hey Boo

Where do I find this new series in bongistan?

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Underrated.

Is Chris Hansen our guy?

The only ones who deserve rape are the whore femmes who were originally going to be """""""""""raped"""""""""""".

these guys aren't predators at all and I feel absolute sympathy for them. Hopefully our society evolves in 20 years.

Hopefully you evolve in 20 years you fucking shit stain on the underwear of life. pedos are the biggest pieces of shit in the world. If I had to rank pedos on a fucked up scale, they would be above everyone including bin laden and hurler and that guy who killed ducky from land before time.

>voice girl's texts with cute innocent voice
>voice guy's text with slobbery creepy voice

honestly, if you read the girl's texts in a sexual way, they're quite gross. Forget pedophila. What about oldophobia? This girl is preying on innocent older men.

yep

I still love the new show but the focus on 1 predator per episode lessens the potential for two of the original series' strongest points

- Chris' amazing entry one-liners
- smaller pedo per minute ratio means less memetastic lines from the pedos

is this from episode 3?

probably not

I think Joshua Colon is episode 3, based on the preview after episode 2

tetradcore.com/convictions.html

t.pedo

A couple

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I imagine it probably takes a whole lot more searching these days to really find the creeps.

After to catch a predator you have a whole generation petrified to ever try something like that even if they're tempted to.

Back then it had never been done so they poured in.

That first guy KNEW what he was doing. Luring them out. Not really wanting to fuck around with a meetup at a house.

Second guy circles the place several times. Obviously scared. I'll be really surprised if this show makes it to a second season without going full Tru-tv tier faked shit.

HOW ABOUT A HUG

but the girls texts arent real, pedo

I'm watching TCaP for the first time, the Fort Myers one

That first guy killed me. "I don't even want your cookie"

>vamale_692005 (11:47:09 AM): so did you ever think that you woudl let a dog fuck you?
>sweet_erin78 (11:47:25 AM): no
>vamale_692005 (11:47:37 AM): well I promise you will love it...

>liking new things is bad

I bet you buy refurbished and used things, you disgusting poorfag

Where can I watch the episodes?

He may be the most physically unattractive perp they've ever had on the shows just by both his physical appearance and his mannerisms.

I don't think even the "Yeeeeeaaahhhh..." guy competes.

Yeah, that guy was legit scary. I hope these next guys are even better because when you really look at the shit was capable of and clearly wanted to do it was season-finale tier.

Send it off on a really scary note that this should keep happening. He's the kind of guy you end up watching Forensic Files and he pops up involved in several cold-cases in an area in a really good episode.

>not liking underaged pussy means you hate new things
LMAO

One of the funniest ones but I think he got all charges dropped or something. One of the few to get out of it generally unscathed since he wasn't important or anything like that Rabbi.

Just drive past with a pair of night vision goggles on they use so many IR lights for the cameras at night the whole place will be lit up like a Christmas tree.

...

It's because perverted justice went full retard and didn't give the courts the chatlogs

>bodybuilding
>not beta
Oh wow you have a lot to learn

>After to catch a predator you have a whole generation petrified to ever try something like that even if they're tempted to.

... No, they still get a lot of "creeps," the decoys are just instructed to disengage from anyone other than people who are stupid pathetic and gameless.

Like if they don't inquire as to whether or not the decoy would like to find out if her vagina can fit on their cock within a few minutes, the decoy moves on.

They'll still investigate your car. They almost always do these things at night on purpose. Only one I've seen was the Florida one.

One guy literally just circled the block a few times and drove off and they still caught up with him and charged him with the chatlog. Once you commit to it that far they're going to get you.

Well technically underage pussy is kinda new. I swear I'm not a pedo, just saying

*only day investigation one

What? No way! Im watching that too!

This.

There are plenty of junkies who will give you hours alone with their daughters for a $50 bag of heroin

Well, the concept of pussy being underage, yea.

>the predator from the first episode has a gf
>you do not

instagram.com/stevebuck890/

Michael Poocich might be the finale

He got 20 years while the rest so far have gotten 8 years suspended after 2-3

He never showed up at the house either, he was arrested at an airport. Based on his sentence he probably has serious priors. There will be no Chris interaction unfortunately but there should be some juicy details on that guy.

tetradcore.com/convictions.html

irak really fucked him if he ended up trying to kill a girl.

>Hey bayyyyybeeeee

At least you won't be on tv.

Felony sex-offender is just as bad. Get ready for the lifetime of construction work if you're really lucky. Gotta register everywhere you go.

>tetradcore.com/convictions.html

What the fuck. He looks way better and younger in his prison mugshot.

Complete conjecture and speculation.

Why are there people defending pedos in these threads?

The dupee became the duped

>What? No way!

This guy kill Videl too?

>Decoy wrote the most disturbing things ever read.

wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

>>>
>Cred Forums

He's gonna emerge from prison actually looking like he's 30

you get a test boost when you receive protein injections through the anus on the reg

>"Bill, did you have me in the flight plan you filed?"

That 20 year old engineering student from UCLA from the first season was pretty brutal too. You could tell he was just mentally beat down from his studies and was socially retarded as it was.

le entrapment

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out.

>Vincent Ambrosia, 20

What a retard can't can't get normal women might as well be celibate or watch normal porn like urolagnia.

I hope the pedophiles from here show up.

What the fug. That's literally a different person, his fucking hairline doesn't even match.

The cat fucker?

>Wanna ____ a cat?

its fun to fight kneejerk normie emotions with logic.

Looks like this guy unjusted himself after some time in prison.

A few months without hard drugs, a lot of time in the gym and a buzzcut can really do wonders for someone's appearance

Looks like a retarded John Cena on the right

What happened with him, he fucked more or get fucked more on prison?

>pedophiles are this delusional

He unJUSTed himself.

nah that was some crazy brown guy. The UCLA kid was some white beta male. One of those guys who looks like he'd be well adjusted but the second you talk to him you realize he's a Cred Forums poster.

That's some nice emotions you have there.

Someone post the manlet one.

le entrapment meme

Some people here seem to think that these men were not entirely responsible for chatting up and then driving several hours or more to see a 13 year old girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=lP20PtG_2bQ

>mentions emotion
>can't control emotional urge to diddle some kiddies

>ain't no funny business going on here
still the GOAT

>point out this makes normies emotional
>normie starts screaming about kiddie diddling

... like I said.

Is there a place where I can watch all the episodes? Been wathcing some, but they're bad quality.

HEY BOO

>he thinks his use of ellipses makes him look deep
>pedos
>deep

calm down normie.

So like here's the part I never got.

No child was in danger, and they don't actually do anything to a child.

What is the charge then? Attempting to xyz?

Samefag, I'm about to see the guy who brought his kid

The last one I saw was quite touching although he might be the worst one yet. The one who already did this a dozen times in Texas and thanked Chris at the end. I mean, at least he admits he has a problem and doesn't try to hide the truth like most try to do

>normie
I've been here long before you faggot
>tcap threads on Cred Forums
>that one user who got Hansen to sign a laminated pedobear printout

POST
ASS

They show you the charges on the show and the Tetrad Core site.

So the guy on the most recent episode got:
CHARGES :
>53a-71(a)(1) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SEX 2-VCTM13-15Y,ACTR>3Y OLDER - Class B Felony
>53-21(a)(2)* ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ILL SEXUAL CONTACT-VCTM - Class B Felony
>53a-90a(a) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ENTICING A MINOR BY COMPUTER - Class D Felony
>SENTENCE : 8 yrs Jail, suspended after 3 yrs, Probation 10 yrs and Registered Sex Offender Status 10 yrs

Calling someone a normie doesn't change the fact that Cred Forums is infested with pedos.

I knew the people here were retarded but holy fuck.

Which is why he wasn't charged for those items, but the implication is still there.

try vimeo
vimeo.com/23557859

>It would be fun, I'm big
>Oh yeah, how?
>for you

holy shit.

and calling someone a pedo does nothing to impact their assertion normies get emotional over this.

I doubt this guy did drugs, I feel like mega-autists like this would have no way of getting access to most drugs

remember when people were ashamed to admit they spent any time on Cred Forums?

>Hey Boo

Okay

Fort Myers had the best ending with the naked guy. The timing and delivery on Chris' bit was the best. but the best one was "ain't no funny business here".

remember the time when Cred Forums and Cred Forums were the ports of entry for 4chanwhat am I saying of course you don't

Remember /l/?

never existed you pedo

Remember when /d/ wasn't wall-to-wall normie bullshit like feet, femdom, diapers, piss, and farting?

Remember gray area?

Remember being able to actually discuss things, or did you not leave Cred Forums till there were at least three you could jump off to?

>it's pedos on Cred Forums episode

>Would you be comfortable if you had a 13-year old niece and a man walked into her home while she was alone, to "hang out?"

Holy shit, he actually did molest his own niece

Hey boo

Hey boo

>Remember being able to actually discuss things
This was possible, even on Cred Forums, before chanology but just stop.
>normie
You don't even know where this came from.
>inb4 that post from 2009 and 2012

negro /l/ and /sm/ opening and closing are still in the news blotter.

Why do post 08 cancer pretend to be oldfags? Is it just for the attention?

these guys aren't even pedos. pedos like preteens, not teenagers. they're just dumb hicks sacrified for pleb entertainment. for shame.

(You)

>post-08
Just leave

Its kinda rough, as what do you call a person who is attracted to post-adolescents? Other than perfectly normal.

So why did they make so sure that the guy with the gun didn't have one on him, but not with this guy? Did they look the first guy up and see he had a gun registered on him or something?

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hey boo

I came here before you, I'll be here after you leave.

>I'll be here after you leave.
I have no doubt about that, user

They edit shit to make the story look better.

They don't want to be like, "we checked him and he didn't have a gun," as that would make the guy look better.

uh... what?

pervert? age-inappropriate-sexual?

Hey boo

They check that with all ex-military and ex-cop

Probably ex-con as well.

Some of the earlier episodes have them checking for a cop.

Seriously tho, you post like you just discovered how epic reaction images are. Trying to claim you've been here for 13 years strains credulity quite a bit.

Or you're retarded, which is definitely on the table.

I believe him when he says he only brought a gun because it's an army habit.

What freaks me out a bit is that the decoy actually asks if he has a gun on him when she sees him.

What a creepy dude.

hey boo

Hey Boo!

>indoor hat
>indoor shoes
fucking americans I swear

11, but who's counting
>defending pedophiles
>not retarded
okay

I want to get on this show using doublespeak and when Chris Hansen comes out I'm all like I'm here to bake pies!

hmmm

Hey boo

>pedophiles

Only if the decoys were pretending to be prepubescent. Which they aren't.

But you hear this like 20 times a thread. If it hasn't stuck with you yet, its not going to.

Bug-out-kits in the trunk are way too common(especially among military guys who want to feel like they're prepared for anything) for me to immediately think he was going to kill her and all. I'd assume that a guy who was actually planning to abduct and kill a girl would keep the gun within easy reach from the driver's seat, to threaten her with. I'm guessing that that's what they thought as well, as he didn't get charged for anything involving that stuff.

But he was obviously looking to drive her somewhere secluded and "safe" to have his way with her. He was probably just assuming that he'd be able to talk her into it.

HEY BOO

its the same shit as prostitution stings. If you don't say "money for sex" they tell you to go away.

I mean they've been at this for decades now, they've got their critera down for easy busts.

>waaaah use my special snowflake pedo genre pronouns shitlord

I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM!

You realize that unless you explicitly ssy shit like "I want to drive over to put my penis inside your illegal vagina" or some variant, they wont invite you. You faggots think that this "doublespeak" is so vague. It's like you never read the transcripts the show provides...

You wont be asked over for being vague you retards

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>Only if the decoys were pretending to be prepubescent. Which they aren't.
>But you hear this like 20 times a thread. If it hasn't stuck with you yet, its not going to.
That is your definition and understanding, a literal who. I will stick to what people trained in law define it as :)

Hey boo

Fyi a decent lawyer could get all of these guys off in 10 seconds flat if they kept their mouth shut. But most of them blab to either Hansen or the cops and sign confessions. Which indicates that most of the guys are some combination of stupid and desperate. They're so starved for attention that they'll tell 'their story' to literally anyone who will listen.

Guy from the 2nd episode felt like some lonely guy with no friends at all, he was a different kind of degenerate.
Also the first guy was clearly planning on using that gun, irak fucked up his mind.

it's kinda weird that no one tried shuting the fuck up once hansen appears.
I think you can still get charged with some stuff using the chatlogs tho.

>implying anyone on Cred Forums has ever been allowed to procreate

this has been mentioned in the previous threads, good thing extreme thirst and shock clouds your judgment

been thinking the same, who the fuck here has a son or something?

correct, but if you shut the fuck up from the beginning, the prosecution will have a harder time proving you did it.

hey boo

Probably wont have kids, but Hey Boo

They could but honestly without a confession or compelling testimony this would get shot down at trial so fucking fast by any lawyer who was even half awake. SPS would probably throw it out before then in more lenient states.

I miss that show...

>irak fucked up his mind.

Fuck no. War doesn't turn people into predators. PTSD does not suddenly make you attracted to kids. That dude was fucked up to begin with and joined the army to feel powerful, maybe he'd heard about finding child prostitutes over there. He just used the "boohoo poor me I'm an Iraq vet! Muh ptsd!" as a way to try and manipulate people into feeling respect(because too many people respect any kind of vet) and sorrow for him.

Even dumbass predators try to manipulate, don't fall for their shit. I was half expecting him to slip up with the way he was speaking, as well.

pedophilia is officially and universally defined as sexual attraction to prepubescents.

Your colloquial use is what is irrelevant.

>"they arent predators"
>they proceed to communicate with a 13 year old litersl child about fucking them
>some bring booze, condoms and even fucking rape kits

Wew, lad. Nothing wrong with that...right?

do you think he's gonna seek up revenge after Hansen ruined his life?

Hey boo

if the prosecution can prove the authenticity and reliability of the transcript, coupled with the fact that the pedo actually went, they could put them away. It will put more pressure on the prosecution but it can be done. So, cunnyposters if you ever get caught, just make sure to shut up and make the public attorneys work for their pay :^)

the real question is why the fuck do they get triggered so much by hansen?
Guy from the second episode at least tried but gave up way too soon.
Do all degenerates have low IQ?

Nope. They're catching people with solicitation of a minor. Showing up links them to the chatlog. Its why they chase them down whenever they don't even come to the house.

>she wouldn't even touch the chocolate

>implying they'd ever so much as get a second response out of a real 13 year old

Well I don't watch the show so no need to be a raging faggot.

the charges they brought against those who show up were usually things involving a minor. What a minor is has a statutory definition which varies from state to state. This is the law, if what you did matches up with the elements of a crime, you get the consequences. Your personal opinion of what constitutes pedophilia is irrelevant.
Educate yourself.

Jail fixed his combover?

Nah, you probably get the full spectrum from very stupid (borderline retarded) to highly professional psychopaths. The problem is that almost all of those kinds of people, regardless of how smart they may be, don't understand the most important thing when around cops is to SHUT THE FUCK UP. They feel the need to defend and explain themselves, mostly because they've probably constructed a narrative that they tell themselves to justify it beforehand.

Yes, the decoy specifically targets people who are stupid.

Are you retarded and dont know what the word "intent" means?

I know, see being thirsty and realizing you're going to be enjoying prison food (and penis) clouded their judgment.

I was 14 when i first started going into irc chatrooms and asking people for gay sex.

>wanting to literally rape children
>is logical to defend

Wew

>people trained in law
law enforcement doesn't use the term pedophile. it's a medical term, not a legal one.

iktf

>work at an animal shelter
>lots of highschool volunteers
>ALWAYS maintain a distance of no less than 5 feet and never so much as go for a handshake
>speak only about work
>once a girls parents were an hour late picking her up
>didn't want to leave her alone
>placed her directly in front of the security camera and stood with her with the chainlink fence between us

I'm pretty sure everybody thinks I'm autistic but between this shit and today's trend of throwing around accusations, I'm not taking any chances

That's nice and all, but I'm specifically talking about the definition of pedophile and pedophilia.

Not having kids but here's your (You)

You can basically post whatever you want on Cred Forums because of that whole bit about how anyone who takes anything posted here seriously is an idiot that's written into the site's rules.

HEY BOOOOOOOOO

>rape
>consent

Absolute madman.

if you want to be so anal about it, then let's just use "offenses involving minors"
This is when you criticize that 16 or 18 is "too high" and you further argue that "teenagers below that age can give effective consent"

Not really the point, is it?

They want to fuck their kids/ someone who looks like their kids.
Its not that hard to wrap your mind around, the guys that appeared on this show were beyond fucked up

Its so annoying when people force you into the muddy areas of this bullshit, isn't it.

Hey boo

This begs for some OC To bad i am not a good shopper.

Hey pedo, did you know that a child cant legally give consent to adults for sex? It is in all cases, legslly defined as rape when having sex with a minor you dumb faggot

Those icky poopy laws protecting children...what a drag, right?

>hey there's user, he's so weird!
>like, he won't even shake hands with the new girls
>I bet he's some kind of sick pervert who only hanging on by a margin, and if a girl touched him he wouldn't be able to hold on any longer and end up raping them! Sick bastard

stick to what's codified and you're good.

To commit a crime, you'd need opportunity.

The people they're "Catching" would have never had the opportunity outside of the decoys.

But because of the literal thought crime in play, we can ignore that pesky bit and charge them for what amounts to shitposting.

What a hellish repressed society we have created. This honestly makes Brave New World look like a good idea.

>13-18 (or 30+ in reference to the decoy)
>child

>post-adolescents
>pedo

justice.gov/usam/criminal-resource-manual-645-entrapment-elements
>Inducement is the threshold issue in the entrapment defense. Mere solicitation to commit a crime is not inducement. Sorrells v. United States, 287 U.S. 435, 451 (1932).
>Mere solicitation to commit a crime is not inducement.
I hate idiots who are unaware they are idiots.

>muh entrapment

Never change cunnyfags.

>inb4 hurr american laws are so stoopid I want to fucky my cunnies

Oh fuck right off you retard, thats not how this fucking works. There is no thought crime, the commit solicitation of a minor for sex...which is in itself a fucking crime you waste of sperm. Then the intent (which adds to most charges) is them fucking driving to the known location of a legal minor to fuck. How are you this much of an autist if you dont understand thst all these steps lead to a proper conviction in court?

Shit

Is "thoughtcrime" the hot new buzzword?

>teach at small college
>we sometimes get dual-enrolled hs students
>female student stays after class
>professor can you sign this
>sure, what's it for
>cheerleading
>oh I didn't know the college needed permission
>it's for high school
>oh?
>pause
>how old are you?
>16
>pause
>maintain eye contact and slowly back away
>hand her the paper and tell her to get out

So we're in agreement hansen and perverted justice are going deep into undefined territory to manufacture legal loopholes to put people in jail for literal thought crimes.

A rats nest no one wants to actually make any effort to clean up because of the obvious outrage that would result from any effort to "PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF TEHM KIDDIE FUCKERS!!"

Reminds me of the swede from hell on wheels.

Are you having a stroke and dont understand something? Are you trying to communicate?

There is no loophole. There is no thought crime. Read

>new

drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0Bx5i7KZDL0-4WWlaaHBJZTRhVms

Not him, but there is actually no minor. There is only the thought of the minor, the fiction. Imagine stealing an imaginary car, or killing a fictional person.

>that's not how this works

Solicitation of a minor is specifically written to speak to what the perpetrator believed he was offering to fuck. Meaning soliciation of a minor that doesn't even exist is a prosecutable crime.

Thus, literal thought crime.

Again with this stupid shit.
Factual Impossibility of committing a crime is no defense
t.underbar

I've definitely seen its use spike like a motherfucker with these threads. People used to actually use it correctly, too. Can't be a buzzword when it's used correctly. Cuck only became a buzzword when everyone starting using it for everything, for example.

the fuck u talkin about the great wars were jes yesteredays

thanks boo

>people read the statues
>it specifically references what people thought when they did X as being punishable by law
>its somehow not a thought crime though

So the fact the thought crime is a thought crime is no defense when being charge with a thought crime.

its good these legal precedents are in place.

God you are retarded. Idk what other ways I can explain it to you how fucking wrong you are... You dont understand how law works. You dont understand intent. This isnt a thoughtcrime you fucking neet. They engage with what they believe is an established minor, they commit solicitation for sex of a legal minor, then the intent to fuck a minor is shown by driving to an established child's house to literally legally rape them

It doesnt matter that it is a decoy you fucknugget, he shouldnt be doing any of that with what he believes is a minor in the first place

if it's all fake, why don't they pretend to be actual children? like 8 year olds.

You don't know what thought crime means. He was attempting to do it. If he was just sitting at home masturbating to the fantasy and the police pulled up with psychics to arrest him? Sure. But this is specifically punishment for an attempt to commit a specific crime. You don't get off scot free just because police prevented you from actually going through with it.

>get hired to kill a person, discuss what you're going to do in chat so there's records of it
>show up at location thinking the person is there, completely ready to kill that person
>cops are waiting there instead
>somehow this means that you should walk free in society, because it's just a "thought crime"

Only a really autistic motherfucker could think this makes sense. Society is kept safer by making sure the guy who'll agree to killing for random people isn't walking around.

No, jesus fuck. You are an idiot.

Its not a thought crime if he is literally driving to a child's house to fuck a kid

And the fact that we not only prosecute people for imaginary and impossible crimes, but also have established rules and procedures for it (and useful idiots to defend it), proves that our society has crawled so far its own ass that it's coming back out the other end. It is literally thought crime, right or wrong, it is THEORETICAL transgression of rights. It infringes no rights except that of a fictional entity. It commits no wrong except against a theoretical entity.

If there is no victim there is no crime. Period.

IT'S HIGH NOON

I understand perfectly, in this case, the legal loophole hansen, perverted justice, etc, are exploiting for air tight cases against entrapped people.

what's the deal with this show being so fun to watch?
I mean a guy had some condoms and a gun on his car, if anything this should really be a spooky show instead.

New thread.

Its not a loophole please fuck off

>welcome to McKeks, how may I help you?
"I'll take a number 2"
>would you like cheese with that?
....yes
>swat team bursts in through every door

The mistake in your logic is literally driving to the house to fuck the kid is not a crime they're catching these people on. Getting them to the house is for the sole purpose of linking them to the chat log.

it literally is though. as the statute being exploited was written without accounting for the ability people would have, decades in the future, of addressing people without knowing them in the first place.

So heres a theoretical for you.

Your gay lover Jamal hires me to kill your wife, it turns out to be a sting operation. But because it was "entrapment" I should walk away free? Right?

You are okay with this?

hey boo

>If there is no victim there is no crime

But that's obviously completely wrong, and a terrible counter-argument for that post to boot. Just because you put "Period." at the end doesn't mean it holds any credence, faggot. Period.

Yes. Your emotional appeals are irrelevant to legal reality and protections that (should be) in place for every person.

They give their names, their full names in most cases, their IP addresses linked to their fucking name

For fucks sake, why are you defending this? If they dont drive to fuck a kid at all they would probably only get light legal ramifications and a few months. Dont fucking drive to a kids house after you tell a child online that you want to explode their pussy

nice.
have some ass

Im committing a crime if I'm planning to murder someone you dumb mindless faggot. Getting caught doesnt excuse the intent to 1st degree pre-meditated murder

Why are you so incapable of seeing past manipulated emotional reactions to some pretty shitty realities here that could, at some point, be applied against anyone?

Wut

So this is why "conspiracy to commit murder," without an actual murder, has the same legal penalties as murder.

oh wait.

Not to mention conspiracy to commit murder needs a real person. A conspiracy to murder (or rape) dora the explorer would not be taken seriously.

Thats not the problem, the problem is that you dont understand law and how law works and you keep pedophilic behavior. Go write your congressman that you want the age of consent law changed, otherwise you are being an uneducated neet

Solicitation of a minor is an old law, written when one would have to physically walk up to a minor to offer to fuck them.

I dont understand what you keep missing, here...

At least 4 different anons here have tried to explain to you why you are wrong

I have said numerous times I understand exactly how this particular legal loophole works and why it will never be closed.

Hey boo

So if I went online and messaged your 13 year old daughter "yeh, want me to fuck your pussy?" I shouldnt be in trouble...because, in your autistic head, the format for solicitation somehow makes things NOT solicitation?

I'm missing nothing. I'm simply not budging on the idea that an imagined crime can be (or should be) met with anything other than imagined penalties.

And multiple people keep patiently explaining to you that this is not a loophole

>emotional appeal

Is that supposed to stump me?

You just described a situation where a provably real person solicited a provably real minor over the internet.

So you just live in some fantasy where premeditatation doesnt exist?

Please dont ever join law enforcement

Once you start prosecuting people for crimes where the victim doesn't even need to exist, as long as they think it does, it does careen into "loop hole" territory.

These predators are in fact (to their knowledge) soliciting what they know to be a minor.

Jesus fucking christ you are a retard

I live in a real world where idle thoughts and fantasies aren't crimes.

But you're arguing, vehemently, they should always be, in every case, because of this emotional example of people playing cave explorer with the orifices of 13-17 year olds.

Or, how about you try not to rape kids real or imaginary in the first place? Whether or not it was a decoy or a child, all the steps are the fucking same.

It's not an imagined crime, it's an attempted crime.

Driving 3 hours to go fuck what you think is a child after hours of sex chatting them online is not an idle thought you fucking retardo

No, its what they think/believe.

And what they think/believe is being specifically manipulated by a third party.

And that wrongness, in a sane legal system, would invalidate the crime.

You have no idea what you are talking about. Attempted crime is a crime.

So when presented with sound logic, you are only capable of emotion, as you have no reasoned counter arguments.

Wait and someone will make a montage

guys go argue past each other in the new thread

But, as has been mentioned numerous times in every one of these threads, that is not a crime hansen and perverted justice attempt to catch people with. The crime they're built around is solicitation of a minor, simply because of how easy it is to prove. They say they wanna fuck, the decoy gives them an address, they show up, they're linked to the chatlogs, thus have an airtight case against them.

Despite there being no actual victim, just, literally, nothing but what they thought.

MUST GET LAST REPLY BEFORE ARCHIVE

So you're saying attempting to murder/fuck dora the explorer is a crime. Despite the fact dora the explorer doesn't exist and has never existed.

Lorne's misery is so palpable and exquisite

An ephebophile

Attempting to murder a person you believe is real and only prevented by the sting operation, whereas if they werent there, you would have successfully murdered a person you believed to be also real are both criminal acts.

You are a dumb faggot

Hey boo

>sound logic
What you spew isnt logic, pedo

The existence of the person doesnt offset the criminal act of premeditation to commit a crime knowingly. You really seem to struggle with this with your bullshit analogies

user there is nothing emotional here, I am merely going by procedure. Notice I am not getting into the requirements because that can vary from state to state. Although criminal law also varies from state to state, most states follow the Model Penal Code to some degree, and most rights of the accused are applicable to all the states.
To repeat: if you satisfy the elements, you get your ass fucked. It's cool to fantasize about fucking children and shit, but the moment you let that out through external acts, it is no longer a """""""""""thought crime""""""""""

a thought crime is making having thoughts, by themselves, punishable. Once those thoughts are manifested through acts that a reasonable person would believe were made to effectuate the intent, then it is no longer protected.

So how docyou not understand this then?

These people are acting upon their fantasies or whatever, they are actualizing it...there is the attempted crime. There it is. Its not a thought crime anymore

>If there is no victim there is no crime. Period.
Ignoramus pls go.
>what are attempted crimes

That user doesnt autistically believe in attempted crimes

user you're agreeing with me, I'm just explaining what it is.

Are you the user who thinks thought crimes are a thing? Because that is pure autism