Post your favorite Simpsons jokes
Post your favorite Simpsons jokes
Nolan Gray
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Justin James
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Blake Roberts
" we got another jumper on the roof of TGI McScratchy's"
"We are out of bort license plates in the gift shop, repeat we need more bort license plates"
Joseph Hughes
inb4 first non Brazilian
Daniel Martinez
>It's time we put this one trick pony out to stud
>WOOHOO! FIRST STOP MAUDE FLANDERS
>I don't have your money, it's in Bill's house and Fred's house
>So anyway, I says to Mable, I says....
>HOW YA DOING GERDY
>I knew my kind wasn't welcomed here
Jacob Gonzalez
this desu
Levi King
Liam Sanchez
>because im irish jimmy, because im irish
>oh if only we had listened to that boy instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven
Jaxon Barnes
WAT?
Aiden Reyes
Sebastian Phillips
>What was I laughing at? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman
>ATOMS! One, two, three, four, five, and SIX OF THEM!
>The Japanese will eat us alive
>You got greedy Martin
>All hail King Homer
Is Burns the GOAT character?
Adam Murphy
This shit is priceless
Caleb Garcia
Michael Ross
Shoe and Shoelace is better.
Benjamin Peterson
Hudson Ward
Two words
>Aurora Borealis
Jace Rogers
I liked that joke better when I didn't get it.
It worked better as a non sequitur
Jordan Adams
At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Didn't they admit the entire segment was done without a script and they just drew the animation to it?
They did the same for some of Toy Stories scenes.
Jason Davis
steamed hams
Austin Green
LOOK CLOSER LENNY
Levi Hill
Jaxon Williams
Austin Ross
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William Howard
I'll laugh at this entire scene until the day I die
>Burt Stanson speaking
Cameron Ortiz
Nearly the entire The Springfield files episode.
Andrew Foster
Sincerely, Little Girl
Matthew Rivera
The dream of man and flightless bird alike.
Nolan King
PRIME MINISTEEER!
ANDYYYYY!
Gavin Foster
...
Christian Cooper
Kristy's Kristmas Klassic
Jackson Wilson
always and forever
Joshua Green
Because I'm Irish is American Dad
Gavin Evans
>I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself
>I...Who told you!?...Oh, ah, yes. ... I would say you was an angel, but angels don't dance like that
>We will show those stupid Americans who looks like ze frog, eh?
Elijah Long
>this now concludes your intensive 6 week course
Alexander Baker
>I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee
That whole planet of the apes segment is just comedic genius
Jayden Hernandez
MOLDY?
OLD?
IM GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
Joseph Nguyen
Almost had me take the bait...
Jaxson Perez
what is there to get?