ITT: Cred Forums casts the perfect DCeU

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too old

I'll never understand this. Is it simply because he has grey hair? The guy is a fucking manlet.

Make it happen DC

He'd just be a slightly better Leto

Ben is an aged Batman. Everyone else should be aged up as well

shes a butterface

I swear it's literally you in every DC thread spreading this vitriol. Instantly discarded opinion.

>actors publicly campaigning for a role they for sure won't get
This makes me sad.

Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze

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That would be perfect casting if they were just slightly closer in age. Five years closer even. Dafoe is just slightly too old though.
I want Yael Stone to sit on my face

Tommy Elliot/Hush

Sorry for double posting trying to bump

Mr. Freeze

Scarecrow

Stephen Lang standing tall at 5'4" lol nope

Already happened.

Barry Allen, Iris West, Wally West, Leonard Snart

Fucking perfect

she's from orange is the new black

Wow. Fuck all you cis white males.
Here is the perfect Superman.

>thicc Harley

Love it.

Should be Batman instead.

You're so right, Michele Obama would be a perfect Superman.

Yeah, nah, fuck off.

That's not Michelle Obama, you racist prick. That's Halle Berry. Not all black people look the same.

A childhood friend of Bruce's? No way... it's gotta be Matt Damon.

Scarecrow

Good God that woman makes me diamonds. Voice, body, everything.

Someone post her nudity

Green Arrow, you pleb.

This is bretty good choice.

>Voice

The voice she uses on OITNB, or her real voice?

What's her name?

CIA

She's Aussie I think so it's her shitpost voice.

Salamander.

Sorry senpai, superior CIA coming through

Wh- what? She's not really a guido?

Is her IRL voice even sexy? With aussies it's either a home run or a huge fucking strike out, no in-betweens

Either way I want to sniff her jeans

Poison Ivy

Shoulda been purple man

I don't think so, based solely on the fact that I always liked catwoman having that short pixie cut hairstyle, and I think she'd look hideous with one.

The DCEU could have worked so well.

DC comics has always been seen as the more mature of the two companies, many of the heroes are on leer and deal with less highschool-drama-esque problems, and more with real shit.

To accomplish this, all they should have done is cast more mature and respected actors, as opposed to the complete meme actors marvel hires.

Couple that with smaller scale less "holy shit the city will blow up unless you do this" stories, that are written better, it could have been pure kino.

I just want a grant Morrison style Arkham asylum movie.

Also, speaking of DC comic properties being ruined, fuck you AMC for fucking up preacher.

this needs to happen holy fuck

too old

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jason todd/red hood

selina kyle/catwoman

given taht batfleck is 44 years old, catwoman would need to be at least 39 years old, since they met during year one and have known each other since the beginning of their careers. some mid 20s girl would be creepy anyway

Does the DCeU have any autistic sidekicks?

You mean Riddler.

alternate choice for selina kyle

I would pay good money to see Kerry Washington as Catwoman.

dick grayson/nightwing

oh dceu, what couldve been......

Both too old

i'd see it

no they are the perfect age to ben affleck's batman. did u even read?

Not necessarily considering how old DCEU Bats is.

the riddler, or even captain cold if he can work the "working class criminal" thing and play it similar to marty from true detective

>could've made a decent point
>include the agonizing "marvel/or DC is shit meme"
>point lost

Can you people really not make a single point without dredging this shit up?

older and aged hal jordan

Love yourself.

>I told you to kill yourself multiple times yesterday
i killed myself like twenty times, what more do you want??

kill yourself

simon baz

or even guy gardner, if he can play him like he did as snafu in the pacific

shazam

This.

Walter goggins would make a perfect ed nigma.

He's just got *that* kinda face.

6 million hours in MS paint.

>JLI movie when?

this

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Supergirl

This all makes sense apart from Ray liotta as superman. That would be horrible.

"Ayy, whatama doin'? Savin' a fuckin' city or somethin?"

How did you manage to fuck up this badly

Lol drawing shit with a finger on a tiny phone is hard, user.

What about this guy?

Tim Drake/Robin

I'd add Neil Patrick Harris, but Walton's good enough.

I wish they could go back in time and get lethal weapon era Mel Gibson to play Jesse Custer, that would have been perfect.

Pretty good.

Booster Gold

courtney whitmore/stargirl

metron

Ted Kord/ Blue Beetle

maxwell lord

bruce wayne/batman

should the DCEU get a reboot and hopefully, and especially if they develop earth one storyline

done

seline kyle/catwoman for earth one storyline

>not Hal Jordan

Faggot.

earth one jessica dent

sorry this is teh only rachel mcadams pic i have

nigga tom cruise is mad old to play hal jordan, and besides, i already cast hal jordan here

>this bland slag as Catwoman

probably the ugliest MI girl to date.

>we will never get redhead Iris
just fuck my shit up 2bh senpai

There's just not enough musclebound, square jawed, 40-50 year old actors with talent to do a Ross JL. Even Arnie and Stallone look like deflated body builders.

earth one oswald cobblepot

>JFK Jr will never play Bruce Wayne

just deep fry my limbs already

Wonder Woman

John Constantine.

Make it happen Liman

terrible

midnighter

the Wonder woman miscast genuinely hurts.

look at what could have been.

Penguin

>nigga tom cruise is mad old to play hal jordan

give him the wing tips problem solved , and Olyphant as jordan? You make me laugh.

forgot pic

barry allen

I like it this a lot. I wanted him as Bond, but since they will probably cast a nigger, let Ewan be Constantine at least.

>he doesnt want raylan givens kicking cosmic ass

I wish he were Jim Gordon.

But he prefers to be a villain, he keeps name dropping Mister Sinister.

I prefer this fireplug.

Zatanna

wonder woman

fight me faggots

Should have been Wonder Woman! She's perfect! Fucking morons in Hollywood don't know what they're doing!

tim drake/red robin

honestly i wouldnt mind that ryan potter kid as tim drake either t.b.h

Constantine

Best post ITT

detective james gordon

Swamp Thing

>FUCKING THIS
Fund it. Now.

samefag

Too much charisma. Gadot is a perfect antidote to such excess of screen presence.

I'm totally straight but I'd probably do shit with him.

hawkman

Solomon grundy

Victoria Justice = X23

actually no, fuck that. Frankensetin

Jason Blood/Etrigan The Demon

>hawkman

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!? BECAUSE OF GODS OF EGYPT?! FUCK YOU, HAWKMAN IS TERRIBLE!

scott free/mister miracle

Batgirl

That would be good to

jessica cruz

this is 10/10 nigga good job

GONE GONE THE FORM OF SOBRIETY
RISE THE DEMON HENNESSY

Crazy Quilt

The Question

Clay Face

Ol Nik should be the question

Can see it working.

Bane?

Azrael

He's a big enough guy for you the job so yeah, I can see that working.

Rip Hunter

Oliver Queen

Mary Marvel (transformed grown up state)

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John Stewart or Martin Manhunter

Or Wonder Woman

Good one

Perfect casting, but, speaking of him, why not use him instead of Cyborg? He's much more interesting as a character tbqh

Ra's al Ghul (in 20 years)

Kevin Nash = Cable

Because New 52. And SJWs would bitch about blacks covering up their "natural beauty" in makeup or CGI to play aliens again.

Wrong universe.

Better than the snow monkey they casted last time.

If Daddario is WW, Michelle is Zatanna. (add the fishnets in your mind)

Cyborg is 75% CGI

KEK

Kraven The Hunter in the new spider man

The perfect casting for capeshit would have to happen behind the scenes, I.E. Screenwriter...Dire...No really the genre, like every other genre except dumb shit like James Cameron flicks, needs fucking screenwriters.

Hell, give David Hayter a job. He's clearly talented at adapting or co-adapting the shit. Hire Drew Goddard and David Hayter to write and then throw anybody behind and in front of the camera.

Bridget Regan

shes wearing spanx lmao

A bit too jewish, but my dick wouldn't complain, specially with this thiccness

Deadman (Boston Brand)

I like it, but he's a bit too old, would be a greater choice as J. Jonah Jameson, if the rumors of JJJ being a black blogger aren't true

he looks like a Younger Zod desu

Lois Lane

Green Lantern

Mark Strong = Mr, Freeze

Miss Martian

>Mark Strong as another throwaway villain

poor guy

10/10

I really just want to see a good GL in cinemas, he's my favorite capehero

That's actually really good

Bart Allen/Kid Flash

Mad Hatter

Sinestro Strong is better though

Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Green Arrow, or Reverse Flash

tfw he got back together with best Emma for a third time

I prefer him

Riddler

1 shot justice lords / injustice / Watchman recon movie

starts at the of the world. they go back and stop superman from killing zod

Catwoman

I mean, who wouldn't. And, speaking of best Emma, I'd cast her as Harley Quinn

Guy Gardner. Fits him WAY more than Star-Lord.

Atrocitus

I like these

I can see her as Cat

That;s Black Manta user.

Y E S
E
S

Shit that is better

Kyle Rayner

honestly i wanted him as lex luthor so badly. stringer bell making superman's life a living hell just works for me

HOL UP

Is THAT how Dr. Ridley did it? He went to Ra's?!?

THE X-FILES = THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

CONFIRMED

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE

Jim Carrey

I think maybe Colin Hanks.

Power Girl

I could see it, he is physically big and charismatic to which Lex is supposed to be too.

hal jordan

could even work as guy gardner actaully

even deathstroke would be good.

the possibilities with guy pearce are endless

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Lynda Carter is still hot.

No. He should be Plastic Man.

I can see that too.

I think it would be a better update of Lex's character than Mark Jewberg

Captain Marvel/Shazam

she cant act, but still

Like Bullock

haha we got a gay boy here

Big Barda

Billy Batson

Too old.

Robotman

actually would be better as Talia

GAY
A
Y

Damien

Bill Murray

He's only 17 and Billy is like 15-17

Fixed it for you

we dont need another stretchy guy

WROOONG

Yeah, but if you want sequels that will be tough. Best to go with a pretty young kid.

What is this, the RUSTice league

Max Charles would be a great Billy, but he's getting older.

Ahh, true

No. Young CIA in the flashbacks.

i think Shiva

small guy

>WE HALLWAYS THOOOT THAT HEEROOS WOULD COME FROM ABOOOVE. THEY CAME FROM DEEP BUNEETH THE OSHUN SEE

Fancasting is always so pathetic

Does your father know you're gay?

mr. freeze

I think John Cena would be a great captain Marvel

good one

Bane

Barbara Gordon/Batgirl

>5'7
>big guy

No

Gorilla Grodd

That's what CGI is for. Bane is canonically a small guy without the venom.

Ben Affleck and Henry Cavil are about the only people they've done a good job of casting.

Affleck is like casting Ledger. Nobody thought it would work but it turned out to be the best part of the film. JJJ as Gordon will probably be good though as well. Just wish the casting of Joker wasn't up to some spin-off directer like Ayer. Leto was cast for a side film in the DCEU that turned out to be the worst of the universe. Why wasn't Johns and/or Snyder consulted about Joker's casting?

Hamill could've had the performance of his career by playing aged Joker. They could've gone the Jason Todd route with Leto and Hamill could've automatically sealed the deal forever.

9/10, lold

Only two inches shorter than Hardy.

I'm glad Baneposting is still alive.

Solomon Grundy

want

Would be spectacular.

wow, you got the joke! YAAAAAAYYY

Range on him tho? Go Darkseid

I'll do the Teen Titans:
Robin: Dylan O'Brien
Starfire: Daddario
Raven: Elizabeth Gillies
Cyborg: John Boyega
Beast Boy: Josh Hutcherson
Terra: ASR
Slade: Ron Perlman

You mean Hammerhead or Bullseye

Ironside should be Darkseid.

Wrong universe.

Nah. Make her 12. Let Ben lick her tasty petite feet

THIS

I was thinking more Mr Carson for Penguin

He did Jim Gordon in an animated movie actually. It wasn't bad.

Buscemi as Joker when

Solomon Grundy

if only

Still not in the thread? WHAT?

>he hasn't read Kingdom Come
my boi

Two-Face

Perfect

Excellent

>Joker

Perfect Supes coming through

>Alex Ross = Kingdom Come
Look at those fucking costumes, do they look even remotely similar?

A real fridge

Sometimes, I think real actors post here
other times I'm completely sure

if they did a Kingdom Come movie then honestly this is spot on.

Not Barry but Wally.And there's something about him, he just looks like a junkie all the time.

>WILLEM DAFOE AS JOKER BECAUSE I SAW THE EPICCC PHOTOSHOP ON FACEBOOK
kys

I can just imagine you in 1997 rolling your eyes at people saying Patrick Stewart should play Professor X in an X-Men movie

they could make it so harley has daddy issues

Thiis so fucking this.I want to see Bardem as Darkseid now :(

Kill yourselves.

fucking casual. top kek

Severely underrated

TOOLS!! MY TOOLS I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!

goddamn yes

see

Selina

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>dc has ways been the more mature
No, DC has always been seem as the more idealistic/abstract concepts one.
Marvel was the more character/down-to-earth one.

Ra's Al Ghul

I got your supes

Marvel is the more "realistic" one, sure, but that doesn't equal maturity.

DC may be abstract, but there's few examples of marvel comics on the same level as

>TDKR
>Kingdom come
>Year one
>The killing Joke
>Watchmen
>Sandman
>Preacher
>Arkham Asylum

I like both companies, but marvel aims to be more just purely entertaining, which there's nothing wrong with, but DCs characters and stories tend to be more rich, with better developed characters in my opinion.

Written NeoNoir style by Rian Johnson

kino

>not Joker

BILLY ZANE WOULD'VE BEEN THE PERFECT LEX
FUCK YOU ZACK FOR CASTING KIKE EISENBERG

He should and could do Swamp Thing and Frankenstein

literally Romero

6 months later and I'm still fucking baffled at the casting choice for lex in BvS

I'm still convinced it was just a mix up that they were too embarrassed to admit to.

>"Let's think. Who'd make a great Lex luthor?"

>"The motherfucking twenty something year old guy from that Facebook movie!!"

>"No, zack, that's a retarded idea."

>"What about the breaking bad guy?"

>"Bryan Cranston? Yeah that's perfect!! Call the casting agency"

*On Phone*

>"Yeah, we'd like to ask Heisenburg if he'd be interested in playing Lex Luthor?"

>"Sure!! Just hold for a second........... We asked him, and Eisenburg said he wants the role!!"

>"Fantastic!!, tell him to drop by Monday"

>too jewish to play a southeast european witch

Kek

VI is superior in every way to Emacs faggot.

>Iris West and Wally West
>whit
REEEEEEE DELETE THIS

What the fug does that mean?

perfect

It's a reference to an ancient campaign of flame wars, known as the editor wars.

Zac Effron would be an amazing Nightwing.

If he was cast he'd do a decent enough job but he wouldn't be my first choice.

Fuck yes