>Oh yeah well I might not be sexually appealing but I am worth $30 million and how much are you worth? Hah oh what's that? You don't even have $1 million? Well that's unfortunate. Although you might think you're burning me, you're actually just making yourself look foolish. I feel sorry for you.
Is this bait? The trick is not to show how butthurt you are.
Hunter Perez
kys
Josiah Jackson
He didn't even seem that buttblasted in the interview, it probably wouldn't have been that bad if he didn't get turbo-mad and end all future promos in France
Michael Green
>SHUT THE FUCK UP FRENCH CUNT GO CHOKE ON IMMIGRANT NIGGER DICK AND STICK A BAGUETTE UP THAT UGLY PUSSY OF YOURS GAS THE FRENCH WORLD WAR NOW. NO I'M NOT MAD, I'M JUST LMAOING AT YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE.
THAT is how you handle it effectively, yet subtle.
Owen Butler
Did he really say that on TV?
Brandon Ramirez
>thinks up comeback two weeks later
nice
James Phillips
Yeah but it was in French so they were translating back and forth.
Colton Collins
I love these threads.
Daniel Russell
Damn, I chuckled pretty hard on this one.
Liam Butler
all these threads and not a single good comeback has been hypothesised
Evan Cox
>the buttmad Jonah poster is STILL btfo and posting these shitty threads ever day
Liam Phillips
"Let me watch and we have a deal" *laughs*
Thats how you handle banter
Chase Miller
It is impossible to come up with one without seeming salty. The more time passes, the more impossible it becomes.
Cooper Campbell
>I SURE SHOWED HER, MOM!
Kevin Nelson
have you guys even seen the video
he did respond, he said something like "why are you letting the weather girl interview people" but one of the french panelists was already saying the next thing
maybe it was the tranny in red
Andrew King
Hey, I think they're pretty funny
Jack Watson
If you're a cucktbh
Christian Martin
Seriously, what the fuck is his problem?
Hunter Rivera
Which Jonah is
Noah Foster
>upon hearing that devastating comeback, the translator starts crying >LGJ crew starts to worry >still not hearring the translation >no one knows what he said >translator shaky voice is heard trying to speak some French >she break into tears on the first word >weather qt starts crying out of sympathy >everybody looks at jonah >he still laughing, proud of his jest >he'll forever be remembered as the fat little mean jew who make women cry
Elijah Gutierrez
Clue me in on this Jonah Hill meme. What happened?
Owen Perez
>yes Jonah, but I'd rather be broke and drink for free because I'm a pretty girl than...well, whatever your lot is.
Jonathan Johnson
went to a evening show on the french channel Canal + the channel has sort of a tradition to have waky weather women on this time slot she "deadnamed" theresident tranny on her first day, triggering a bunch of mentally ill people that name when jonah was around she joked around and said that she wouldn't fuck him with brad pitt around He got visibly asspained and thought of a comeback under the shower days later
Logan Wood
Get got his pants pulled down verbally on live tv for a French talk show and had no comeback. Just took it. And then got mad afterwards and cancelled the rest of his French interviews.
David Jenkins
Jonah Hill was being interviewed by a French female in a French show in France
The French comedian made a joke about her wanting to fuck the people who Jonah works with, but not him.
He was flabbergasted. He failed to retort and felt so bad he cancelled all other interviews in the country and left it.
Dominic Anderson
>Kill yourself you French bitch
And THAT'S how its done
James Robinson
>I hate being by myself. I hate it. I don't know if any of that is legit but I can see him saying that and I hate him for it What a fucking fag
Asher Perez
Couldn't handle the bantz. Literally got BTFO of the country.
Hudson Miller
I'd have cringed way more then I did if he had said that. Never try to make a comeback irl please
Camden Ward
When you have money, it helps. Not that you would understand you cashlet.
Connor Cruz
>Oh you think that makes me upset? No, what makes me upset is how small your country is compared to mine. Get fucked bitch. *playfully laughs*
That's how you do it.
Noah Carter
Cred Forums is not your personal army.
Lincoln Nelson
>Hollywood stars don't fuck weather girls Maybe something like that.
Luis Reed
kys
Landon Clark
>Oh yeah?! W.. well... YOURE POOR!
Real slick there champ...
Jeremiah Cook
if you had to comeback with something why not simply: >I'm sure $10 (or use their currency) would change your mind
Charles Diaz
He should've offer her a thousand dollars cash to have sex with him
Josiah Bailey
#cucked.
Gabriel Cox
*unzips dick* That will show her.
Ian Reyes
That's it, I am no longer doing AMAs on Cred Forums.
Zachary Diaz
I could literally buy your lunch off you broke boy
Jaxon Watson
>Van Gogh is literally cucumbebatch wtf
Caleb Taylor
He should have let her finish her joke, and said, "I've never even heard of you before this."
Nicholas Sanders
wow he actually played him
Jace Thompson
I hate to be memeing but literally fucking who?
>i'm worth....
A bag of dicks maybe. lol
Joshua Diaz
He also had it coming. Before the joke he was rude to her. Tried to be witty and end up coming across as a butthurt asshole
Blake Bennett
>and im sure if they also saw you in real life, they would leave too
Done. Leave the bantz to the brits.
Cant believe americans get owned by the frogs so easily.
Christopher Scott
Brits are always so stale with delivery.
Jace Perez
>Haha pretty funny. Still, I don't think you have any chance with either of them, they only score very hot girls, and you, well, you're pretty funy. They may ask you to leave as well.
Logan Robinson
How did she react when he said this?
Charles Wilson
He did in my mind. days later. while I was in the shower
Jason Thomas
>>and i'm sure if they also saw you in real life, they would leave too finally a decent comeback how long did this take? a week
Nathaniel Roberts
>Oh yeah?...well...y-you too!
Luis Roberts
>how do you fart >do you talk about wanking like your colleague How is he in the wrong here?
Brody Lopez
She tells him they wont cos in her fantasy she isnt a subhuman frog.
Luke Roberts
Is it me or did that interaction not seem like that big of a deal? He got a little offended, I think he probably just wasn't in the mood to take shit off of some random cunt
Ethan Green
Kek. If I was Freud, I would say that in Jonah (wtf Jew), fat neckbearded beta omega /tv+pol/ NEETs see a role model and hero and thus take the bantz personally. In typical autistic underaged school shooter behavior, they obsess over it 24 hours a day for weeks, until they can't take it anymore and feel the need to lash out at 'Them' (girls, Hillary, feminazis, Republican Establishment). However, they lack the one thing that Alhas have: balls. So they post pseudo ironic threads on Cred Forums instead.
Levi White
tl;dr
fatties got triggered.
Hunter Anderson
Me too
Jace White
>That's cool that's cool. Maybe we'll call you over and you can use your pussy to wipe the dirt off my shoes.
Caleb Ramirez
Why did he change his name, Cred Forums?
Julian Lopez
Maybe if I was an unappealing fatfuck I would also have millions from fatty fall down movies.
Colton Fisher
But he cancelled all other interviews in France afterwards.
Luke Campbell
>fedora:the comeback
Robert Bell
If you were Freud you would say Jonah leaving the room represents her absent father so now she drowns herself in mindless sex as a ritual to summon him back into her life.
Nicholas Cruz
good
Owen Lewis
>You know that surprises me, because I hear you fuck filthy sandniggers. I could only imagine that Brad and Leo would be considered haram. Does your boyfriend also stone you to death after in your fantasy, you disgusting race betraying frog cunt?!
Wyatt Hernandez
>frog faced grin
Meme magic is real!
John Carter
Jewish conspiracy...
Colton Long
>You want humiliate me, Ornella of Fleury? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old subway resteraunt. You will not pay subway? This is fair. We will make subs in other ways. When I was in old country, in Israel, Leo, Brad, and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them into subway sandwiches who will be eaten by me. Your friends, man dressed as woman and black french woman...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of sweet-onion dressing and 5$ footlongs upon them. And when they are broken, Ornella of Fleury, when they are nothing more than sandwiches...you will know that the eat has been fresh
Andrew Hall
first post is always the best post
you fucking spergs
Carson Miller
>I've been found out
Jackson Cruz
probably same reason why I'm going to - abusive family
Blake Diaz
>That's so cute. You think anyone cares what your fantasies are.
Joshua Edwards
>getting rekd by the French
Not even the English are this pathetic
Kayden Myers
He comes from a family of vegans
Hudson Rodriguez
That's not witty or clever in any way and would just make him look like a social retard quoting meaningless numbers when both of them are financially well off, and also prove that his feelings were hurt.
>You fucking skank ugly cuck bitch. I make more than you in a day than you make in a whole year. Leo and Brad make 50 times more than you. They would ask YOU to leave to get us some coffee because they'd mistake you for housekeeping.
>You are legitimate worm. Should I tell you why? I come on your show, fly to your country and you insult me to your audience in a language I don't understand. If you want this to be even why don't you come to america, come onto a set and see what I actually do, see how much money I earn for all the work I put in. But you won't, because I doubt you could afford a plane ticket, or you'd have to ask your boss for time off work. You see, my acting schedule lets me do fuck all for half the year, it lets me buy almost anything I want. But yeah, you still want me to leave ;). Bitch I wouldn't date you if you were the last woman on earth.
After he said all that, he'd stand up and proceed to shower the studio with money. He'd drop 100k right there because I could. He would laugh as the mongoloid stuido audience crawled around picking the money up. Then he would get his dick out and say the following:
>You cucks want to suck this? No? Well I will drop another 200k if you do. But no I won't do that, because you are all beneath me. Keep picking those bills up from the floor like pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. You might see Leo and Brad above me, and you're probably right about that. But look at you all. YOU'RE ALL BENEATH ME. How pathetic does that make you look? I'm outtttt.
Thomas Garcia
But you're poor and he has 30 million dollars.
You lose.
Connor Watson
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: âIâve been found out.â - Goebbels J
Benjamin Walker
>Sorry, but why is she here again? - Jonah Hill, to some production staff off-camera
THAT'S how you do it!
Isaiah Fisher
Only acceptable answer. Going full edgy retard it's IN right now.
Angel Moore
This is even worse, now he looks like a looser who deserves pity
Ryan Robinson
That doesn't win the social situation.
The problem with these threads is that most of Cred Forums is autistic and literally does not know how people work.
Ian Mitchell
Well it's a good thing he didn't then. That was a clickbait rumor you gullible fucks just ate right up.
Anthony Gutierrez
>That doesn't win the social situation.
Literally flashing your cash if you are rich wins every social situation if the other person isn't rich.
Sebastian Lopez
gafemas
Evan Jackson
And yet in this social situation it would have just made him look doubly pathetic.
Bragging about how much money you make never wins you anything among any groups.
As an American I am fine e admitting rich people are better than poor people. I am poor myself and if I was worth a shit I would be rich.
Wyatt Ortiz
Honestly he didn't even seem THAT butthurt.
The amazing part is the gigantic amount of proxy butthurt from random fatties on the internet.
Henry Bennett
This is the most cringy thing I have ever read. True American banter tier.
Isaac Wood
>Too bad lady cause I've got a really big dick and am really good at sex.
Joshua Fisher
It's the trump card. In America if you can whip out cash people have no counter arguments. Cash always wins, no matter the argument. I would believe and advocate the sky being red if someone paid me because the fact they have cash shows they are smarter than I am
Austin Morales
Those people were bullying the fuck out of Jonah. That's sad as hell.
>hey Jonah nice serious movie career faggot >I bet you're single faggot yeah I'm right how long since you got pussy retard? That's what I thought >I bet you have big rippling farts and take 2 showers a day because you shart your pants fatass xD >You're nothing compared to Seth just human garbage I'm not even going to pretend that I know your name I legit feel bad for him that they treated him this way because I know that feel from growing up a fat kid.
Jaxson Williams
>dude you don't even like sonic 06 you're just a woman lookin for a quick funny funny time, heh ;)
That's how you deal with this, i use this all the time
Tyler Evans
>FUCK YOU BITCH *smacks her breasts* That's how you banter if you're not white
Jason Lee
Make this same thread everyday evaluating all the possible ways jonah could of saved himself and made a comeback. I feel there is a lot of empathy and self-inserting for this guy in these threads.
Zachary Russell
>Bragging about how much money you make never wins you anything among any groups.
What? It literally shuts them up. There is no comeback to showing people that you're rich when they aren't. It tells them 'hey youre making fun of me but im a literal millionaire, if I can make that much money, even though you say im this or that and you cant. wow you must be really pathetic'. You can 'say' all that without even saying it.
Asher Wright
There's plenty of ways to handle that if you're not completely socially inept.
David Gray
Dude you don't ask crypto Jews why they hide their Jewish names...that is absolute shit tier journalism and used to get you blacklisted in America.
Cameron Torres
No, it's not, not to mention they're in France, but not even in America.
If you're sitting around a dinner table with the family and someone tells you to pass the butter but you accidentally drop it, and someone makes a retarded, "Haha user's such a butterfingers!" joke and everyone laughs and then you come back and say, "Yeah well I'm making $85K a year while you're still living with uncle Frank" you'll just look like a shithead. Like I said, bragging about how much money you make is basically an instant social failure, especially if it's being used as some sort of "comeback" in a completely irrelevant context.
This is what I'm talking about with Cred Forums literally being incapable of understanding social interactions and dynamics.
Cameron Anderson
This man is correct. What's more important than being rich? You can Fuck any woman.yOu can buy anything. What's the possible comeback to someone laying down cash?/Some philosophical bullshit that won't buy anything?
Isaac Gray
>blown the fuck out by a solid 8/10 qt Gallic weatherlady he ain't coming back from this one anytime soon
Nolan Morgan
#triggered
Brody Adams
That's the social equivalent of pulling poop out of your pants and eating it, especially in a place like France.
Jason Garcia
You must be poor. Nothing beats king Cash
Mason Rodriguez
>Are you trying to shoah me?
Josiah Sullivan
that was a shitty interview, he was likely in a bit of a mood but those questions are retarded
Jonathan Rogers
>Yeah well I'm making $85K a year while you're still living with uncle Frank
That's actually a good comeback.
Jace Jones
Context is important though. If someone says "you're an ugly loser faggot virgin" then replying with "I'm rich and successful as fuck bitch" is a suitable reply.
Joseph Martin
Who gives a Fuck about France? If they had money they wouldn't need to act so snobby. Lol at French culture being destroyed by superior American market driven culture.
Adrian Reyes
Have you ever even talked to someone in real life?
Isaiah Powell
would you flick the Beanie of Jonah Hill's sister?
Levi Ortiz
>What's more important than being rich?
Pride, dignity, you know all those things that make you anything other an assblasted faggot waving his wallet because he got weathertold.
Caleb Long
I'm well aware that money is one of the most important things when it comes to social status. If you haven't figured that out past the age of 18 then I really can't explain it to you.
Nathaniel Collins
Maybe the reason you don't have any friends isn't that you're poor, but that you're clearly socially retarded and have a garbage personality.
Lincoln Lopez
You, obviously or you wouldn't be so furious about something that didn't happen to you.
Luke Hill
Will pride and dignity buy you a house or a t.v.? No? That's because those are worthless and they only tell poor people they are important so they won't organize Yea everyone wants money.
Gavin Richardson
Who said I don't have any friends? Now you're just projecting.
Nicholas Barnes
I find it funny that the oh so holy French culture is being wiped out by fast food and American tv. It's hilarious because if the native culture was worth a shit it wouldn't be so easy to wipe out
Jason Butler
I never knew Jonah browsed Cred Forums
Carson Moore
>valuing a TV over dignity
This makes you what is commonly referred to as a whore.
It's pretty obvious based on what you consider a good comeback or appropriate social interaction.
Landon Miller
>Pride, dignity Uh huh, that burger king server sure is doing great because he has pride or dignity. Yeah, I bet he wouldn't want to be a millionaire. Yep, he sure is considered more important than the burger king ceo. Yep, that's how the world works.
What fucking lala land do you live in?
Jayden Stewart
>i just watched that video that was posted earlier from that sketch show okay dude thanks
Cooper Wilson
#triggered
Whatever dude, go on thinking that money makes you a better person than the next guy, no one who's a grown up really cares.
Jacob Bailey
that's not what projecting is
Robert Young
>bothers replying
STAY MAD.
Joshua Jones
literally Cred Forums
Joshua Anderson
You know why this is so hard? Because Jonah Hill is a douche bag. And it's hard to defend a douche bag.
Elijah Lewis
>It's pretty obvious based on what you consider a good comeback or appropriate social interaction.
Well, I can tell you right now that I do have actually have friends. 2 who are childhood friends.
I'm just aware of how the world works.
Brody Howard
I would've just rolled with the joke
Yeah the joke makes you look bad but it also makes your friends Brad Pitt and Leo dicaprio look good, I would've focused on that aspect of the joke to keep the mood light
>Haha yeah I'm always surrounded by heartthrobs like leo and Channing Tatum, hazard of the job
Maybe that makes me a cuck but idk
I feel like there's nothing wrong with admitting a friend of yours is sexier than you, and there's also nothing wrong with laughing off an insult
Henry Ross
kek'd
Logan Lopez
But that's bullshit, if anything French culture is the one in the West that most strongly resists Americanisation. And the popularity of American culture isn't an indication of its quality, only of America's status as a superpower, mass production of entertainment, and to some extent of its appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Connor Barnes
>Brad and Leo prefer me over you
Charles Brooks
>shower comebacks
Sebastian Jones
You're part of the unique snowflake generation right? The one that doesn't value good hard work and thinks everyone should be famous and that the world owes you a living.
I'm sure we could all stand to get paid a little better but if you think that bragging about how much money you have is "cool" not only are you a horrible human being but you're retarded to boot.
Adam Scott
No it's not, you have no ability to evaluate context, not to mention what you just said is not even roughly equivalent.
Luis Robinson
You expect the people whose idea of a great comeback to Louis CK is to yell "cuck" to come up with something witty or funny?
Leo Nguyen
thanks mang
Cameron Scott
The people who have money and power didn't give a Fuck about morality. Every one who is a grown up cares because we have bills to pay and families to feed. That's why you get rich
Aiden Sullivan
These threads really do bring the SJW pussies out of the woodwork
Hudson Collins
Appeal to the lowest denominator is good because it excludes no one and ensures maximum profit which is why I assuming movies get made.
Brayden Smith
Yeah, cos it's so grown up to call people poorfags and brag on how much money you make, makes you sound like a nigger.
Anthony Hernandez
>bragging about how much money you have is "cool" not only are you a horrible human being but you're retarded to boot.
I'm not saying you should brag about it. I'm saying it's a valid comeback if someone tries to make fun of you. It's not something I, you or anyone should bring up out of the blue.
Daniel Sanchez
You assume poor people have value when in reality the vast majority of people are to blame for their poverty. Poverty is a lifestyle decision and a choice.
Carson Davis
It's called being dry. There's humour beyond "Bazinga!" you know.
Jordan Jenkins
How is that a good comeback though?
Ugly fat dude says a cute girl is ugly? Since when is that charismatic or funny?
James Campbell
Fuck off.
You really do have no fucking idea at all do you?
Brayden Flores
You sound like a bernie supporter.
Jack Brooks
>show empathy >get called a sjw pussy ok
Robert Myers
No, because I work. If you are poor you need to get 2, maybe 3 jobs and work your way out of the hole you are in other wise you will just be another poor piece of shit clogging up society and leeching off of productive people like me .But at least you have you snappy comebacks at night in your shirty apartment with your ugly or non existent gf, you worth less poor piece of shit.
Gavin Adams
Haha when Trump wins all you fat fucks are going to be deported.
Aiden Walker
> *************Reminder that Jonah is /ourguy/ and the whore is reddit************
Jeremiah Brown
Haha can you imagine what worthless women poor people have to fuck lol they have to deal with the ugliest fattest STD whores
Kayden Allen
how many fucking threads are we going to have about this
are you guys autistic?
Austin Stewart
The Conan one is great for the role he plays.
I don't get how the fuck this dude can be A) fat and B) a comedian without having the capacity of self-deprecation
Caleb Morales
*waits a long time to respond* "Oh like what?!" *crowd erupts*
Lincoln Wright
Even if they do land a decent woman a guy with money can buy them Women are whites and will ditch a poor faggot first chance they get. What a bunch of losers. Jonah is a saint for putting that broke French whore in her place.
Carter Torres
>a Jew is insulted >Americans rush to his defense
WEW LAD E W
L A D
Grayson Hill
I can see Conan saying that.
Jaxon Carter
>muh Hypergamy Take this shit back to /r9k/. Only robots got triggered by this shit.
Anthony Sanchez
That is some hardcore projection.
Samuel Fisher
For someone else
Michael Murphy
best part of this threads are the amount of failed comebacks. Shit that would never work or would easily make the disgusting fat bastard look even worse.
Brandon Price
whoosh
Connor Morris
Jonah 'Fat Jew' Hill actually thought he was attractive
Benjamin Morgan
>I left because I wanted to fuck more than a 7/10
Its over.
Thomas Peterson
You'd better take your wallet then.
Ian Rodriguez
The dude has 30 million dollars he can afford 10/10's.
Brody Richardson
>paying for sex
oh Cred Forums....
Andrew Gray
t. virgin
Connor Reyes
the translator would have to translate which throws off the timing of the joke
William Torres
>A joke at my expense. How lovely. What you don't know is that I will end you. You'll never work in the United States ever again. You're finished. So enjoy the last time you're ever on TV.
Kayden Foster
n'empĂȘche moi je le baiserai biens Jonah
pas homo
Zachary Bennett
that bitch is hot
Nolan Turner
>Now I'd bring them, but the real question would be if they wanted to fuck you.
Hudson Torres
Why is he so upset at this, though? People not wanting to fuck him should be something he should have accepted by now.