Post your 3 favorite films and we guess shit about you

Femanon

You're 16

No, I was offering. I'd fuck someone for good taste and good taste alone tebehe.

>Let The Right One In
>In Bruges
>Young Frankenstein

Pulp Fiction
Heat
The Departed

Hyperpleb

/thread

>Joe Versus the Volcano
>Bruster McCloud
>Snowpiercer

Alien
Apocalypse Now
Waltz with Bashir

terminator
robocop
platoon

Pseudo intellectual retard who hasn't seen those films

Avatar
Terminator 2
La Haine

Ordet
Stalker
Elephant man

Dad

>In Bruges
>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>Die Hard

Aliens
The Thing
The Abyss

Rocky
Amadeus
Back to the Future

>aliens
>s

Titanic
T-2
Avatar

In the mood for love
La strada
Mulholland drive

Snatch
Jurassic Park
Probably The Thing

The Good the Bad & the ugly
The Assassination of Jesse James
Hero

James pls

Only God Forgives
Inland Empire
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Someone who doesn't realize Thief will be Michael Mann's best until he teams up with Tangerine Dream again

Escape from New York
The Thing
Terminator

>Not Big Trouble in Little China for the complete Carpenter-Russell kino trilogy

Taxi Driver
Trainspotting
Stand by me

They change all the time, but...
>Snatch
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>The Goonies

>Escape from New York
>not Escape from LA

Catch Me If You Can
The Layer Cake
The Marix

The matrix
Star Wars (1977)
Fellowship

Rear Window
Dawn of the Dead (78)
The Assassination of Jesse James

>The Professional
>Michael
>Hard Candy

>Ronin
>Predator
>The empire strikes back

>Laputa: Caste in the Sky
>Interstellar
>There Will Be Blood

you're 32 years old with a middle class job.

>Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>End of eva
>The tree of life

You have this deep unconformable concern that everything isn't as it seems and that your higher ups are likely lying to you

Massive tool at parties that boasts about taste in movies even though no one cares about his opinion

This. What are you doing user.

You have a deep fascinating with the darkest parts of humanity. Possibly a criminology student and maybe even a woman

You're a raging memer.

Heat
Drive
End of Evangelion

The Matrix
Terminator 2
Battle Royale

>Once Upon A Time In America
>The Godfather Part II
>Taxi Driver
pls be nice

You have better taste than most. You're not really critical of film, you just like old established movies.

Pleb. Probably works in logistics or construction.

Irreversible
Salo
Megan is Missing

...

Lawrence of Arabia
Miami Vice
Yi Yi

You seem boring at social gatherings

You've only seen 1 good movie

Casual

Weird picks for the sake of being different

You're a pedophile.

>Harsh Times
>American Psycho
>Forrest Gump

Jaws
3000 Miles to Graceland
History of the World

Alien

Silence of the Lambs

Robocop

>Predator
>Conan the Barbarian
>As Above so Below

I'd definitely hang out with you

Julien donkey boy
berlin horse
a matter of life and death

Depressed fellow who wishes to be masculine.

>Pan's Labyrinth
>Night Of The Hunter
>Princess Mononoke

>Barry Lyndon
>Lost in Translation
>Brazil

Wanna drink craft beer and watch Predator?

>Zulu
>Angry Birds
>Birth of a Nation

End of Evangelion
Lawrence of Arabia
Robocop

You like aliens.

Unforgiven
The Crow
Into the Wild

Dr. Strangelove
North by Northwest
Singin' in the Rain

Are you serious nigga?

Autistic

You're a liberal. :^)

Withnail & I
Koyaanisqatsi
Porco Rosso

>tfw nobody guessed your post

Cheap poster prints decorate your bedroom

Affable oddball

Entry-level and proud

Pretty pensive, torn between being a hopeless romantic and a firm realist

Working-class, maybe a Brit

Hansen's looking for you

redpilledaf

Living somewhere in a large city

You do recreational drugs without them affecting your life negatively

Possession (1981)
Come and See (1985)
Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)

Get smart
over the hedge
alvin and the chipmunks

>Chungking Express
>Dancer in the Dark
>Mulholland Drive

you hate your life and dream about suicide

>paris, texas
>drive
>american psycho

Erm, almost, but no

Stalker
Fargo
Ed Wood

>Mulholland Drive
>Come And See
>In the mood for love

Amazing guy that gets laid a lot

>Night of the Hunter
>Flash Gordon
>The Saragossa Manuscript

4 year old

Stalker
Dr Strangelove
Billy Batts and the Shoe-Shine Kid

Meme boy from Cred Forums
Clueless guy that just got into film
Ironic poster trying to get some (You)s
Browses Cred Forums for some time and developed an interesting taste
Pervert
Will become a patrician eventually
Patrician guy, should get rid of anime though
Extreme Pseudo
Casual nerd
Carpenterfag, still pretty good
An old chool guy in his 20s
Teen who just got into films
Same taste as me, solid guy
Fell for the cameron meme
Should watch more Verhoeven and Cronenberg
Pleb of the highest order

College drop-out who hates his life

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Excalibur
The Wicker Man
:)

Hana-bi
Hungry
ashes and diamonds

Leaving Las Vegas
The Wrestler
The Last Samurai

Freaks
Ordet
Underground

Collateral
Blade Runner
Predator

A Bronx Tale
Goodfellas
Raging Bull

Pseudo intellectual try hard faggot

>Heavely Creatures
>Pan's Labyrinth
>The Tree of Life

Just discovered movies existed before 1988

>Taxi driver
>Repulsion
>sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

Jaws
Predator
Trainspotting

You're a guy with good taste

Most of your waking life consists of pwer fantasies.

You spend most of your time with video games.

You went to public schools.

You have tried and repeatedly failed to publish your "novel".

You have had more than one homosexual encounter with a family member.

You spend more time talking to yourself in a mirror than you spend talking to your parents.

You lift weights but are not very good at it.

You have struggled with acne for years.

You wish you knew how to snowboard.

You failed as a commercial fisherman.

You regret not becoming a soldier.

You CC a Taurus-brand firearm.

You have an average IQ and blame others for your failure.

You have never won a fight.

You would have an adequate girlfriend if you lost 35 pounds.

You are deeply uncomfortable with your appearance.

You consider yourself a failure.

Your parents loathe you.

You have attempted jelqing.

You have been more successful attaining sequential digits than gainful employment.

You were a victim of childhood sexual abuse.

You blame your problems with women on them.

You snack loudly in the cinema.

You wish you had more friends.

Same goes for you.

You are an infrequent visitor to and should get out while you still have a life.

You have been referred to as both ugly and worthless by most of your childhood teachers.

You want to write a song for a woman, but none will come near you.

You are all related as well as inbred.

All of your relationships have been ended by the female partner.

Your mother has caught you masturbating on more than one occasion.

You have a deep-seated fear of black people.

The Terminator
Spider-Man 2
Dr. Stranngelove

You have had multiple cocks in your asshole

>Shrek

>Shrek 2

>Children of Men

You're a WASP.

You actually enjoy film.

You eat fast food several times a week.

You think you're funny, but aren't.

You still use VLC.

You have never read a novel.

You're divorced.

You think you understand computers, but don't.

You honestly think life is deliberately unfair to you.

You do not regret your recent weight gain.

You're a closeted homosexual.

You post primarily to .

You have difficulty maintaining a girlfriend.

You're too fat to serve in the army.

Those of you I skipped are even more boring than these faggots.

Alien
The Fifth Element
Willow

You're a popular guy.

You're pretty young, like 18.

Your dad wasn't around for moments in your childhood. You're also an underachiever.

You grew up in a big family

>Happiness (1998)
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>The Blair Witch Project

>You're a closeted homosexual
Y-you too

How are you making these judgements? Aren't they all projections?

>Teen who just got into films

I just got into films but I'm not a teen and I'm positive those three will stay at the top of my list no matter what

>You have been more successful attaining sequential digits than gainful employment.

This however is entirely accurate

>The Four Feathers (1939, not the shit Heath Ledger one)
>American Psycho (2000, dont care if its a meme, i love it.)
>The Miami Connection (1987, a new favorite)

Everything is "no sweat" to you. Usually you wear the same t-shirt for a week in a row and you somehow manage to make it seem cool rather than disgusting, and you're typically coming home late and improvising some wild, but tasty casserole for dinner using whatever you find in the kitchen while multitasking, i. e. reading and talking to your roommates about politics and parties.

>>There will be blood
You're a commie

>The Life Aquatic
>Lord of War
>Reign of Fire

no country for old men
fellowship of the ring
a goofy movie

Why is it when someone post good yet obscure movies they're automatically a pseudo intellectual?

Are you really that threatened by my superior taste?

Children of Men
Ghost in the Shell
No Country for Old Men

>taking Cred Forums seriously
This thread is just a Cred Forums equivalent of r/roastme

2001: A Space Odyssey
Apocalypse Now
Pan's Labyrinth

There will be blood
Badlands
Lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring
You like radiohead
You have only had 1 girlfriend

Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine
Alien

I have many but these are the 3 that came to me first

Starship Troopers (1997)
Sicario (2015)
Maladolescenza (1977)

Younger guy that has taken at least one film appreciation course

Hatari
Restrepo
Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Fincher)

nope, never been to college. try again

Enter the Void
The Raid
Bernie

Femanon

Very approachable guy

Italian

Self-purported memestrel, who never hardly gets enough (you)s to capitulate a never ending cycle of shitposting. Neglected as a child.

Pussy-pumping dyke

Usually under a blanket

The Surprising Adventure of Baron Munchausen
Blue Velvet
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Airplane!
The General
Robocop

>jurassic park
>la haine
>donnie darko

You're all so predicable

>The Mainstream flick
>Nostalgia/Wild Card movie
>The Artsy kino

Every god damn time

>Fight Club
>Wolf of Wall Street
>Clockwork Orange

>The cynical fence-sitting poster
everytime

You're 16

You want to fuck a kid at least once but choose the legal route because it's easier on your life and the moral and legal implications hold you back. You love irony and sarcasm is your go-to method of cracking wise.

You also have pretty good taste.

This is painfully difficult but
>The Thing
>Altered States
>Scanners

Nausicaa of the valley of the wind
Blade Runner
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

I'm happy with this

>Harvey
>Fellowship of the Ring
>Big Fish

You secretly wish you'd have killed someone by now. You also own at least one collectable figurine

you're a homosexual

You like the letter B.

You're right about the memestrel and shitposting part, wasn't neglected tho

>No Country for Old Men
>Glengary Glenn Ross
>Freddie got Fingered

you went/wanted to/are going to med school

you like hallucinogenic drugs

kek

You've got a soft spot for camera trickery.

I don't have any favorite films. What does that say about me?

>At Home Among Strangers
>The Mirror
>The Cranes Are Flying
youtube.com/watch?v=IsihoZzrgBQ

No Country for Old Men
Mulholland Dr.
Synecdoche, New York

you're an indecisive cunt. on the wrong board

>tfw cant pick my 3rd favorite film

anyone else know this hell?

>You have only had 1 girlfriend
Wrong, I've had 0

>taxi driver
>butch and sundance
>leon: the professional

Waterloo
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Wild Bunch

>post three movies you're not even supposed to enjoy
>"You actually enjoy film."

I hate you.

The Mummy
The Pest
American Psycho

Hot Fuzz, The Lobster, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Cannibal Holocaust
Cobra Verde
Double Indemnity

you think you're smart, and might even actually be smart.

fancy yourself an adventurous loner, yearn for a mission or some meaning

you like peckinpah's worst "good" film

you post on a certain website, hehe

Interstellar
Interstellar
Interstellar

>You're pretty young, like 18.

Yeah that's right user

When two of those movies came out....

A wonderful person who has impeccable taste. Probably is successful in his work and gets laid whenever he wants

You're right, you can only see movies that were made when you were alive

The Dark Crystal
The Fellowship of the Ring
Blade Runner

The mummy
Raiders of the lost ark
My bestfriend is a vampire

he means he was 18 in 1994 dumbass

are you literally me?
id only switch last one for goodfellas or casino

Jack and Jill
Man of Steel
Attack of the Clones

>too long too slow, overrated movies
you sound like a pretentous faggot, who has a lot of free time.

i don't have favourites nowadays, so just take my old ones, which i havent seen again like in 10 years
fight club, snatch, pulp fiction, trainspotting

Alien
paranorman
Dark knight

Stalker
Dead Poets Society
Zerkalo

Robocop
the Road Warrior
A Clockwork Orange

You dress in all black and try your best not to be noticed by anyone

Subhuman
probably watched Dead poets society as a young lad so it's nostalgic
what are you doing on this board old man?

Nosferatu: phantom der nacht
Videodrome
The third man

The Wrath of Khan
Goodfellas
Aliens (Ridley Scott)

>Crank
>Warrior
>Evil Dead

you're a 15 year old who's finally allowed to watch dad's really violent movies, but you do seem to have a bit of taste

Hanabi
Videodrome
Koroshiya 1

...

>Bakumatsu Taiyo-den
>Sans Soleil
>Gospel According to St Matthew

You enjoy smoking weed at least 3 times a week

Taxi driver
Falling down
American History X

>Carol
>Knight of Cups
>The LOTR trilogy

>Full Metal Jacket
>Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
>Se7en

Underrated

OMG LOOK AT ME, SO EDGY

Senna
Frozen
48 Hours

The Force Awakens
Frozen
Nostalghia

Zulu
LOTR fellowship
The method

BIN-JIP
BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW
LES ENFANTS DU PARADIS

You niggas don't know me.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
El Topo
Dead Man

>American Psycho

Damn straight son

Kill Bill
From Russia With Love
Airplane

>El Topo

Youre of african decent

Buffalo '66
Naked
Stardust

Full Metal Jacket
Mullholand Drive
Inception/ The holy Grail?

Probably these, If I had to pick.
But not cemented, maybe Full Metal Jacket.

>Dead Man's Shoes
>Master and Commander
>Starship Troopers

Man on the Moon
Pink Floyd the Wall
Ed Wood