Rey, did I ever tell you that I'm 35 years old?

Due to relativity, yes.

Luke, I am your father's reincarnated blue ghost, totally comfy Sebastian Shaw version, no gay reincarnation of angsty teen Hayden Christensen with creepy look on his face.

Would it be considered incest if Luke and Rey fuck?

Ray, did I ever tell you about magic tree? If you touch it you'll become the chosen one.

53 YEARS YOUNG

SHO YOU SHEE
*sniffs*
THE FORCE
*tugs shirt*
YOU KNOW
*gesticulates violently*
IS ACSHUALLY
*quotes Lacan*
IN A LITERAL SHENSE
*worships Hegel*
PURE IDEOLOGY
*evolves into a communist*

Rey, did I ever tell you that in this galaxy, far, far away in a time long forgotten there is an American 50s diner. Yes, that's right. You heard me. An AMERICAN 50s DINER run by a man named Dex.

Last scene of the new trilogy will be everyone eating falafel at Dex's, won't it?

No, it's pure love at its finest.

No since she's Sheev's daughter.

youtube.com/watch?v=hSFmsPJYis8

Rey, did I ever tell you that our real enemy is grapefruit?

>I am *sniff* already eating out of the trash compactor. *tugs robe* The name of this trash compactor is "the trash compactor of ideology" *sniff*

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Rey, did I ever tell you that your mother was muslim?

>35 years old
So he was 5 years old at the end of Return of the Jedi? The force was strong in him

>You shee Rey, what YOU need to understand ishh that the Forshee ishh an abstracshion of our ineer deshires. The falashy that the Forshe binds ushh and all living thingshhh is nothing more than a jedi capitalishht invenshhhion. It ishh only by leaving to the shooo called "dark shhhide" that we rid ourshhhhelveshhh from this oppresive ideology!!!

kekerino

>15 in episode IV
>15.5 in episode V
>16 in episode VI
>35 in episode VII

VII is supposed to be ~30+ years after Vi

welcome to the own zone

>15 in IV

Uh, no, retard. There is approximately a 20 year gap between III and IV, meaning Luke is at LEAST 20 by the time a New Hope happens. there's about 5 years between IV and VI, and 30 years between VI and VII, putting Luke somewhere in his late 50's by the end of Force Awakens

>20 years old
>playing with toys

19 during Episode IV
21 during Episode V
23 during Episode VI
53 in Episode VII

Still he looks older than 53...

...

R-right, who would p-play with toys at that age, right?...

>this is preshisly what conshtitutes this particular predicament

Grapefruit isn't colored like grapes you fucking retard

oh really he looks older? there's 20 year olds right now balding

>Still he looks older than 53...
Not really.

youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Nice meme

>it's an user doesn't know what grapefruit is episode

>You shee Obi-Wan, from my point of view the Jedi are abshholute ideology!!

Had they said 35 years after the battle of Endor then it'd be spot on. He just looks late 50's rather than early 50's.

communists always hate space because "we have to live down there!!!" communism is a cult of ugliness

Outstanding.

My sides

Is this a new meme or just pure ideology??

This meme started when VII was in cinema.

in episode IV
.5 in episode V
in episode VI
in episode VII
He was 19 in Episode IV

6 years pass between IV and VI

~30 years pass between VI and VII

This would make him around 55, close to the same age Obi-Wan was in Episode IV

Obi-Wan was 41 in Episode IV
>16 in episode I
>23 in episode II
>25 in episode III
>41 in episode IV

Looks like he traversed the fantasy.

Nah, it's cool.
When you're under heavy amounts of prolonged stress, you age faster. Image the stress of the fate of the galaxy being your responsibility.
That's not a stretch at all...right?

>You were a Jedi?
>Yes...Yes I was.

that was actually pretty good, Cred Forums-bro

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