Tfw Samwise the Strong will never make the shire great again

>tfw Samwise the Strong will never make the shire great again

FUCKING HUMANS AND TRAITOROUS HOBBITS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Men come before Orcs
Wow, Raimi, really?

Where there's a whip

>live action movie is made
>heavily implied Sam and Frodo are butt buddies
>they call it progress

>We don't wanna go to war today. But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
wtf I sympathize with orcs now

He did, though. With the power of gardening

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

>you will never save your bae via weeding

What was his fucking problem?

Didnt see anything that implied they were gay, people just have a hard time understanding the master/servant relationship and the fact that Tolkien was from a time where a homosexual relationship was pretty much unthinkable, much more likely was that two men loved and respected each other with nothing romantic or sexual involved.

That's a really great point, well-made.

THERE'S A WAY

was a jew in Middle Earth.

Are you referring to that weird trembling cadence in his singing? 60's style folk songs were full of that crap. They chose a folk singer to voice it.

>Tolkien was from a time where a homosexual relationship was pretty much unthinkable

Unmentionable. There's a difference.

>homosexual relationship was pretty much unthinkable,
Faggotry was taken for granted in English boarding school

Better put, but to clarify the point, Tolkien lived in a time where to even imply such a thing was unthinkable. Of course homosexuality was present and known and, yes, unmentionable, but that's precisely what made him able to tell this story without worrying about people's interpretation.

Pretty cool how you used a different meme for every screenshot caption.

>Smash'em!
>Dash'em!
>Skin'em ALIVE!

thanks for noticing me

Why was a young Dr. Pavel in LotR

nice thread. 10/10.
cartoon hobbits are best hobbits.

I don't remember this guy. It's been 20 years since I watched these. maybe it's time to revisit them.